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It can only be used for crime as no responsible adult needs two vehicle licenses for one car in Nigeria.

Yes, as a POS operator! B.Ed Chemistry abii?? You can even shade small zobo on the table, ur degree will come in handy as u explain to thirsty customers the molar volume & molar concentration used in calculating the titer value of the red color to the nearest significant fig.

Lawd, I hated my SS 1 chemistry teacher that year! Was fired for boinking my form mistress in the staff room toilet! And she was my crush too.... damn this bisshes ain’t loyal!

But Garba Adamu that understands "statecraft economics" (whatever that means) has been part of an Administration that in seven years has depleted the excess crude account from $32 billion to a mere $300,000 with unfathomable reasons, overseen the repetitive mass murder of Nigerian citizens by foreign invaders and promoted religious bigotry to never before seen heights in the country! I think you should focus more on that your failed twitter replacement App, we’ll do just fine without ur opinions Mr. Garba.

Does this man ever rest?? I don’t think there’s any candidate in this race that can match the energy of this man! Obi is running his campaign like it’s an American election!! Before you’ve started reacting to the effect of his visit in one place, he’s already making news at the the next place! No sense of entitlement, no wardrobe malfunction, just a strong vibe of diligence & efficiency! Asweardan, if Nigerians miss employing this guy as C in C next year, we might never get it right ever again!

After true repentance comes restitution. He should be sent to serve multiple life sentences as restitution for each life he took, it’s the only decent thing for him to do since he says he has repented. Anything less and it’s all whitewash on a gravestone, an image laundering deal being orchestrated by the State govt!

Na now dis Oga wake? Has he been living in a bubble since 2015??

When he was campaigning for a candidate who is from Niger and also the grandpatron of miyetti Allah kauta hore to be president, didn’t he know that his allegiances would lie more with foreigners than his own countrymen from the SE??

The proscription wasn’t a surprise to anyone who watched the president in that interview with Amanpour after winning describe a major ethnic group in the country as 5%ers & a dot just because fewer people voted him there than in other regions.

Now that they conspired and killed him, has it increased the money in their personal accounts?? They just successfully killed off their future helper because of envy. Not considered a big sin by many, but even a hand grenade is not of considerable size too. As far back as the story of Cain & Abel killing out of envy is not new to this planet, and it appears it’s not going to stop anytime soon. So just watch ur back out there guys, not everyone with you is with you! No go dey call person ur guy wey no dey reason u like im guy, assumption is the mother of all fc*k ups!

Someone must have been celebrating a birthday with his/her gym friends. In this country we too like confra, small association dem go turn am to geng! Even housewives that their only job is school runs, will suddenly start showing up in matching clothes to kids school activities while encouraging their kids to befriend only within the kids of their circle! U don carry buffet go ur gym na, we ur beer parlor friends wii na drink only alcohol without protein later, like say u be senior sales rep for ulcer medication! Buh just in case that’s not the case, still post gym address ahead next time!

seunmsg:
Those barbarians who molested the Bishop should have been arrested and prosecuted.

He was verbally assaulted while Deborah who did not go to a mosque or don imam robes was burnt to death for speaking in a private forum of her own classmates. What is really barbaric is the double standards u don’t seem to realize ure defending with this comment.

Staphylococcus:
Which Nigerians will vote Labour Party?

I am a Nigerian, and I will vote Labour Party!

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What M.I aka Mr. Incredible did for the Naija hip hop scene is akin to what Tuface Idibia did for the Nigerian music industry. Dude was like our very own Kanye & T.I with a dash of Jay-Z hot sauce back then! But pls, do not put him on the same level as Mode9! Word play, metaphors, punchlines.... Abeg dem no dey compare sleep & death, biko!!

Looks a lot like Greenback the villain in Danger Mouse cartoon that year!

Gym shoes with a suit, his aides should have told him na.

That girl on the right is a certified drama queen! Grandpa Tinubu & Grandpa Atiku, indomie don cost sotay indomie generation can not afford to eat indomie anymore! Cassava Ewa Garri Agbado are poor substitutes!!

Oga, how has our local manufacturing been supported by this administration? Even our lawmakers rejected Innoson vehicles for top o' the line Toyota SUVs, and ure complaining about a man that made his first million dollars while ur Atiku was still impoverishing Nigerians through customs and ur Tinubu was still coming up in the drug trade. I really hope the change ure getting for all this is going to last ur family forever, because this current crop of Nigerian youths are just like the internet.... they never forget!

That’s not an invite to a debate up there. They’re not expected to argue burning issues with each other, but to give opinions on a particular subject. Not even the NBA is eccentric enough to suggest a debate between Obi, Atiku and a Tinubu! Who’s going to hold the baby wipes for the familiar ancestral spirit of 'turn by turn' amongst them??

You received 100 million each, ie without factoring in what each LGA in ur State was given. But it is the consultant’s own fee that helped you get that money back when u had initially thought it gone that u intended to use to prosecute the Osun & Ekiti elections, what kind of scoundrels are in charge of this country sef??

I just dey observe since, where ona put Gen. Akpi aka Speed Darlington on dis list?? He’s gotta be amongst first three most handsome!

Some people who don’t have problem will just sit down and be looking for how to manufacture issues all by themselves. Leave her with her rubber toy and go out and get laid by a very soft pliant piece of @ss na!

donmik:
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You are right but funny.

Do u still support that practice?

Then let's start with your sis and wife

Culture does not start with just an individual but a group or society. A good way to go would be to stop blaming women for the dirty thoughts in the minds of men. African men originally were not brought up to be thoughtless animals who lose all sense of reason because of nudity, we have the slave ships & colonialists to thank for that. Rape was an alien word in most languages in Africa because forced sex was unknown to us, even during tribal wars. Celebrating cultural regression as civility is not a mark of a progression.

African laws just like African traditions know how to major in minor things! Not too long ago, our young maidens all walked around with their breasts standing & proudly nippled to show they were well equipped to feed their babies, both old and young! Now just because oyinbo women with their flat chests couldn’t compete, they used religion to teach us that a beautiful body is indecent. How bikonu?? The breasts are attached to her chest, ur eyes are attached to ur head. What u choose to stare at is ur business! Brassiere is not our culture so stop demonizing our beautifully full chested women! Adonlikeit!!

Despite the fact that three men have ruled Lagos since 2007, despite the light rail not being a new technology, some Agbadorious & Cassavarious individuals will still ascribe this to the BAT because they can’t help but use any opportunity to push their tribal candidate with a false narrative! Let’s give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, Sanwo-Olu you have tried with this one!

sweetonugbu:
Boys compeeting with their uncles, africa and age cheat.

We no do am reach South America!


In South America, Brazilian talent Carlos Alberto was just a youngster when he won the 2003 FIFA World Youth Championship with the Selecao, or at least that was what everyone was made to believe.

Upon investigation into his documents, it turned out that Alberto was born in 1978, and not in 1983 as he had claimed. The Brazilian said he forged his papers because he was desperate to help his family, and subsequently received a ban of one year.

Marrying a Nigerian girl from home and taking her abroad is a practice that has seen a sharp decline in recent times for obvious reasons. Marrying a Nigerian girl living abroad is a rarity, that’s why ur old sch sweetheart that has been doing just fine without u for donkey years abroad, is suddenly trying to reconnect because no Nigerian male abroad is interested in even sex with her talkmore of marriage! "I want my kids to have Nigerian sense before they go abroad," who Naija sense epp wen it is all about using people & dumping 'em when they’re of no more use?? .

Better to marry a Latino if u can, those ones are a lot more beautiful, better behaved, marry for life, and in good or bad stick with their partners faithfully! I can cheat in peace weneva I come home, without fear of having my gonads cut off financially or even literarily wen I return! As long as I’m ready to rock-hard n roll when we see, it’s all good! They love it wen u provide and even if u can’t, they’ll move earth & heaven to see u in a position were u can provide. The Naija girl just wants to take ur ability to provide and make it hers, so u can’t talk wen she eventually moves her whole family into ur home. Who will eventually help her reduce ur life span because you’ll constantly have to be watching ur back with them 24/7, na im dey kill man oo! Meanwhile stay away from Akata, those ones will just kill u with sex or just kill u outrightly..... but you’ll still be dead anyway!

Wetin dey worry dis guy man sef!

Bawa was appointed and confirmed by the senate on 24, February 2021, Dollar sold at N420 that day. Over a year later dollar is sold at N720 and he says his only achievement is increasing the value of the Naira!

EndsarsReloaded:
Lol, aside her ugliness, how on Earth would anyone expect Igbos to attack anyone wearing Tinubu campaign vest or cap?

Men, we are not like that abeg, even Buhari supporters were never attacked in the East despite how much he was detested. Anyways, people that will beat up a crippled man because he chose to support Obi will always think others are like them.

Damn! That’s cold!!

Is this news? Everyone does it!


Buh forget sha, dis gurl na fine gerl.

Stockholm syndrome appears to be a normal in Abia State. Anyway, Hanty Elisabeth was the first to give me kponyons as a prepubescent kid, so she’s good people too! With so many opinionated dummies all around, small wonder some politicians think leadership is turn by turn!

Make e price am well oo! No be to reach market look the first mama wen e see open mouth say, "dis is big brother!" Make we no go see for tomorrow news say 'dem don run big brother street for Oyingbo!' Market women are on joyless mode nowadays!

I guess the Saraki led NASS that refused to confirm his appointment twice because of the security reports from two different security agencies against him have been vindicated!

Who count dem? Abi did APC say they’re looking for their members?? Choi! Na my burroda Atiku ona dey scam like so?? . No yawa, if mugu no fall how guy man wan take chop!

Probably cooked up the story of moving in with him on the spot to save herself, but the dead don’t argue back. Common hook up wen everybody dey do, e reach broda turn e turn am to hunger games. Well I hope he got off before he got offed, a stiff boner wouldn’t look so impressive to the occupants of the other side. As for every other Randy Savage thinking 'dis can’t happen to them', just remember this guy thought the same! Everyday u see just brings u closer to ur own death, dark but true.