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koleefem05: Well, he has given us insight into the recruitment by saying "Prestel Recruitment is recruiting for new MTN connect centres"?

That might be true, cos I remember when a guy posted here that MTN is recruiting and gave a site to submit our details and CVs, that's the least I can remember of ♓☺w I came about this recruitment in the first place.

As for Ovid David, he's busted.

I got the mail too this morning, my take is; this SCAMMER is one of (us) the people who were mailed for the aptitude test because he copied most of the people that were mailed previously.

He calls himself Ovid David but put yoruba name account number.

So it's either one of us is trying to scam us, or the whole Prestel thing ain't real.

joywendy: 'african time'

[quote author=whoelse?]Abeg ask him 4 me oooo
When one gets information b4 hand and jst trying to help, it becomes an issue![/quote]What he's saying is that ur previous posts was about ♓☺w to get suggar mummies, (I checked and its so), so he didn't think you're the serious type, sorry.

Where's ur client located?

deeptesting: an elderly woman of about 76yrs told me this morning that she is tired of Nigeria and contemplating on where to move to right now but she is just confused..

smh.

For as long as he can remember, 57-year-old Jim Dunbar has never been able to make it to appointments on time. His friends and family always thought he was making excuses, but after a recent doctor’s appointment, for which he was a half-hour late, Jim was diagnosed with incurable lateness.

Jim Dunbar used to always tell people it wasn’t his fault he couldn’t make it on time for anything, but they never took him seriously. Even as a five-year-old he remembers constantly being late for school, football matches and holidays. As an adult he has left women waiting for him on first dates, lost several jobs, turned up to meals with his friends hours after the set meeting time and even showed up for funerals long after they had started. Recently, Jim tried to catch a movie at the local cinema, in Forfar, Scotland, and knowing his lateness might get in the way, he gave himself an 11-hour head start to make sure he got there on time.

Dunbar knew the movie started at 7 pm, but despite his best efforts, he arrived 20 minutes late. After going through countless similar experiences, he finally decided to talk to a doctor about his problem. He was a half-hour late for his appointment at a Ninewells hospital, but he finally got an answer to the question that had been bugging him for a lifetime – “Why can’t I be on time?”

After conducting a series of tests, medical experts his constant lateness is caused by a brain disorder. They learned that his condition affects the same part of the brain as Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), rendering him unable to estimate how long things take. Unfortunately it’s incurable, and no matter how hard Jim tries, he can’t seem to do anything about it.

He has a special clock in his living-room that uses radio frequencies tuned to a national transmitter to make sure it always displays the right time, right down to the seconds, but it hasn’t helped him much. He tried wearing wristwatches, setting his clocks fast and living early to arrive on time, but to no avail. “It is really depressing sometimes. I can’t overstate how much it helped to say it was a condition.,” Jim told The Evening Telegraph. “The reason I want it out in the open is that there has got to be other folk out there with it and they don’t realize that it’s not their fault.”

Even after being diagnosed with chronic lateness, Jim Dunbar says his family still doesn’t believe it’s not his fault he is always late.

SOURCE: http://myoddnews..com/2013/08/man-who-cant-make-it-to-anything-on.html

Ever since they first met in 2007, Dr. David Matlock, a famous Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, has been using his body-sculpting skills to turn his wife Veronica into the perfect wife.

When Veronica first visited Dr. Matlock to ask about a vaginoplasty procedure after giving birth to her daughter, she had no idea she would soon become his wife. But he did. The beautiful brunette was 40lbs heavier and was so unhappy with the way she looked that she couldn’t even look him in the eye during their first conversation. But David didn’t see her extra pounds, he just saw her potential and asked her if she was willing to go through a “Wonder Woman Makeover” which included liposuction of the chin, arms and thighs as well as a “Brazilian Butt” lift. She opted for everything he suggested and put her body in his able hands. After he was done, Dr. Matlock asked Veronica out and proposed to her on their very first date. He has been helping her improve her physique ever since, also encouraging her to stick to a healthy diet and strict exercise program.

But it wasn’t just Veronica who benefited from Dr. Matlock’s procedures. In order to get the perfect manly body he had always dreamed of, the plastic surgeon has undergone several procedures himself. The 49-year-old says diet and exercising could only take his body to a certain level, so he had liposuction done on his pecs, biceps and triceps, and used a technique called Vaser High Def Liposculpting, which he pioneered, to inject live fat into the biceps, triceps, calves, or pecs and give them a sculpted look. Today, both he and his 39-year-old wife compete in body-building competitions which keep them motivated to look their best. “Because he keeps himself looking good, it’s added pressure. So I feel like I have to look good, you know,” Veronica told Barcroft Media. The two eat six carefully planned meals a day, consisting of lean chicken, fish, rice and vegetables.

The Matlocks’ daughter, nine-year-old Isabella, doesn’t share their views on fitness and plastic surgery. She feels healthy food doesn’t taste good and says she would never want to go under the knife for cosmetic purposes, “because it’s not really you, like I want to be myself”. Veronica says that although her husband encourages her to get various procedures done, she feels he loves her for who she is, because when she first walked into his office she didn’t look very attractive, but he always tells her it was love at first sight.

SOURCE: http://myoddnews..com/2013/08/plastic-surgeon-uses-his-skills-to.html

SimonSniper: And graduates are jobless

Just Imagine!!!

Oracle13: pls send me a copy pls I need to part take in d interview,d mail I use then is no longer opening pls.I just created new mail now;send it via this( dijebor@gmail.com)pls somebody help pls.

Hello, I got the mail too, so just post ur old email here, the one you used to apply. I'd check the msg if ur old email is there then I'd know you were invited, then I'd forward the mail to you.

koleefem05: Well, from my own lil research, a confirmed source told me it's a new telecom industry coming soon like Etisalat did when they were starting. Furthermore, a traceable test center has been given in the mail. So rather than debate the authenticity, why not focus on probable formats to be used in the test. I think it's gonna be computer based, since computer centers are gonna be used in all the three test centers. TEST FORMATS, QUESTIONS AND SOLUTIONS PLEASE. I can't fit shout

Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ man for this reasonable answer.

Thank you guys.

Ok people, we all got the email, cos I did too. Pls let's do our fact findings and rub minds together.
We implore people who have dealt with this company to tell us what they.

Let's help one another.

Nairalanders, a friend of mine got this email and forward it to me to confirm it its scam cos it smells like one. Your contributions will be appreciated, pls let's help one another. See the mail bellow:

Dear ****

With reference to your application sent to RaldNet Resources Limited,after much analyses of your CV, we are pleased to inform you that, you have been invited for a brief discussion with the HRM of RaldNet Resources Limited for your posting to FrieslandCampina makers of Peak MilkasCustomer Care Representative.Note that, there will be a reduction of 10% of your salary for the first month which will be in a written agreement between you and RaldNet Resources Limited, after that you will have no business with us. 

Meanwhile, you are hereby invited for a brief discussion with the HRM of RaldNet Resources Limited.This is a requirement to meet you in person and review your credentials.

Please find details of your invite below:

 

Date: 31st August 2013Time:12:30pm Venue: The Faculty of Education Hall, Adeyemi college of Education, Ondo state. 

Required Materials: You should come along with 2 passports, original copy of your credentials and the invitation letter for security check point. 

Note: You are to pay the sum of N2, 200 Naira for Medical, as external doctor will be at the venue and a file will be opened for you that will comprise your entire document including the medical result that will be taking to the place of your posting. 

 

Find details of the account number below: 

Bank Name: United Bank for Africa (UBA)A/C Number: 2058980709A/C Name: Rotimi Olawale 

Please,

come with the

Teller to the

venue, we don't accept money at the venue. This is for security reasons due to previous experience.

Visit our website at www.raldnetresourceslimited.com desktop enable only, phone version will be coming up soon. 

Yours Faithfully,

HRM

fabby26: Hmmmmm......all in the name to stop exam malpractice. E no go easy o. If na naija na inside masquerade with no eye holes each person go enter.

This kain thing no fit happen for Naija... Yawa go gas.

vladimiros: she is too fat to be a model.. really

you think?

Source: http://myoddnews..com/2013/08/photo-bizarre-anti-cheating-paper-hats.html

If you think juice cleanses are extreme, check out this misguided diet.

An Iowa woman recently told her doctor that she bought a tapeworm on the Internet and ingested it in an attempt to lose weight. The doctor was apparently so stumped by the patient's bad decision that he had to call the state health department for guidance.

The agency told the doctor to have his patient de-wormed by way of some special medication that kills the parasite. Dr. Patricia Quinlisk, medical director at the Iowa Department of Public Health, recounted the incident in an e-mail to public-health workers Thursday.

“Ingesting tapeworms is extremely risky and can cause a wide range of undesirable side effects, including rare deaths,” Quinlisk wrote, according to the Des Moines Register. “Those desiring to lose weight are advised to stick with proven weight loss methods; consuming fewer calories and increasing physical activity.”

Tapeworms are parasites that can afflict humans who eat undercooked meat. "One tapeworm can't absorb enough food and nutrients to make a big difference in weight... the parasite can cause anemia and malnutrition," USA Today noted.

According to i09, other symptoms of tapeworm infestation include having pieces of them stick out of your mouth after a cesarean section, followed by a "burning sensation" after you pull the four-foot long sucker out.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/woman-swallows-tapeworm-iowa_n_3780313.html

SOURCE: http://myoddnews..com/2013/08/woman-swallows-tapeworm-to-lose-weight.html?m=1

Ikengawo: people are really answering the name 'prophet' in this nigeria

*take note* Baba Obadare is not among the fake ones, he is a real man of God.

sholasho: @olempe,
Try subscribe for the 1200 or 1400 plan then subscribe the daily plan.

Thanks bros, it now browse, but the speed is nothing to write home about.

Please people, I subscribed to the 2gig and even did N100 to top it up, making N1,600, yet I can't browse.

Help needed.

Valiantvaliant: Her geneology should be investigated, she must be from the line of Daniel or maybe she's his incarnate!

smh.

Orikinla: I support the pastor 100%.

A Christian wedding is not a Hollywood red carpet show.

Same here, the bride should be blamed for ruining her own wedding.

baynix: Na Advert Be Ds Abi Thread!??

I wonder