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Your own better, my bf send phone to me from Germany through DHL. I no see phone till date.

cucumbae:

You are so right

Promise47:
boroisky na scam meanwhile delsu do rusticated me ooo

wetin you do?

Auxtin85:
Weed wey you smoke nor get name

I wanted to quote another guy not you..... sorry.

NPComplete:
Lol. She just gave them another reason to commit suicide.

All they need to do is to see a picture of her on the altar with all those excessive make-up and realise that God has forsaken religion a long time ago.

Who made you her judge?

Auxtin85:
I pray everyone contemplating suicide stumble into this video

Who made you are judge?

limitless777:
great

So this guy don join APC las las. Lol.

Sagay212:
Yes...that's what you iPods are...bunch of never do well in case you don't understand what oloriburuku means.... el rufai has become your new atiku now. When will you start campaigning for him? Eleribu!!

Lol

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Hahahaha.. So how will church protect you from evil people
Besides is it God or church that will protect you from evil??

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MyVILLAGEpeople:
No. There is no where in the Bible God said we should go to church.
God didn't tell us to go to any business centre. Most churches of today are just money making ventures for conmen and fraudsters.

God looks at your heart and good deeds. Most people who go to church do the most abominable things.

The reason most people go to church is because of protection from evil people.

OP is not remorseful at all, he is just angry that he has been used and dumped. Wicked fellow. ( I feel like calling you Oloriburuku)

frowland:
Your business Mr. man. You don't pay my bills, nor feed me. So how is your silence my business? Is it going to make me stop being active here? ........ I advice you go find something important doing with your life so as to get your mind busy. All risk na risk; what a silly comment. Why not sell your house (if you have any) and play bet9ja with it.

Pls ignore the guy ok?

Ahmed0336:
now this is laughable.
this people don really get tonto

Are you married?

Khaleell001:
We roundly condemn the attack and also roundly and totally condemn any stupid quote from insensitive and idiotic people.
You can simply make your point by condemning those who perpetrated this heinous crime without attaching any religion to it.
I am a Muslim, and it is clearly states that "there is no compulsion in religion " In Qur'aan 2:252.
But for you to talk trash about Muslims and their religion ashows how myopic,unexposed and uncultured you are.
Even FFK whom I thought would be fiery was much sombre.

Why can't you learn from you fellow matured Christians.

Oga! This is not for me.

Westsida:
Is that you on tha bed?

Perv alert!!!

OP! world leaders ke?

meobizy:
Most of the females here have low self esteem.
I can make a gamble and say all of them.
If you see an (f) moniker with a healthy dose of confidence it is obviously a male posing as a female.

If I dash you slap eh

IvarTheTerrible:


Many years back.....someone called the cops on me.

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The End


PS - i got a ban for writing entertaining stories. One silly female ex-mod reported me. I would not dash her free popularity.

She is already starved of attention , i wouldn't help her out of her misery

Nah Ishilove abii, no mind her.

GavelSlam:
People keep shouting "government should".

Who are the agents of government?

A civil servant that partakes in corrupt practices would be the first to lament about the state of affairs.

The police is involved in every kind of criminal act imaginable.

The clerics are gaming the congregation.

The public believe "it is your turn so make as much as you can" .

People dey born like fowl.

Nigeria, a country of lots of unserious people.

My brother!

LiveByNight:
This is why you fail

The perception the right people have of you is what matters not jobless minimum wage people

The perception dangote has of you is important the perception iya basira has isn't important learn the difference

And please know that dangote will never ask iya basira her opinion of you if he wanted to change your life .

The sooner you learn this you would inturn learn that dangote didn't get where he is by taking people's opinions... Neither did Bezos or Zuckerberg...
How did they select the people they worked with? By their skill set, they looked around for people who had the right skills they needed

This is why smart people know that this nonsense you wrote is irrelevant.. people's opinions of you don't matter because the right people won't hire you because they think you are nice or kind ? No way!!!

They will hire you or do business with you because they are certain you can deliver

Failures always look to people's opinions or over estimate the importance of peoples opinions

People's opinions do not matter at all

For once, I agree with you.

MrPENIS:
vampire

What did you call yourself again?

MrPENIS:
vampire

What did u

Yummy!

BruncleZuma:


Dem never knack this one beating...

We are all pirates one way or the other...show me a Nigerian with a valid Microsoft Office Software on their laptop?

hahaha

salt1:
I don't know. Maybe mischief makers

ok

salt1:
It's their type

Is this for real?

LUCIFERMYLORD:
lool
Overstretching you say??
Bishop Oyedepo church pays tithe of 11 billion naira( Monthly) to the redeemed church as far back as 2010. Pastor Oyakhilome has members that gives in millions of dollars( I use to be a member, so I know what's up). Don't even talk about redeem, the richest Pentecostal church in Africa. Bro these men are very wealthy. if you know the kind of gifts they receive from their wealthy members, especially on their birthdays. You will understand what am talking about.

How did you become Lucifer?

coolestchris:
i don't understand, how do you sleep while driving..
is just like a guy sleeping in the middle of s.ex
just imagine me banging cee cee and I will now fall asleep..
jokes apart.
the driver should be arrested and giving community labor to serve as a deterrent to others who feel they can move a car around even when their body is against them engaging in an activity that needs maximum concentration and attention

Wake up guy, we are Nigeria.

JoanHicks:
Identifying with rudeness

You are right.

candlewax:
[b]I have nothing more to say other than encourage anyone passing through a hard time. It will surely pass. Trials are phases and stepping stone to greatness. I'm not yet a big as I used to despite the fact I'm very comfortable now but I know I will surpass how I began. At least friends that deserted me now respect me. I was so broke that when my house expired then, I shamefully lied to my neighbors that I was parking to somewhere else. I brought a truck parked electronics sold them and paid debt, when I was leaving the compound I abandoned my furnitures, chairs in my sitting room and beds because I had no where to take them to. It was someone I met on that day with my clothes walking aimlessly along the road that took me to his place. Rat infested kpako... � (from a well furnished apartment to squat in kpako (zinc) house) I later brought my car and will sleep in the car as I don't drive it because no fuel. Sold the car afterwards. I don't know, it was really bad, no friends, no babe, no clothes, no love, churches where I donated millions abandoned me (big reason I am now an atheist) things was getting worse, I was so broke all I had was my name. Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point[/b]

I understand how it feels for you to be UP and in a minute you are DOWN. I understand.

Yomboy4ever:
Before election if common mosquito bite person, Atiku will sympathize with the person but since ticket don cut Na different Atiku dey for town..

that's the PDP way.

quentin06:
yeah opportunity in chaos, lets demolish and sell the vacant lands to our cronnies, political compensation has just started.

At least the " cronies" will build something better.