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How can you tell your boss you want to sit on his face...o wrong nah... it's not everyone that likes to do mouth action.... that's so disrespectful....... She was supposed to say "'can i suck your dick"" ...

I swear even CEO won't reject the offer

If it happened to man nko..... you hookup with a stranger, she passed the night at your house . The next morning when your
dick is calling for more ... You shift her pant you slide in ...she didn't move ... You press her boobs , she didn't move .... You call her name..she didn't respond..... You put your ear on her chest...then you notice she's not breathing again. .. what would you d0

rafosky1:
That thing that you say is shrinking is actually telling you something. It is blood that makes it stand fully erect.It's not shrinking but your heart is not pumping enough blood down there. Quit sedentary lifestyle. Get yourself active and not just in bed. Stop alchohol , that thing na poison. If you smoke, quit. Eat moderately and eat more fresh food especially fruits and vegetables. Your main concern should not be your shrinking mojo, it should be the fact that your general health is on a decline! Change your lifestyle and you will get your mojo back. Good luck.

. Thanks bruh...

So you could swallow bodily fluids but you couldn't penetrate without using condom.,.... bruh furnace is your place in hell fire

The snake that swallow 36 billion

Chopped off the dkye... plaster the wussy

Debttt

DrFunmisticGlow:
@ bolded had me laughing hard.


On a more serious note, try seeing a urologist. I honestly don't know what can make a penis to shrink.

Thanks for the advice bruh

Go and eat beans for six months

In my own point of view.... this dude don't love you anymore.... he's giving you green light to move on with your life..... ordinary apple 800.. you still contribute ..ahh ahh ahhh..kilode ... where's the love

prince2pac:
You got a girlfriend and you still masturbate once in a week, allow Johnny rest biko

Bruh self romance is the best , but henceforth I'm stopping it

MejiLoyon:
No be olosho dey collect prick na. Na just touch and follow......anyway go to another hospital. And if you smoke stop it.

Dear God no matter my crime,leave my prick out of the punishment. If anything do am I fit die. My heavenly rod. Turn pinky finger. Chai. The thought alone gaan

Jesusss I'm in pain

Shellsploit:
Excess masturbation bro..
Same way the diick shrinked, guess ur scrotumm shrinked too.

I don't think it's masturbating bruh.... Cause I only masturbate once in a week.....
My scrotum is normal.....but the main friction gan gan is shrinking

immortalcrown:
Have you been using CD?

Yes... once in awhile

lovchalice:
Spiritual attack
Go to MFM asap for deliverance

Seriously

MejiLoyon:
sorry bros...you real preek dey inside one calabash dey vomit naira. Dem don steal am. Take heart

Bruhh don't play with me ...God forbid... I don't even fucc olosho... and my gf isn't promiscuous ....so don't tell me something , that ain't real

luminouz:
Really?

How long have you been using it and how long before you started seeing results?

i began using it last month.... And after 20 days of vigorously using, I noticed hair strings coming out of the bald places

MejiLoyon:
where do you stay?

Osun

luminouz:
Who gave you this recipe?

Well I did some research ..... and it's working 100 %

Hi nairalanders.......

Keep your head up.......

Bruhh... Buy.... Original honey, garlic , 1 egg, Jamaica castor oil ,

1 teaspoon of honey
1 egg
2 teaspoon of castor oil
And garlic (grind it well) .... Mix it all together, ........ Apply it on your hair , and leave it for 44 min , after that wash it with shampoo........ Dry it with towel, and apply the castor oil (not the mix one )on your hair , then put on a cap......... Do that for 3 month without cutting your hair......I promise you , you'll send your salary to me , when you finally got your hair back........

Osheyy... keep acting according to the script.....

Skrr skrrr

darkwan:
we have no pity....how can you be preaching nonesense to get money....

its either they preach what is in their bible or shvt the hell up....!!

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Y'all religious folks are the one's causing problem in Nigeria....... How sure are you that , the story that someone wrote in the Bible/Quran is true ....... 70% of deaths in Nigeria is caused by religionists.. .when will you people learn to love each other's.....smh

Chii59:
Why? Am I too pretty to be real?

Your pictures or I don't believe it

Hmmm I saw a revelation, hmmmm I saw something......hoely spirit told me that the op is a man with six pack and hairy ball.s....hmmmm

Mtchewwww always looking for ways to beg for money "the future is female" my left yansh

Machala eagle that can't feed his offspring is that one a leader.....tatibiji 4 life

Stop lacking niggarrr .... This watch is fake... This shit Ain't 22k.. it's 1500