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DuchessLily:
yaayy!!!! Congrats in advance. Hope we r invited

HIGHLY INVITED!!!

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show some love nairalander's, i'm walking my woman, my everything of 2yrs down the aisle come 19.12.15...need your prayers and support..one love...

Gluthatione:
That's nice bro, when I was in d exam hall, I was thinking I will only get C in d exam but God took perfect control at d end.My brother d questions are very tough ooooo.

I was expecting TMA, but mehn na anoda tin pesin go see 4 exam hall ooooooooOO...All the same, we still thank God 4 our scores...what dept pls?

Gluthatione:
Chai! i just finished writing cit 212, oh boy the questions are very tough, even during d exam I was thinking I won't get 'A' in d course(3units) coz I don't want anything to affect my CGPA which is over 4pts. I give glory to God i got 69/120(the aggregate score is 70.25% plus 30 I scored in tma) .Lord Jesus I thank u.

Weldone!!!! I narrowly got a B scored 54/120 (31.5 exam + 28.5 tma =60)

no 7 got me laughing loud....forward what!!!

cc

lalastica

winsh hunt...blame baba bubu

fairygeh:
See this thing raving and ranting like a mad dog
Now who is senseless between me and you?
Insensitive b astard,oloshi oponu,werey

I pity ur husband or husband to be...stinking whor.e

Atk1nson:
And u feel this is right thread to crack a stale joke on ? What a generation

Epele oooooOOOOOOO baba 19nth century..rubb1sh!!!!

fairygeh:
So because you didn't kill him,you should be insensitive and share your dry joke here, why didn't you post your dry joke on another thread ehn.
Are you stup1d?

You are very sensele.ss for asking your ancestors if they are stup1d..pls get a life nd stop fustrating over my dry joke...

Fyi
Dont u ever quote me again...else...Ode!!!

Lilimax:
How insensitive you are? We are talking about a bereaved professor and you''re here copying and pasting a yeye joke : May he rest in peace.

Never ever in ur miserable life dare quote me again....as if i killed him.

Meanwhile RIP PROF...sun re ooOOOO

First year UNIBEN medical students were
attending
their 1st
Anatomy Class. They all gathered around
the table
and there
was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class
by telling
them two
important qualities of a DOCTOR. He
said, "The 1st
is that
never be DISGUSTED about anything in
the body."
For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the
dead
body's ANUS &
put the finger in his own mouth &
TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he
did. The
students
hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually
everyone
inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS
& tasted
it. When
everyone finished tasting their fingers,
they were
all
Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them &
said: "The
most
important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I
inserted
my MIDDLE
finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now
learn to pay
attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!

First year UNIBEN medical students were
attending
their 1st
Anatomy Class. They all gathered around
the table
and there
was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class
by telling
them two
important qualities of a DOCTOR. He
said, "The 1st
is that
never be DISGUSTED about anything in
the body."
For
example, he inserted his FINGER in the
dead
body's ANUS &
put the finger in his own mouth &
TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he
did. The
students
hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually
everyone
inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS
& tasted
it. When
everyone finished tasting their fingers,
they were
all
Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them &
said: "The
most
important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I
inserted
my MIDDLE
finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now
learn to pay
attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!In other story

Im in also
Ajayifemmy@gmail.com

nairation:
I have to go to the bank to know about it..

They are not ready...

FYA SIR
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(Only Customers not on Umobile)

• Dial *389*033# from your mobile phone
• You will be presented with 3 registration options (register with account, register with UBA debit card, register with UBA prepaid card).
• Enter the number next to the preferred option, “1” for register with account, “2” for register debit card, “3” for register with prepaid card.
• The USSD Version will ask for more details such as your account number, card number etc. depending on option selected.
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• If you select option 2, you do not need to go to a UBA Business Office. If the mobile phone (SIM) is same as stated in our records against the account, Umobile will automatically enroll you and send your 4 digit PIN to your screen.
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How to use USSD Version of Umobile

• From any phone, Dial *389*033#
• If your mobile phone (SIM) is not yet enrolled, registration menus will be presented.
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• To select a menu, please enter the number next to the menu option you want. E.g. click on “reply” and enter “1” for Topup.
• To go back to the first screen, called the “Home Screen, enter”0”.
• To exit Umobile at any point, enter “9”.
• When Umobile expects an input from you, an input field is presented. E.g. to enter “Account No” during a transfer, click “reply” and enter the NUBAN account number.
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• If transaction is successful, the expected result will be displayed on the screen.
• If transaction is unsuccessful, the result displayed will be the status and reason for failure.
What is USSD?

• USSD means “Unstructured Supplementary Service Data” and it refers to protocol used by GSM Service Providers to provide information to phone users, e.g. airtime balance.

How to enroll for UBA Customers using USSD Version

(Only Customers not on Umobile)

• Dial *389*033# from your mobile phone
• You will be presented with 3 registration options (register with account, register with UBA debit card, register with UBA prepaid card).
• Enter the number next to the preferred option, “1” for register with account, “2” for register debit card, “3” for register with prepaid card.
• The USSD Version will ask for more details such as your account number, card number etc. depending on option selected.
• If you select option 1, you are expected to go to a business office to complete registration by filling an enrollment form.
• If you select option 2, you do not need to go to a UBA Business Office. If the mobile phone (SIM) is same as stated in our records against the account, Umobile will automatically enroll you and send your 4 digit PIN to your screen.
• If you select option 3, you also do not need to visit a UBA business office, the PIN is generated instantly once the mobile phone number matches that recorded against the UBA prepaid card.
• Options 1 & 2 give you access to your account(s), option 3 gives you access to your UBA prepaid card.
How to use USSD Version of Umobile

• From any phone, Dial *389*033#
• If your mobile phone (SIM) is not yet enrolled, registration menus will be presented.
• If your mobile phone (SIM) is already registered on umobile, the Umobile regular menus are presented.
• To select a menu, please enter the number next to the menu option you want. E.g. click on “reply” and enter “1” for Topup.
• To go back to the first screen, called the “Home Screen, enter”0”.
• To exit Umobile at any point, enter “9”.
• When Umobile expects an input from you, an input field is presented. E.g. to enter “Account No” during a transfer, click “reply” and enter the NUBAN account number.
• After entering all details, Umobile will request for your 4 digit PIN. Enter the PIN after clicking “reply”.
• If transaction is successful, the expected result will be displayed on the screen.
• If transaction is unsuccessful, the result displayed will be the status and reason for failure.
What is USSD?

• USSD means “Unstructured Supplementary Service Data” and it refers to protocol used by GSM Service Providers to provide information to phone users, e.g. airtime balance.

nairation:
UBA.. shey you guys can see... GTB don leave una for back

UBA you guys are not innovative at all...

I like you guys so much but you just have to help us...

Even the USSD code for recharging straight from my account you guys have not implemented

Now USSD code for inter-bank transfer has arrived and you guys will not adopt this anytime soon

You guys should please help your customers.. UBA

In other news.. You guys can visit my new forum.. you won't regret it at all... Just give a trial and invite your friends too

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UBA AS STARTED USING USSD SINCE LAST YEAR SIR...WALK INTO ANY BRANCH FOR CLARIFICATION

mth 241 (real analysis) reschedule till may 1...anybody to confirm this pls?

dre11:
He said, “To be honest with you, I don’t know what come over me but I started[b] flipping[/b] with my manhood which was already erected and, as if the devil want to punish me, the late Fatimah came into my room because we are neighbours and she is used to me.



http://leadership.ng/news/422813/man-27-arrested-for-raping-minor-to-death-in-kaduna

the mallam kini na phone...? what is he flipping for goodness sake...dem need to destroy the flex of his flipping preek then

mirexxx:
why would i lie about my age??
dem dey use age collect money for bank
some girls do it sha

Sometimes dem dey use am oooooooOOO

softapple:
all advices given by d father are all correct except 4 d numba five.

Y?
That's the best advice anyone can give u...May she should know your income but no b to pack d whole salary carry give her ...

@OP for your mind now...wetin pple like us go come talk

Have you forgotten Mr Buhari has a PENDING court case IRO HIS CERTIFICATE? this might be the prophecy...heaven nd earth will pass away...but my word....Will stand...says the Lord of host. Let's not just jump to conclusions

HELP ME SAY HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO MY #SUPERMUM OF LIFE...STIFF DISCIPLINARIAN...SHE DISCIPLINE ME SOTAY I GREE TO GO SCHOOL BY FORCE...THANK GOD FOR MY LIFE TODAY...ALL THANKS TO HER...RESPECT TO EVERY OTHER SUPERMUM ON NL

@ OP were is UBA House...are u a learner

Pls i want to drop a registered elective course for this semester, is it possible and will i be refunded? pls i need ur quick advice


Regards

Dear all,

pls how do i register elective course as i can't find any on my portal
B.sc Communication Technology
200lvl

Regards

shey na for london the election go hold? ...change the fresh air...it has turn stale

Pls how many times do one pay for jamb regularization fee in nou? Cos I paid in my 100lvl and I'm still seeing it in my 200lvl portal...kindly assist pls

JUST PASSING BY OOOOO...#TEAM>>>KPOMOPINKLIPS.....

justmag:
If your balls is not functional for another three months will you let another man sleep with your girl till you get a surgery done to fix your balls? Anwser that and you have your anwser!

badt guyz...tnx anyway