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11. But that’s not the end




There’s still more to come.

10. Aunty Biodun, Uncle Emeka, the elders and the youth leader also follow up with counselling







All these counselling committees on top ordinary career change

9. So Pastor David calls you for a four-hour counselling session






What is all this please?

8. So your mother decides to be extra and take your matter up




Because she feels you are becoming rebellious and carrying shoulders up.

7. Your mother says “your father is the one paying your school fees go and meet him”






Oh God! And she decides to stand by your father’s decision.

6. First roadblock – “are you okay upstairs?”





The worst happens. Your father has disagreed

5. So you summon courage and gather liver





But your liver is kind of shaky and you aren’t sure.

4. But your uncles and aunties are not having it




“It’s not me and you, go and meet your father and tell him yourself”.

3. So you have to strategize on how to talk to and approach your parents






Should I tell Uncle Kola or Aunty Chioma to go with me?

2. But then you want to be different






You decide it is time to be bold and stand up for yourself

Fulfilling your dream or doing what you want in a Nigerian home is like eliminating corruption in Nigeria. It’s kind of impossible for the most. We made a list of all the challenges you can ever face on this path.

1. When you decide what you want to be finally




And it’s not in line with what your parents have decided for you.

You swear you’ll never bet again, but Bet9ja and Nairabet are there looking at you like:





You'll be back

Then 93rd minute, your village witches allow the other team score.




I'm dead

When you refresh Live Score and 86th minute nothing has changed.




My enemies want to shame me.

When by half-time it’s still 1-1 and you put straight win.





What is this?

You, calculating what you will use all that money to buy.





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When your slip is remaining just one game.






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You, looking at your expected winnings when none of your games have casted.






My testimony is loading

You, wondering whether you should tell your guys or chill and chop alone.




Nah! Them no born me with anybody

When you finally place one high risk bet but you swear you’ve picked a winner.




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How you look at the team that still managed to mess up your double chance bet:




So useless

You, watching all of them cast one by one.



Why me?

When you go and place 10 slips praying that at least one will enter.




Baba God, do it for your child.

Whenever you hear gist of people that used N100 to win 3 million.




Let's hear word

Whenever your first game spoils your slip.




Chai

You and Live Score:




Your new best friend

You, adding “Data analytics and Forecast Expert” to your CV after your second bet clicked.



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You, after your first straight bet clicked




It has started.

You, doing permutation and combination before placing your very first bet.




No time

Then your account balance finally made you swallow your pride.



Hay God!

When all your guys suddenly started betting and you were just looking at them like:






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13. In short, the whole street.






Kuku kill me.