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12. Under the gate






Jesus didn’t die for this oh!

11. Behind the dressing table.





Hay God

10. Under the car.





Are you trying to punish me?

9. The corners of the ceiling.





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8. Your neighbour’s fence.





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7. Behind the TV.




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6. The buglary proof.



Mummy, it is metal!

5. The window louvres.




So the louvres should slice my hand abi?

4. The entrance of your neighbour’s house.





When did we become our neighbour’s keeper?

3. Mop under the bed.




Will the visitors look under it?

2. Under the kitchen cupboard.




Because the visitors will eat their rice under it abi?

Nigerian parents just know how to stress someone. When they’re not asking you to wash plates, they’re making you clean some annoying places. Here of 13 of them:

1. The fan blades.




I should break my hands?

I swear the government is not our problem in this country.

There are scores of widows whose husbands died while serving and protecting Nigeria and its citizens from the brutal terrorists. It’s sad that it takes an international country to appreciate one of them.





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Although the Nigerian military authorities are just confirming his death after two years, we wish her all the best in her studies.




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The Czech government recognised her late husband’s sacrifice for his country especially because of the great diplomatic relations the country has with Nigeria.

And two years after his death his widow, Dr Hedima was awarded a post-graduate scholarship to study Epidemiology by the Czech Republic government.

The late commander had his combat simulator training on the Alpha Jet with Aero Vodochody in the Czech Republic.

He was captured and later executed by the terrorists but unfortunately, the Nigerian military refused to acknowledge his death even after members of Boko Haram released a video of his execution.

He and his co-pilot were sent on a combat mission when their aircraft was shot down by Boko Haram terrorists.

Gallant soldiers such as Air force Commander, Chinda Stephen Hedima, chose to protect Nigerians by fighting off these terrorists.

12. This struggle:

11. Your face, when they swear it is original







I've heard

10. When they are selling Louis Vuitton and Gucci bags for “ten thazand”.







See this one

9. When the only shoes they know how to sell are loafers.







Ugh!

8. When whatever you buy is always finer in the boutique.






The boutique light jazz.

7. Nigerian boutiques and blue fluorescent





All of them

6. When you see the real price of what you bought somewhere else.







Jehovah

5. You, when you hear their prices







Chaii

4. When they add the price for their AC and transport on each cloth.







See me see trouble

3. When they wash and hang okrika for you to buy.







Better leave this place.