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Fashion › Re: Eva Alordiah Dyes Hair Orange! by olempe(m): 7:45pm On Feb 03, 2013

Ok, good for her...

Music/Radio › Re: Behind-the-scene Of Tuface's “Baby Jowo” Music Video (Pictures) by olempe(m): 4:37pm On Feb 02, 2013

ok.

Crime › Re: Slain Banker’s Husband, A Responsible Prisoner – Journalist by olempe(m): 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2013

slimyem: Hmmn..
A reponsible prisoner..
A maniacal husband....
Too bad he can't be called a responsible citizen.

What a resume...

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Crime › Re: 20 Yahoo-Yahoo Boys Arrested In Benin City by olempe(m): 5:35pm On Jan 31, 2013

Foolish boys tarnishing our image, God punish them...

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Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Rules Out Dialogue With FG - SaharaReporters by olempe(m): 12:48pm On Jan 30, 2013

babamu123: Who is saying the truth now?.....

I wonder Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Rules Out Dialogue With FG - SaharaReporters by olempe(m): 12:43pm On Jan 30, 2013

Smh...

Sports › Re: How Do We Play Cote D'ivoire - Suggestions And Advice by olempe(m): 6:21am On Jan 30, 2013

Andre Uweh: Okechukwu Keshi and Daniel Amokachi were part of the Super eagles team that beat Ivory Coast in 94 nations cup. They are handling the team now and should re-enact that performance stategy.
Though, I doubt it.

You may be right, but that was '94...

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali: Al-qaeda Allies Plot Revenge Attacks In Nigeria by olempe(m): 9:38pm On Jan 29, 2013

Na JAMBS again.. God have mercy!!

Crime › Re: Couple Killed By Bus While Being Intimate Along A Busy Highway by olempe(m): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2013

Oahray: Ehyaaaaaaaaa.... Sausage gymnastics

I tire for this kain grammar Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo...

Politics › Re: Some Brainy Quotes By Obasanjo by olempe(m): 10:51pm On Jan 27, 2013

I dey kampe...

Jokes Etc › 193 Funny And Interesting Facts by olempe(op): 7:07am On Jan 27, 2013

Please note that some of the 'facts' below have been proven false myths. An example is the duck's echo which does not echo (but proved that it does).

1. It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
3. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
4. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
9. Rats and horses can't vomit.
10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
11. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
12. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
13. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
14. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
13. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
14. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
15. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
16. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
14. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
15. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
16. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
17. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
18. A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
19. Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.

Read the rest up: http://myoddnews..com/2013/01/193-funny-and-interesting-facts.html

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Literature › Re: How To Start Writing by olempe(m): 8:18pm On Jan 24, 2013

zubike01: I was once stuck in the position you are in. Anyway i overcame the problem by self publishing that is paying a printer to print copies of my book. The only challenge with this is marketing and distribution. Here is how i handled mine.

1st of all i created a Facebook Page(http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-JOIN/388942974500182) where i posted my book preview and invited my friends and urged them to invite others.

2nd I created a simple website www.jollyrougeseries.com you can create a blog if you can't create a website.

Next when i got loads of comments on Facebook and people began to demand for the book, I began to deliver the book to them personally and charge for deliver. When i got request outside lagos, i gave them a discount and added the posting fee. I use ABC they charge 1100 for delivery.

When i had sold enough and broken even i began to visit book shops and request that they showcase my book on their shelf. I issues them an invoice to collect payment after. After which i listed all the book shops on my website.

When my fans on Facebook get bored i encourage them by posting an excerpt of my book (http://www.facebook.com/388942974500182/posts/432686380100262) to keep them engaged.

So far my book has sold 350 copies cash for the initial price of 2000 Naira and about 100 copies @ 1000 naira(i dropped the price after i broke even) I have about 200 unevenly distributed at book shops at a 75 percent discount.

What next i put the book on Amazon (my Amazon link is http://www.amazon.com/DONT-JOIN-COMMAND-OBEYED-ebook/dp/B008PUCNDO/)so i can target the international market.

Selling E-book is very hard so you might need to invest in Google adds and Facebook adds and buy targeted emails if you don't have a mailing list from your initial profit but trust me . Once your eBooks start selling you would keep smiling. I've current sold about 43 eBooks for the price of 4$ each and i am hoping to sell more.

Hope this was able to help. .

What a strategy! I doff my hat!!!

Literature › Re: How To Start Writing by olempe(m): 8:18pm On Jan 24, 2013

zubike01: I was once stuck in the position you are in. Anyway i overcame the problem by self publishing that is paying a printer to print copies of my book. The only challenge with this is marketing and distribution. Here is how i handled mine.

1st of all i created a Facebook Page(http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-JOIN/388942974500182) where i posted my book preview and invited my friends and urged them to invite others.

2nd I created a simple website www.jollyrougeseries.com you can create a blog if you can't create a website.

Next when i got loads of comments on Facebook and people began to demand for the book, I began to deliver the book to them personally and charge for deliver. When i got request outside lagos, i gave them a discount and added the posting fee. I use ABC they charge 1100 for delivery.

When i had sold enough and broken even i began to visit book shops and request that they showcase my book on their shelf. I issues them an invoice to collect payment after. After which i listed all the book shops on my website.

When my fans on Facebook get bored i encourage them by posting an excerpt of my book (http://www.facebook.com/388942974500182/posts/432686380100262) to keep them engaged.

So far my book has sold 350 copies cash for the initial price of 2000 Naira and about 100 copies @ 1000 naira(i dropped the price after i broke even) I have about 200 unevenly distributed at book shops at a 75 percent discount.

What next i put the book on Amazon (my Amazon link is http://www.amazon.com/DONT-JOIN-COMMAND-OBEYED-ebook/dp/B008PUCNDO/)so i can target the international market.

Selling E-book is very hard so you might need to invest in Google adds and Facebook adds and buy targeted emails if you don't have a mailing list from your initial profit but trust me . Once your eBooks start selling you would keep smiling. I've current sold about 43 eBooks for the price of 4$ each and i am hoping to sell more.

Hope this was able to help. .

What a strategy! I doff my hat!!!

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Politics › Re: How Will You Rate Jonathan's Interview With Amanpour? by olempe(m): 7:59pm On Jan 24, 2013

hollandis: @poster it should be GEJ LACKED (NOT LACKS) CONFIDENCE IN FRONT OF AMANPOUR

another product of a failed nation mschewwwww

Lacks is correct son, that is ♓☺w headlines aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ written so as to show currency...

Sports › Re: Photo Of Enyeama During Nigeria's Match by olempe(m): 7:13pm On Jan 24, 2013

pboiskinpy: He de tink of Tb Joshua prophesy hehehehe..#jux passing

Lol

Nairaland General › Re: Rain Destroys 200 Houses In Ondo, Ekiti by olempe(m): 6:32pm On Jan 24, 2013

[quote author=Paypal+]Hi Add blacberry pin: 2686B26D let start the fun and make our selves happy.[/quote]Mumu, U̶̲̥̅̊ just get BlackBerry ni!

Nairaland General › Re: Rain Destroys 200 Houses In Ondo, Ekiti by olempe(m): 6:28pm On Jan 24, 2013

Ah.. Owo! That's my country home... Eyaaa.

Sports › Re: TB Joshua Warned Keshi Over Last-Minute Goal by olempe(m): 11:13am On Jan 23, 2013

Ok na...

Sports › Re: When Did You Stop Watching Super-Eagles Matches? by olempe(m): 5:03pm On Jan 22, 2013

I never stopped<, I never will. Nigeria is my country, Super eagles is my team...

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Family › Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by olempe(m): 7:41pm On Jan 21, 2013

[quote author=Okija_juju]getting into the back of that Pick-up truck that fateful day!! [/quote]Eyaa.. That sounds deep, mind giving us the full gist?

Nairaland General › Re: Interesting Facts You Would Like To Know by olempe(m): 4:58pm On Jan 21, 2013

WoW...isn't this wonderful!!

Nairaland General › Re: 3-year-old Boy Who Plays With Alligators by olempe(m): 1:55pm On Jan 21, 2013

Poor parenting...

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Police Residential Quarters by olempe(m): 7:30pm On Jan 20, 2013

Smh for Nigerian government, and people living in this kinda hole aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ expected to perform well?

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by olempe(m): 7:17pm On Jan 20, 2013

cyril83: Babasuwe harassing and slapping his boss only in naija movie

On point! And I hate that thing die, that's why I prefer seeing Mr. Latin to him...

Travel › Re: Nigerians In Afghanistan, Lets Meet Here by olempe(m): 5:42pm On Jan 16, 2013

Ignatio: From what I see on CNN, BBC and co Afghan is a warzone. Op tell me if I'm wrong. Btw it's 3 pages now and no sign of the op. Abi they don bomb you or are in ......camp.

Lol... U̶̲̥̅̊ wicked Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo .

Travel › Re: Nigerians In Afghanistan, Lets Meet Here by olempe(m): 5:41pm On Jan 16, 2013

Kzinne: Na wa o so naija dey afghanistan? guy wetin u dey do for dere? u try o

Exactly my thoughts...

Car Talk › Re: Oba Of Ugbo Is The First Black Man To Own A 2014 Bentley by olempe(m): 5:39pm On Jan 16, 2013

Sijo01: Road ke? its gonna be on display as a decoration in his garrage.

Lmao...

Entertainment › Re: Man Wins $10,000 For Making 'Ugliest Face' In The World by olempe(m): 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2013

WoW!! This is impresive!!

Crime › Re: Girl Beheaded In Ebonyi, Private Parts Missing by olempe(m): 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2013

Just to get rich by any means necessary... huh

Computers › Think Before You Drink, Before You Drive And Before You Facebook! by olempe(op): 6:59pm On Jan 04, 2013

Jacob Cox-Brown of
Astoria, Oregon, who was making his way around town at approximately 1am
on New Year’s Day when his car crashed into another vehicle causing significant
damage to its taillight, bumper and further damage to another car parked in
front.

18-year-old Cox-Brown was clearly in a rush to get home,
as he didn’t stop his car – but went home to post the following message on Facebook instead: "whoever's
vehicle I hit I am sorry.

1:00am on New Year’s Day, and Jacob Cox-Brown may already have made the dumbest Facebook post of the year. That must surely be
some kind of record?

Fortunately, Cox-Brown’s posting was seen by some of his Facebook friends who
were clearly alarmed by his reckless behaviour, and passed the information on
to officers at the Astoria police department.

The police visited Cox-
Brown’s address later in the day, and claim that they were able to match his car to
evidence found at the scene of the crash.

Cox-Brown was arrested and has been charged with two
counts of “Failing to Perform the Duties of a Driver” according to a press release issued by Astoria police
department.

Of course, a Facebook post alone may not be enough evidence to prove that Cox-
Brown was driving under the influence of alcohol, or that his vehicle was involved
in a hit-and-run accident.. but it certainly appears to
have given police a valuable clue as to where to focus
their investigation.

If you’re going to drink and drive, it’s probably a good idea not to post details about it on Facebook.

But then, it probably is a good thing if
you do expose your
dangerous behaviour in this way to the authorities.

So, if you’re in the habit of breaking the law – please turn off all of the privacy on
your Facebook account and tell the world about your
activities. It would sure make the police’s job a bit easier.

Source: http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2013/01/04/drink-drive-facebook/

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by olempe(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2013

olempe: I already did a battery chect and it confirmed that my battery is bad. The battery is so worse that it dies after about 5mins of power cut, but that's not my major concern for now.

The error it shows in the restore manager is ''the disk (D has errors. And when I ''check the disk for errors'' it tells me the ''device or disk was successfully scanned'' yet it goes back to the error again.

I don't have a recovery DVD.

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by olempe(m): 8:08am On Jan 04, 2013

deji2009: if you have not replace the battery

run a hp battery check. use google to find out how
to it on your laptop. make sure charger is connected

What's the system restore error message ?
look below it, y[b]ou'd see show system restore
point older than five days and try selecting
other date[/b]. I'd take it the laptop is not
a dual boot O/S as no other OS apart from
vista or windows 7. restart laptop
keep pressing f10 for bios and ru[/b]n

d[b]iagnostics >hard drive test long test please
dont run the short one

do you have a recovery dvd ?

I already did a battery chect and it confirmed that my battery is bad. The battery is so worse that it dies after about 5mins of power cut, but that's not my major concern for now.

The error it shows in the restore manager is ''the disk (D

has errors. And when I ''check the disk for errors'' it tells me the ''device or disk was successfully scanned'' yet it goes back to the error again.

I don't have a recovery DVD.

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