₦airaland Forum

Na wa o! Ah neh dey like all this kind of things. Did they call anyone’s name??

"Hand dey shake, leg dey shake! Baba wen no well, e dey shout emilokan!"

Abobbi u see person name for dia??


....Kikikiki

Abeg remove that Labor party from the WhatsApp group of political parties strategizing that u added them to, biko! It has never been about the party, but the candidate himself! If ObiDatti shud take themselves elsewhere, LP might never ever recover from the graveyard silence that’ll hit them next. I do hope they’ve sacked that buffoon SM handler that sullied the hard work & private funds of the Nasarawa one million man march with pics from Kenya! That is not the Nigeria we’re building with Peter Obi. But then, we’re also reminded that even Jesus had a Judas amongst his twelve!

$1.4 billion to purchase luxury high end vehicles for Niger, but Tobi Amusan had to take a loan from another country to send herself to the tournament that made her.


Aibeg, "hand dey shake, leg dey shake, baba wen no well e dey shout emilokan!"

iiifedimma:
Please let's support honourable Peter obi for the president's of federal Republic of Nigeria...

it’s Excellency and not Honorable!

Dude looks stoned out of his mind!

Just the thought of this administration leaving soon is enough to give an extra burst of speed to any Nigerian in take off mode! Very touching moment there when Tobi Amusan was handed the baton. Naija lo wa!!

Naturally, someone must fall for either tribal sentiments or not small amount of cash to do something as asinine as that. But the ObiDatti campaign to the teeming millions of Naija youths has never been about party, as it is apparently just the party & it’s social media handler that is being called out. If INEC permits and ObiDatti takes their campaign to even Tiger Generator Party, this huge support will move there so fast that Labor party won’t know if they have been dreaming or not!

At this point Reno, we really don’t care what you think of any of the candidates. I know this will be difficult for you, but just try and stay at the very least a day without mentioning Obi’s name. Don’t take this the wrong way, it’s for your mental health’s sake!

Dem say Atiku just dey cry, & even Tinubu fit forget im own party logo go press finger for Obi LP! All dis Gen Z no go kill local man with laugh!!

Kikikiki, it’s like Dino just started bathing with New Power soap to be challenging a SAN, and more importantly, a Warri boy to a debate! Meanwhile, we in the #ObiDatti2023 camp are just silently watching the entertainment as two grown men bark at each other in a bid to justify the scraps being tossed to them from their masters tables.

There’s this Nairaland mod approved word that never fails to crack me up anytime autocorrect uses it, 'slowpoke'! There’s no better way to describe an individual that expects to be applauded for saying a candidate will run the country like the present mess in the villa if voted in! How Festus thinks that up there is a compliment is just beyond me!!

Size XXS with D-cups means it’s just titties & @ss on a mop stick!

Truthisunique2:
That Sam is a very dull man, i am even surprised he is not Yoruba

Na him bootlick Tinubu pass Abi it's because of the peanut he gets from TVC

He’s Itsekiri, it’s the same as being Yoruba.

Ah, dis wan is campaigning with declaration as his manifesto!

Talmabout "poverty defeated by 50%" on the day INEC declares him winner abi the day he is sworn in??

Na dem, olé ni yi oo! Pastor with a small armed robber vibes! I almost felt like shouting "ride on pastor" as I was reading!!

After this man personally busted the dreaded Okija shrine, I knew one guy that nicknamed himself Tafa Balogun that year. The guyman was frequently served a hearty breakfast of slaps in school after the original was captured on camera chopping slaps from a constable to hasten his steps into the Black Maria! RIP Tafa the original, ur namesake has since rediscovered the beauty of the traditional name his parents gave to him on his naming day.

If this ones were serious about impeaching the president they’d have known that the first order of business would be to impeach the SP, appoint another SP immediately whose first order of business would be to commence impeachment proceedings! But this is all just a show for the people, not so different from Big Brother! Our rubberstamp 'off the mic' assembly that two days after ordering Buhari to appear before the House because of this same insecurity, went cap in hand to beg him for forgiveness that they were misquoted by evil pressmen and could never have been that disrespectful to him. How they now expect anyone, including the Executive, to take them seriously on this threat is almost pitiful.

VeryWickedGoat:
At this rate, security personnel go dey arrest fellow security personnel very soon

Security personnel that cannot arrest and prosecute the terrorists will suddenly become Sherlock Holmes for people actually risking their lives without any hope of pension to do their jobs for them.

Nahh, dis man is slowly coming to terms with the fact that the days of freely looting and pillaging both the average Nigerian & the national treasury might come to an abrupt end if a man like Peter Obi becomes President!

All these airheads that are experts at carrying Uk used iPhone XS with N70.0 account balance don start again. You were at the market because of the small change the guy that finally carried u gave u, and u are only laughing at this one because u think that his small show-glass wouldn’t have afforded the lean N10k u were paid! Be like dis wan just start streetz, e never know say the guy wen carry am go that same night still fit be driver to who get motor wen dem use go! Dis life no be mathematics. And if ure really as smart as ur mind is telling u, u for done get moni reach Otedola by now!

He didn’t give shi-shi to a Rev. Fr, is it imam that he will now give to when he’s clearly the nation’s favorite?? Pls goan return the 30k u were paid, u don’t deserve it with this ur kind of limited sense!

Cheap but still effective.

And the best way for a muslim to identify with Christians is to wear his hat to the altar?? It appears that these people didn’t initially bank on campaigning to Christians before now, so they didn’t bother to do any due diligence.

One four seven?? Na dem, umu Ayes on the prowl. Watch the thread degenerate to the usual tribal bashing soon.

Pictures more often tell a different story from what they depict.

Na maami water tail dem serve you.

PerfectStranger:
E no go pass virtual. Get him malt and milk he’ll wake

I dey tells youuuu!

ASUU is still on strike, our health sector has been operating in a perpetual state of emergency, schools in Abuja have been shutdown because of insecurity, our external debt management has almost overshadowed our income! But it’s okay for u that the president’s priorities with our borrowed funds are to share cars to another country! Defending the economic destruction of the only nation u have is not a job description, in case u don’t know.

What kind of inhumane government holds little children in a dungeon in their own country for months unending?? It’s like a plot in a bad movie! Nigerians seem to have forgotten that fundamental human rights are not gifts from a democratic nation to its citizens but a basic right of all humanity. In the immortal words of Fela A. Kuti "human rights na my property", but they want us to believe that they can dash Nigerians their own property! Is the law no longer clear enough for the DSS that they think they can now make up their own rules as it applies to them?? Banana republic na name of boxer-shorts, dis people that were no where to be seen when terrorists spent hours breaking out their cohorts from jail in Abuja, don finally turn our country to underwear! The same human rights abuses GMB midwifed in the 80s is what is going on now. I would have said what a shame to this administration, but I believe it is very visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that this administration no get one single shame @ all @ all!

Before Peter Obi successfully conducted the LGA polls for Anambra State in Jan of 2014, the last LGA elections in that State were conducted in 1998! From Mbadinuju to Ngige, the excuses given were insecurity until PO, who tried four times before he succeeded in 2014. Now recall that this man was impeached in a kangaroo process barely three months into his first term, which paved the way for Virginia Etiaba to become the first and only female governor Nigeria has ever had till date. Trust was and is still a major issue in that State because of the high number of godfathers & billionaires there. The governor more often is not the most powerful man in the State. Ask Ngige he’ll definitely have something to tell u about how individuals can mess up sitting governors with just a phone call! Till date, Peter Obi is the only governor of that State since 1999 to have conducted LGA polls there. Not even Soludo has broached the subject. So be wary of these old NL keypad warriors with their half truths, their politics has always been guided by stomach infrastructure. Unfortunately for them this generation has seen too much shege in the last 7 years for the same old tricks to work on them!