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Lion building will soon come out with 'The Officer didn’t know the gun’s safety was off' story. But like one of them once said to me on the highway, "accidental discharge, na finger pull the trigger." An encounter with the Naija police on any Nigerian road is like a sudden encounter with a wild animal, a hyena in the wild! You don’t know if it’ll backdown if u look & sound threatening or if it’ll just leave you on its own and let you pass. One thing both have in common though is that they’re both scavengers that can lose patience when hungry and attack a weaker prey! That animal in uniform took one look at their small car, saw them as the weaker prey and thought he could get away with anything! His village pipo just finished end of year party on his head in their coven. ![]() |
Arise tv that Reno threatened to sue along with their CEO is now the best thing to Christmas rice & turkey for him. The foolishness of this man-child is just too hilarious! If u insist, there’ll be a runoff for first runner up to make u people happy! Obi has the number one spot no matter how many oluwole analytics forming Nostradamus say otherwise! ![]() |
The amusing thing there is all @Mr_funny aka Sabinus did on his show is exactly what Tinubu has said & done to the applause of all his supporters. Nothing was added or taken away from his statements. The only reason they’re now angry is because their stupidity for applauding gibberish was reflected back at them satirically. ![]() |
Lock them up and throw away the key. They don’t deserve to live amongst human beings! Thank God I’m not there to hear 'it’s the devil' from their mouths, I fit strangle one by mistake. ![]() |
Your friend no get conscience! Comon mehn N1k is all u can offer her for carrying ur weight and bearing ur cigarette & beer breath all night?? These niggas on joyless mode! ![]() |
Funny thing there is he has to act like he cares! Not even a Rolls Royce can make up for a disastrous last World Cup outing of a career! Nice gesture though, the poor woman would have been tired of his sulking since. ![]() |
The police is your friend that can shoot at you without provocation, what an unfriendly friend! Of all people to test ur metal on, u just had to choose a lawyer! Your own don finish be dat!! You must go that same jail wen u don send pipo children go, and they’ll be there... waiting for u to drop the soap too! Animal!! ![]() |
Anyone still saying they’d vote to keep the APC in power after these eight disastrous years doesn’t need a brain check, neither can they claim they’re being deceived. They are just plainly evil! ![]() |
Northerners have said & done worse against Tinubu’s ambition without a single pim coming from any SW’ner in reply. They even attacked Tinubu’s campaign bus in Niger State shouting 'bamayi' as they tore down his campaign billboards while urchins association of Nigeria were all acting like they’d suddenly developed a bad case of collective glaucoma. But it is on top of a comedian’s skit that they suddenly have power because he has an Igbo name. Ona dey fear North, abi it’s all about hate for Igbo?? ![]() |
Very unfortunate news. But how do you know it’s IPOB that did this, there’s nothing in ur write up that says the ransoms was paid to them! ![]() |
Prepare to see other candidates visiting IDP camps in the New Year! ![]() I thought Abagana was in Anambra State ![]() |
OhBritannia:But e dey age! ![]() |
Small girl with big god don turn sugar daddy to lightning conductor! ![]() Talmabout keeping her grounded on her back. ![]() Sugar daddy and assistant sugar daddy, no reason am o, even ur helper needs help sometimes gaskiya! Abeg lemme coman be going joor, Suriat might be a moslem but she also needs some grounding on Christmas Day too! ![]() |
Till he catches the house-help off balance again! ![]() |
I love girls in revealing clothing, but this just looks tacky! And that nyash looks like it has missed its last update, make system no go crash for public function one day o! Doing bum bum is not the main issue, it’s the regular check ups and maintenance that most of them can’t afford. It’s not by driving a big car and living in a big house in a prime location, u go fit maintain the lifestyle on ur current earnings?? ![]() |
Some people act like u can only get sex a n a relationship. ![]() If it’s a pattern, just change method and only relate with oloshos! Superstitious Bleep!! ![]() Be there looking for 'her view my view', don’t goan build yasef first! ![]() |
Dis shameless man that went to disgrace himself on Channels tv is definitely being led to his doom by his village pipo. So desperate for an undeserved payday that after confessing to forgery & fraud on national television, he’s back with that greedy glint in his eyes demanding more bogus amounts! Unfortunately, his party has already been infected with a paralysis that occurs anytime anyone stretches out a hand to give shi-shi to any parasite! LP should consider using the guy to do salaka for APC though, he’ll fit right in! ![]() |
yesloaded:Granted that there are numerous unscrupulous marketers out there, but here’s the thing with smaller gas stations that do that. If u sell at a pump price below the current price at which the depots load, u stand the risk of being unable to afford to buy ur next load at the new price, even if u add ur profit back into ur capital! |
Nigerian politicians are truly without an iota of shame or self respect! The office of the First Lady is not even constitutional, so what is she na rewarding herself with government property for?? ![]() |
Some people can black for dis life sha! See her bress like five card pepper buns, make dis guy man no go use muscle press the nipple like pimple comot one day. ![]() |
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It’s very untypical for a Nigerian landlord to rent an apartment out without first asking what the prospective tenant does for a living. Maybe because he charges per month, which is another rare practice for a Nigerian landlord. I get that Nigerians are ultimately kind to each other despite our numerous differences, but dis ur own kindness is way overboard for a typical Nigerian landlord! As easygoing as we are, we’re still a very suspicious & superstitious nation! In some parts of this country, the widow of a 70 yr old will still need to prove her innocence to her in-laws through many rigorous tests. And that’s a septuagenarian, talk more of Mr Bayii who is only a victim of his own kindness. ![]() |
AndroidAI:A millionaire in €uro, GBP or Naira? Just asking for a friend. ![]() |
"This came as the Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Bola Tinubu, on Thursday, said no matter how long people protest against the removal of subsidy on Premium Motor Spirit, popularly called petrol, the scheme must be stopped." He did not realize that the scheme had to be stopped by all means when he locked arms with PMB & Bakare to do occupy Nigeria against GEJ?? ![]() |
A beautiful woman with no brains will only suffer her kpekus! Even in the western world, departmental stores and malls decorate their Christmas trees with gift wrapped boxes too. No matter how light ur skin is, ure still a dirt poor African neegha anytime u step into the "western world!" So dis lie-lie aunty that wants to trend by pretending to be sophisticated should just shut tha F’up and mind her own Christmas! ![]() |
Obafunsho decided to play truth or dare with his life, and foolishly lost out! Why not drag the little shyte out of the car rather than daring him to do his worst? Well, his worst has led u to ur death, how do u think ur family will face this Christmas in this mood?? Don’t dare play kalo-kalo with ur life as a stake dis period, some people are medically insane but still functioning in the society! They say there is no rest for the wicked, so Rest In Peace if it applies to u! ![]() |
Kettle calling pot black, Ganduje is accusing another of stealing from him, Chineke! Wonders are still unending in Africa! ![]() In this week’s episode of Ali Baba & the forty thieves of Nigeria, breaking and entry are not recorded as crimes while religious law is only applicable to the poor! ![]() |
This is really amusing from the Op. I believe very few people here in NL politics section will say they don’t know one or two people who are still being called Honorable & Excellency by many even though they have lost all the elections they ever contested! It doesn’t matter what names ur favorite is called or what undeserved accolades his opponents claim, the most important thing is to do ur part on the Election Day by coming out to vote for who u believe in! Stay chill and be calming dan brah, dis life na jeje... jeje... jeje. ![]() |
Chai! See as this evil APC just dey share our money! A country where the governor of its central bank is also a card carrying member of a political party, is not a democracy but a lootocracy! It shall never be well with all of u that lied, blackmailed and forced this evil party down the throats of Nigerians! Saying u were deceived into doing it makes u an even greater liar than the politicians u work for! You cannot be lying and also claim that u didn’t know u were lying, no be juju be that!! ![]() |
Yekini Amoda might just be the first presidential candidate in the whole wide world that needs to share his encryption key to the general public so people can decipher his words easily when he speaks! President that’ll be giving Independence Day speech, deaf & dumb go get interpreter, normal people go still get interpreter! Shey na like dis we go dey dey.... ![]() |
Actually Mr Shuaibu, age has a lot to do with capacity. You can be too young for a job role and you can equally be too old for anything other than retirement. Nigeria does not need another President that is only in touch with his medical routines and out of touch with reality. We are in a fight for our very existence as a nation, with a lot of external influences who are the ultimate beneficiaries of the continued disunity & insecurity in the country. During the swearing in ceremony of PMB’s second term, five Niger Governors escorted their President to attend and no one asked themselves the reason for the excessive show of support. So far, that country has benefited more from this administration than the citizens that voted him twice! We don’t need people who will come out to tell Nigerians that they have paid off terrorists to stop killing people. We don’t need those that will talk of removing subsidy without rebuilding our moribund refineries. We don’t need leaders that are lions in Nigeria and timid in front of their counterparts on the global stage. We need a Peter Obi who has no skeletons in his closet which these foreign interests can use to manipulate us as a nation! |
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Obi has the number one spot no matter how many oluwole analytics forming Nostradamus say otherwise! 
