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Which way Nigeria? Is a question Sonny Okosun of blessed memory asked many years ago, till date no answer.

Even the kidnappers are not safe from themselves anymore, what about you & I?

Wahala don pro max for Naija like dis so.

This guy has been a landlord for 20 years in a house he did not build. DPO lodge don turn 'by force' retirement benefit.

There is a chain of command to follow, but our constitution gives so much leeway for impunity to thrive.

Water don finally pass garri, ekelebe is now a wailer!

Nigeria is a nation under serious attack and unfortunately it’s not Boko Haram that is d problem, but Northern politicians & political jobbers who have been so used to taking what’s not theirs, that they don’t see anything wrong in wiping out whole communities to resettle their imaginary kin as long as politically they remain in the majority.

Boko Haram is the cover which these people operate under. From the illegal mining bandits in Zamfara to the kidnapping squad of Fulani herders in our southern bushes, they’re all one and the same with Boko Haram.

This people have renamed places they overran in the north to tell you that they’re here to make other people’s ancestral lands their own.

Where do u think those truckloads of Fulani being intercepted in Kogi & parts of SE are headed for? Their new homes of course, just as the Zionist movement took part of Palestine and made it the home of the Jews. Na d same template these pipo carry come!

Mods, dis post should be moved to the quarrel section abeg.

Firstpage:
Let Fulanis stay in their land so nobody will rope them into any crime in the south. Is that too much to ask?

Where is their land in Nigeria?

Brah travel ban to were, Abuja abi Lagos?

In international politics when u don’t have any power/leverage with which to negotiate, u align ursef with a major player or just shut ur mouth and watch.

Network providers need to ban this man from Social Media like Twitter & Pornhub did to Trump.

So the Nigerian army and the whole country is being terrorized by a cripple??

Aswear, Nigeria has totally turned justice on its head.
Did the farmer keep the cassava there for the cows?
Did he force-feed the cattle the alleged poisoned cassava?

The poor farmer is just being harassed for nothing because even a drunk judge will throw this case out.

PS: On 2nd thought this judiciary that made someone that came out fourth, winner of an election, can still do & undo anything.

If this happened in a Southern Government House, El'Rufai and his whelp would have been running their mouth at full throttle on how loose Southern ladies are, like they have oral diarrhea!

Muric sef for don run go court to save Nigerian Muslim women/girls from a 'CAN orchestrated' genocide or sum' like that!

Make ona see am now o, aboki dem sef get malo girls way dey hustle daybreak!

How exactly did Saturday Vanguard determine that Nigeria ranks 2nd on this "list", and where did they get their data from?

So we don smart reach to make dna test cheap, and we still don’t run science lab crime scene investigations?

I just pity those weak men that will read dis and set their whole lives on fire over baseless suspicions.

How sure is the POS Operator that the woman, kids & atm card really belong to the man?

All of those living & non-living things can be easily be traced to the man.

Wahala no wan finish for Naija again. Can I get a Sai Buhari?

Why does medicine always change mouth like this?

From cholesterol is bad to good now, twins can come from different fathers don burst out!

Abraham: Bia Rebekah

Rebekah: Obim

Abraham: Pls bring Esau & Jacob here, I want to check something.

Our northern brodas it’s okay if ur religion makes you heavenly conscious, but it’s stupidity if you become earthly useless.

If the guy displays his affection for his family on his SM page, it’s not by force to comment if u don’t like what u see.

Most of the people trying to tell him how best to live with his wife, have never been out of the enclave where they were born till date.

Many there cannot even hold a conversation with the opposite sex, but somehow presume to tell a married man how he should relate with his wife.

How amusing the way wisdom is scattered in their brains like the checks on a chessboard, wisdom that cannot help u mind ur business!

The major difference between Naija and yankee is that half of the things we need to go to church & beg God for in Nigeria has already been answered by the government there.

Pastor fall, the senior pastor made the announcement without politicizing it.

Buhari was sick and spent a lot of time & our money in the UK, to even ask wetin dey sick am be like hate speech!

RIP Pastor.

This is like a plot out of one of her movies, warisaldis!

Within days of each other is not covid19.

There is an incubation period for the virus to catch a foothold before taking over so it might not be that.

Nna dem need to break out that ifa dice o.

All the ladies are just sitting like they’re catching cruise except for the club staff that knows that the loss incurred by these same big chics that did not pay for their drinks will be taken out of her next salary! Dis life no juss balance @ all.

#paramodeactivated

"Despise not the days of humble beginnings".

Now ure an aspiring criminal, "two secs everywhere burst", according to another aspiring criminal masquerading as a musician.

When d boy arrive na, even the girl forming go loyal.

PS: crime does not pay, except for Nigerian politicians.

One should never play with a lion's tail, even if it looks like it’s dead. Buhari might be slow, but he is not that stupid!

Queenslander:
How is it demonic?

Well u read d story as we all did. Do it, don’t say "goodbye" to the Charlie, and let us know d end result. Science is discovery na.

Which of our apologetic reps has the guts to do what this woman is doing? Before we start castigating the sore loser, how bout we remove the cattle prod in our eyes first.

It’s a normal practice, just ask the Swiss.

My issue however, is with a government that is known for bad debts.
No bi d same voice wen dem dey take borrow moni dem dey ever use wen time reach to pay.

The banks have a duty to protect the moneys of their customers. There is no expiration date for a customer's deposit.

Whether alive or dead, make ona no come back kon tell me say government scam ona!

They’re already scamming my life-span they shud not just coman stretch hand to money that they did not give me o! My ghost must swear for ona if that time comes.

They have only found body parts so far! What kind of misadventure is dis na.
If na oyinbo man now it’ll be understandable as those ones live to chase death, but it’s even a black man!
Your village people leave something for u for dia?

So if u post pictures of her, will ur phone spoil?

Stale.

Mtchewww...she no even fine reach Omotola Jalade first pikin talk-less of the mama.

My 'full option' African babe is all I need jaré! Her figure has all the stunners I want. With her 'follow come' mountainous delicious chocolatey bum-bum, parted in the lower-middle region with the reddest, hottest, chili sauced agbalumo.

When she walks ahead in a body fitted dress, no how no how, ur heart must join d rhythm of the bakassi motion as it swings slowly like a seductive pendulum.

Nwanne Black is beautiful joor, leave all these dry oyinbo pipo!

First, how long were dey married before the trip abroad?

Don’t mind me, I’m only here for the violence. Peacemakers will be exsanguinated: Book of Chaos 1:1.

The game so far; Violence FC fires the first shot that Nigerian women are not to be trusted with long trips abroad. Feminist Coven is yet to ballout.

So the principal called u to tell u she will punish ur son, but she didn’t tell u his offense. Epa u can lie for state competition o! If dem give u dis cap, na sure bet say u go follow the owner struggle sha.

Oga just talk say u dey find moni for children school fees this January. Which one be u issuing a challenge and seeking for sponsors to fund it for u?

I’d advice u to seek other means of sustenance than chest-thumping online but I know say u no go hear.

MNK is a very disturbed young man. If u must verbally spar with him first check ursef into a psychiatric hospital for insanity inducing shots, then check back to see if we will consider listening to u.

Werey dey disguise.

Obi akpor pipo full d front page sha, beefites and gala sellers association!

The guy dey cashout like say na cashapp and u that only yesterday was trekking from Okokomaiko to Apapa via Lagos-Badagry like say ur sandals nickname na 4x4 dey yab am!

Dis is 2021, focus or lose out. Money no dey come to pipo wen dey only complain about other pipo’s good fortunes.

Shalom.

REALLY?? WOW TACHA HAS MADE IT IN LIFE!!
I guess IG is going to pay her now because an American celeb is following her!

I pray never to have this sort of low self-esteem that desperately needs online likes/validation from others to determine my self-worth.

Bia u dis Op, e be like say u nor know the meaning of middle aged woman abi ur phone screen is scratched?

Meanwhile ndi mba southie, if we talk na dey will say we’re the ones corrupting their young girls.

Na Naija men send am go church without panties na?