₦airaland Forum

He’s a coup plotter! He’s a coup plotter!! Did he plot the coup against you?
Those he plotted against were they legitimate rulers?
All these indomie gens wii just be shouting upandan about what dey don’t know, against pipo that tried to make a better life for the nation.
Goan plot ur own and see if e easy, nonsense & ingredients. Just watch n see how this thread wii degenerate to Afonja & IPOB name calling

Chai how time flies
My Nollywood crush that year with her deep husky voice oolala! Happy birthday, ure still a beauty @47.

e don set!

Sango must reset every for dis country back to factory default!!

DenreleDave:
Really

Ronaldo has now become an object of transfer..

Maritally wise;
Ronaldo is a hoe, a harlot. A woman with broken home jumping from one man to another coz of greed..

Messi is a faithful wife, honest, married as a virgin, long suffering and the best woman a man cud ever have..

You want to have a wife like;

Messi - click like
Ronaldo - click share


Be careful of what you click oo.. It will definitely happen ooo...

Modified: I can see some people clicking share, later you will come on nairaland posting that your wife is cheating on you.. You wunt know that you caused it for ur sef.. Is okay

Let the vote began

Lol Didn't work, people clicked share for Ronaldo more!

Hmm... just use firewood, na im bi d flavor.

Na now day break for Obaseki eye! When dey said u shud remain a technocrat and leave d politicking for d politicians, u nor gree! See ur life?
Oga, OYO is not only a state in Nigeria, it can also bi a state of affairs of an individual in Africa!

Dem don turn our Aso Rock to Fuji House Of Commotion! Unnecessary bickering and fighting has been the order of the day since this old man took over. Person dey even fly fence for dis episode

As much as I respect the First Lady, it shows a certain amount of low class on her part that her name is now synonymous with petty squabbles in the villa. When did she become part of the Covid19 task force team in Aso Rock that she’ll take armed men to effect an arrest within the villa? A quiet word in the right ear would have saved us all from this national embarrassment.

This young lady would still be alive if our leaders really cared about this country and made people their priority instead of just the people in their nuclear families.

If she were an American citizen living in Nigeria, our govt would have been running upandan to give her 24hr protection so as to avoid a diplomatic row with the US.

I’m guessing that someone in that community has had his eye on that plot for a long time, reason why the man even in death wants to protect it for his family.
The man has been living in that community for years, married to their sister and they still call him a stranger because they want to rob him.
Ibori shud call his younger brodas to order, because that man ghost go worry o!

Tell us something we don’t know sir!

From meetings with Wike to meeting with the President, this guy will soon wear out his shoes from traveling upandan to restore an 'irrestorable' mandate!
I was once a supporter, till I saw the real reasons he had for fighting Oshiomole. No na, oga you goof wella!
Even without Oshiomole, u can’t fit defeat Ize-Iyamu on the field.
Just kick back sir, and enjoy the rest of the short ride...

Throwback:
Was anyone surprised that hushpuppy was arrested on suspicion of fraud?

Was that newsworthy at all, compared to a supposedly clean businessman who was celebrated by Forbes, only to be revealed he was a fraudster?

Besides, even the US and UAE have refused to release any credible information on the arrest and crime of Hushpuppi and his accomplices, unlike Invictus Obi whose case had already been filed in a US court.

But I am not surprised that Kanu and his fellow traumatized clansmen are wailing even over a Yoruba.

Must the Igbos always find a way to make themselves the victims of any matter?

Haba! This thing is a mental disorder.

Let the Federal Government ban Suya that is largely made by Northerners. Igbos will claim it was targeted at them because according to IPOB Bureau of Statistics, Igbos are the largest customers of Suya joints, so it is a ploy to deny Igbos of Suya.

Chineke!!

Nice one from the governor. Now if all tribal internet warriors could be like dis, Nigeria would be a lot easier to stomach sometimes.
In the end we’re not Hausa, Ibo or Yoruba first, we’re humans first! God bless the dead.

Wetin Musa nō go see for gate

Which one bi Nigerians gave her drugs? Did dey force it down her throat? She’s an addict if she’s actually on drugs. Even if u chase all d Nigerians away from SA, she’ll still turn to another drug dealer to get her fix. Dis pipo should deal with their apparent large population of drug addicts and quit the fixation on Nigerians. U can lead a horse to water but u don’t force it to drink. That girl doesn’t look like someone being forced to do anything there. #nigeriansmustfall will not stop that girl and many like her from looking for a fix later tonight!

Looks like the vampire Edward in the Twilight Series.

Lwkmd #Nigeriansmustfall will u people be any other thing than South Africans if it even happens?

Azmanaty:
Audio Buhari

Someone that cannot pronounce commiserate

Choi! Me trying to imagine him saying commiserate ne kowai!

TMKsouth:
SA doesn't even know where Nigeria is on the Africa map. So I think you're overstating yourself here.

Says the South African on a Nigerian forum.

There’s no country in this world that is devoid of crime and criminals. That a Nigerian criminal was arrested don’t mean SA criminals are now saints. SA has not been made better because Hushpuppi was arrested, so mind urs and we’ll mind ours. At least we don’t need to troll for bad news on SA to feel good about ourselves, u guys are d least of our concerns.

I was taught in school that "knowledge is power", but whoever coined that phrase didn’t factor in Nigerian politicians.

A stark illiterate ruled as Governor for 8 yrs, and has presided over the ruling party for 5yrs and counting. A man of questionable credentials has ruled over the country now for 5yrs running. Even after admitting that he is a slow reader and doesn’t really grasp macro economics, he still holds power.

Knowledge is not power in Nigeria. Youths be advised, what u know doesn’t make u powerful until you can leverage it to give u an edge.

Na 'I love you' I tell am, I nor talk say 'I go die for you'! Juss die ur die and leave me in peace to die my own die too.

cjwalter:
That is wonderful...A saint in the making...Rest in peace dear sister

Second FTC in one day. Okay...it’s like dis democracy day was made for you. Make we siddon dey observe for hia.

None of the above. He did the crime, let him also do the time. I cannot waste my send on an ugly puppy, 'hush' or otherwise.

Hanty, are u now the spokesperson for Nigeria Robbers Association?

Is homosexuality not still an offense in Naija? Why dis misguided individual feels d need to invite the wrath of the law on his head is beyond me!

Playmaker99:
Who is talking of Sega we are talking of family com Ninja Turtles

Damn! E'Pa domó

Op u nor play 'Left & Right'? The handheld console with just one game per console before Bricks, then Nintendo gameboy.

Na there ur elders bin start the gaming matters!

Tocynone:
The number 1 key to happiness is to make others happy.

Wickedness is a psychological problem. So a wicked person is ...

...a psycho!

Has the Nigerian Custom boss shown up in Customs uniform since?

"The fly is just buzzing around in vain, he knows the pile of sh*t is bigger than he is".

An African proverb on the folly of empty threats...

One Nigeria indeed!

Using the parameters set by the Supreme Court of Justice for PMB, as long as he can read and write he’s qualified to kick Lara’s husband into political oblivion whether on the platform of the APC or any other that would have him.
Goan fight with UI if the statement from their Registrar no do you!