₦airaland Forum

blackpanthar:
Hope she will be able to keep a man unlike her mom.

That’s just disrespectful, is her mum ur age mate?

GayPontiff:
My classmate wey dey brag say him first us marry that year
His childnaming reach na so me and my useless mates them follow reach the guy house, one of us tell am say the pikin no resemble him and d wife o out of play o. Come dey ask am who get the pikin....the wife hear am no gree give us food. After I trek from elelenwo to trailer park towards obigbo to eat better food.
Na so i partake for punishment wey no concern me.

I still no know why d joke vex her like that.

Brah, u been wan use leg from Rivers state go Abia state because of rice? Choi!! That guy way yarn opata suppose pay for the opportunity cost! Lwkmd

You want to show the world that you’re not to be messed with, now u don go kii person!
Three people in one family suddenly have with their own hands thwarted their collective destinies.

Get a grip on ur temper, some slights are not even worth the breath u want to waste on it.

I see a lot of young folks here almost bursting outta the comment section in anger because they’ve been called IPOB, brownroofs, cone-heads or whatever expletives that are rampant on NL.

As for me, no matter what u say, na u get ur mouth. If u wan use am chop sh*t na u know.

In all their 2023 permutations dem no dey ever factor in God or even the natural order of things.

This one for President! That one for President!! What if he dies before that day? Dem no dey ever ask demselves that question!

When u get to the hospital, some wards u enter will make u understand that all the money in central bank cannot keep u living forever. So why steal so much?

I was taught in school that what characterizes living things can be summarized as 'MR NIGER D'. One of those 'R's stands for 'respiration' and the other 'reproduction'.

It’s only in Nigeria that speaking of the second 'R' is a taboo. Pleasure is not meant for the young here, that’s why society today has so monetized sex so our young ladies chase after older men.

Humans everywhere in the globe are sexual in nature, but in Nigeria we prefer to be hypocritical in nature!

Our government cannot guarantee our safety, but they want to make sure that we die poor & holy!

If ur loved one is kidnapped, even the DSS will advice u to pay the ransom and keep the police out of the negotiations to ensure that ur loved one’s safe return is not jeopardized.

This katsina SSG must be an ostrich, abi is he not aware that our COAS Buratai is so bereft of ideas that he has recommended prayers as a solution to terrorism & insecurity in the north?

Oga next time if u don’t know what to say to the press, just use ya mouth and blow whistle instead!

With ur eyebrows like prince of persia’s swords, which rich dude go wan back into u before? Like attracts itself, u get moni too?

The heading and the news no tally. Nigeria sold her sovereignty to Niger the moment the president of Niger and five of his governors participated in our presidential campaigns.

This aboki pipo don finish us mortal kombatly!

Don’t let the people above me deceive you o, who no go no know.
A visit will reset their mentality.
If u can japa my guy nor waste time, take off! Your future will thank you later.

He is shocked that 70 people were killed in Niger, but is nonchalant and unconcerned about the daily bloodbath in the country that made him president. Ba yawa u sef go stii die one day

One quick question, why does he have mango leaves sticking out of his ears?

Kwayet ya mouth dia! Na prophecies abi permutations be all diz ones so?

Where were u wen 2020 happened, why u no see that one?

You dey see, but u no see say Arsenal go whip Chelsea last week. Cut my ticket anyhow!

Two years ago she was not proudly smoking a joint in her pics, neither were her wares so boldly put on display with such panache.

With dis few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse u on how 'change' relates to 'next levels'.

Arewa amaka once they lose the penguin attire.

No court orders, no notice of demolition, no evidence that the place has hosted such an event before.
No evidence tying the owner to the event, in-fact the place they labeled a hotel is actually a restaurant without lodging facilities.
The sex party was just an excuse to take that spot out of business.

If our NPF was truly formed to PROTECT the general public, why not wait for the event to start to catch the culprits red-handed?

How that policeman take even get the invite for im phone sef, how do we know that he wasn’t part of a grand plan to ruin an honest business woman?

It appears the NPF has refused to stop letting themselves be used foolishly by politicians, because the story of a certain hotelier in Anambra that was tortured & ruined by SARS Awkuzu comes to mind now.

As at now, Sharia law is the problem of Nigerian society. These laws are what terrorists stand on to commit abominable acts.

The same law that allows underage marriage instead of education for young women. Also recommends death by stoning for one participant of adultery and just canning for the other.

Instead just ask the Fg to gather all Muslims in a large tract of land like sambisa forest, and let them remain there to sharia themselves till dem belleful!

The rest of the country doesn’t want to go back to the 12th century with u guys biko!

iamvictorbassey:
Me I for like receive this mark of the beast o.

Few days ago, me and my gees were discussing and we said, " If not that the Bible and it's contents has gone viral and is accessible to er'one, by now the same group of guys who wrote it to control your lives would have edited it to feature some modern advancement and technologies claiming that the Israeli White Boy said all of those would come to pass". Unfortunately, this isn't the dark days when only priests were the only ones with access to read and have custody of Bibles.


I have come to realize that when white people say the truth, we call them racist. But it doesn't matter whose ox is gored, I'll tell you as a fellow black man that ”Generally" speaking the black race is a retrogression to global advancement. Blacks are waste of oxygen as they have no brains of their own to think. Everything they possess and do they were handed. For instance they call their wedding ceremony traditional, and call the whites' white wedding.

Dem stii carry dis signature collection enter dis 2021? All the ones we’ve been signing since what has come out of it?

Let d dead rest abeg, it’s the sanity of those two little kids that should be of paramount importance now.

Don’t kii ursef on top one small girl's matter for nothing.
With all the six pack uve been nursing just to satisfy the screams of "harder harder", they’ll still head to one 'big god' to quiet the stomach grumblings.

Make moni o make ur wife no reach America change am for u, biko!

Our Tunde died of heartbreak, I hope all our NL feminists are happy na.

Dis is Nigeria! The good die young and the blameless are called fools for not taking the bribes.
This is Nigeria were the worst of us are made rulers while the best of the pack are weeded away by federal character.

Our potential is not in our oil or gas, it’s in the spirit of every true Nigerian. The ability to stand out effortlessly wherever we go!

We really need to take back our nation from these certificate-less thugs and killers parading themselves as leaders so men like dis can be of value to the rest.

If by now you don’t know it’s buhari & his bad geng, den my broda 2021 will be a very long year for u.
A man that publicly laughed at the proposal of the #EndSARS movement when the point & kill Governor of Lagos presented it to him in Abuja, even GEJ couldn’t have acted that stupid in public.

From elected officials issuing threats in their name, to terrorism, cattle rustling, mass murder, genocide & rape, the descendants of uthman dan fodio have not allowed the real Nigerians to have peace.

They are the main reason why Nigerians want to go their separate ways and they’re not even indigenous to Nigeria. Abi this peacock of an organization thinks the Nigerian people have short memories?

After 2023, no matter d zone that produces the president, he has to outlaw that miyetti allah whether kauta hore or maccban if Nigeria is to remain as one and have peace.

The blood these people have shed is just too much to have them live peacefully with others in sane society.

Brah na u born dem na, u gatz take care of them.

Maybe that’s why people up north can’t take a joke about their religion.

If they were busy taking care of the multiple 'yaro' they have there, less people would be murdered in defense of their religion.

Dem for just hear some kind things bone, because megida need to buy baby milk in a hurry.

Sex

All the people rushing to start a religious debate up there, any of una na billionaire? Even Abba Kyari wasn’t buried on the same day he died, and he was a Muslim.

The dude that used to occupy that body has been long gone so whatever is done to it in his honor is for the living.

Some people will die with no one even noticing their demise, others have to be given a befitting exit because of the many lives they touched.

People are going to want to be there to see his body one last time, it’s their way of honoring him.

Na wa for Tunde sef. So if dem no tell am e nor go use tongue count im teeth know say two black pipo no fit born two half-caste?

Some men will juss be sleeping on d bicycle while others are pumping the tires.

Now that overthinking don kpai d guy na, has it solved the issues?

The rich are only held accountable in Nigeria by God, so brodaly just RIP.

May America neva favor the olosho wen u bin put for house!

Nigerians excel above all others in Africa at hypocrisy once sex is being discussed. In all my few travels around African countries, Nigeria seems to be alone in the culture of seeing sex as a taboo that is only discussed in hushed tones.

Don’t even let ur neighbors hear ur girlfriend or worse wife's moans of pleasure. They’ll just break out the pitchforks and fire up d torches before ure done, labeling her a 'farm tool' for exciting them. And therein lies the issue, why should someone else’s happiness make u angry?

Why should my orgasm be an issue with you, is it your 'firing pin' that I’m using to fire?

It’s not resilience, it’s resignation.

We the true citizens of a very tired Nigeria who really care about our fellow citizens on the streets, about our national pride and sense of humanity soundly reject your commendations.

You’re no better as we have seen that the PDP & the APC are just birds of identical plumage with d same make up.
The only difference is that the really smart ones in the APC are kept tied in the background while the dullards are lined up in front as policy makers.
Your collective C of Os in hellfire has been stamped and is awaiting collection on your individual arrivals there.

Wicked greedy and petty thieving politicians, all of you are!

No joy in his joystick!

She didn’t ask to be born, but she had a right to her life from when she took her first breath.

Some people are just subhumans, no different from the unfeeling pond scum.

How on earth does one feel throwing a child that only a few moments prior clung trustingly to your side to her death because of a man’s 'waistpipe'?

Whatever it is that came over you temporarily kii you dia, onye ara!

In Igbo culture, ure not a rich man if your wealth is not felt at home hence the nickname and sometimes title, Akulu unor meaning 'his wealth got home'.
Uli youths be wan beat sense enter him and im broda Kcee, before dem focus.

Be there jumping upandan in Lagos shouting "my village pipo will kii me if I go home" when u neva get moni. Life is measured by wine poured forth and not wine drunk.

No better feeling than knowing ure the life of the party. Now compare that to knowing that whenever u come home, families and communities know that even if they can’t garnish their festive dishes like the rich do, they’ll get a taste of that life because of you.

E-Money na Man U bi jaré!

First off, which uncle u say turn butty to computer village hawker? And ur pics don’t really indicate the changed phone.

Every market has criminals, but I understand that there is a bullseye painted on computer village done to increase the volume of cries against crimes there for purely political reasons that will be clearer as 2023 inches closer.

Take heart my dear if it’s really an uncle and not an oncūlū from abroad that sent u on the errand or paid u for service rendered with a phone.