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Politics › Re: Running Mate: Reno Omokri, Doyin Okupe Clash On Twitter by olisaEze(m):
The man said Reno’s tweet was cheap and malicious, not his character. Rather than reply like someone with a little grey matter between the ears, the bloody oaf went straight from "cheap & malicious" to character assassination! All Reno has just succeeded in doing here is to prove to the Nigerian youths that he is nothing but a political jobber ready to sell his essay writing skills online to the highest bidder! And for three election cycles, Atiku has been the highest bidder in the PDP primaries. Maybe that’s all his MasterClass is really all about! grin
Romance › Re: Groom Takes Off Bride’s Pant, Throws It Into The Crowd At Their Wedding (Video) by olisaEze(m): 10:56pm On Jun 19, 2022
Once in a while ure reminded of how local some people can be. grin grin

It’s the brides garters and it is a wedding tradition that is older than ur country’s independence.

The origin of the garter toss at weddings derives from a 14th-century tradition in France.

Back then, the bride and groom had to show proof of consummating the marriage after the wedding night.

The friends and family of the couple would stay in the room and obtain the wedding garter as 'proof' of the consummation.

In modern times, the couple has probably been consummating themselves long before they knew they’d get married, but the act still persists because that is what tradition means.
Celebrities › Re: Offset Tells Burna Boy To Check His DM by olisaEze(m):
This attitude right there from the Nigerian comments is what seems to give Nigerians in diaspora issues with citizens of their host nations. Two words "check dm" and brains infested too long with tribal bondage have changed it to begging! Mature to that level were u understand that there’s a difference between 'having pride' and 'being proud'. All that shii u guys be talking up on his page is enough to put the strain on any cordial relationship. undecided
Romance › Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by olisaEze(m):
This gender and confusion are tight like white on rice. If he touched u without ur consent now, problem. He decided to take the high road, the same problem! undecided

I did the same to Iya Muliki one dark night, and she was so pissed that after showing me all her stretch marks and love handles I refused to bow to my baser instincts even though my lower extremities had risen tall & proud like the scorpion king! cool

I never told her that I had overheard her husband and his vulcanizer friend earlier in the day talking about the merits & demerits of magun! undecided

Who ona wan catch, comon I jump and pass in iké na obala Jesus! grin grin

Happy Father’s Day to all the daddies that want a better Nigeria for their kids. It is Not Yet Uhuru, but with Peero the son of Obi the evil doers are No Longer At Ease! grin
Politics › Re: Lady Complains After Attending Party Ward Meeting And Asked To Serve Food by olisaEze(m): 7:42am On Jun 19, 2022
Nice one from the ladies. But even if you decide to go to an only feminist meeting, won’t someone still serve others puff-puff there?? grin
Politics › Re: Photo Fail: Tinubu Caught Reading Envelope In Promotional Photo by olisaEze(m): 1:16am On Jun 19, 2022
Nothing much, E'pa is thinking about all the envelopes with $50k he has shared in the primaries and how Peter Obi is the one waxing stronger! Thinking of all that lost cash is enough to make any old man drip a few dribbles of urine on his shorts. Kon be dis guy way be mobile Wetland, that couch must be soaked thoroughly. grin
Politics › Re: Is There A Revolution Coming Up? by olisaEze(m): 1:09am On Jun 19, 2022
Since they, the leaders of the country, said the EndSARS peaceful protests was misguided and the youth should only speak with their PVCs, the time to be OBIdient has finally come! The revolution is underway and dis time, it’s gonna be televised!! grin
Culture › Re: Ijaws Are The Most Beautiful Tribe In Nigeria. (Photos). by olisaEze(m): 1:00am On Jun 19, 2022
Enyia, Nigerian girls are all beautiful in their own way. But first encounter Idoma girls or the Oga kpata-kpata of them all, the Shuwa-Arab girls of northern Nigeria to understand why some angels absconded heaven to earth on intensive observation! grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Not So Obedient Afterall. by olisaEze(m): 12:52am On Jun 19, 2022
So you and your kpalasa phone running on bonanza data now believe yourselves smarter than the Anambra State HoA, rt. IGP Okiro and EFCC put together, LoL!! grin
Politics › Re: ESN Kills Five UGM Terrorising Ihiala by olisaEze(m): 12:48am On Jun 19, 2022
Bloggers and unverified reports sef! Has the IPOB or the ESN claimed credit for this?? I thought they said it was vigilantes! undecided
Crime › Re: 53-Year-Old Woman Stripped Unclad As Baby Allegedly Disappears In Lagos by olisaEze(m): 9:36am On Jun 18, 2022
Illiteracy and superstition is the bane of the modern African. An unknown/unseen baby is allegedly stolen and a mob wants blood... with no one crying for her baby?? This is why we need a Peter Obi, someone we’re sure is going to invest more in education than repentant terrorists! undecided
Politics › Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by olisaEze(m): 9:28am On Jun 18, 2022
All these social media polls didn’t do jack for Atiku in 2019! Doing it again just means that the lessons were not learnt before. Obi needs ur PVC now more than ur gist. Goan get ur PVC first and be involved on ground not just on social media rants!
Politics › Re: The NNPP And LP Merger Is Cooking!!! by olisaEze(m): 9:23am On Jun 18, 2022
I hope smart lawyers can find a lacuna in the new electoral laws to make such union possible, because anyone who has run for primaries cannot become vice to anyone even from another party in the same election year.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Should Beg This Man To Be His VIP by olisaEze(m): 9:16am On Jun 18, 2022
Sanusi "best CBN Governor"? Goan have your brain checked! grin grin And BTW, the definition of integrity differs from North to Southern Nigeria in case you don’t know. Abi is it not the same people that were calling a man that hid bribe money in his hat 'Mr Integrity'?? Same way they described Gandollars as a man of integrity. Abeg nothing wen anybody wan talk, when a northerner talks of integrity, just run fast from such a fellow because na thief e be!! grin
Politics › Re: Election 2023: Kwankwaso Says They Are In Talks With Peter Obi by olisaEze(m): 9:04am On Jun 18, 2022
Obi with a Kwankwaso as a running mate, would have been a powerful combo! Unfortunately, the new electoral laws will not allow it stand. You cannot become vice to anyone after running for primaries in the same election year. Neither Obi nor Kwankwaso can be running mate to anyone, so whatever talks they are having has to be along different lines.
Politics › Re: Southern Presidency: I Won’t Join Issues With Clerk, Others – Okowa by olisaEze(m):
I understand why Clark would kick against Okowa. His nomination has changed the political hierarchy in Delta State. For the first time since 27 August 1991, the political leader of the state currently is from Delta North and no one saw that coming.

I see all those "Okowa na Ibori boy" comments don finally gas out!

This man is the only reason I fear for Obi’s mandate.

He’s a very shrewd politician, his muzzling of Ibori in the last party primaries and seizing of the entire party structure without a single quarrel is just a tip of his diplomatic skills.

While Wike was throwing tantrums like an ape on display, this guy sat down studied the new electoral laws and made it work for his benefit.

Fortunately, I am already too OBIdient to turn tribal, but the VP candidate for the PDP is a huge plus to their campaign, irrespective of what these old men who only speak when their meal ticket is threatened say.
Politics › Re: After Buhari Give Us Peter Obi, Northerners Sing, Dance(Watch) by olisaEze(m): 12:11pm On Jun 16, 2022
zionmde:
If Obi represents hope to a hungry man then that is enough impact already. If a hungry man can support OBi without being given 5k bribe then that is true love and trust

We all know ur candidate shares stolen money around, bought his way through primaries and ready to bribe more iddiots. Now support ur senile candidate and leave others to support theirs.
Damn! That’s cold bro!! grin

Crime › Re: Lagos Tenant Rapes Neighbour’s 16-year-old Daughter, Commits Suicide by olisaEze(m):
FutureIsFemale:
Why do men rape?
Take away the laws take away the clothes, and you’ll find that every human is nothing but an animal bent on satisfying not just their basic but also their basest needs - Anonymous

For the average Nigerian male, basic ignorance and mostly miseducation has them misinterpreting the opposite sex more often than not.

A polite smile from a colleague or a kind gesture from a neighbor is often mistaken for sexual desire, even if it is from a far younger female.
Most times, it’s ur own guys that’ll tell you ure eff’ing up by not seeing the come-on signs from said lass.

Same mentality has led many an African immigrant into trouble abroad because they can’t fathom how the same girl that wears skimpy tops & panties around the flat in his presence is screaming rape because he just wanted to give her what she obviously was asking for!

A proper education isn’t just for earning money, it actually prepares you for a better life with less drama.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah, Uche Ekwunife: Anambra Is A PDP State, Labour Party Is No Threat by olisaEze(m): 11:27am On Jun 16, 2022
Madams you only bought yourselves a certificate of return, ona never win yet! Focus on your own campaigns instead of running over speed with your mouths on Peter Obi.
Education › Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by olisaEze(m):
No matter how u wish it not to be true, your average twelve year old in Naija knows far more than you can ever give them credit for. Kids nowadays are not as naive as their parents would want to believe. On the other hand, imagine a son in Naija telling his dad that one female teacher with huge bosoms that is always wearing tight blouses likes pressing his face to her chest whenever she sees him. The reaction from said dad might just be slight amusement, or a direct encounter to see if her chest will also welcome his face too! Pikin go dey score high for class, daddy will be more involved in son’s school matters, life ana ga ga! grin grin

Politics › Re: No Structure Yet Obi's Campaign Takes Centre Stage In Taraba, Other States by olisaEze(m): 3:05pm On Jun 15, 2022
And the crowd in the pics keep growing with each passing day... grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Flies Economy To Egypt (Pix, Video) by olisaEze(m): 3:00pm On Jun 15, 2022
Aidejay:
Vote for peter obi because he flew economy to Egypt.
Nahhh, I’ll vote for him because he doesn’t care what anyone thinks of his travel preferences. He represents how real Nigerians see themselves, no sending! grin
Crime › Re: Naked Couple At VGC Were Under The Influence Of Drugs - Landlord Association by olisaEze(m): 10:12am On Jun 15, 2022
Canadian Loud, Colorado; Igbó

meth; Meth/crack cocaine.

They’re not the same. Next time Op, share the news and not ur ignorance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Mortified After Discovering 10 Creepy Hidden Cameras At Her Airbnb by olisaEze(m): 10:08am On Jun 15, 2022
ArchiLimited:
Sincerely whenever I check into a new hotel room these days, I first switch off the lights and scan the room with my phone camera. So many sick people out there today.
How do you check for cameras in the room with ur phone?
Politics › Re: Labour Party Exco Meeting In Kano (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 8:07pm On Jun 14, 2022
Munamoqel:
na this 9 ipob Kano chapter wan install obi . Dream on .
Na Wetin Goliath cap before David use pebble cap im skull! grin
Crime › Re: Video Of Couple Walking Around Unclad At VGC In Lagos Sparks Reactions by olisaEze(m): 4:26pm On Jun 14, 2022
Righteousness2:
Nothing should Suprise you in the Last of the Last Moments that we are in.
Evil and abominations of all sorts have become a norm in society World over.
Gay, lesibians and all sorts of abnormally and unnatural things are not openly practiced, advanced and promoted

No generation since the world was created has Provoked God ALMIGHTY to anger like this our generation.

Our Generation is begging for the Wrath of GOD.

GOD will Destroy Humanity again.
We are living in the Last of the Last Moments. The saints are set to be taken out of here. Let those of us who value our soul live in Preparation of the Coming of JESUS Christ.
Don’t be so heavenly conscious that you become earthly useless. Goan get ur PVC and vote for a candidate. Even if it is any candidate just vote, Oga!
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso And Peter Obi Meets, Followers Excited - Photos by olisaEze(m): 11:18am On Jun 14, 2022
Ghen ghen! grin

Now this is an exciting match up! Atiku & Tinubu need to think outside the box to match this particular combo. However, there’ll be little they can do to match the fervor of the Nigerian youths determined to have a say in who holds sway over their future. We are living in interesting times. grin
Politics › Re: We Don't Want Wike As Our Next Vice President - MURIC Tells Atiku by olisaEze(m): 11:10am On Jun 14, 2022
Wike is an open enemy of Islam, a Muslim-hater .

Is Muric a friend of Christianity?? Don’t ask for what you can’t give in return. cool
Family › Re: From Housemaid To House Wife: Woman Rejoice After She Was Upgraded To Wife by olisaEze(m): 10:51am On Jun 14, 2022
Shuo! It’s like I going to be needing new accommodations very soon. Before somebori’s pikin will be dancing & quoting this kind of yeye post for me. My hands are clean BTW, just that my landlord’s daughter, Suriat, said her tummy is paining her this morning. And I know that girl, she can lie well well. undecided
Politics › Re: Enemies Of Kwankwanso Keep Decieving Him. by olisaEze(m):
noleflendum:
I thought you preferred Beerfraud to Zoo election why rooting for Pandora Peter Obi?
Well, with a Peter Obi led Presidency the hate mongers in the S.East have no excuse to preach discord. He’s recorded by the pandora papers to have kept money offshore as far back as ‘94 with only his business acumen as his advantage compared to most of the other candidates whose wealth is reputed to have come from either corrupt public service or drug deal scandals. In all honesty, I’d prefer a Tinubu to an Atiku, but not when someone healthier, younger, evidently more cerebral & law abiding as Obi is there. You sef think am na, Obi is a boy the rest are too close to the ancestors to give a damn about our present living conditions! grin
Politics › Re: Obi Pandora, What Does His Supporters Have To Say About This by olisaEze(m): 10:25am On Jun 14, 2022
baretalk:
We are talking issues, you are insulting the man that helped created the safest state in Nigeria, where everyone runs to, you must be an ingrate.
Buba Marwa did that, not Tinubu. Except you were born yesterday you’d know that.

From 1996 to 1999 Marwa was Military Governor of Lagos State. During his administration, he implemented programs such as "Operation 250 Roads" which greatly improved motoring conditions. He revamped public health institutions, and ensured that free malaria treatment that was available to all. His administration upgraded infrastructure in poor neighborhoods. He proclaimed an edict to regulate rents, stopping the "Jankara" method of eviction of tenants and ensuring that due process was followed. Marwa became well respected in Lagos because of "Operation Sweep", a joint police and military venture that helped reduce Lagos' notorious crime rate. In July 1998, Marwa opened a new asphalt plant in Lagos, the largest in Nigeria at the time.


Pls give honor to whom honor is due, don’t lend it to who has done nothing to deserve it.
Politics › Re: Enemies Of Kwankwanso Keep Decieving Him. by olisaEze(m): 10:15am On Jun 14, 2022
noleflendum:
Peter Peter Obi should rather be begging Kwankwanso to be his VP not the other way round
I thought ur preferred candidate was the BAT, how come ure now campaigning for Kwankwaso?? Abi the thought of being in a Nigeria that actually works for the people and not a few scares you??

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