₦airaland Forum

Missyajoke:
I don't think Nigeria has ever had a female Governor she can be the first woman

Sorry, Dame Virginia Etiaba has that spot in history to her credit.

The Efcc denied involvement Malami has also denied involvement, who kon do am? One thing is clear though, buhari is not in control of his government.

Chai! My man

Suya & Noodle sellers are ecstatic! Iya Basira has however just informed me that she will not be needing this for her ewa goyin business since we still dey suffer Nasco donations. She can’t fit shout if the oven turn IED for her head one day.


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Pictures of ur body can’t help u get justice on NL, abi are the bruises their signature? If there is no existent curfew in ur location, try and get whatever details u can remember about dem to whoever is in charge of their barracks. Senior officers are not inaccessible. They will not be fired, but their excesses might just be checked with a transfer. Sorry eh.

Poverty na bastard!

You have a job, but instead of focusing on it ure busy comparing ur present economic conditions with ur employer's on SM.

They didn’t get to those locations in one day, u know.

You can either be motivated to hustle smarter or remain in one spot imagining the contents of other people’s wallets.

Be advised though, pocket no be show-glass and not all that glitters is gold.

If the suya make sense, u no go remember the wrapping paper. Na all these people wen dey cause hold up for mai suya because dem dey arrange N100 meat, N100 akwara & N100 liver dey reason to snap suya wrapper.

But he already approved the loan without reasons from the MDAs, what sabotage is he now talking about?

Shouldn’t the defense come before the approval?

And this is the guy Tinubu & his wife fought Saraki tooth and nail to make Senate President, makes me wonder if Tinubu won’t be another Buhari promax if he ever wins.

Not even the scammer pastor is above being scammed.

I doubt that most of the items requested by spiritualists are needed for anything.

At times, they just might be trying to discourage some individuals from persisting on a particular course and end up astounded at the gullibility of the so called guy man.

Opari for our kwantiree!

So it is now terrorists that are making and enforcing their law in northern Nigeria and our president is still bearing maj. Gen??

Yes we gree say Jonathan was a drunk, what’s his own excuse?

They already know the outcome. Nothing the President presents can ever be contested by this present National Assembly, so wake dem up when it’s time to take their check or ghana-must-go sacks or hard currency. The last seems to be the preferred vehicle of bribery in politics nowadays sef.

Ala nwanyi Asaba! Ekwensu è nwéla phone nmbr!! Ukwu nwanyi owerri!!!

Oga I hope u yelled all diz ur small small expletives to dem. because once diz ones hear 'pire' na ur dead body dem go display next!

PavillionEnergy:


Nasco products have been my favourite since infancy.
Growing up at Rayfield Jos, we used to eat Nasco cornflakes every morning.

Not until David Hundeyin's story broke the internet.


Now, it's Kelloggs or nothing. Whether the story is true or not.

Like for Kelloggs
Share for Nasco

It appears u have 7 terrorists fans sharing ur comment.

They’re all about one Nigeria until a southerner wants to lead.

It’s so unfortunate that inferiority complexed political leaders down south keep making life difficult by selling us to those we’re far better than for cheap titles & appointments that carry no real power.

We really need to stop lending importance to mediocre men in Southern Nigeria.

The social media blackout reduced the noise and irrelevant opinions his winning would have generated yesterday. Many so called influencers were suddenly brought face to face with how insignificant they could go back to being if such a crash were made permanent. Omoh, na to hustle dis money now wen day still dey o.

To the voluptuous busty youth corper that I used to carry lesson notes and class register for in form IV, thank you for teaching me that Californication is okay because adultery is for adults alone. Those twin towers of soft gold will never be humbled by gravity in my heart.

I was nodding along until I got to this line

"As a responsible member of the global community",

I had to double check if it was our Nigerian government speaking.

An animal worth that amount cannot still be alive in this our soil. Even Shekau for don change occupation to hunter!

Initially i thot airtel had finally made gud on their threat to cut me off because of NIN, then I realized that my beloved NL was still on and brimming with all the crazies that had migrated on to other apps. I sure say even TundeEdnut go dust im NL account come out.

I know Mark will mark dis day!

This man don try for imo state sha.

The only Supreme governor, ah hail o!

So

Who for believe say garri go one day blow!

N4.3 billion u say?? With the way Fg eyes dey red for money nowadays, dem go soon reason ona.

When I see news like dis I thank God that Naija is still a little backward.

Just imagine if all the girls u put in family way were compelled to keep the pregnancies, coupled with our present economic realities?

Nah, even the thot is enough to give someone fever, because many fine correct guys for don marry their parents house-help!

We need somebody to take Nigeria forward...at a reasonable pace, biko!

These hackers shud not come near xvideos o, I don’t like what I hate.

Abobbie!

Hushpuppi right now...

AdeOri99:
Una still be pikin jare, make una try grow fess

See cobweb ontop ur NL account, Twitter & IG blackout don make u remember ur roots.

Ha! After Twitter don throway all the shade wen e get give Mark finish, they didn’t know they had theirs coming!!

This hacker must reason Nairaland too o, abi we nor reach dem reason?

fuckingAyaya:
Seun is preparing to throw his own shade

Be like u dey find 600 years straight ban!

Everything dis kid touches turns to gold, especially female bumbums.

Oh puhlease before our resident NL feminists come for me, tell me which straight guy wouldn’t at least try to touch if he were anywhere near this voluptuous woman for the length of time it took them to shoot that video and perform on tour.

E come be papa Zion.

Even Tems sef, body nor be firewood o!

Covid 19 & better camera phones saw to the proliferation of these skit makers.

In a very short time, they also have joined nollywood female actors to leave nollywood male actors in the dust.

Maybe it’s karma catching up on nollywood men for all the times they have taken advantage of naive little girls with promises of instant stardom, who knows!

Anyway congrats my guy. In the midst of no way, e get as God take dey make way for who E wan raise.