₦airaland Forum

carter009:
Tell a girl online to send you her account number and see if she's boring , that's they language many of them understand.

Lol

phintohlar:
Na by force to reply, you chooses to tell me how your days went, so wetin make we do. The most annoying question you guys asked is " i've you eaten"

If you say no, they will offer to buy you food like you are hungry and post it online that you have finish their money.
Nah online I dey see those kind of story, I have never experienced it.
Guy: have you eaten?
Me: do I look hungry?
Engage me in lively conversation, then we are good to go.

ubunja:
Here's the Real 5 things:

1)she opens legs without complaint
2)she cooks
3)she does laundry
4)she kneels when serving food
5)she keeps her opinions to herself.

Do you have a girlfriend?
Are you married? If not, I no sensible will date or marry you.
They will always reject you, you are full of yourself.
You are a misogynist.

Amozever12:
What's dis one saying

And who TF are you?
Don't mention me if you don't have anything reasonable to say.

Officialgarri:
In a country of different political view of the ruling class, revolution is never an achievable idea.

Revolution is only possible when 90% of the population clamor for the same thing

you are right.

President Mohammadu buhari, why.
These are harmless protesters,
Can't we speak out on bad governance again.

dynicks:
My crew ND I already arrived the scene...!

Make tomorrow do reach jooor! Blood dey hot!

Gbedu go soon start...

Please no violence.

Maybe they should change the topic instead of 'Revolution' it should be 'Peaceful protest for good Governance'.
The word REVOLUTION sounds rebellious.
My opinion.

God! Why am I in this country, this woman is making her money, and some jobless I.G beggar are criticizing her. Is it their twerking?
Tiwa Savage dear, do your thing and enjoy your life, Nigerians are hypocrites. Awon werey.

Jeff is a good guy, he is not fit for BBN, too quiet, not real.
No vibe.
My best HMs are
Khafi
Tasha
Omashola
Sir Dee.
I have a crush on Sir Dee, he looks like my ex ( I hate my ex

Afiahomes:
omoshola is the winner

takenote

It Omashola

DonBenny77:
Story, she's just been humbled cos of her goofing when it comes to brain work.

She now knows it's not all about nudity and being sultry and still has a lot to learn and to achieve that she has to be civil.

Same thing on my mind, but, I am beginning to like her.

NoSidonLook:
Copy Copy is what will kill Nigerians

We love to copy the oyinbos like dummies

Sad part is, it's only in stupidity and dumb things we love to copy them

Technology ...no way
Education ...no way
People's policies ...no way
Health ...no way

Feminism ...yes we want
Oloshoism ...yes we want
Chasing clout on social media ...yes we want
Instagram slayqueening Oloshoism ...yes we want
Living larger than life ...yes we want

Naija which way sef

Lalasticlala come and see o

Evil forest well done.

dingbang:
Nigerians will be watching porn in their closet but condemn this one.. Shame on you

They did in their closet, not openly.

Chanchit:
What you don't have you can't give. The way this woman gives, it would be very hard for other pastors to do same cos many of them are just not givers. Had it been they could emulate this woman, 60% of Nigerians problems would be solved cos these pastors have the money.
Even some of our so called pastors go to Cele during the night.


I watched her interview on tvc, they asked her if it is good for us to pray for our enemies to die, she said if she give witches €1m, they will go and buy chemiron to replace her blood they want to drink.

In other words, witches needs money.

Elemosho478:
It is because of Sea ports you go to Lagos to hawk Gala and sell Fan Yogo?

That man in the pic is not even social media.

Yyeske:
Putting America first doesn't mean he should go about insulting every world leader, the other time it was the Canadian PM, later the chancellor of Germany, former PM of Britain and several others.
Is he the only wise leader in the world? While citizens of those countries and even Americans condemn him, people like you support him, when he even said that Sub Sahara African countries were Shithole countries, Americans and citizens from those countries were against him but people like you praised him. Your brain didn't tell you that he was insulting you too since you are a product of a shithole since we all know what a shithole produces.

I love you for this.

NwaAmaikpe:




Destiny is such an amuser.

Just like Odewale in Ola Rotimi's 1971 novel, "The Gods are not to Blame" if someone had told Stella back in 1997 that she would end up a husband thief after being despised by her late husband's family for being more of a gold-digger than a wife, she'd have gone ballistic on such a prophet.

Now,
Our screendiva, queen moralist, talk show host and advocate against Muslim underage marriage is most remembered as a petty serial homewrecker.

Hmmm

aaronson:
How is this news? Nigeria alone has millions of millionaires begining from the age of 20, due to wide spread of fraud(yahoo yahoo), most Nigeria youth has nothing less than 5 to 50 million in thier bank balance.


The real breaking news should be young billionaires in Africa not millionaires so we begin to call the likes of Emoney, Jowizaza, mompha etc.

Millionaire that worked hard for their money ( we know their source of income).

laudate:
All this merry-go-round is about primary school certificate? How did she get into secondary school if she lacked a primary school certificate?

How did she enter university, graduate from law school or even get appointed as a judge, when she lacked a primary school certificate?

You mean, nobody detected it all this while....? Something is wrong somewhere. Either the lawmakers are seeking for excuses not to confirm her, or ..... someone is not telling the whole truth.

If she falsified her primary school certificate, why wasn't she arrested?

She falsified her age.

partnerbizz5:
That FFK is one of the most intelligent politicians here.
So the woman was right in saying he needed attention?
Was that a proper response to that query?

FFK intelligent? Lol!

tydi:
You did economics in sec school

I believe you know the law of demand and supply..

They close legs, we zip up.

No! They should close up, then u kidnap and rape girls still blame them for dressing inappropriately. Only few guys are mature, the ones on Nairaland are different breed entirely, loud, immature and abusive.

See snacks! beht, Why Alex report con dress like a ritualist?

ntyce:
Greatest lie ever told

My neighbor is from kogi ( ebira) the man is so loud and lousy, always asking me stupid questions because I live alone.

iTearHerToto:
yesterday as the first guest they dad received after birth of their new born baby boy, Deo.

Ramsey Nouah was spotted carrying their son, Deo as his own child.


Who posted that trash? A blogger or a dead man It's nauseating reading it.

Whoever posted that doesn't deserve food. Giving the person food is an offense punishable by death .. Wasted soul

they dad received
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Pukes

You are a psycho

mmsen:
It's the same in most countries, sadly.

And in China I'm sure there is somebody who has committed similar crimes but they have been protected because they are close to the Chinese Communist Party.

Most legal systems are trash, globally and act to protect some and demonise others.

Same thing on my mind, guess the guy isn't influential.

OkaNaUbe:
Na condition make crayfish bend.

Celine Dion vs Barbara Streisand's song comes to mind.

beauty and the beast

[quote author= post=78803282]Hahahaha.

These sets of wailers no even pity Atiku the Camerounian sha.
After all the million of dollars he spent, he lost woefully and you are still asking him for salary?!
Una wicked o!
Una just wan milk the man dey patapata!

Well, Atiku won on twitter and Nairaland sha......

Even we and fellow nairalanders, the confirm Baba Staunch supporters that sacrificed our time, effort, money and sleepness nights without expecting a kobo in return did a better job!
We only did it for a better Nigeria FOC, and it paid off handsomely!
We did it for our unborn kids.



Any wailers, aka children of hate and perdition that quote us talking about 30 naira or 300,000, we will only say, if we no collect anything make God continue to bless the works of our hands, but if otherwise, may wrong accusers end miserably!
Make we kuku break the table once and for all!

Our Daddy's Golden words spur us on, even in the period of postponement. [/quote]Yes o

FhukaFhuka:
..... WE DEY WAIT FOR UNION BANK

If you think Union Bank will go bankrupt then you are a learner

mmsen:
How naive are you?

Do criminals hand over evidence of their crimes?

The same question I want to ask him.

uckennety:
Are you sure it's DHL?

DHL post, not express.

uckennety:
Are you sure it's DHL?

DHL post, not express.