₦airaland Forum

Most people saying they would give most probably are not tithers.

The fact is that tithe is sold to d congregation in Nigeria as a surebet kalo-kalo.

Almost like MTN’s BOGOF of that year, drop ten percent of ur salary and the rest ninety will not run out before the end of the month! because the devourer (wen most times na u dey devour ur money for mouth) can’t count figures beyond ten!

If you’ve ever paid tithe, you can relate. Why the else hell would someone embezzle money from his office and still think to pay tithe from it when the devourer to that office is you??

It’s not charity those good folk are interested in, it’s protection dey are paying for.

flexyrule:
Nice one David.
Meanwhile, the mentality of the guy above me, is the type of mentality that made people vote Buhari as president.

Said he had integrity... As if it is only integrity that is required of a leader.

Leadership ain't no fun fare bro.

I owe u one big bottle of Alomo bitters for dis comment.

Why is that eba in double colors, and why do I need to remove anything there forever?? Forever is a very long time na, shuo!

And how’s that our problem on nairaland?? Way u, just paddle ur own canoe and keep off normal people’s lane aibeg.

Christmas don near and alarm still dey blow my guy, e don come back with reaffirmation. Guess what, every other everyday guy on the streetz is hungry too. Oga find another format abeg, ur affirmations or reaffirmations no concern us.

Spoken like a truly lost soul.

Alternative ko alternative ni, keep ur damn surroundings clean! Saturday environmental sanitation is not a mini lockdown designed to piss u off!!

You neva clean ur house, u dey rush go sweep church.

What ure feeling is normal. It’s just ur biological clock telling you it’s quarter to getting ur own family o’clock! That ur ovaries are singing whenever you think about the guy is the alarm ur body clock chimes when in proximity, to remind u that 'body no be firewood'! If u can make sense out of all I wrote up there, u go dey olryt las las.

Sixtyfive65:
How much come be normal sales

Ah just tire for the guyman!

"What’s wrong with dis wan"?

My 3 yr old nephew with a very adult-like expression on his mug, asking one old uncle that thought he’d like his funny face act. Couldn’t help it, I just had to laff aibeg!! I’m laughing right now just thinking about it.

It varies with the caller on the other end and the time of the day, I no be customer care abeg.

When people say "the future is female", I just laff quietly to mysef. The establishment has been male dominated for too long to just roll over because you've got a sweet spot in between. Good thing she resigned, she wasn’t a leader.

Dis blood you people have been sharing since in dis country never do ona? How many decent innocent lives are worth the personal ambitions of our bloodthirsty politicians sef?

When will it be enough for y’all??

Richdad50:
They give up their limbs and eyes for the club but not for the country.

All those that have given their limbs, eyes & even lives for Nigeria ow far?

which of dem Nigeria remember??

Adadevoh the female Dr & mother that only recently gave up her life to shield Nigerians from Ebola has all but been forgotten by a govt that should have immortalized her by now.

My brother what this country can do for you does not exist, just preserve thine self & thy household, dolé!

"shattered the serenity of the area", this guy carry grammernazi for mind drop dis post.

Little did dis man know that his smuggling the squid game into North Korea would earn him a spot in the real life version of the movie. No how no how, Kim Jong done watch the movie too.

Nonpartisan1:
He should have been shot. That is a treasonable offence- identifying with a terrorist and an enemy of the state.

Let 'em start the shooting with Sheikh Gumi-bears first, en own don pass identification.

Check that girl’s family tree, they must be descendants of Laban!

But some guys sha! You build house for ur babe family asper revised standard messiah wen u be abi generational poverty yoke breaker?


How yahoo wan take end wen mugu like dis full streetz dey answer guymen? Just negodu dis agbaya falling for the oldest local in the world.

You never get the job you don dey place transfer market request, which knucklehead is in talks with dis wan sef?

Modified: now that I think of it, he must be referring to that mbë McGuire which is totally okay with all Man U fans worldwide!

My own is, will it stop Buhari from borrowing Nigeria into generational poverty now?

DOTian:
He will eat it right? Sigh!
Poor beutiful animal!
Your destiny was sealed when you found Nigeria..
Fulani has made ordinary meat such a scarce and exotic commodity in Nigeria that my people are now ready to eat anything from the bushes and the seas to augment their protein quotent..

My friend the Fulani do not have the capacity to make anything scarce in Nigeria except through the policies of their brothers in government. But it’s okay if you’re only speaking for yourself and your family.

You don’t look like a girl, you look like something from Jurassic park! People dey get forehead you carry fivehead dey call yasef "pretty"! My friend comon goan add viewer discretion to the topic joor, your pic is more petrifying than pretty.

The lady is in only the enjoyment pic. Pishure of her standing by his side throughout or adonbilivit!

Snake bite person for pr*ck abeg where dem wan tie? the waist??

What a way to almost but not see the end of the year.

I’m checking every last toilet bowl with a torch before I plop down from now on. Village pipo sef should try and be calming dan sometimes na!

Guyman don already score goal, abi na WWE championship belt she wear under her gown like so? Which ever, congrats to dem both.

Maxymilliano:
His Dad is a board member of Wema bank and one of the highest shareholders.

Davido is promoting his family interest. Simple!

Naturally, would you promote someone else’s bank?

MadamVanessa:
You deserve all the money dear. You're such a good person.

Shuo, me I’m a good person too o! If it’s by like that. The same scenario in which banks are reluctant to lend to the poor but are practically begging to give to Dangote is what is playing out here. Success has many friends but failure is an orphan. There are missionaries currently living & working in remote villages, no one describes dem as good persons. Nice publicity stunt tho, but saying he deserves it because he’s good is a mild oversimplification.

Kobojunkie:
Was his reason a correct one? No.

Her marriage eventually broke so he was right!

Those the gods love die young...

Trouble they say never comes to one alone. Obi Cubana that his passport is still with the Efcc, now this! We really need to start paying attention to the kind of contractors in charge of building construction in dis country. Such an unfortunate and probably avoidable death.

Kobojunkie:
Abegi! She got bad advice from those your so-called older and more experienced folks you refer to.

Haba! Dude, her father told her not to marry the guy. Make ona dey try read before ona comment na.

Stimu wetin? As long as the farms are unsafe from banditry, no stimulus can stimulate dead farmers and destroyed crops.

Hard man hard man, na so ur village pipo take waste 4 yrs of ur life!