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SageMK:
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Wch kyne wicked meme be this one nw! Lwtmbb

XhosaNostra mbok comansee o! Is it ‘Mr SA’ or ‘Mr mugshots SA’ that they’re competing for?

U just had to spoil ur apology with a justification. Mbok leave God out of ur personal enrichment schemes! Biko!!

No shade here just real talk!


It’s like her meds just kicked in

Choi! U didn’t shake the table, u turned it over on its head!!

True talk! Buh Oga what legitimate job did you engage in to afford all those luxury cars in ur garage since u graduated? Abi u think say na only u wan wise!?

Now this is a man that his people should vote for to represent them, and not all those “corruption is fighting back” politrickcians with an elitist sense of entitlement! This man would rather see his gratuity spent to secure the health of his people than just his family’s. #therealMcCoy #therealmaigaskiya

PS: when will my people see through all these fake promise giving leaders, that have changed the term ‘empowerment’ to mean ‘handouts’, and seek to emulate heroes like this!?

These are JSS 3 students and they’re still doing primary school sing along?

osuofia2:
NCAN HOW MARKET?

Still searching for what is usually termed “IPOB names” in the post!

“Echilo” meaning he straffed someone with HIV!! Slaps won’t help if he didn’t use his “protective vest”. E don be for the morafucka

Your birthday gift from him: gle450 Benz, diamond rings, 14 step exotic cake, Gucci top, Fendi bag, Prada stunners, Victoria secret lingerie & a birthday bash in the Maldives.

His birthday gift from you: 5mins of shaking bum bum, and another 5mins action of the same position he gets every night from you!

some girls no get conscience sha!?

gidgiddy:
I can see that Gowon is sitting down with General Adeyinka Adebayo, Military Governor of the Western Region, and General David Ejoor, Military Governor of the Mid-West. Both Adebayo and Ejoor were senior to Gowon. So why was Gowon their Boss?

In 1966 these men were Lt. Colonels and not Generals. Gowon was a safe choice for all at that time because though a northerner he was of neither Hausa nor Fulani ancestry and also not a Muslim, at a time when the Nigerian political landscape was rife with ethnic tension. Who better to appease all sections of the country than a man the north could relate to as their son, and the majorly Christian south-east could also look at as one of theirs.

PS; unfortunately, Nigeria has been on the descent since then as common sense and merit has been a thousand times over sacrificed on the altar of ethnicity/tribalism. We the youth don’t even realize how precarious a position our nation is in right now. We just keep mouthing expletives while mortgaging the future of our children as our fathers did ours!

4601CE:
This is the propaganda your brain has been programmed to believe .
Christianity has done more harm that good to your brain !
Nobody in the north views Norsemen education as haram . Only you fanatic Christians view it that way on their behalf

Broda u sayyy!?

Toks2008:
interesting.

My scariest flight was from South Africa. The Pilot was too fast that he made it to Nigeria airspace in about 5hours when it should be 6 hours+...I even remember seeing a man on the clouds. I know people no go believe me but I saw a man moving on the clouds.

Why drink n drive when u can weed n fly! Me feel u ma niggur!

HigherEd:
I have learnt long ago never to be discouraged by a denial. We humans are largely myopic, we cry over delays and denials but God sees the entire picture.

The Google brothers once attempted to sell Google to Yahoo at $1 million. But when they got to present at Yahoo they left disappointed as Yahoo mgt was not interested. Today Google has outpaced yahoo. Some even say Google has kicked Yahoo into oblivion.


When Stanford jnr died, his father wanted to honour him with a memorial building at Harvard university but he was denied. That drove him to establish the Leeland Stanford Junior University AKA Stanford University founded on entrepreneurship education.
(Disclaimer: there's a lot of controversy on this story.)

Today Stanford, though hundreds of years younger is of equal prestige as Harvard. It's alumni community is wealthier than many nations of the earth and the second highest producer of billionaires in the world. Second only to Harvard. It's not an Ivy league but has surpassed most ivy leagues - Yale, Cornell, Princeton etc.


I know people who were tormented after relationship breakups. Today, they cringe at the thought that they could have ended up with those persons.

While I refuse to say Covenant was a lesser door, studying in the UK is definitely an higher door.

People should always learn to accept denials in hope of something better. If you did your best and were denied then something better is coming!

My broda ur sagacity is noted and ur wisdom soundly applauded! Tiri gbosa for u!! Barman one alomo for this dude on me, in a hurry pls!

Lol this buffoon of a son just cut off his nose to spite his face!

Sure say Buhari go know as Waec certificate be? Oya just ask him what d color of his original certificate is and see if he’ll ans!

Are we cleaning house or just hiding dirt under the rug!? Why is Danladi Umar still on the bench and not in a dock!?

Well as my people say, “as u make ur bed so u will lie on it”. If the big man house nor fall, how goat for take count sh*t for d roof?

Oga Officer, I congratulate u & ur beautiful bride. Happy married life to both of u. We expect to see d pics of d event here. All d same Lala na reptilian connoisseur and Anambra dey forbid python stew, how u go carry do am na?

Lala na joke I dey o, no come carry ban me o!

And you think this is how Forbes noticed Dangote?

BLOOD OF HABAKKUK!!!!@?!!*{\!

And you think you’ll make Heaven!?

Wetin Lagosians do SARS operatives? Abi na population control dem dey try do!?

And the idiot who is responsible for this expects to go home and enjoy peace with his wife and kids after leaving sorrow, tears & blood in his wake?

Where the heck is Child Care when you need them? This lady is not fit to be a mother! #auntywaymumu

tstx:
Konji is a respecter of No man.. If you do anyhow it will bring you down to your knees




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5yr old? This one no b konji mata, This dude is a full blown sick pervert, hohah!!

tesppidd:
I would love to see the faces of the following people right now;

1.Pa Chukwudi.
2.Mike Ozekhome.
3.Nyesom Wike.
4.Seriake Dickson.
5.Ifeanyi Okowa.
6.Emmanuel Udom.
7.Ben Ayade.

Tesppidd wetin Okowa do you?

“It’s very cheap”? How much is their post graduate program like Masters/PhD and what does it entail?

davodyguy:
In 2007, we conducted the worst election in the history of Nigeria. Yar adua admitted this. But Justice Niki Tobi was the CJN. It's impossible to sack a sitting President. This country would turn upside down. In fact let Atiku bring evidence that he saw Buhari rigging in Daura with photographs, the Supreme court Judges would tell APC/Buhari's Lawyer technical grounds to use in defeating Atiku. Nigeria is not ripe for this kind of a thing

When will we be?

izombie:
Enjoy your change[b]. An architect that supports a man without waec.[/b] Mtcheeew. You are part of nigeria's problem at the moment. I wouldn't hire you either because anyone that supports buhari obviously has issues with being competent. You wouldn't do a good job if hired and then when i question you,you might blame your ancestors for the poor job you did. Nonsense.

Chisos! What did I just read!!? Ur own vexation is on anoda level

Abeg these pipo shud juss kip kwayet! The north and its “elders” or shud I say elite are their own biggest problem. They’re killing their people because of illegal mining of precious stones/gold and wailing to garner sympathy from the uninformed down south, while deflecting attention from the real reason. So before we start another Afonja/Igbo, zombie/wailer war here in NL, ask urself is it worth it!?

Now this is someone I’d rather listen to this morning than daddyfreeze! Una don hear am, chairman say make we first save before we pay! #hustlingdoubled

Very misleading heading, designed to provoke rather than inform