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2. When you hear that NLC wants to go on strike.





NLC carry on

1. You, every day you have to go into work:



Just leave me to die.

1. You, every day you have to go into work:



Just leave me to die.

1. You, every day you have to go into work:



Just leave me to die.

People of Spain, come and dash us the tomatoes that you’re not using.




We’re not even doing shakara!

When you start thinking of going to Spain to help them take care of their tomatoes.



Edakun, let me assist you.

When you start wondering how they got so many free tomatoes.



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When you don’t mind making stew with the tomatoes on the floor.





Who neatness don epp at this point?

When you realise the tomatoes they’re throwing can make a hundred pots of soup.




Jesus!

When the tomatoes they’re throwing become bars of gold in your eyes



You people are gods oh.

When you remember you bought 4 tomatoes at 500 Naira.





Come and adopt me please.

When you see pictures of them throwing tomatoes during the festival



Are those even real tomatoes?

People suddenly began sharing images from previous La Tomatina festivals and these were our reactions:

When you hear about an actual tomato festival but refuse to believe it.



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And while Nigerians are trying to deal with this problem, you won’t believe there’s an actual tomato throwing festival in Spain annually.






During the festival known as La Tomatina people from all around the world travel to a village near Valencia in Spain, and throw tomatoes for entertainment. And guess what? This is the 70th year of the festival.

12. When your school parent repeats so they are still there to protect you.





Don’t judge me.


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11. When you see that senior that doesn’t care whether you have a school parent or not.




Abeg oh!

10. When a senior tries to send you





No vex

9. When other juniors are being punished and you’re just there with your school parent like





Can’t touch this.

8. When they make your school parent a senior prefect.






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7. When you report the senior that beat you to your school parent and you realize they are friends.





Jisos!

6. When seniors start acting nice to you because they have a crush on your school parent.





Continue please.

4. When a senior tells you to kneel down and you see your school parent coming





Finally

3. When it’s been one hour and your school parent has not come to save you yet.




Wow!

2. When you find out what they really want






Chai

1. When a senior asks to be your school parent






Yes Lord!

Education has changed an average Nigerian into a twenty first century slave

16. So you have to be humble and tell everyone you are sorry





Now it’s time to be whatever your family wants you to be. Sad!

5. To top it off, the greatest enemy





You thought you would have it easy, they were waiting for you.

14. The Dollar rate is like $1 to N1,000






Zero hope.

13. But… the economy and getting a job






What a waste, how will I even save?

12. You decide to be independent, save up money and send yourself abroad for school




I believe I can do this. I will do this and surprise all of you.