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Hian! Oh!! It’s like this menace that Wole Soyinka and his band of misfits started has grown into an Australian wild fire. Which wan bi Luttox is it for pipo that have excess buttocks?

Somebori is not even ashamed to say our correctional facilities are colleges for hardened criminals! What do u now call a group of people who don’t fuel their cars themselves or clothe themselves with their own money but want to use N30 billion to renovate a N7 billion house?

Fuckthamods:
To reach 85years is not easy.. She was probably tired of life since death refused to come naturally.
I've said it before, if i reach 250years and death refuse to come then i will walk alone at night in ogun state.

With our lifespan for men in Nigeria pegged at 48years, first reach 70!

That guy is just bored in Naija, in his mind as he’s checking out the pics he’ll be like;

'if not for Covid-19 u nor for meet me for here. Wetin concern me with fire outbreak it’s not as if any cow was hurt sef!'

tripplephi:
is it on amazon?

Yes o! But u can only get on this 'amazing amazon network' after eating one special palm oil akara like that!

tripplephi:
just when we thought they would fear corona virus.

BUT

what did he do that the gunshots didnt enter?

If u know u know

Jetting around to where!? U better be jetting around within Nigeria o! because OYO is ur love once you contract Covid-19 from jetting into Europe now!!

This case will be thrown into the 'Dead on Arrival' file bin. Nigeria that our politics is religion and religion is politics that these ones think they can thrive? They would have had a better chance if they had come as 'Traditional religion and Cultural preservation society'.

TallPck1:
This Buhari go funny die.

The way people around him always laugh to his jokes.

But doesn't change the fact that he....... You can check the man below him. He has something to say.

When the king cracks a joke, every courtier bowls over in a continuous fit of laughter! 48 Laws of Power....

But you expect to be trusted to determine who can rule in-spite of Fulani Herdsmen, Boko Haram, land grabbing attempts for ur murderous kinsmen from other parts of Western & Northern Africa and repeatedly attempting to islamize the country? Why should that 'child' be ever allowed to rule again? Stupid Aboki mentality

The North owns the game, but it can’t even feed its children! You win, but don’t know what to do with the trophy except to destroy everything! So what’s the point of playing? Keep letting ur leaders deceive u lots while the South develops it’s manpower.

They just spoilt the report with LGBT, what da heck is Intersex again!?

Abeg who is that handsome bearded gentleman in all the pics?

You don’t need to be a Muslim to admire this man’s penchant for speaking honestly. The problem of Nigeria has always been the northern elite and their greed for absolute power even when they don’t know what to do with it! The President is bereft of ideas, but that’s not news, he has always been like that! Typical product of the northern establishment. You fought so long to be President, now u are, and u still are clueless on which direction the country should go? In fact the only direction he can point to is the early morning sun, and wicked people will keep defending his incompetence either because they are eating our national yam or because they feel they will soon join in the eating! Shame shame shame! Shame!!!

fineboynl:
low self esteem and inferiority complex is your problem. I'm tired why Nigerians makes so much noise on the internet. have you seen other Africans like Senegalese making noise claiming mane? over look things and grow up. see him as a good player and from Africa.

Because if we make noise in real time, our 'gestapolike' government will do to us what they’ve done to Sowore!

This sort of incident will get worse after the President leaves office as long as the FG’s disposition is slanted in apparent support of herdsmen and violence. Already few Nigerians are sympathetic to the Fulanis whenever violence is visited upon them because of the carnage which follows their marauding brethren in communities they used to live in peace with. Rwanda is knocking at their doors but their eyes are too blood drenched to see it. One day they will wake up to realize that no one has monopoly of violence, I just hope it won’t be too late by then for our leaders to change the way they do things.

chatinent:
Chinua Achebe - Things Fall Apart.

And the center can no longer hold!

I wonder why most supposedly Christian organizations, groups and individuals bend over backwards to please a religion that has time and again shown that their incapable of reciprocating the gesture of love. I don’t know if that cross signifies Christianity, but just because of cash an institution like Real Madrid FC would sellout their faith? I doubt that Al Ahly of Egypt or Raja Casablanca of Morocco would entertain the idea of changing an icon to please a Christian sponsor! Shame on Real Madrid FC board of directors!!

But that’s how we roll in Naija now, abi what do u think ur senators and reps of today were yesterday?

SultanOfPuna:
Most people who die while running for their life do not realize they are Dead yet..

That man's spirit is still running
He does not know he is Dead yet

His Spirit not accepting sudden shock death. His Spirit Will Run Back To His House And See His Wife And Try to Talk To Her But She Won't Respond.
His Spirit will try to touch His Wife But Find It Difficult As She Passes Thru Him As He is Invisible. He Will Get Frustrated That Nobody Notice or Hear Him..
His Dead Relatives Will Soon Appear to Him to Explain That He is An Earthbound Spirit and He Should Accept His Death and Follow Them into the Spirit Realm Where He will Rest Peacefully..
Earthbound Spirits are spirits that refused to accept their death and they roam the Earth until they get persuaded by guardian angels or dead relatives to let go from whatever unfinished business they have on Earth.
Most of them include: War Casualties, People Who die in Sleep, those who die from sudden death without any warning signs...

See what Lancelot Imasuen and Andy Best have done to this generation.

No matter how blunt a cutlass is, it should never be given to a mad man! That’s an old saying among my people. From what we as a country have gone thru in the hands of a Fulani President, why on earth any right thinking Nigerian would want another of these maniacs to continue the murderous works of the present government just beats the imagination!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

You must be a real niggarrr

Me nor dey use the huzzle play
Na both day and night
You see that picture below
Na my santum ( inner room where you huzzle only)
Constant communication and bombing with those computers





Baba huzzle o
And even multi task your brain if necessary
Make your children for still school abroad
Don't be comfortable until your bank account is fit niggarrr
As far as my bank account never dey comfortable those computers can never be comfortable
If sleep dey do me then i go relax for just thirty minutes or tell my sisters make them wake me up in the next thirty minutes. Then bombing continue
May we not stay broke for too long

This was how invictusobi ended his career on NL.

ogbuefi677:
Nigerians and their gullibility.
Sanusi was removed cos he spoke 4 d girlchild,yet mofo married a 17yr old as 4th wife to celebrate his ascendance to the throne.
Sanusi was dethroned for condemning almajiri system yet mofo spent billions of naira to renovate his palace, acquired 2 new Rolls Royce cars worth hundreds of millions each but never built a single primary school block.
Even though he claimed his friends asked him what they could do for him and he requested the cars,couldn't he have told them to build schools in his name instead?
Same story when he was in CBN, would charter private jet to go to Lagos to sleep with his married mistress who was also his staff at d expense of CBN,yet una wan canonize am.
This is the same way buhari was able to scam una.

Ur head is not a waste, more ororo on ur medulla my guy!

KendrickAyomide:
shut up. He built an auditorium in AAU

Ur fada!

Heavance:
I hope you remember we left our boobs open right from time in africa, before the whites exposed us, and brought about bra.........

My broda ah juss tire for our 'moral police' dem o, and rape was not common even during war times! Meanwhile there’s nothing in the chats that the Op posted to show that she was not discussing with her husband!

aussig:
Will AAU Expoma be able to maintain it? Besides it will be underutilized if built there because the only thing they know over there is cultism!

So the buildings there in AAU are maintained by spirits? If 'the only thing they know over there is cultism' as u have said, how did the school produce this crop of pastors that founded the BLW?

DirtyGold:
Good move but more suffering for the poor.

What's tha business?

If they can’t afford to stay in Lagos, let them move back to village na! Okay Fulani Herdsmen are there...

CSTR2:
Have you not read in the Bible that as long as your wife or husband is alive, you are not permitted to remarry?
Anybody that marries him commits fornication.

What God has joined together is joined until death.

Hmmm.... Chris Okotie is a serial fornicator bi that, & he can’t make heaven abii?

Pastor y u nor drop dis building for Ekpoma na, as per alma mata tins? Meanwhile d one ure still wearing ur wedding band, na spirit wife u get?

Just asking for a friend....

It’s like Imo people don’t understand the meaning of continuity? Rochas became governor and spent a good part of his first 100 days in office in a smear campaign of his predecessor, Ihedioha came in and spent his first 100 days trying to top Rochas smear campaign. The 419 governor is just following the template his predecessors set. Meanwhile, Ihedioha kip kwayet and let the scamming governor continue, as it has now bcom a tradition with u pple there!

AmazingELixir:



He is got no choice, Donald Trump is looking for scapegoats to unleash his anger on, chances are his daughter might come down with the corona virus because she made contact with the infected Australian PM on his visit to the United states recently.

Won't be surprised if Trump himself succumb to the pandemic.

Mother Nature is trying to balance itself out, the world population is spiralling out of control and something gast to give, the virus is not effective in Nigeria because
boko haram, bandits and herdsmen are already doing a good job taking care of our population issues.

This virus was made in a lab as the cross accusations between the US and Chinese govt just a few weeks ago has shown us, so how Mother Nature take enter the mix plus global population control?

Chairman has already shown his intentions to bed u but too chicken to bear the consequences of denial. Ask him if U think I’m lying, and he’ll tell u he never have it in mind while taking off ur bra strap!

My advice? Don’t boink him, he’ll vanish once he’s had u like 1ce or 20 times but he certainly doesn’t want a future with u permanently in it. If he wanted that, he’d have manned up since and asked u out officially. Not keep u guessing and confused of his true intentions. If u like hear if u like nor hear, it’s ur 'kondus' not mine.