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A twenty year old is not a supplier but just a bird. After the fanfare the boy will be let out on bail by the real supplier. I don’t need to be an investigator to know that this boy is only working for someone else.

Hmmm.... I have heard of dudes nicknamed One-Man-Army, but this chic na straight up gangster all by herself!

To-to & the Lone Ranger rolled up in one person, ah hail o!

We really don’t care about any ANAP abi ANAN ati ICAN polls. We just luv the vawulence & neck-pressing OBIdients bring to the table!

kennyz247:
papa with big big balls

how ds papa satisfies the pretty your good looking babe mostly on bed still dey Wonder me.....

anyway happy birthday to you and more strength to nack Regina wella wella

Bold of you to assume any man alive can ever satisfy a woman.

Football is crazy! And Messi is not the greatest player of our time, but the greatest player of all time!!


Who stone me bottle now??

GOFRONT:
This reminds me of the Son of Allison Diezani who had to take a private jet to England so he could watch his clubside Man U play live at the pitch of Old Trafford stadium......The match was to start 4pm Saturday. He jet out of Nigeria same saturday just to go watch match and then return.

He wasnt comfortable watching matches on his 455inches LED TV anymore!!!!

Diezani Allison retired from SPDC (Shell Petroleum & Dev. Co) as an Executive Director, was a two term Minister of Petroleum in this country. Pls don’t compare sleep & death, agbero heritage no be wetin normal people dey use proud! Just tell me what you think when he gets to Canada will be his answer to the question, what does ur trip sponsor do for a living?? "My papa use to beat keke and taxi drivers for owo mi da!"

saasala:
I have not much to say. This is our own POLL on Nairaland. Let voting begin.

For Muhammadu Buhari, LIKE this Post

Over a thousand NL members proudly displayed their foolishness on this day seven years ago. Some have paid for their error with their lives, while some living by God’s grace still persist in their stupidity to elect a worst candidate than the General!

I see ur point Op, but it’s not everything u see that is used in comparison. The security situation in ur country has deteriorated so badly that your country is now recording casualty figures equal to a war zone! And that guy is a walking, talking treasure island to kidnappers. He has got to be protected to avoid an international incidence capable of negatively impacting international relations between our country and his new country, but I get ur point.

Casted!

Mr. Ekpa, ur attention is needed. Kindly explain in not more than 250 words what Tinubu’s pishure is doing in your room in Finland, ni kowai!
Dem say u dey run dem local from away! Be like na that one pain pass!!

This is just really disgusting to watch, Op should have put up a 'hearer discretion' notice along with the headline. See as nigga just dey slay inglish left & right, while that milf dey apologize like cattle. Well, since the kpoyons is far away he’ll settle for your dollar nwanyi bekeé! We in the meantime will berate & abuse the little piece of shyte online and still chop his money anytime he cares to spend it offline.

But u ladies do this all the time na! Just dis once wen man do e own, u want the whole world to start crying with you, o wrong now!

We dey even runs WAEC, kon pay school fees on top. Only to hear after NYSC camp that we’re not good enough anymore, we still move. So just take ur L and.... we meuuuuuuv!

Stop making crazy people famous. Na so dem carry Mr Spells matter that year, till dem increase the poor guy crase level!

Naija gurls have finally been vindicated! So even gays also need to bleach to get a partner too. This relationship thing is really not easy oo!!

Hmm... iron sharpeneth iron!

I just cannot for the life of me understand how a nice firm pair of female buttocks will walk by, but its my fellow 'iron condemn' that will be attracting me instead.
Some wires must have shorted somewhere in their brainbox growing up.

We have heard you, Mr. Explainant, na only u sabi inglish for Africa. Now go back to your naughty corner where Naija youths left you!

"In the spirit of unity, fairness and justice in the country...."

No wonder the pic attached to the news is of El-rufai laughing. Mods abeg move this to jokes section biko!

Zonefree:

There's this foolishness most boys exhibit that irks me. A meagre 500k and you're buying iPhone X .

As a man, before you buy something, make sure you can buy it twice before deciding to get it. If you want to buy a car of 3M, make sure you have 6M. Don't use your last money to buy a liability.

If u actually think an iPhone X is a liability for a yahoo boy, u dunno nuthin Jon Snow!

NL Fp is constantly being filled with people that just rush to comment without reading or even comprehending the topic. Someone will soon call dis man IPOB. And not because the someone is even related to Bawa, but because he just can’t help being an urchin!

The boy is solely responsible for his own stupidity in risking his safety on a girl who he thinks will remain this cowed for the rest of her life. And she no even get big nyash sef, aibeg I cant coman kill my sef by my sef o’jaré!!

The same UK were oyinbo dem bathe once a week, is were dis fool is talking about dirt & smell! If house no collapse how would the billy goat boast of leaving shit on someone’s roof?? These same people that go gaga when u invite them to eat raw fish & the same stinking bowls of ramen at Chisou, will shun a better tasting bowl of rice & ofé aku as over spiced! You know why?? When a rich man farts it is said to be amusing but try it as a poor man.... that’s why! Your country is a debt ridden shithole, if it wasn’t u wouldn’t be there working jobs u hate. So just respeck yasef and hide ya smelly food in ya closet. Oh lest I forget, let’s keep voting terrible leaders for small pocket change to travel abroad. Just like this yabbis, the effect of ur tribal votes will still reach u in the same abroad ure running to! No peace anywhere for the wicked, wallahi!


Meanwhile na update dis girl give ona so wen just japa go there. Sabi yourself no be curse!

The other day it was a man who murdered his wife and raped her corpse in front of his two kids. Today it’s a death by stoning, also in front of two kids! Is anyone in Africa even interested in how the next generation is being raised? Africa is in desperate need of childcare services abi do we also need to privatize that before we realize that some children are being brought up by monsters?? We can say it’s Kenya again, but even in Nigeria parents are systematically leaving the burden of upbringing to their kids. Children are raising themselves anyway they can, hence the high rate of fraud & oloshoism because values are in disarray! At this rate, serial killers go soon populate Africa pass Yankee in the nearest future. People go don die finish before our police crime solving rate go fit handle am!

Moh247:



Ellon Musk played a smart one....

He knows BOTs and fake account would swoop in on the poll to have him removed as Twitter CEO

Now he would ban and block all the mumu that want to sack him as the CEO of his 40 billion investment

Imagine a Landlord says any tenant that doesn't want me as a landlord, tell me and I will leave the house for you

Or

Buhari tells anyone of his minister who doesn't like him should speak up and he would step down.... EFCC go fvck you up badly

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Oga, ure speaking in the rubbish! Dude ran a poll and saw that the results were overwhelmingly against him. In desperation used this excuse u have up there originally posted by one of his simps to change the people who could vote to only those with a blue tick. Forgetting that the blue tick that used to signify a verified account now only signifies an $8 payment. Your landlord & tenant analogy does not apply in this instance, it is just a case of ego and hubris! A businessman who thinks a public opinion poll to test his popularity is the best way to run his business will ultimately ruin himself!

I was expecting to hear something like this immediately the video of that political buffoon in Kano went viral. Fact many of these politicians are slowly catching up to is that the mindset of the audience has changed! The world is now one big global village, so what would usually fly a decade ago no go work today! No politician was captured on camera eating roast corn by the roadside this year as they usually do. Non had the effrontery to go near any primary school to shoot their normal eating lunch with children or plaiting hair with market women this campaign season, because change is the only constant.... no matter how hard u fight it! But sha all these Bendel people, why ona too like petition and case like dis??
It just had to be an Edo man when numerous lawyers who claim to know their onions and are practicing in that same Kano State saw the same video, decided they couldn’t be bothered about incitement to violence and went back to their sleep!

I once followed a thread here on NL about Africans that traded their own into slavery for broken pieces of mirrors & dry gin. All commenters abused their forefathers for their small minded foolishness. Do some of u wonder how ur descendants will think of u when they realize ur role in history was in support of a system which enables the continued dehumanization of ur fellow citizens, just like those that aided slavery?? No matter how u guide the narrative, history always has a way of revealing ur true role in the end. Herr Hitler also thought he was being a hero to the Germans, their descendants still bear the guilt & shame of the holocaust till date. Tread with caution on dis streetz, the internet never forgets!

Yes, he’ll be very much adored by the populace because he cannot be directly linked to the source of their current woes and misfortune since he was ostracized by this administration.

In all my travels around Nigeria and around the world, i have discovered that it is only in those places where beautiful girls abound that their men are most useless and easily prone to violence! No wonder Naija boiz are like gold in SA. I can’t imagine anyone killing any of those beautiful girls up there for whatever reason. Even if they’re jezebels, just boink ur own and move on! My girlfriend my girlfriend.... broda she’s not ur property, it’s just ur turn!

I bet there are men in the North salivating for the same rules in this country. Vote APC for the same standards in Nigeria! Their muslim-muslim ticket is not by chance or mistake. Just take a look at Shettima’s face, the same vision is written all over it for this country. Backward & retrogressive leaders with even more backward & retrogressive followers!

Obi don dey master this dearly beloved Nigerian art of savagery with this new hashtag, #destroythevilestructure

Structure that has kept 133 million people in poverty for decades is not one any political party should be selling to Nigerians! Structure that has kept over 20 million Nigerians out of school should be a thing of shame and not pride!

Is that someone I hear gasping for breath a few comments away.... it must be an Agbadorian.... wait lemme observe and laff first!

We still have many decent women in our society. Some will want to help their husbands hide their indiscretions with the excuse that they’re only protecting their families when it is just to safeguard their daily bread, and come out to say the little girl tempted the man. This same man will probably be amongst those that always complain about how Nigerian girls are scantily dressed nowadays. His fellow complainants meanwhile won’t know he is only using the excuse to drink in the sight as motivation for his nefarious activities in the night! Be careful of all those holier-than-thou folk that know how to pontificate about moral decadence in society, many are nothing more than housemaid rapists at home!

Our dearly beloved Nigeria has been on autopilot since the unfortunate demise of the late Abba Kyari, who left behind a leadership tussle in the cabal that has seen people like 'little finger' of Kaduna State seemingly exiled from the villa, with Aisha & Malami fighting to hold sway!

An Agbor friend who stayed a while in my house recently used a phrase to describe this present Nigeria under the APC, "egbé búlú oná" which is roughly translated as "the hawk only takes away."

There are no checks and balances right now in this country, no one cares how the masses are fairing. Rather, it is a free for all looting going on in the corridors of power! With security agencies receiving conflicting orders from whichever current powerbroker holds sway that day!

Neither Atiku nor Tinubu will make any lasting change, we need a total paradigm shift from the old order.

And that lasting change can only be POssible with an Obi presidency!

Use ur head and vote wisely next year, before dem use am for u!

In Nigeria freedom after speech is not promised, but they say there is freedom of speech though. I wonder if that police commissioner will also arrest new born babies that only know how to say 'hula ba... ba-ba-bluu.' What a sorry sight to see our instruments of democracy acting like political thugs of a military regime.

The internet has made it so that dullards & idiots can now air their foolishness on a large scale. Nigerians have got to be the most conservative country in Africa when it concerns sexually related matters. We’re very hypocritical about sex! Our men always run into issues with other country's male population because they unconsciously have exported our 'high value for sex' attitudes there. On the average, we pay the highest for sex in Africa because of the unnecessary value we've been taught to attach the sex act! This fool of a woman is confusing the effects of a bad economy with culture. Prostitution might be a tradition in her family, but there are still more decent mothers that have raised decent women in Nigeria than the prostitutes. If you need a decent woman, you need to search well. Precious metals are not discovered while standing by the roadside.