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The girl dey jeje anywhere she is now, probably enjoying the cool breeze with a cup of lemonade or seeing a movie or spending quality time with her loved ones while you people are seriously reprimanding and looking for more ways to talk ugly.
She don wear am go church, she don come back o. Am nat justifying her tho cos I wouldn't wear that to church, but then I remember, she's not me, I am not her. Many ppl wear that(or even worse than that) on a normal day but are 'angels' when they get to church. You'll be surprised on that last day wen you see prostitutes enter the kingdom of God.

VIPERVENOM:
First i saw the pic then christ embassy came to my mind......then i saw the hashtag and i was like...........

Like...'no wondeeeerrr'...

kYjelly2:
hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so

It's okay, its okay. We get it, you are a man and she's a woman.

Horlufemi:
OP! OP!! OP!!! How many times I call you.

Scam

Okay, thanks alot

Morning Nairalanders, I got this message just this morning.
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Please, does anyone know about them? If they are for real? I don't wanna fall for a scam.
Thanks.

buchilino:
AM LITTLE CONFUSED IS SHE A PORN ARTISTE OR A GOSPEL SINGER?

She used to be a Gospel singer....

fatheritunu:
Good for her.... Today is my niece buffday(ayomide) she's 12years today. Godforbid, I will never beg for likes unlike others. May God grant u all ur heart desires dear. Bigger you I pray ijn ayomide. The whole nairalanders are also saying hi to u dear.

Is your niece here on Nairaland? If not, why are you telling us if you dont want us to like your post, cause I don't see why u should first say "God forbid u beg for likes" I don't see the crime in saying "today is my niece's birthday, pls show some love to her" not to particularly like ur post but to wish her a happy birthday. The single "God bless the birthday girl" that one person here might say may go a long way.
Anyways, happy birthday your little girl, may she grow in wisdom and grace.
Maheeda's restaurant no cercern me? I was only reading comments

Youngpo413:
what should you expect from ladies who were busy jumping from one dick to another when they were single all in the name of relationship...such ladies can never ever be satisfied with only one dick,marriage will be like a cage to them...and this woman is a typical example...once more reason a sane man should marry a pure and untouched lady.

Well, the excitement of youth and the things it brings with it, sometimes don't leave a person easily. But talking about pure and untouched, o think it shd be vice versa.

unmmm... I've read a lot of comments on this post...
I'll like to ask: Do we all have the same mind, body, and attitude? No is the answer.

Op, your dad went to the great beyond, may his soul rest well. I see no reason why your mum should not move on. She's not having an affair because she has no husband. She is dating, and there's nothing wrong with that. She wants to move on, its OK.
But for her to be having more than one person is the 'ish' here which I know is not right.
So, what should you do? Have a grown-up talk with her. Let her know you understand that she is spreading her wings and moving on, and that's okay.(I suggest u talk in a cool way cos she's your mother, you talk shabily you can receive slap). Let her know its OK with u for her to date, but only one man. (You should know how to put it nah)

I know a sure way to get rid of it. Trust me this will work perfectly.
Get her to lie down on a table or bench. Not on the bed cos you need a solid surface. Make her comfortable and try to calm her. Then get a knife-very sharp knife. You'll see a straight line on the lower part of her abdomen. Slice through... Down deeply. You'll see a clot of blood cause its still developing, then pluck it out. You can fry the blood afterwards and eat it with your babe. Sew her up with needle and thread.
The other option is just to keep it and you'll thank God you did.
Being prego is one of the things you get for going into 'jeru trap' esp without protection. That child dint beg to be conceived. Keep it. Das all.
My opinion though

If she's a Hausa woman its no wonder. It's still no wonder since she's a Muslim. Taking a second wife, even a third is very much allowed with them. The woman probably knew she wouldn't be her husband's one and only when she married him.

ahmbal:
pls re u fighting ur English lecturer ? kindly go bck nd beg em

Hahahahahehehehehahahahah... You people will not kill somebody. Lwkmd ooo. *rollingonthefloor*

I think it's better she told you she couldn't date you than for her to enter a relationship with you and then not be contented cause of your height. You'd have had a very unhappy relationship. All ladies are not the same in desires. I may like a light skinned guy, the next lady might not and these things are very important that ladies. They can be a cause for her joy or sadness with her guy.
That's just the way we are.
So, guy, just rob it on, and move on. You'll find someone that appreciates and loves every part of you.
All the best

QTEST007:
My dear sister,by the time you are 32 and still single,then, u can come back and tell us how u feel.until then, continue in your ignorance/foolishness.

Marriage is not 'sere sere', its a lifelong commitment. Hence, she has to guard her steps with all diligence. Marrying a guy you have no attraction whatsoever for will only lead to frustration and lack of contentment. Settling down with a guy only because he's Godfearing is not a good reason. He might be Godfearing but has a totally different life goal from yours. Who knows if He can make you happy? Father a child? If you'll both grow old together? The list is endless.
I'd say she should go to God who knows all these

bwaley:
Gud luck to all dat hasn't done theirs....... Waiting for positive reply.
Next stage shud b South Africa, all trip expenses paid by HSBC....... By God's grace

Abeg, are we applying as interns? I applied for almost anything that came my way when I applied and there was no specific position exhibited. Am updating my cover letter now and that part is confusing me.

I've been invited for the second round test too, I also got a message about the interview in S/A but I don't have my passport yet. Anyone with me on this? What can I do

hinwazaka:
Let us keep on fooling ourselves. God help you if the next BOKO HARAM attack in Lagos catches one of you in its wake. Then you will regret, why you ever supported a government which felt it was better to keep the truth from you, than own up to its failures and responsibilities.

I wonder you would even want to imagine a boko haram attack in Lagos, let alone any one of us here being a victim.

1trillionlikes:
then, those elders are right, you are fighting that now, you'll realize they are right in years to come. #shalom#

[quote author=Tallesty1 post=38593662]A Lady after reading this:



Lady: Oh, I love this. Thanks MizMyColi, I just wish our ladies will learn.

Then she receives a message from boo.

Boo: Are you free? Let's hang out.

Lady: Oh! I love this. Thanks boo.


So she goes out with boo, straffs him all night and everything she read wipes out automatically.


And everything still remains thesame.




BTW, the op failed to realize that marriage increases a man's or a woman's worth too. I don't care who you are or what you have achieved, if you are single then you are incomplete.


And What's with people and their recent attack on marriage btw? Is marriage the only institution that is failing?

Nothing on earth is better than a blessed marriage, it's an achievement on its own, the reason most fail is is our sin.

It is sin that will make a man to hit his woman. It is sin that will make a man see a woman as a lesser being, it's sin that will make a man to cheat on, beat or mistreat his woman in any way. Same thing goes for the woman.


Listen, if we all should repent and follow God's guidelines for marriage then believe you me that marriage will become the best thing on earth.



I know that people will misunderstand me here but I am only responsible for what I mean, not what they understand.


First thing first, a single man is a lonely man and loneliness is an awful thing; it is emptiness, incompleteness, lack of communion, lack of personal companionship. Loneliness is the lack of opportunity to share yourself with someone who understands. If you don't have that person, you are incomplete.

You quoted Bible first so let's rub mind there too, a woman was created to be a helper suitable for man, compatible with him spiritually, mentally, emotionally, and physically. She is his complement, providing what he lacks and fulfilling his potential.

How woman was created: God took a rib out of the man and from it made a woman. While he created man out of the constituents of soil, he made woman out of man. She is part of him. In fact, she has part of him, and man is incomplete until he gets that part back in the person of a wife.


You mentioned 19th century, bro does it mean that the purpose of marriage then and now are no longer the same? If yes then who changed it?



First, I am not a 'bro'.
You mentioned that a single man is a lonely man, I guess that comes with being-a-guy.
Are you saying every person that is married is complete? Since you mentioned that a man is incomplete until he gets a wife. Cos I know people that are lonely even in marriage.
The 19thC stuff; over the years, there's bin a change in the view of marriage. It's not before. Ppl are more likely enlightened

Sorry I said u live in 19th C. that's kinda harsh.

PROCTOR:
So Before then, she has been an hen abi...passing out urine and ecreta through same opening.
Some testimonies have lies written all over them.... Change of BLOOD GROUP, CHANGE OF HIV STATUS etc

About this opened genital stuff, dunno about that cos it leaves one to wonder how she had been urinating. But that of change genotypes, hiv turn negative, God does that and more. It's so possible with him

[quote author=Tallesty1 post=38593662]A Lady after reading this:



Lady: Oh, I love this. Thanks MizMyColi, I just wish our ladies will learn.

Then she receives a message from boo.

Boo: Are you free? Let's hang out.

Lady: Oh! I love this. Thanks boo.


So she goes out with boo, straffs him all night and everything she read wipes out automatically.


And everything still remains thesame.




BTW, the op failed to realize that marriage increases a man's or a woman's worth too. I don't care who you are or what you have achieved, if you are single then you are incomplete.

quote]
I so disagree with your "if you are single then you are incomplete" bro, you still live in the 19th century. Marriage does not complete you. You can be single and complete. Jesus was never married, did that cut short his destiny? NO. The Scripture says 'You are complete in Him'
Now, just so you know, I am not against marriage. It's a beautiful institution created be God for mankind. I desire to be married someday and have a lovely marriage.
People who say you are incomplete without marriage are those that weaken the 'defense' of most ladies. They feel no matter what they do or achieve or how far they've come in their career, or what have you, they are not complete until theres a husband, hence, husbandhunt starts. Many fall into wrong marriages just so they can feel that 'completeness'. To every lady out there, YOU ARE COMPLETE EVEN AS A SINGLE. WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED, YOU JOIN YOUR COMPLETENESS TO A COMPLETE GUY AND YOU'LL MAKE A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE.

GreenWhiteGreen:
Olumo rock.

Sukur cultural land.

Agbokim water falls.

Osun osogbo grové

Dr Aadevoh

Sarakí

Gurara falls

Gerra here menh

Sai Babá

Afang Soup

Ofe owerrí

Edikang íkong

Banga Soup

Egusi Soup.




GreenWhiteGreen

Gurara falls no dey there o, that I know

lampardizik:
Is buying them a phone spoiling them?

That's not just 'a phone'. It's a 24karat iPhone 6. Would you compare it to an Infinix Hot? A BIG no. I wouldn't buy it, I'd buy a smaller phone. The phone sef can attract kidnappers. #lol
Spoiling your children a bit is allowed sometimes, but they have to know that they don't always get what they want but can get what they need.

I don't see any wrong if a guy washes his babe's undies as long as it has not become like a duty(I mean washing the panties regularly) If its once in a whyl, I don't see any wrong in it. Moreover, its only a stupid guy that'll wash the underwear where the whole world can see. I also don't condone a guy doing something like that when he's not even married to the lady. What happens wen dey break up? He'll be seen as a real dopemu.
On the issue of spending, some guys can mumu ehn? So much it becomes irritating. Nor that you shouldn't spend for her if you have, but "entering gbese" cos you wanna satisfy her?? Pull-ease.

Profnedu:
Story for d gods
Op e be like say konji neva catch u b4
Wen konji go visit u. U wil knw dia is a difference btw I was der and I shall be der

If kongi visit u terribly nd na mad pesin or na small pikin dey around. U no go control ur kanji abi? As long as u will control d kanji if its ur mother or sis that's around, u shd also be able to keep it under control

Maamin:
So how does this verse explain or support the birth of christ and why it must be celebrated..and who told you the angels in heaven were rejoicing over the birth of Christ?

...the Bible told him, get one and read, It's there. I believe u saw where he quoted

I can see comments like "hipocricy", " eye service", *why the publicity"? I believe that those that fed those beggers, took pictures of it and post it on the media dint do it so you can commend them. You don't even know them. But you seeing what they are doing, can be encouraged to do the same.

Lol. O dun, o fe ke.

Thanks for the info, I was sent an invite for a test/briefing at MPG in Onipanu just this evening also. I was given a ref.no. and a mobile phone number to contact. I don't think any real company will give a mobile number as their customer care line. It's supposed to be a landline, right?