₦airaland Forum

Dude had very serious anger issues, he is not going to wring any pity from me. Seeing as whatever problem he thinks he’s seen cannot be compared to what we’re seeing in dis country! Who lie reach Liar Mohammed for dis life??

Everyone claiming America seems to have forgotten the real owners of the land were unjustly consigned to reservations! Fact is Nigerians have dealt enough with membership of different stupid associations like village pipo meeting in townships, nurtw, undergrad cultism, etc in their country to come over to the land of the free and tie themselves to a bitter demography that just wants to wallow in the wrongs done to their ancestors ages ago! The average American lady is a little wild, but the confidence in ignorance the akata has just like dis Tariq buffoon is legendary at best! All die na die, if u like have the same diet as Steve Jobs, spend all day everyday at the gym, if u don’t look before u cross a busy road u go still die!

Children learn more from what they see than what you tell 'em. I don’t have a problem with the kid. The fact that someone videoed this is what I find a little disturbing. The private lives of celebs can never be totally free of intrusion, but a line has to be drawn at little kids! It’s okay to record Tonto, but keep the kid out of public discourse for his mental health’s sake!

Ndi mba Kenya!

Somehow, I still prefer their honesty in sexual related matters to our Nigerian brand of homegrown hypocrisy.

Once met a pastor on the way to Port Harcourt who was livid at a guy that apparently bought some x-rated movies from Onitsha to sell in his shop after a brief stop & search revealed the cds.

Pastor wan tear im blood vessels with shout until a young lady sitting right beside him alighted from the bus.

His very lustful leer at her huge backside just pissed me off that I had no choice but to come down in disgust, took her number & got back on the bus!

Brodas & sistas of NL nyash sweet o, and these three sisters have got a generous portion!

You know what they say, "third time’s the charm" and this young man doesn’t even have to get divorced to get married to three different women!! Congrats to the lucky chap.

Super story! Some people are trying to be like @thefacelessman but are lacking in originality. But nice try tho

Love is such a beautiful thing, despite her father’s attitude towards immigrants she had to fall in love with a Nigerian of all people! The only barriers Nigerians have holding ‘em back are those set up by them! If Joe Biden had a daughter, another Nigerian would still try his luck. Na so we just be we no dey carry last, na all diz our old politicians dey drag us back!!

So there are men in Nigeria that wear waist beads??

Chukwu ajuū!!

O God, may I never have a female son or a male daughter IJN!

One can’t help but wonder at how the leadership of the IPOB is selected to have selected such a clown like dis guy!

Is it the Nigerian economy losing one billion Dollars every sit-at-home or the Anambra State economy??

So his strategy is for the Igbo 'to cut off their nose to spite their own face'!

I don’t have anything against the struggle for self determination, it’s a fundamental right!

But which fight are you fighting if your headship is fond of neglecting his anti-psychotic drugs before speaking in public??

Fix the economy and our girls will reduce their olosho activities. As yahoo is to boys, so olosho is to girls! Even the skit makers sef na out of bad economy dem start the hustle, so stop complaining about the symptoms and face the malaise. Stop supporting the wrong candidates for tribal reasons, support who will not destroy the future of the girl child!!

Wahlai Nigerians have tired of destroying Nigeria successfully that they now want to destroy the English language. When did the definition of peace change bikonu??

Nigeria is a country at war, and war is old men talking and young men dying. What many haven’t come to terms with is that it is the political class that is at war with the proletariat! Bandits/Boko Haram, ISIS, UGM, Religious extremism, hunger, inflation, are just some of the tools employed by the political class to keep the masses under control! If Donald Trump was a president in Nigeria, the invasion of the Capitol Hill would have been dismissed as a plot by the opposition to embarrass him with a fake video. Much as the video of Ganduje stuffing dollars down his pocket was dismissed by our 'darling daddy' who spoke like the DSS hadn’t given him their report on the crime.

Show me one politician in Nigeria that is not deceitful and I’ll show you a corpse.

Omo na 'I love you' suppose close the matter, adinor say 'I will die for you'!

They’re called 'back-benchers' and many of them still turned out alright. I’d know cos I was the second smallest in my class but the head back-bencher!

"where she successfully underwent the process of traditional surrogacy"


So the man boinked her via old road, the natural way! See paree in groove!!

It’s like the Igbo youth in Anambra are bent on proving PMB right that the only language they’ll understand is military occupation! Anarchy precipitates from loss of control. This assault just shows that the struggle for self determination has parked at doorstep of anarchy. Wetin Aptamil wan give two full grown agbaya for body na??

I wonder what was going through Obj’s mind as that man spoke.

I wonder why African leaders are the way they all are.

I wonder if there’s a transfer window were Nigeria can trade every single politician serving now in exchange for Paul Kagame, we’ll even toss in all the retired ones as jara to sweeten the deal!

I don’t understand how a majorly educated population in dis country wii keep selecting the worst of its specie always, to lead them!

plusfield:
Wole Soyinka is not and has never been a man of his words. Believe him at your own peril. This is the man who told the world that if Trump becomes the president of the United States, he would publicly tear his US passport. Till date, who has seen him do so.

I trust the progenitor of cultism in Nigerian universities to be a man of his word! He must have torn up an old passport photograph of his taken at any random location in the United States to satisfy his conscience!

"He died at the hospital and investigators are still trying to figure out what happened and if Clenney acted in self-defense"

I wonder if they’d be considering this option if the roles were reversed with a black him having a history of violence against her??

What todo, uptown life be like snakes n ladders, one wrong step and ure either dead or back to square one! RIP to the dead....

"and now his watch is over"!


It’s back to the trenches for those still breathing.

saphiere:
MOST TIMES I would just sit down and wish God didn't create the male gender.

Even God regretted creating this gender.

You do realize that creating the first woman was an afterthought that came after looking at animals!

E clear say senior brah don receive im own alert! Dude has been awfully busy demarketing every other candidate but Tinubu in the past few days. He likes to believe his opinion counts outside his compound and sadly appears to have joined the ranks of FFK whose principles are directed solely by their stomachs! But it’s not so surprising, it’s his generation that produced the youths that went on the one million man march in March, organized by YEAA, Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha!

If we’re going to speak sensibly and not sentimentally I’d say the poor handling of the Lekki tollgate murder by Tinubu is all the indication any one needs to know that he’ll make one helluva terrible President! His utterances wen his speech writers are not around lack cohesion and are devoid of empathy, eg his initially reported statement of "where are the cows" when he came to pay condolence to Pa Fashoranti on the murder of his daughter on Ore road. It’s okay to admire someone, but far more expedient to know that 'I love you' & 'I will die for you' have two different endings in store for you!

Even in the midst of serious rivalry between opposing camps, dis guy opened a thread to inquire about his favorite enemy! No one line Nigerians aswear!! In the end, the important thing is what’s best for the country and not just ur tribe.

SmartPolician:
Asari doesn't want to stay in his lane. He thinks that Wike is Buhari that everyone criticizes and goes scot-free.

Wike will use the instruments of the state and skin you alive. Perhaps he forgot that Wike is a mad lawyer in government house.

The only governor that addresses people with a machete

Imam Nuru Khalid of Abuja will beg to differ @bolded!!

Asari just sounded like a mumu! Wike is one of the few active Governors we have down south but doesn’t look like a President? How does one follow this kind of thought process bikonu?? General, na man you be but u just misyarn. I know say na 2023 hustle u dey, but take am easy dey cast ur fellow man. Hunger is a poor excuse to break trust!

Malami in the right environment will do just fine, but outside his element he’s a problem! He’d have done marvelously well as a livestock lawyer or grazing animals right activist, that’s his element! But as AGF, his utterances have been too incendiary for that office! The brief stint the 83 yr old Victor Attah had in politics is the only dull spot I could find in an otherwise sterling international career! But dis is Nigerian politics, u lie down with dogs, better be quiet when u pick up fleas!

Kingozymandias:
Twitter no be your mate o....
The site that single handedly killed Nairaland
Word of advise , don't ever take your Nairaland attitude to Twitter, they will bury you there o
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Asweardan!

Grgton:
you are as dumb as your Muslim fellowers ...

The imam is trying to make you all have sense

Lost cause broda, u can’t replace what was never there.

What kind of wickedness is dis wan na! How can a human being be worth less a laptop to somebody’s useless child?? It wasn’t even a snatch & grab, he came prepared to kill the poor girl.... over a laptop!!

VirileNelly2420:
Lol.. meanwhile, am too yellow to b African.

We’ve got Africans lighter than yellow, a good population of South Africans would agree.

VirileNelly2420:
Dats if only u regard d supposed so-called bigger demon.

U think Russia worship US as ur sh!thole country does?

Calm down

I think u need to take ur own advice and be calmin dan first. Ure too dark to be a native to Russia so I don’t understand why ure helping Putin cry over my comment!