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This is navy business, I have no business commenting on it!

Ah!! Ganduje might be king of dollar stuffings, but the General Overseer & Oga kpata kpata of dem all remains Mr. Integrity aka Farouk Lawan.

Walahi it takes a certain kind of genius to think outside babariga pockets!

Dis mugu no go sharrap, who send ur reaction?

Someone mentioned it to me just yesterday that this drug is now a big issue in Anambra State, and I’m wondering why the self appointed protectors of Igboland (IPOB) have not smashed the drug ring. Maybe they’re the ones raising funds through it, who knows! Whatever the case, the government is not going to do much about it. Seeing as their maths is 97% & 5%. It is down to the Igbo to save their young or watch their future burn with a gas lighter.

To this young lady; At least next time you’ll listen when older and more experienced folk advice you.

The foundation of a peaceful marriage is not love but understanding. There’s nothing wrong with marrying a man you earn higher than and everything wrong with marrying someone you have not had a conversation about money with. A very polygamous philosopher after spending lots of cold nights alone on his rooftop once said, "marry wrong and end up a philosopher." Do not be carried away by what society defines as love, life is not a movie.


Oga @Seun I sight you!

Alexreports left Maduka looking like dis...

Still on still, congrats broda.

The Attorney general is still sitting on his seat after being linked to a criminal whose stock in trade is illegal raids on high profile individuals. Abba kyari the super tailor is still at work after being linked with another criminal who he admitted uses him to intimidate his criminal partners. Is there no one bold enough to call out the President & his party on the gross abuse of official privileges and wanton destruction of our democracy by his close confidants? If nothing is done now, the next president will only do worse and refer anyone that complains to buhari's precedence.

Did he give a live sermon as his house burnt down abi he only made a video of the rescue effort? Bloggers will never report anything without embellishment. Kon wan make e dey be like say Christians no get sense again.

I am equally excited for Anambra people and their very educated & well exposed Governor-elect. I hope his story doesn’t go the way of PMB's.

He has his work cutout for him in reorganizing his party since Willie has 'willingly worked' it into an almost comatose state in that State.

What explanation can a sitting Governor without the pressure of a political godfather give for presiding over a cabinet in which his deputy, 11 State House members and at least one Federal Rep decamped to the opposition a few days to the guber polls?

Hian! Highness na b*stard sha.

This is just downright ridiculous. So in the midst of an almost full out foreign jihad in the Northeast, emergence of ISWAP in the country, nationwide insecurity, the DSS have time to go through social media birthday fashion posts?

It’s like hotel don add moni for their area. If I were either of dem, I go just claim say the act na protest against global warming. Or say na to bring attention to the gradual extinction of the blue whale in the river Limpopo. Don’t ask me how Uganda take relate with blue whale, protest is protest, and na my right!

If Van Dijk is what goes for best CB in the world now, then the class & quality of football players in the world has really gone down the drain.

That was how dey applauded & booed Lampard in & out of Stamford Bridge not too long ago. Don’t goan replicate the Lampard experience in Camp Nou, Oga.

I know nairaland has grown tremendously in recent times, but what makes u think ur Bank’s customer care service has an account here too? No rush go bank first, dey here dey complain till ur azza drain.

The kind of wife I want;

She go sabi cook, she go kon get sense. She go sabi dress, she go kon get class.... kon get class...


....in the end she go KON GET NY*SH! KON GET NY*ASH!! Which kind kaka we neva see!!!

Magnito God go bless u jaré.

Kenya elections concern Kenyans alone. But for their ladies, na only problem wen big pass my problem I want to dey carry now.

O boy, dem leave bros with only that Fendi track suit sha!

adamsmith914:
No different from Ipob’s demands, Useless Bandarass Terrorists.

Is the IPOB now asking for land & cattle, abi did they ask the FG to pay dem money? Next time you feel the urge to express ur stupidity so profoundly just blow whistle instead, terrorist sympathizer.

If u bought ur own ingredients & took permission from her then it’s cool. But if u didn’t then u need to show her more respect. In a twinkling of an eye she can get ur broda to stop u from barging into her home, which is what ure doing. She’s got her own nutrition plan for her family and doesn’t need anyone shorting her groceries just because they’ve got a craving for okra. U nor get kitchen for ya own house ni, abi u nor get house? She has kids, & from ur 2nd paragraph u obviously didn’t factor in anyone but yasef in the eba x soup (what kind of uncle/aunty do u want ur nieces/nephews to see u as sef). It’s ur broda & his wife’s house, ure not a co-owner (pls note that down) before u leave her with the impression that if anything should ever happen to ur broda, u’ll coman start dragging property with her kids.

So u tear person pikin pant and u don’t think of ursef as a rapist? Lol, IDG how some people come on SM expecting to be cheered for proudly displaying their stupidity!

"He, however, told us that we could go at our own risk but we decided to honour the father of the nation,” the former Ajax star added."

And here lies the problem of this nation. The stupid belief that because he’s your president, he is the father of everyone in the country!

But some people just know how to talk before thinking. How can a director in INEC be publicly casting aspersions on the quality of staff in his agency!

Is he now trying to say that simple plus & minus is beyond the cerebral capacity of Returning Officers in INEC?

And we have Pure/Applied Mathematics graduates roaming the streets without jobs!

Make ona no just try wetin ona mindset dey tell ona o! What a country!!

Oga, problem no dey finish. Soludo that has all but been announced winner paid his dues thoroughly. PDP chop am first, then he was briefly chopped by the APC before carrying Over 2.5 with APGA. Relax yasef, ur journey just dey commence. You have to first experience Initiate to Acolyte, then Adept level wickedness before u win any seat in Nigerian politics! Do yasef a favor and stay away from lawyers & the courts, they’ll only do harm to ur bank statements.

Even as I type this, I can almost visualize the deputy governor that was misled to the APC telling his Oga that it was all a master game plan to make his original dearest party APGA win!

There’s nothing politicians won’t say to keep themselves in the loop of looters.

Righteousness2:
The Sister did the right thing to Confess and there is nothing wrong with the Decision to Expel her.

It is Better to be Punished , lose all be and Expelled from school here on Earth than to Expelled from Heaven.

Your Degree and Earthly accomplishments will not give you access to Eternal life.

Making Peace with GOD ALMIGHTY is the Ultimate. That is what gives access to Eternal life.

Nwanne, wisdom is profitable to direct, and the justice of God is not the same with man. The young lady foolishly set her future back, while that director broke the sacred trust of the confessional. If we’re all to personally bear the consequences of past misdeeds, the earth would be sparsely populated today. Don’t become so heavenly conscious that u end up earthly useless, a very wiseman once said that.

Ure living in Nigeria and cringing at this news, broda/sista ure a hypocrite. This is the world Muslims in Nigeria pray & have killed innocents for. With the way that old he-goat is pulling that child, little is left to the imagination on what his intentions are tonight!

Life is a lot harder nowadays that people are losing it everywhere. Person dey crase normally dem dey talk say na cheating spouse cause am.

Actually, Nigeria’s worst military govt was still headed by the same Buhari. All these our sophisticated morons that voted him in did not think about that when they were abusing everyone that wasn’t chanting 'sai baba' mindlessly like an Indiana Jones movie zombie along with them.

Dailymice:
If a Southerner rises, he MUST be stopped by a Northerner. The hate the North has generated towards Obi Cubana following his MASSIVE Wins is unprecedented. Look at Abba Kyari - a whole FBI indicted him, but EFCC was in Buhari's toilet leaking his poo, now Jealous Northerners led by Malaweed have decided to remember him cause he is a southerner and even worse an Igbo man


The Igbos in their righteous minds will continue to punish the north by sharing its wealth amongst brothers while developing ourselves in science, tech, education, and general infrasturcture.

Goan buy horn speaker to either set up shop as a motivational speaker or open church, u dey make strong sense, bros!

If the PDP fields another northerner in 2023 they’ll lose massively. The unity of the country is too fractured to survive another half intelligent bigot in power.

Nobody: Why are her bress not standing?

Nobody: Because they’re 'two' tired to keep up.

Buhari: Ah, the world is now a better place and China will immediately forgive all Africa’s debts now.

China: No!

Buhari: Okay worth the shot though, right.