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calabaman: How did it get in there? Jeez!!!

He must be gay

Exactly!

X-ray photos, apprently taken last year, show the bottle lodged in the man's abdomen, along with a curved piece of wire that he used to try and fish the foreign object out.

He confessed to having stuck the bottle up his bottom at home, and said he'd been unable to get it out, according to the Daily Mail. Doctors had to surgically remove the bottle from his abdomen.

A man who went to a Chinese hospital complaining of stomach pains told doctors that he had no idea what was causing them.

Could it have been the bottle up his butt?

According to gastroenterologist Dr. Andre Fedida, the bottle appears to be lodge so far into the man that surgical means are the only way to get it out.

"The wire is of no use. It would only cause damage, maybe even perforate the colon," Dr. Fedida said in an interview with The Huffington Post on Thursday. "The only way to get it out would be to open up the colon and remove the bottle."

Although he didn't suspect the photo was a fake, Dr. Fedida said that it's possible the bottle was superimposed. "It's hard to tell because a this resolution, there's no definition of the wall of the colon. But it would appear that the bottle is in his large intestine."

He says he's seen stranger things before.

"It reminds me of my residency. I once saw a guy with a French's mustard bottle in his colon," Dr. Fedida said.

SOURCE: https://www.facebook.com/myoddnews

http://myoddnews..com/2014/01/bottle-gets-stuck-in-mans-butt-x-ray.html

Osama10: How can you get aroused by your own daughter?

End Time Fathers.

Aziza Kibibi was only eight-years-old when her father – an MTV award-winning music video director - started raping her. By 10, Aswad Ayinde’s lessons teaching his daughter ‘how to be a woman’ turned violent and his regular raping produced five children out of incest in a perverse attempt to create a ‘pure’ bloodline.

Ayinde, who is also known as Charles McGill and won fame after directing The Fugees’ ‘Killing Me Softly’ video, was sentenced to 50 years in prison on July 26, finally ending Kibibi’s nightmare.

The incredibly brave woman, who is now 35, married and running a promising baking business, spoke out about the traumatic childhood this week for the first time.

It was when Kibibi started to mature that her father started giving her unwanted attention.
‘He told me I was special. Initially, it was to teach me to be a woman,’ she said. ‘By the time he started having intercourse with me, he was getting more and more violent. When I would start fighting him, he would hit me. It was more about threats.’

When Kibibi’s first child was born without defects, Ayinde took it as proof and continued to rape the girl to get her pregnant.
But the following children would not be so lucky. Two further daughters born from her father would be diagnosed with phenylketonuria (PKU) a disease that prevents the body from breaking down amino acids. PKU can cause brain damage and seizures.

Dr. Anna Haroutunian, a PKU specialist who has treated Kibibi’s children, said they definitely got the disease because of inbreeding.
Kibibi and her sister decided to finally bring charges against their abusive father. They delayed pressing charges since they were unsure the affect it would have on the children.

She shared her story in hopes of making a difference with those in a similar situation.
‘Instead of just being an experience that I had, maybe this strengthened me. What doesn’t break us makes us stronger.’

http://facebook.com/myoddnews

eunisam: Anyway I don't blame the Police for the arrest.why should he compare a president to Irish-potato,he dey mad?

Lol

This tragic man has made a final plea for help after thousands of tumours on his face robbed him of his sight.

The man, known only as Slamet, 59, is believed to be suffering from neurofibromatosis, a genetic condition which causes uncontrollable growths along the nerves.

The illness began six months after doctors removed a tumour from his waist in 1991, according to his brother Suwadi.

He began to sprout the lumpy tumours all over his body from then on, and now it is intolerable.

Suwadi said: "Every year after that he has been getting more and more bumps. And because we do not have enough money he has not been able to get it checked by a doctor."

Slamet suffers constant pain and the tumours have started blocking his nostrils, making it difficult to breath.

He is now unable to work and relies on handouts.

His neighbours in Magetan's Nguntoronadi, East Java, have started a Facebook group to try and raise enough money to fund the removal of the tumours.

One volunteer, Nanang Ari, said: "We are collecting donations from people who care about Slamet so he can get treatment. We also hope the local government will provide free medical care."

There is currently no cure for neurofibromatosis and people with the condition are instead monitored for complications as they develop.

This can involve surgery to remove tumours and improve bone abnormalities and medication to control secondary conditions such as high blood pressure and therapy for behavioural problems.

Zambian police have arrested and charged an opposition leader with defamation, after he compared the president to a potato, a party ally told AFP Tuesday.

Frank Bwalya, head of the Alliance for a Better Zambia, allegedly referred to president Michael Sata as "Chumbu Mushololwa" during a live radio broadcast Monday.

The Bemba term literally refers to a sweet potato that breaks when it is bent and is used to describe someone who does not heed advice.
"The police decided to arrest and charge him with defamation of the president," Eric Chanda, the
secretary general of Alliance told AFP.

If convicted, Bwalya faces a maximum jail term of five years.

Bwalya, a former Catholic priest and supporter of Sata when in opposition, is just the latest opposition leader to run afoul of Zambia's leader.
In September, Nevers Sekwila Mumba of the Movement for Multiparty Democracy was questioned by police after calling Sata a liar.
Ex-president Rupiah Banda has been hauled before the courts on numerous corruption charges.

"President Sata is the same old man who was on all radio stations defaming former presidents Banda and Mwanawasa and nobody arrested him," said Chanda.

http://facebook.com/myddnews

http://myoddnews..com/2014/01/frank-bwalya-zambian-politician-charged.html

SMH

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dre stone okuta: how did they know the feeling was heavenly?? so orgasm now na heavenly feeling.... Na wa oooo

Na Nairaland's system dey change am to heavenly jor

End Time Sex

Post-sex euphoria quickly turned into a painful trip to A&E when an American woman had an orgasm that lasted for over THREE HOURS.

Doctors initially thought that Liz was going into labour when she arrived at the emergency room in Seattle - only to discover that she was short of breath due to a seemingly never-ending orgasm.

Liz and her partner Eric discuss the ordeal - which is accompanied by a dramatic reconstruction - as part of TLC's new series Sex Sent me to the ER.

She said: "I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything, but there was nothing we could come up with that would stop me from orgasming."

The couple also reportedly attempted to subdue the intensity of the orgasm with some wine - before deciding after two hours that it was time to go to the emergency room.

It took another hour of painful pleasure before the orgasm eventually died down, with Liz now being closely monitored by several bemused doctors.

Even Eric found himself becoming less smug as the minutes went on.

He added: "There were eyes on me and I was still feeling very tense and uptight and uncertain about what was going on and what was going to happen".

The bizarre TLC series also featured last month the story of the 440lb man who hospitalised his girlfriend during his first time having sex.

SOURCE: http://facebook.com/myoddnews

[quote author=Vic-jay]funny. what about the jail term for exam malpractice.[/quote]♓☺w many politicians go to prison, even after the courts confirm that they rig election?

Captain Philip: Ok na.

FP things so na first to comment mission I de this year oh

FP things by any means necessary, may God grant ur heart desires.

"Facebook is so annoying." How many times have you heard that sentiment this past year? We bet a lot, because more and more people seem to be getting tired of the social media platform, especially young people.
We've noticed a nationwide annoyance with Facebook over 2013. The company even admitted in October that younger teens were using the network less frequently on a daily basis. Here are 11 reasons that might convince you to let your Facebook account go in 2014.

1. Nobody actually wants to just read about what you're doing anymore.

Think about it: What sounds more appealing (and believable)? Reading a status that says, "I'm currently hanging out with Will Smith!" or a picture of that person actually posing with Smith? A photo is definitely more engaging. Here's the most-liked Instagram picture of 2013: Justin Bieber's snap with Smith. When TIME interviewed teenagers about their social media use in March, 16-year-old Hamp Briley explained that kids these days don't have time for Facebook: "Twitter’s all statuses, Instagram’s all pictures. People like to do more specific things like that instead of being on just Facebook.”


2. Facebook makes it impossible for you to stay "private."

For many valid reasons (think stalker exes or potential employers), some people don't like having their name come up when it's typed into the Facebook search bar. However, most users this year found problems with changes to privacy settings. For one, Facebook removed the option to keep your name hidden when people search you. They also forced people to control their privacy settings on a cumbersome item-by-item basis. Today, the only way to make sure certain people can't access your profile is to block them. Or alter your name so it doesn't appear when people search your real one. Or, of course, quit Facebook entirely.

3. Your parents (and even grandparents) are now watching your every move.
This year seemed to be the year everyone's mom, dad, grandmother and great aunt got hooked on Facebook. And that meant every time you posted a status about something innocuous, these Facebook novices started breathing down your neck the minute you hit "post." We get enough scolding from our parents "IRL" -- no need to let it trickle onto a social media site where our friends can laugh at our familial bickering.

4. Or they're posting photos of you that you would never want anyone to see

What's worse than getting no "likes" on an Instagram photo you posted? Checking your Facebook and realizing that a horribly embarrassing photo of you that your mom posted is getting over 50 "likes," along with some pretty serious mockery in the comments section.

5. Facebook is even keeping track of what you don't say.

You may have been happy you didn't post that one over-share about your extended trip to the bathroom the other day, but Facebook may have a record of exactly what you typed and what time you were about to publish it. This month, Facebook released a study revealing that they were undergoing a new type of data collection in which they were tracking when people typed content out and then removed it without publishing. Their mission is to understand why users "self-censor" themselves in updates. According to Facebook data scientist Sauvik Das, a "self-censored update" is "an entry into either [a status update or comment box] of more than five characters that was typed out but not submitted for at least the next 10 minutes."


6. Facebook makes you feel less positive about your life.

Even though the purpose of Facebook is effectively to reveal details about everything and anything you do, access to this knowledge could take a toll on your mental well-being. A recent study done by the Department of Behavioral Science at the Utah Valley University discovered that heavy Facebook users aren't the happiest people out there. The researchers found that just using Facebook makes you view your life more negatively. Of 400 students questioned, "those who have used Facebook longer agreed more that others were happier, and agreed less that life is fair, and those spending more time on Facebook each week agreed more that others were happier and had better lives."

7. The "friend suggestions" tell you to befriend people you don't even know.

Facebook's "friend suggestions" algorithm needs some work, because these days we're discovering that your potential "friends" are people we only know through someone else, or someone we haven't even met at all. If you want people to stop using a platform that is supposed to connect them and bring them together with the people they care about, you should definitely adopt Facebook's strategy of trying to get you to care about the lives of complete strangers.

8. You realize you only know and care about only 20 people out of your 1,000 friends.

It starts to get kind of weird when you check the birthdays for the day and don't remember who any of the five people are. How do you know them? Are they some random person you met at a bar in college one night, and in a drunken stupor decided to "add on Facebook"? Probably. Do you need to know that this person is moving to California this week? More importantly, do you care? Nope. It could be time to overhaul your friends list. Or maybe it's time to realize that your Facebook account is being used pretty much entirely to keep tabs on these kinds of strangers.


9. Your friends keep announcing their engagements.

There's nothing more obnoxious than being a busy twentysomething and starting to see all of your friends post statuses about getting engaged. While you are happy for them and wish them the best in their prospects for a lasting marriage, the bombardment of status updates is starting to make you feel like something is wrong with your love life. Why aren't you getting married? What is wrong with you? Why the hell do you need to be thinking about marriage right now?! Once that anxiety subsides, you realize you have to endure continued updates on their wedding preparation. You could unsubscribe to this friend, but you know more are coming.

10. The excessive ads are about to ruin the whole experience.

--> If the regular sponsored ads hadn't already destroyed Facebook for you -- seriously, why the hell do you think you're obsessed with guitars and horses -- the upcoming launch of video ads will definitely do the trick. Facebook started testing these annoying ads out in December. They'll soon be coming to a newsfeed near you, automatically playing a video as you scroll through. However, the sound will only play if you click or tap on it. The good news? There is a way to block these ads from automatically playing. You just have to use a Flash blocker.

11. It makes getting over a breakup really hard.

Back in the days before social media, people broke up and never called the person again. It was relatively simple to move on (providing you weren't forced to physically see the person on a day-to-day basis). But today, being able to have constant access to your ex's timeline can easily cause serious obsessive tendencies and behavior. Samuel Axon at Mashable accurately summed up how Facebook makes breakups harder, because the platform makes your change in relationship status public and it allows you to see all the action your ex is getting.

Source: http://myoddnews..com/2014/01/11-reasons-you-should-quit-facebook-in.html

I use Godaddy, not affected.

dammysel: I tried stabbing myself,he colected d knife promzd me evryfn will be fine...d rlshp continued buh he ws pretendn#i had to liv wen I don tire cos he ddnt evn care jare!all ds break-up ish ehn!

Never try that again!

[quote author=yomi_like]Ma broda persin wey no get wok dey marry?[/quote]Special invitation cum permanent residence to poverty and starvation.

She went to my room on Sunday morning while I was in church and no one was home, set it on fire and turned all my wears to ashes. I saw the smoking gun and I had witnesess but she denied it till today.

Can't forget that day, December 19, 2010

So she attends a church uhn... Ok

vizkiz: dis is super story!


Cnt a man have his own Jonny 2 himself aqain?

Smh

Stupid buttock shaking by force

@ op, calm down, Mimiko will pay ur 10k.

By the way, I hate to hear the name NAOSS cos most of their (people like TK) excos aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ bunch of thieves who should be in EFCC net.

Maga don pay.. Smh

Still single, following and learning...

Hello guys, since the massacre on VPN by MTN many of us have retired to either the normal (but costly data) subscriptions or the old Evodo by Multilinks to access the net.

I however noticed that since about a week ago, Multilinks have refused to connect, it would be recalled that Multilinks work or without VPN for a very long time.

Pls what do you think its happening? Is anybody experiencing this too?

Thank you.

Santi19: Sony xperia SL for sale, just two weeks old

Price?

agabaI23: Just like when a strong acid and a strong base react, the equilibrium of the reaction favours the formation of weaker conjugate acid and weaker conjugate base because they are more stable that high energy reaction of two celebrities

Oyinbo pepper

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