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7. Boys in the class, paying extra attention like:



Ah! No time

6. When the interesting topic starts and the whole class is like this every 5 minutes:





Biology Teacher, every 5 minutes: “Will you keep quiet?”

5. When the teacher starts talking about reproduction in plants.




Get to the good stuff

4. How the class looks for the whole three weeks of the topic:





We must learn this thing

3. When people that have never attended Biology class before start appearing.




Oh? So you know your way to class?

2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board.




Finally!!

1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabushttps://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/happy.gif

13. Nigerians and Nigerianisms:

12. Every Sunday in a Nigerian church

11. The upcoming Nigerian musician

10. The order in your house:

9. The Nigerian babe’s “I love you” face

7. The official Nigerian tailor face:

6. This picture that will stress the hell out of every Nigerian:

5. The most annoying thing you could do to someone in secondary school:

4. You, reading Justin Bieber’s caption in Wizkid’s voice.

3. The only person permitted to pass you in class:

2. The finishing move in every cultural dance:

1. This perfectly accurate jab at our politicians

An era where shame has gone into oblivion..

This country is a joke

Wtf??

Polithiefcians

That guy is dumb. He's clueless as Bleep.
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Ahhh.. Jehovah!!

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I'm tired of hearing recovered billions or millions

12. When you tell your friends how much you’re making and they say “you’re even lucky.”




Lucky ke?

11. When you now make the mistake of calculating how much your salary is in pounds.





I've made a terrible mistake

10. When you hear you’re meant to save out of that salary too.


Save ke? Out of what?

9. When you subtract your transport and feeding money from your starting salary:




Let me just die

8. When the small salary still doesn’t even enter your account on time.





What the hell?