₦airaland Forum

Heartbreaks? Yes.


Crying & begging??

There are over 7 billion people on dis planet, ur better model dey somewhere dey wait me.

And I never even fvck Brazilian or even a blackenese or even a Czech or one of those big boned South African sexy mamas or even....

....b*tch don’t let the door hit u on ur way out has always worked for me.

Until one Dangote truck go fail brake for dia one Friday.

Hmm...target acquired....missile lock.

There’s bound to be lots of blo’m-blo’m going down this nite. Tomorrow, we'll just sit back and listen calmly while she lies through her teeth about it all.

bobowaja:
Na wa o. DSS and FRSC office. Wetin FRSC still carry do unknown gunmen?

Igbo should try to rein these boys before they turn east to another Bornu. You don't cut your nose to spite your face. If you want to fight the federal govt, take the fight to them in Abuja. Stop killing your own kit and kin in uniform cos you want to get back at Buhari.

The people you are killing are hustlers working for a pay. They follow orders not their own actions most times. Why not go to Abuja to battle the source instead of battling insignificant people that only follow orders?

Moreso, the FG will still send more of your people in uniform to same place tomorrow for you to kill. Who are you now doing?

This is why it is best for intellectuals to take command of agitations. Illiterates will only point the gun barrel to themselves not their enemies.

The sense in dis comment pass one thousand terabytes!

Lalasticlala reporting live

The people that need this movement the most reside in Kaduna, Zamfara and Bornu States. Anambra and Imo States should not be left out too, since no one can tell between DSS & IPOB operations anymore.

Bighead9:
IPOB Talibans

Those protesters sound Yoruba, are they now part of IPOB?

E be tins.

It used to be, "boys are not smilin". E be like say the men dem don finally cut rope.

Nigeria has never really been good since I can remember, but there’s no denying the fact that it has never been this bad even under the military.

We no too dey celebrate Independence Day, but I can’t remember one as somber as yesterday’s.

The blame games were a short term fix, people who have been conned are rarely polite to fraudsters.

E'pa collect, sha!

I see the NL Dresscode police wanking all over the thread because they saw the words "sultry" on the headline.

Ona wehdone o!

Pls if u don’t like these lady’s very beautiful pics, 2 things r involved.

Talk to hisbah about relocating to Sambisa if u don’t already reside there, or just goan hug the nearest transformer!

Blackfire:
Shite Muslims should know that they practice an adulterated worship...a kind of pagan



No to munafiq

"Paganism is a term first used in the fourth century by early Christians for people in the Roman Empire who practiced polytheism or ethnic religions other than Judaism."

Do Shiites practice polytheism? Kindly explain why you believe they practice paganism.

So the Lt. Chika finished from Madonna and told herself that she finished from an Ivy League school ba? LWTMBBS

I know some very correct guys & babes wen finish from der, they’re all cool kats. And have a ton load of awful stories about their school informants who they call vamps.

This Lt. no how no how must have been one!

If it were a form 3 boy that had 6 girlfriends na, the brother would only tell him to focus more on his books and that’d be the end of it. It might come as a surprise to this foolish boy that those guys know they’re all dating his sister at the same time. Most girls don’t know this but the guys u think ure fooling are actually just fooling around with you. As long as there is a reasonable sharing formula everyone is happy. Abeg we like Kezaiahs, govt shud save dem from extinction, biko! #KLMT #KezaiahLivesMatterToo.

Pls acquire it o jaré, plumbers are hotcake in Canada if you ever want to migrate there.

I don’t know why men have this allure for single mothers, especially those that possess that MILF look this lady has, and the force is really strong in dis wan.

I’m almost certain that when most married women pray in all those their women prayer group meetings, this girl’s shape is the mental picture most of them have of the imagined husband snatchers they spiritually war against constantly.

Whether the prayer dey touch the hearts of their husbands is a matter best not dwelt on.

Dude wasn’t enticed, he ran his mouth real hard to finally get noticed and accepted back to the table. Sapa been done dey destroy the bros love life in leaps and bounds.

Nothing like a little life threatening incident to set u back on the straight & narrow. Next time don’t let ur driver drink & drive, brah.

Hangmnk:
Afonja Christian, I bet. Even before reading the names. Without Afonja Christians and IPOB terrorists, Nigeria would have been heaven on earth. There'll be zero crimes. Police will have no work

Ismailia, Salisu and Ahmed are not Christian names. Abi which book in the Bible that kind baptismal name come from?

Zamfara & Kastina States are predominantly Muslim states and devoid of IPOB activities, I’m sure the bandits and ISWAP walking about in the bushes there are nothing but angelic hosts na.

He didn’t do this out of any newfound sense of duty to fatherland, he did this just to embarrass his parents.

He would have had to return the N35million which was the connection fee he collected from the land prospector.

The sins of the father has refused to wait for the 4th generation, karma is in a hurry to commence work in that family!



PS: May God save us from all types of 'my daddy said I should tell u he is not at home' children, IJN!

Wait first, is this about accreditation or rape?

How will the family of that 18yr old girl get justice when it is only an addendum in the protest?

SUG no know road to the police commissioner office?

Carry the protest there, and let them sweat for fear of hoodlums joining the protest.

No difference between criminals & our police nowadays.

Animals in uniform!

You mean when he took 6 whole months at the detriment of our economy to appoint the same names we all knew would be appointed as ministers, these Arewa guys didn’t know that he was bereft of ideas?

Buhari didn’t destroy the country, the North did.

And that message wasn’t an apology, it was a subtle but empty boast that the North makes & removes Presidents.

Tinubu made PMB what he is today, not the NEF. If not for him, buhari would have still gotten the same nmbr of almajiri votes he’s always gotten and lost as he has always lost!

The North is influential, but not as they think.

The South on the other hand will one day wake up to understand that the first election this country ever had was won by them & not the North.

If u check am wella, a man must sha be involved!

Corp members are usually hotcake wherever they appear, female soldiers on the other hand are only approached by the brave & often suicidal.

Maybe person wen hanty say make e manage dey warm im soup pot on cold Calabar nights, since corper comot for camp hanty soup don dey spoil .

Hanty reacted with the only language she was trained in, intimidation!

Pls quit all that foolish talk of 'there are good & bad soldiers', I’m yet to meet a Nigerian soldier who’d prefer to ignore a slight from an unarmed civilian.

Village pipo came calling, probably. Pastor righteousness89 will probably have something more profound to say.

khiaa:
1. Some of the posters think BA should support Nigeria simply because we share the same skin tones even though Nigerians are bigoted against BA.

2. You lack reading skills, I said "Black Americans have PAVED the way for you to exist in the US through the Civil Rights Act.

3. You Nigerians are hunted down like gorillas in the US as well as the rest of the world where you infest your presence including your homeland Nigeria, so what are you talking about?

Skin tone aside, are you saying that those folk that were paid $50/hr did it because they don’t like Nigerians in the US and are really in support of a government that sponsors killers of its own people? Cos I don’t understand ur venting here.

I think it’s very arrogant of u to believe u can choose how people should react to news that directly affects them & not you.

If u were an immigrant, would u really want to associate with folk so desperate that they’ll take $50 to support child molesters & terrorists?

You can be "down" with whoever u want, but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to hang around anyone that despicable.

The public know those supporting terrorism in their midst. They can end it whenever they want.

DrChukki:
You be Mumu... Do live or work in Benue state...?

Do you know what it means for your people to live in fear as a governor?

Don't allow partisan politics to block your sense of reasoning... It's too bad

Maybe the prefix in front of ur name represents a patent medicine store owner, but next time try to read
& comprehend before u rush to comment.

I wonder why our politicians act like we’re practicing feudal monarchy instead of democracy. Tell ur senators to start lobbying for the president's impeachment and quit complaining!

Why is the Army being used to quell civilian protests, and students at that? Are the police so incompetent that they cannot handle students protest again? Nigerians are seriously being oppressed by those they willingly voted for.

Torh, advert for suitors no do pass like this sha.

Tranquility2345:
Look at this hopeless space booker

Surveyor General Tranquility2345, the only approved Issuer of Nairaland certificate of occupancy to comment, wehdone o!

E Shock you!

The viewers want to be entertained. They need to be shocked with scandalous behaviors within the barest boundaries of decency and not regaled by intelligence without content.

it’s a show and not a trivia contest.

Is there no honor amongst thieves again?

Yahoo scamming Okpó, chai diz streetz are really military.

With every JAMB exams, the streets dey also collect their quota along side the universities.

Unfortunately for this one that thought she had finally caught one yahoo boy mumu, only she na come fall mugu.

Oh what a wicked world!

It’s back to the streetz once again.


it’s not as if she would have stopped if her money wasn’t stolen by that badt guy.