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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Democracy Day Message: Nigerian Youths ARE NOT LAZY by olisaEze(m): 8:57am On May 29, 2018
ElsonMorali:
Jonathan can take a dive in the lagoon for all we care.
who's we? speak for ursef abeg
Romance › Re: Uju Obianujueo: "My Big Boobs Bring Joy And Pain" (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 8:11am On May 29, 2018
vickzie:
in Auto section, we call this FULL OPTIONS non accidented
grin "Front-end Dual Shock Absorbers"! follow come
Celebrities › Re: Please Who’s Brothers Is This by olisaEze(m): 7:47am On May 29, 2018
Anigreat:
Look like Kingtblakhoc
cheesy
Romance › Re: "My Insecure Boyfriend Sniffs My Vagina" - Lady by olisaEze(m): 8:38pm On May 25, 2018
Kolababe:
Na wa
my broda na wa oh!
Romance › Re: Young And Unmarried Girls Wearing Wedding Rings. by olisaEze(m): 8:30pm On May 25, 2018
KevinDein:
Yeah, a colleague of mine does that. Pretty lady in her mid twenties. I find it quite confusing actually because this is a lady who has repeatedly stated she needs a good man for a serious relationship that would lead to marriage but it seems the guys aren't just forth coming, and I'm like;
"helloooo, the ring on your fourth finger is most likely scaring the decent guys away"

Utterly confusing stuff undecided
me too wink
KevinDein:
Yeah, a colleague of mine does that. Pretty lady in her mid twenties. I find it quite confusing actually because this is a lady who has repeatedly stated she needs a good man for a serious relationship that would lead to marriage but it seems the guys aren't just forth coming, and I'm like;
"helloooo, the ring on your fourth finger is most likely scaring the decent guys away"

Utterly confusing stuff undecided
me too
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo, Rita Dominic, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Ini Edo Rock Pajamas (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 8:25pm On May 25, 2018
Op u nor know d diff between bathrobe and pyjamas? Na wa oh
Sports › Re: Ramadan: Ahmed Musa Frees 40 Prisoners (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 7:58am On May 23, 2018
haconjy:
Free prisoners,... OK o
I fear o! feeds or frees, abii he's now the governor?
Crime › Re: Prophet Beats Sick Man To Death During Deliverance In Delta by olisaEze(m): 9:42am On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

It's one thing to cast away madness caused by evil spirits and demons,

It's another thing to cast away madness caused by Kparaga, codeine, monkey tail, Kwale sawdust, Sapele water, tramadol or yahooplus.

With that said, the Prophet should be unconditionally released because he had only good intentions for the deceased and to think the deceased's family will now refuse to pay up the balance for the deliverance.
I know you were goin for sarcasm, but a family just lost someone out ignorance and desperation. Kindly think of that before you comment next time. Meanwhile in other news, na when your motor jam mad man you go know say e get people.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Agrees That His Girlfriend Chioma And Cee-C Look Alike by olisaEze(m): 9:32am On May 08, 2018
desmont004:
D diff is one has 45m while d other misplaced 45m cry cry cry
Gbam!! Ure d man!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Sent Away From Church In Onitsha For Wearing This Dress (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 2:10am On Apr 09, 2018
Outofsync:
a
undecided

Jesus also whipped out people from the temple

Paul also told us not to be unevenly yoked and to dress modestly, decently

it's foolishness to imagine you can change people's perception of a wrong thing after you've seemingly embraced it, The Catholic Church's acceptance of homosexuals into their midst just proves it further.




Way better that there are 10 pious folks in a church than a million filthy souls.

Iranu
Don't misrepresent d Bible. Jesus chased away d money changers n traders because dey were doing wht a lot of pastors r doing today, cheating people. Not because He was interested in female dressing .
Celebrities › Re: Teddy A Fans Are Donating 5k To Make Up The 45 Million For Him by olisaEze(m): 7:59am On Apr 04, 2018
correctguy101:
Seriously....

The youths don't even realize it's no longer about political zones. It's the common man VS the political elites.

All they come online to do is throw insults at themselves over some fat buffoon playing ludo with their futures. Shouting Afonja and ipob pigs won't do a thing to make things work but only spread more hate. And when the youths are divided and misguided, how would they have sense to come together and oust the smart old criminals?

Forgetting their own states and regions have retards who are supposed to represent them but aren't.

I just weak
"it's no longer about political zones. it's the common man vs the political elites". #word! But even the extremists (wailers & zombies) don't even realise this. in the end, we the politically unconnected r d only ones that lose.
Health › Re: UNIMAID Student Undergoes Successful Facial Surgery After Acid Attack by olisaEze(m): 9:38am On Mar 27, 2018
How do we classify the sort of animals that would do this to that face!? Anyway that's what you get when your govt would rather release terrorists into the 'gen pop', than Dasuki that the courts have ordered his release on bail for the past 2yrs. BMCs keep on with the excuses n self deceit on behalf of the FG! Lai Mohammed how market?

Celebrities › Re: Vimbai Mutinhiri: "Stop Lying To Young Girls About How Hard You’ve Worked" by olisaEze(m): 10:03am On Mar 21, 2018
ogtavia:
tell me five exceptional lessons you learnt from Linda ikeji success story..
1. You don't need 2suck up 2anyone to actualize your dreams.
2. U can attain your goals with what you have in your hands. Its not about where you're from, but where you're standing at.
3. U don't need 2dabble in e-fraud/crime/oloshoism 2become rich in Nigeria. Yes there are so many untapped legit ways on and offline!
4. Never give up even when the odds seem stacked against you.
5. Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional. U are today what your choices were yesterday.

Jara aka PS; Problems have never destroyed any great man or woman. Indeed the same adversity that causes some to breakdown, causes others to break records. You can't change the problem but you can change your person. Rather than wallow in self pity, look for a way to turn that weakness to a stepping stone. Accept the past, manage the present, and work towards the future.

That is what the success story of that exceptional lady has taught me and is teaching our young girls.

Now what 5things has Vimbai's life story taught you?
Celebrities › Re: Vimbai Mutinhiri: "Stop Lying To Young Girls About How Hard You’ve Worked" by olisaEze(m): 1:44pm On Mar 20, 2018
ogtavia:
was this meant as a direct shade on Linda Ikeji..??
Vimbai became known because of big brother nothing else. Linda ikeji on d other hand should be a full course study in business school. Eh! Our own Linda? No try am o! Vimbai don baff!?

Romance › Re: The NYSC "I Hail Thee" Lady That Married Was A Runs Gal In Abuja (pics) by olisaEze(m): 1:31pm On Mar 20, 2018
Don't understand why someone will be carrying another person's matter on his head like gala in hold-up. Irrespective of her former life, she's now someone's wife and a potential mother, kindly respect that. No 4get, ur own turn dey come for front. cool
Nairaland General › Re: Zimbabwe Youths Plant Banana Trees In Potholes To Get Roads Fixed by olisaEze(m): 1:07pm On Mar 20, 2018
O Boi, na to plant abeleboh trees on all these roads our polithiefcians claim to have tarred one million kilometres of! Nothing short of that will get their attention here in Naija. cool
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Stuns In Black Dress by olisaEze(m): 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2018
Hope she won't lie about this dress again grin

Crime › Re: 500L UNIMAID Nursing Student Kidnapped, Raped, Robbed, Acid Poured On Her (Graph by olisaEze(m): 10:08am On Mar 19, 2018
This is what u get when u release captured terrorists back into the general populace without monitoring them just to score cheap political points! No single respect for human life, haba!! angry
Health › Re: Dr Maduka C Ogwueleka: "Staphylococus Aureus Is A Scam In Nigeria" by olisaEze(m): 7:41am On Mar 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Most of these diseases are scams that's why I will not shortchange myself.

Team Skin to skin.
It better be with one partner u absolutely know n trust or staph will be the least of ur problems!

Nairaland General › Re: You Are Legally Dead And Will Remain Dead, Court Tells Man (photo) by olisaEze(m): 7:15am On Mar 18, 2018
Relocate to Nigeria, the dead get political appointments there. grin

Crime › Re: Thief Forced To Eat A Plate Of Raw Pepper After Being Caught (Video) by olisaEze(m): 10:44am On Mar 16, 2018
A lot better than setting him ablaze. Naija #usepeppernotfuel grin
Politics › Re: Fayose Deletes Tweet When Ojudu Confronts Him. - (pictures) by olisaEze(m): 11:06am On Mar 14, 2018
KushyKush:
I spent 8 tears in Ado Ekiti. So all that trash your typed is irrelevant.
You spent 8yrs there so that has given u the right to call a whole state illiterates? Meanwhile mr itk it's 'you' not 'your'. Try n get queen's premier book 1, it'll help. cheesy
Politics › Re: Fayose Deletes Tweet When Ojudu Confronts Him. - (pictures) by olisaEze(m): 10:48am On Mar 14, 2018
KushyKush:
Fayose is just a thug voted in by the illiterates in Ekiti. The only thing he does is show how stupid he really is.

I just thank God for making the people of Ekiti state suffer for what they did (voting in a clueless thug). Now the idiot is yet to pay salaries
I don't know which state ure from, but Ekiti state is the 3rd most literate state in Nigeria, and is reputed to have the highest number of professors in the country.

Nigerians should learn to rise above mere tribal sentiments. Think before u insult an entire state and it's people.
Politics › Re: 2019 Poll: Obasanjo’s Camp In Dilemma Over Choice Of Party by olisaEze(m): 8:43am On Mar 12, 2018
What's the point of claiming to redeem nigeria if ure still thinking in line with quota system? If u think it must be northern candidate than the right man for the job, then ur 3rd force is just the same pill in a new carton!
Crime › Re: A Pregnant Woman Raped By Fulani Herdsmen Dies In Presence Of Ortom (photo) by olisaEze(m): 11:55am On Mar 11, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
God bless my fulani brothers.
We are here to claim what rightfully belong to us.
We own Nigeria, there's nothing any body can do about it.
Insha Allah
u read something like this and u immediately rush to congratulate the perpetrators, just because u want to trend? the internet never forgets keep that in mind, ur kids will grow up to see the kind of attention hungry monster that fathered them.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Some Of Your Questions About Men Answered. by olisaEze(m): 3:48pm On Mar 10, 2018
shaybebaby:
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? ( don't know.... it never happened)


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? ( because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)
LWTMB

Travel › Re: The Benin-Ore Road: Before & After Photos by olisaEze(m): 10:35am On Mar 08, 2018
kabawa:
Very impressive, National projects and development should not be politicised. it's matter of continuity regardless of political party involved.
Buhari keep the train moving, you're a rare gem.
Ure right, he's a rare gem we'd prefer to store in daura than in Aso rock come 2019 grin

Phones › Re: HTC U12 Will Have Up To 256GB Of Storage, Dual Cameras, And More by olisaEze(m): 8:19am On Mar 08, 2018
How much will it cost?
Family › Re: She Willingly Got Into Bed With Me, 60 -year Old Man Tells Police by olisaEze(m): 8:19am On Mar 07, 2018
Abeg I no fit shout, NPF operates under 2diff constitutions in dis country. One for d north, and another 4d south. Who dared 2approach sanni yerima when he took a 13yr old girl as wife? One nigeria indeed!

Buh Bassey na wa 4u sha, is it d vegetables or unripe plantain they consume constantly that makes d efik/ibibio people randy like dis sef ? I need 2research d mata grin
Business › Re: Femi Otedola Dumps His Nokia Phones For IPhone by olisaEze(m): 7:27am On Mar 06, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Who did his Nokia EPP?
His employees, u get?
Education › Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by olisaEze(m): 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2018
In line with that bi-lateral technical support agreement, we're willing to exchange our president also grin

Crime › Re: Youths And SARS Clash In Umunze Anambra, People Feared Dead (Pictures) by olisaEze(m): 2:12pm On Mar 05, 2018
Wait o! Did I just read that SARS officials burnt a hotel and some neighboring businesses down? Wetin even concern 'anti robbery' and land dispute sef, why is impunity so rife in our country right now? Wch way Naija!?

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