₦airaland Forum

Denikayan:
Can they please quickly behead them and auction their heads.

Auction ke! Who wan purchase bad luck!!?

Brothers are made by chance and friends by choice! Abeg who knows where Otedola is this morning? His new best friend is here in NL looking for him, mbok! I nor need motor I need to be surprised with a brand new tugboat

Denikayan:
This guy go kill Dino one on one

Dino wey no get straight legs and hin no balance for ground

Yahaya go beat the D commot for Dino and he will be left with Ino

If I want my car fixed I’ll take it to a mechanic, not a priest. Likewise, if I need my phone fixed I won’t take it to the same mechanic just because he fixed my car.

@daddyfreeze is not a priest/pastor, why would I look to him for education on what my Christian beliefs should be about? He’s just going through midlife crisis and is seeking for validation the only way he’s ever known.

IOW, he needs our shock and reactions to feel good about himself when he wakes up in the mornings! Shikena

He certainly looks healthier than his campaign pics now. Abeg someone shud help with before/after #200m meme for this man joor!

pfadom:
He did not fail at the polls, he actually failed and lost because he didn't do thorough feasibility study before throwing his hat in the ring.

He and his folks like Fela, Sowore, Tope, Madam Oby are the greatest disappointment. Why not decide on one person. Nigerian youths saw them as mere opportunists.

1. He didn't know Nigerians' psychology.
2. He didn't address the mentality of Nigerians.
3. He is too new to be trusted with the highest office in the land.
4. An average youth didn't see him as a part of us, but an opportunist.
5. No wonder Senator-elect Ubah had more votes than the presidential candidate. Hmm!

Thank you for honestly speaking my mind. He lost woefully, rather than take stock and review what he should have done better, he’s embarrassing and making things worse for himself and his party. Oga b there speaking more grammar, your party’s only senator is about to defect. Let’s also chalk that up to “the Nigerian youth’s” fault when it happens.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Another brainwashed mofo.

These people are not just brainwashed, the acid has finished leaking from their brain cells. So sad but their head can only be used as wedge for lorry tire now!

wirinet:
Would you say the same thing if Buhari, Tinubu, Amaechi or any other of your perceived enemies have a sex video with their wives online?

Buhari+Tinubu in a sex video? Hian! I wonder why you’d think it ok to assault my sensibilities with ancestral porn!? U obviously still have a lot of growing up to do if u believe that people with opposing political opinions have to be enemies. Don’t assume for people u know little or nothing about.

Magnanimity in victory, spoken like a man! Now can the blood bespattered fingers of Amechi reach out and seize this extended olive branch? The world is watching, Nigerians are waiting, the inhabitants of Rivers are on the edge of their seats, the restless spirits of unfulfilled dreams wickedly cut short are silently hovering.....

.....peace or vain ambition which will win in d end!?

Why would anyone in their right mind think it’s ok to turn NL into xvideos? How is a husband/wife’s private time in anyway newsworthy except to a pervert’s mind!

So where d slap!?

Why is she looking bloated?

More like 2 WWE legends; Booker T on vulture wings armed with a caricature of Aquaman’s trident and a constipated Negroid looking Golddust!

“Where angels fear to tread only fools rush in”. Someone should tell Lukaku that caution is the better part of valor. They’re not unbeatable even in their home, but watch ur back! GGMU

Can’t u people just enjoy ur “next level” without mentioning my name?

Choi! Nwa sofri biko

damoobaba:
Naija, you can't offend somebody in peace again.

My broda, somebori can not play rough play with some pipo again?

israelmao:
Can Google foretell the future?

And just like Ifa, google will never say “I don’t know the answer to that question”!

Nna comansee power of social media o! The nemesis of NPF

Congrats

hsafarms:
We are pigs and idiots...





Rape is one of our Doings...






Abi rape no be CRIME?





IGBO AMAKA

Before you start masturbating upandan on this thread, the Ika man has never and will never see himself as Igbo! Their origin is not from across the Niger as they’re quick to point out.

Karemarealty288:
Whose pics is there on the wine bar..am seeing a Mr&Mrs... Am not understanding..

Nna I am not understanding also o!

While I’m busy fasting & praying this one is still confused on what it means to have a plan! Just try all those ur own goals/free penalty today, I go enta flight go reset ur brain with slap!

Her ancestor is waiting for her on d bed! Chai!! Nigerians no just get chills at all!!

When will we be this bold to openly revolt against our politicians like this in Nigerian!?

Well for once Rochas is right! Why not wait until he hands over to u b4 inaugurating whatever number committee u want? You’ve got the next 4yrs to rush down to every fire outbreak u want to rush down to na!

“Speaking at the hospital bedside of Habibu, Dan’Iya said, “The governor mandated me to come and visit you and your family to assure you that all hands are on deck to arrest and prosecute the perpetrators according to the law.”


pun intended abii

Which mission, U b 007 ni!? Abeg shift n lemme join my brodas to #pray4ManU

Be there forming Steve Jobs, na die u dey so!

The waist just full d screen, i nor see pass a whole lotta pink wiggly mass! Local looking girl!

Comansee provocation “me wen na 13yrs for service na 15thasun phone I fit buy. Oya GO THIS SIDE!!”. His offense? Making a police officer feel bad! Lwtmb

mknigeriagreat:
I stay and work here in Abuja I can't really speak for other international airports. But let me tell you the truth friend, you need to speak with people working at the airport here in abuja. What Nigerians spend on frivolities is alarming. Yes people order perishable items from Uk mostly because of the 6 hours flight into abuja most times. I am not defending anyone but let me give you a case I was part of. Years back when Deziani was still in shell before her first ministerial appointment. Whenever she was coming into Abuja, two weeks before(watch my lips) two weeks before her arrival date from either PH or Lagos, she had this loved presidential suite on the executive 10th floor in Transcorp Hilton she likes staying and the suite must have been booked and paid for two weeks before she comes and money start counting. On so many occasions, she never came. And the accommodation was charged and paid. So when she went gaga during her days as the petroleum minister I wasn't surprised.

See at a time, her son was supporting Arsenal football club, he will fly down to north London to watch a match and come back after the match to Abuja. I knew about his land logistics so that gave me opportunity to this info. People are crazy for things from abroad and that is why this government has been preaching local content for some time now. Just my own opinion.

My broda I respect ur opinion and I’m not arguing against the eccentricities of the rich & famous. The clamor for local content development predates this administration as I still remember Goddy K. Obi’s 1989 hit song Wetin Dey for Sokoto e Dey for shokoto. I’m only against the impression that all is so well for d average Nigerian that hustles to eat 2square meals a day that he can now get on his phone and order pizza from abroad just like that! Wetin concern the teeming populace wit pizza? How many out of our almost 200million citizens can do that!?