₦airaland Forum

Hunger no go kill us for Nigeria!

Just imagine a foreigner reading that Nigerian women think their husbands are the best for buying meat!

Ba yawa, chop and be happy with him it’s ur blessing.

Merry Christmas to my Nairaland family & the chicken killer!

The power of a real African prick!

Maga don pay shout alleluia ooooo!

The two of them are about to discover if she married a husband or another male child.

When in court they always fall & faint. But when they’re on their way out they stand tall smiling like a million bucks because the joke is on us who think the government gives a sh*t about what we think. Justice died many years ago in Nigeria, buhari is just officiating the burial ceremony.

But dis Mr Eazi sef must have a big waist-pipe tho, na only Temi know wetin she find go Ghana!

She can’t fit shout abeg, before one of our Ghanaian sistés will use "Charlie lemme camfart you" lead our Mr Eazi astray!

Abeg Temi dey take am eazi o, because eazi does it!

Obasanjoslim:
when will u ve sense?

Hian! Oya talk ya own and make sense na, Nairaland comment section is big enough for both of us.

TheLionofLasigi:
ok sir, will you're a loser.

I give up, this one is a lost cause!

TheLionofLasigi:
Learning stops only at death, so yes am still in school....now focus on selling your beans and garri in your 4x4 shop at mile12 and stop quoting me like a bitch

It’s 'I’m' a shortened form of 'I am' and not 'am'.

Forget the Brighter Grammar, maybe you should start with Queen's Premier before you touch a phone again.

TheLionofLasigi:
Thanks for the correction. You're a "loser" in life

Don’t thank me, just go back to school. Grateful mugu!

sesan85:
Will Jawando is a proud American of Yoruba descent celebrating his Yoruba culture. It's none of your business, IPOB fool! Go wear your own ishiagu and stay in your own lane.

Typical Nairaland hungry & frustrated pikin. When they don’t have any intelligent words to express themselves, they resort to tribal invectives because dey were born, live & will probably die slumming in the gutter. What is "sub-slowpoke" e nor know? And if u go gree learn, "Ishiagu" is a town not a shirt. Educate yourself well before u start jumping upandan here. Two times mugu like you.

Attack all u want, the money is gone! Sticks & stones may break his bones, but words can’t touch him. At least he built a doghouse, which of them has ever made an impact on society with that constituency project money? Na ona vote am in, if u don’t like what he has done then recall him make we hear word!

Oga Wike, usually I dey standing fan for you, but u can’t be blaming the government when ure also a part of them. How many of ur citizens has the military killed in Oyingbo now? Abi is ur security vote for extermination?

Coronabirus:
All those commented above me either didn't read the news or are enraged in extreme hatred for PMB. There has always been call to utilise the large deposit of gas in Nigeria which the world is turning into and more beneficial to industrial growth, now he's trying in that aspect but the pessimist are saying rubbish. Is it not diversification of economy turning from petrol to gas?
When ur son was there he did nothing to change the narration while someone has come to do it and you're opposing the move for no reason.
Hate won't allow some people to see the truth!

A house divided against itself cannot stand for long. You started off well but derailed along the way because d hate u accuse others of is actually stronger in u. "ur son", is Buhari from another country? The 6 refineries he promised in the 6 geopolitical zones ended with him constructing a railroad to another country’s refinery with a sum that could have fixed our moribund refineries. And you call complaints on executive wastage/white elephant projects hate? How u take dey reason sef?

sesan85:
Pea-brained sub-slowpoke!

You just had to open ur mouth to show everyone on NL what a dunce you really are. Define "sub-slowpoke" mugu.

TheLionofLasigi:
You're probably a looser in life

Mr ITK the spelling is 'loser'. Brighter Grammar is still available for ur type, mugu!

Cultism on this kind of large scale is a sign that the future is bleak for the young people. If they had good examples of how education pays and is the light as we were taught, kids won’t be looking up to a life of thuggery so ambitiously.

Just look at those that call themselves our leaders with their phantom certificates, why won’t our children follow their footsteps when thugs are earning more than career civil servants, thugs collect a pension far juicier than their parents who are career civil servants/honest traders, and moving around with police escorts?

Abeg we as a nation have made our beds, the sleep go tey before e come!

Wait first lemme understand Oga police, did he tell them that he was Ahmed Musa or just sold the forms while posing as a relative of Ahmed Musa?

If anyone of dem actually believed this is Ahmed Musa of Super Eagles, that person deserves to lose his N5k as lesson fee on How Not To Be Stupid!

Rubbish reason. Oga you were elected to serve the American public as an American and not as an African representative. The agbada just makes you look stupid in a country with a civilized democracy, a far cry from what Africa has exhibited since the colonialists left them to themselves.

Wahala no dey finish for Naija again?

You decided to break up with her, where we there when u were toasting her?

Okay, here’s some free advice.

Whether married or single, Nigerian men are kept on their toes by their women folk. Forget all that feminist crap they mumble occasionally, ure expected to cater for their every need & desire or u lose ur respect/favorite kittycat.

Dem fit briefly lock up for the desire part, but we all pay for getting laid one way or the other.
If u can’t negotiate ur way out of a heavy bill with a girlfriend now, marriage won’t make the process any easier. Practice dey say makes perfect nwanne!

The streetz get many lanes

Congrats to her. Na photos from chics like dis dey make Jaaruma sellout her "small-girl-big-god" mixtures.

We’re now in the age of the courtesans in Nigeria, becoming a wife is looking less attractive to the young nowadays.

U gatz get mind lie down with the ancestors like Regina, Jaaruma's 12th disciple.

If u know u know!

"some of them couldn't jump the fence when they were told to run away."

After numerous torture sessions, which leg "some of them" go get to jump fence?

These people are just beasts in uniform. Less than sub-human is an apt description.

But this is Nigeria, where the #Blacklivesmatter in the United States is more important to most of our celebs and politicians than the #EndPoliceBrutality in their own country.

thelinguist:
so you last five minutes.....? You can do better

So u dey build house for there....? Better make sure ure getting paid for the time.

If he wasn’t from a well to do family, the heading of this post would have probably been;

'GUN TOTING MANIAC OF LAGOS FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER SIEGE ON HIS RESIDENCE'.


REALEASED would have been very very absent from the report!

You’re calling on the wrong pipo. Just inform ur in-laws and they’ll buy you a laptop manufacturing company 'Eazily'!

teabing:
It is sickening how some people will just put some stuffs out there telling people how to live their life, what works for you might not work for others.

The matter juss tire me! Na so pastor take dey advice pipo on how to raise their kids in a Godly way, dey flog us upandan if e catch us that year skipping school. Now his own pikin is a school dropout, the head of a local cult group & has been in jail for armed robbery!

I don’t know why Africans put so much emphasis on an activity that lasts less than 5 minutes. The world doesn’t stop for everyone because u just had an orgasm. Divorces happen because folks focus less on their partners, and not because he/she is over-experienced in sex.

Make ona dey take am easy aibeg.

Wetin Musa no go see for gate!

That thing is more likely to kill its operator by smoke inhalation or most likely start a bush fire dis dry season than cause any damage to a gun toting herdsman.

Make ona dey take am easy aibeg.

Customized in Aboki handwriting with blue water color. See, make ona take am easy aibeg!

Bros sorry, but that pikin no really resemble you like that. Just carry dis her picture, begin dey compare the face with all ur guys first. e get why.

Africans and their medieval mentality!
Most people have already concluded that it must have been a ritual murder because of a shaved kittycat.

What if she shaved herself because she had a tryst with someone who she shouldn’t have trusted?
Sometimes, the answer to a mystery is uncomplicated and within easy reach if the right minds are engaged.

If only our police force were made up of more educated & civilized individuals, I’d have more confidence in the knowledge that the right killer/killers would be apprehended.

But these ones that are solely bribe motivated will just catch one unfortunate fella and beat out a useless confession that will be thrown out of court before the bailiff has finished ushering the judge to his seat.

No matter how many times he is misrepresented, you can’t help but like this talented indefatigable young man.

How many celebrities or even the yeyebrities can bring out time from what I imagine is a busy schedule at this time of the year just to make someone’s day without expecting something in return?
No be only confra or money go dey make people way dey follow dis boy loyal to am.

God bless you jaré Davido!
Your gift does not just lie in making good music, but is also seen in the joy you bring to many who you may never meet.

Bring that beast in uniform at once to Diobu or Mile 2 for 'The Xperience, EndSARS reloaded'!

They’re only brave when they sight harmless civilians. Go to Bornu and face Shekau now, he’ll start crying to senior officers for redeployment back. Uncouth murderer!

How the CP and IGP handles this will go a long way in determining if the NPF is ready to protect lives now or continue in their former stupidity. Armed ape!

Jodha:
Ozo ....the romantic durling....if only he was dark ... I'll would have being head over heels for him....

He deserves it... he's a gentleman..

I’ve been called a gentleman once or twice. I no deserve N5 mil, abi do I have to chase u mumuishly in d view of a better part of Africa before you know say me too deserve millions?