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A thread on boobies and somebori without conscience stii went and censored the object of the subject matter!
See oga mod, #vaselinecrewlivesmatter o!!

PMB that didn’t lift a finger to help his friend Mallam Nasir El’Rufai or any of the Governors doing busybody arnd him in 2019, will now care to help Obaseki? Mmm-hmm, dis tori get k-leg! But no matter, in a few days time wii go know.

[quote author= post=90292556]What a sad story!

May it never ever be well with the evil and looting party that brought this evil Boko Haram into our nation..

These Criminals couldn't do anything for more than a decade and watch Boko haram kill thousand and thousands of innocent Nigerians.
That people could not go to their place of worship for over a whole year.
Back then, if you see an ordinary polythene bag (nylon of akara) on the floor, everybody start running helter skelter thinking it's gonna be an explosive/BOMB!
(It was that bad!)

Same evil party that denied Boko Haram kidnapped 286 of our teenage girls before the world stood up to burst their bubble!

They rather share the BILLIONS meant to procure ammunition for our soldiers to tackle this Boko Haram insurgency (when it was still at infancy) among themselves and watch our soldiers die!!

Only people with chicken brains must have forgotten all these atrocities in less than 6 years. 
That is why we call them hypocrites and children of hate, perdition and frustration.
(They are trying to tell us that this raped, battered and looted nation by their party of looters was like Canada or Dubai pre 2015!)

Kidnappings, Daily Pipeline Explosions etc were the order of the day.
More of the reason we sent the ineffectual buffon packing. 

Our darling country will win this war as a nation, and all the politicians sponsoring these killings along with anyone supporting them will all die miserably and terribly in due season.

God bless Nigeria.[/quote]Yes that’s why they were voted out and your 'darling daddy' & his saintly party promised to end the conflict in 4 months.
How long has he been in power again and where is Leah Sharibu now?

donbachi:
wetin be the name of dat biscuits with shapes of alphabets

Nasco Fancy! U na confirm’d Oh’kron!!

ShunTecnoInfinix:
Flee, for the ruin of transsion is near.

Prophet ShunTechnoInfinix, the liquid metal! The lone voice in d wilderness! The Indaboskie Pahose!! Lol! Nigerians r just savages .. Make dem tell Techno & Infinix to come beg dis guy before e go use small small close dia market for hia!

The uneducated South African that is about to colonize Nigeria from his arm chair with that vomit colored shirt & ugly arse tie doesn’t even realize that MTN Nigeria has a Nigerian as it’s majority share holder!

Yep, we have an indigenization decree that all businesses in Nigeria must have a Nigerian as a majority shareholder on its board to operate here!

But what do u expect from a people that out of mental laziness are ready to trade the AfDB to any western nation for a bottle of dry gin, a broken mirror and hair dye much like their revered Shaka Zulu did in his time!

IJDG all these homos! If u say u don’t like women why would u feel attracted to a guy with a woman’s ass?
After all the lickie lickie that’s just like pre-intimacy, you’ll still want to stick it in something like a kittycat or in d case of ladies insert a rod after all d arse grinding.
Why not just stick to d natural order of things and plant d round peg in d round hole.

Another 'transsion' post sighted!

Atiku:
You sure say “dem” no go delete your thread so?

Ure savagely wicked!!!

Why are people wicked like this? So if a family member of Uwaila reads this now only to realize it’s fake news how do you think they’d feel?

Some people are really subhumans

If the governor of Edo State’s wife and the national leader of the APC Jagaban did not wade into Uwaila’s gruesome murder, na so d same useless cretins that were already demanding mobilization fee from her family for still sweep the matter under the rug.
Before u argue with me, I present dis 7yr old girl’s rapist being freed as evidence! NPF aka Soulless ghouls in black!

He’s still better than the set up we have here. If he’s called jiangao in China, I wonder what their netizens call our man, Cowjiao?

printemps:
Stay off your mention like sey you carry one come here, or like sey you inherited one. I won't be surprised if the latter is the case, since your rabidness can be seen in how you go on barking on here as would a rabies infected dog. Continue I know your type, they don't stop barking until treated. I no get your cure I for cure you, but no worries you go find one soon.

Damn! You mean u stayed up till 1AM thinking of a comeback? Lol, shii dude get a life!

printemps:
Your arrogance and insolence is fantastically fascinating. I have no further words to describe cyber scums like you, trolling and thinking they can bully others. Your life would very likely be better than the pathetic one you think you currently enjoy if you possess what I have. I'm sure you're one of those kiddies who come on Nairaland and insult men and women old enough to be their parents. Reading your posts on here shows how childish you're. Its laughable you call me ''young man'' when you don't even know me.

Verbosity is really not a sign of intelligence. Oh I don’t know you, but I don’t need to because I know ur type from reading ur posts. A very self entitled and pretentious fellow who assumes he has d right to throw a tantrum at anyone. If you feel ure too ancient for other opinions pls feel free to drop dead make we young ones hear word! Now bugger off and stay off my mentions, child.

oyatz:
Where were you when the FG released bailouts to States Governments and the States refused to pay their workers?

Ask any random 3-5 civil servants in Ekiti State when Ex-Governor Ayo Fayose declared that Bailouts fund wasn't for payment of civil servants alone.

Even before and after the recession, many States Governments were and are still oweing salaries. Was it because there was no 'money'?

Why is a small and an oil producing State like Bayelsa State oweing Salaries?


I have explained in my earlier post that States Governments policies on Taxation and methods of collecting Taxes varies from States to States and this affect IGR.

Some States still rely on their civil servants (who will pocket a large chunk of the taxes) to collect their taxes, while some States have outsourced the collection of taxes to private firms e.g Osun State, Lagos State

Some States have their own Single Treasury Accounts (TSA) and use Remitta to track every payment to the nearest Kobo.

when u hear Bayelsa State is owing salaries as it is in the media, it refers to Local government workers and not d whole state. And that has to do with d habit of State Governors appropriating LG funds to pursue election issues. Thankfully, PMB has moved to stop that madness. However, that still doesn’t explain how a Kogi State has an IGR above an Oil producing state like Bayelsa. Do explain what Kogi has done to produce such a wonderful miracle. The issue of tax whether outsourced or not is a no brainer as it is deducted from civil servants from source through the PAYE system. How many companies dey d Kogi compared to Bayelsa na? Including a 13% derivative that is also accrued to Bayelsa’s IGR as an Oil producing state which Kogi does not enjoy currently.

suremanpatriot:
How can you arrest someone foe being black?Are u high on crack?Foools ,these white police males they have now are mostly jews that hate blacks and arabs with passion

It might shock u to know that Jews don’t hate Arabs. In fact there r Arab Jews out there. Landlord travel and see, don’t believe the crap movies and propaganda dishes out

oyatz:
Many of you don't understand how State Governments operate in Nigeria or have good understandings of economics.

1) Revenues accrued into the State coffers are NOT the sole determining factors in the payment of salaries.

Bayelsa State, an oil producing State has a larger Federal allocations than Kebbi ,yet Bayelsa still owes Salaries while Kebbi doesn't owe salaries.

2) A Lecturer earning #500,000 salary in Lagos can still be oweing house rents while a security guard in the same University earning #70,000 per month may not be oweing may not be owing house rents.

There are professors earning fat salaries in UI that haven't built their own houses and are in debts while their office messangers, receptionists/typists/ drivers are living in their own houses in Ibadan.

What makes the difference- scale of preferences.

So the IGR is determined by scale of preference abi the salaries of workers are low on the scale of preference of Kogi state? What is the IGR of Kogi State used for that workers livelihoods are unimportant next to? Or are u saying that d sole aim of federal allocation is for salaries?
It’d be nice for u to explain how a state that contributes monumentally to the survival of this nation can be so low on this list ahead of states that depend on largesse from the FG to pay its workers! Abi is it spirits that are working to generate the IGR?

U mean with that kind of bootie der’s no kittycat underlaced? Hian!!

I’ve met girls that r furiously massaging all sorts of salves and unguents twice a day to grow their butts to be like dt!

Anyway lemme juss park my Range hia and read comments.

Shuo! See dis wan again!!

So someone like wizkid with (how many kids again?) should not express his own opinions on his own Twitter page?
BTW, y d bleep r u even trolling him?

Enyia, Abeg chook blunt for ur mouth and mind ya business before his fans wii come for u!

Juss negodu dis wicked broda! Somebori told u her hobby is twerking and u immediately thot it’d be a good idea to give her an arithmetic problem to solve?
Oya go an look for American strippers to give you your age in seconds since Naija gals r all lazy! Ekpah!!

Make una not make mi vex, Kogi generates more than Bayelsa but can’t pay salaries ni!? Abeg shift with ur bojuboju stats.

Before the inception of sense in this our obodo Naija, the yorubas have always realized the potential of proper education for the next generation.
This sort of news is a breath of fresh air in a country filled with self serving interests and contract begging monarchs!
This king will certainly live forever in these people’s hearts and minds whether u wish him long life or not!

Ah say ah go add this man to my hall of fame, one aboki say no make ah add bubu instead. Na d matta we dey settle since morning bi that!

He is grieving and who in their right senses wouldn’t be broken after imagining what his precious daughter had to have gone through in the hands of human beasts before giving up the ghost!

As for all the 'he wasn’t a Christian really' crew, read up on the travails of Job and understand that what u should be offering this family now whether on or offline is support and succor not judgement!

Also realize that this is what fathers in the Middlebelt & North of the country have been going through for many years at the mercy of bandits/terrorists and an equally insensitive govt.

Christianity is not insensitivity! Mourn with those that mourn or shut d hell up!!

Futuragetty:
The only person who is sounding daft right now would be you IPO have a tape recording in which Asari not only took a bride but agreed to unleash violence in Nigeria and destroy the property of the government. If it does get out, FG will arrest Asari.

No the FG won’t! The IPOB have been proscribed, so if they let themselves be duped by Asari Dokubo, the FG won’t care. Except a proscribed group wants to report a matter to a govt they have claimed has no authority over them!

BTW why would freedom fighters need to pay someone else to do their dirty work for them? Whatever happened to dying for ur beliefs as MNK has constantly maintained?

Depends on her definition of 'last'. If she means that her 50 gallon varicose veined boobies will suffocate a man under 2 mins, then yes she’s accurate! #Saggyboobsmattertoo

Wake n See Governor shud berra shine his eyes o! This is Nigeria and as long as it’s politics, anything can happen. Willie Obiano of Anambra state that didn’t even know which ward he came from in his first foray into politics ended up as governor of his state ahead of a seasoned politician like Ngige, talkless of a combo of Ize-Iyamu who has been there since '99 and Oshiomole. Nor go sleep on d bicycle o!

Oga you’ve said it all! Same can be applied to Nigeria. So many people throwing blocks and bricks now never bothered to vote! They just sat on their *sses and cussed out the last administration without bothering to take time to research on who was going to takeover from them.

printemps:
Talk is cheap, Seun has given you a platform to display your insolence. Take your ''Nigerian lexicons" and shove it down your throat. I'm not one of your pawns. You being an adult and you addressed me the way you did? You're a disappointment to your generation and a disgrace.

Lwtmbb!

Young man, I am grateful for Seun’s platform, whether it be for the display of insolence or not. You on d other hand with poor understanding of how ur country really works and no credit to ur name for making things better is coming on a public forum to display ur parochial mentality in such a comical manner. You r d disgrace, but I won’t say it’s to ur generation. Nahh, ure not even that significant. You're a disgrace to ur family name for showing in public that u have been poorly raised and can’t hold a sensible conversation without exhibiting the gutter in u. Now bleep off and go back to being the mediocre you’ve always been!
Next time u want to mention Seun’s name, add some modicum of respect. The Vice President knows him by name and is proud of his platform, u on the other hand no one knows. What a waste pipe!

But what of the parents of this girl? At such a tender age, ur 12 year old daughter dey count scores of John Thomases reach 11!!
The role of a parent is and has always been to protect their kids first and foremost, so where were they when all these men were luring her destiny away?

The 57 yr old man is undoubtedly a paedophile, but he had probably heard news of the little girl’s horrific underaged sexual encounters and wanted to get a taste!

When I hear stories of abuse, the next question after the abuses/curses is 'what was so important to the parents that they had to leave their child unprotected and exposed to be lured by men of low morals'?

printemps:
Mine And not yours? Go learn how to contribute on public forum.

It appears I wrongly assumed I was speaking with an adult, my bad. "Go learn" Nigerian lexicons if u don’t understand how they’re used in a public discuss.