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Ribasandez:
The problem is that he kept quiet and did nothing about it. Now that they have added new courses to the curriculum, the school may ask him to do those courses. I am also a DE student. And when my name was omitted from the graduation list this year, I did the needful. I have gotten two phone calls from the head quarters already, telling me they have acknowledged the mistake.

When things like this happen, we mustn't just do nothing. We must do everything.

How were you able to contact the H/Q?

My project is pending? Kindly assist.

Impressive...more to come

A Kogi-based teacher during a class session:
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re all going to remain like this until Yahaya Bello pays my salary!....Una never see anything

Ptoocool:
Na typo bro..

Anyway congrats bro

op
so you be my brother from same village...na iyara Ijumu not ijimu

EndInPraisess:
Hello all. I need help as regards my programme in communication technology, I'm presently out of the country. please if you are in that dept or know staff, kindly send a message.

Regards

What help in particular and where is your study center? I'm waiting for my project result, communication Technology Ilorin SC

I think this should hit the front page for others to learn
@ Lalasticlala

Feel sorry for the wife though, poor woman!

OP has actually confessed his shortcomings, I feel he needs a second and last chance..

He needs to thread cautiously now, considering the fact that every one suspect there's an ongoing affair between him nd his wife's friend.

Affairs are fantasy of our imagination, he needs to clear off whatever emotion or pleasure he got from the affair i it his head/mind and channels same to his wife and family.

OP may God help and guide you.

Son looks like I go dye
Daughter looks like him

in all this...i haven't seen any of the groom's father(former IG) picture.

4kings:
Wait first, didn't you write this code yourself?
May i ask what you think the parameter FILENAME does?

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Don't call me Sir

yes pls.

a friend wrote and sent to me has a project, while trying to execute on SSMS i encountered that error msg 1801, level16

thank you

4kings:
Rename KNMIS.mdf file, cos you've used it with a previous project or put it in a different folder.

Thank you very much sir.
i appreciate, how do i go about putting it in a new folder

USE [master]
GO

/****** Object: Database [KNMIS] Script Date: 09/03/2016 06:00:23 ******/
CREATE DATABASE [KNMIS] ON PRIMARY 
( NAME = N'KNMIS', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS.mdf' , SIZE = 2048KB , MAXSIZE = UNLIMITED, FILEGROWTH = 1024KB )
LOG ON 
( NAME = N'KNMIS_log', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS_log.ldf' , SIZE = 1024KB , MAXSIZE = 2048GB , FILEGROWTH = 10%)
GO

thank you sir

Pls guru in the day house, kindly assist me look into this below code, i'm having issue executing in SSMS...

msg 1801, level 16

USE [master]
GO

/****** Object: Database [KNMIS] Script Date: 09/03/2016 06:00:23 ******/
CREATE DATABASE [KNMIS] ON PRIMARY 
( NAME = N'KNMIS', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS.mdf' , SIZE = 2048KB , MAXSIZE = UNLIMITED, FILEGROWTH = 1024KB )
LOG ON 
( NAME = N'KNMIS_log', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS_log.ldf' , SIZE = 1024KB , MAXSIZE = 2048GB , FILEGROWTH = 10%)
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET COMPATIBILITY_LEVEL = 100
GO

IF (1 = FULLTEXTSERVICEPROPERTY('IsFullTextInstalled'))
begin
EXEC [KNMIS].[dbo].[sp_fulltext_database] @action = 'enable'
end
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULL_DEFAULT OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULLS OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_PADDING OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_WARNINGS OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ARITHABORT OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CLOSE OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CREATE_STATISTICS ON 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_SHRINK OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS ON 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_CLOSE_ON_COMMIT OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_DEFAULT GLOBAL 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CONCAT_NULL_YIELDS_NULL OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET NUMERIC_ROUNDABORT OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECURSIVE_TRIGGERS OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DISABLE_BROKER 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS_ASYNC OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DATE_CORRELATION_OPTIMIZATION OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET TRUSTWORTHY OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ALLOW_SNAPSHOT_ISOLATION OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PARAMETERIZATION SIMPLE 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_COMMITTED_SNAPSHOT OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET HONOR_BROKER_PRIORITY OFF 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_WRITE 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECOVERY SIMPLE 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET MULTI_USER 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PAGE_VERIFY CHECKSUM 
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DB_CHAINING OFF 
GO

Kindly assist
USE [master]
GO

/****** Object: Database [KNMIS] Script Date: 09/03/2016 06:00:23 ******/
CREATE DATABASE [KNMIS] ON PRIMARY
( NAME = N'KNMIS', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS.mdf' , SIZE = 2048KB , MAXSIZE = UNLIMITED, FILEGROWTH = 1024KB )
LOG ON
( NAME = N'KNMIS_log', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS_log.ldf' , SIZE = 1024KB , MAXSIZE = 2048GB , FILEGROWTH = 10%)
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET COMPATIBILITY_LEVEL = 100
GO

IF (1 = FULLTEXTSERVICEPROPERTY('IsFullTextInstalled'))
begin
EXEC [KNMIS].[dbo].[sp_fulltext_database] @action = 'enable'
end
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULL_DEFAULT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULLS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_PADDING OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_WARNINGS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ARITHABORT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CLOSE OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CREATE_STATISTICS ON
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_SHRINK OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS ON
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_CLOSE_ON_COMMIT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_DEFAULT GLOBAL
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CONCAT_NULL_YIELDS_NULL OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET NUMERIC_ROUNDABORT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECURSIVE_TRIGGERS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DISABLE_BROKER
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS_ASYNC OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DATE_CORRELATION_OPTIMIZATION OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET TRUSTWORTHY OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ALLOW_SNAPSHOT_ISOLATION OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PARAMETERIZATION SIMPLE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_COMMITTED_SNAPSHOT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET HONOR_BROKER_PRIORITY OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_WRITE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECOVERY SIMPLE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET MULTI_USER
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PAGE_VERIFY CHECKSUM
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DB_CHAINING OFF
GO
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USE [master]
GO

/****** Object: Database [KNMIS] Script Date: 09/03/2016 06:00:23 ******/
CREATE DATABASE [KNMIS] ON PRIMARY
( NAME = N'KNMIS', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS.mdf' , SIZE = 2048KB , MAXSIZE = UNLIMITED, FILEGROWTH = 1024KB )
LOG ON
( NAME = N'KNMIS_log', FILENAME = N'c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.SQLEXPRESS\MSSQL\DATA\KNMIS_log.ldf' , SIZE = 1024KB , MAXSIZE = 2048GB , FILEGROWTH = 10%)
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET COMPATIBILITY_LEVEL = 100
GO

IF (1 = FULLTEXTSERVICEPROPERTY('IsFullTextInstalled'))
begin
EXEC [KNMIS].[dbo].[sp_fulltext_database] @action = 'enable'
end
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULL_DEFAULT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_NULLS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_PADDING OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ANSI_WARNINGS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ARITHABORT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CLOSE OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_CREATE_STATISTICS ON
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_SHRINK OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS ON
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_CLOSE_ON_COMMIT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CURSOR_DEFAULT GLOBAL
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET CONCAT_NULL_YIELDS_NULL OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET NUMERIC_ROUNDABORT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECURSIVE_TRIGGERS OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DISABLE_BROKER
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET AUTO_UPDATE_STATISTICS_ASYNC OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DATE_CORRELATION_OPTIMIZATION OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET TRUSTWORTHY OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET ALLOW_SNAPSHOT_ISOLATION OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PARAMETERIZATION SIMPLE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_COMMITTED_SNAPSHOT OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET HONOR_BROKER_PRIORITY OFF
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET READ_WRITE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET RECOVERY SIMPLE
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET MULTI_USER
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET PAGE_VERIFY CHECKSUM
GO

ALTER DATABASE [KNMIS] SET DB_CHAINING OFF
GO

the best thing to do is to create one's work-space if you want to totally avoid all this point raise by OP.

eye service

yeye bello

family tie...lovely kids

Cc:Lalastical

This is very unprofessional

Cost of erecting not so expensive 2 bedroom apartment for just my self n my family. Will appreciate a feedback @ ajayigold92@gmail.com

Cost of erecting not so expensive 2 bedroom apartment for just my self n my family. Will appreciate a feedback @ ajayigold92@gmail.com

that moment he was showering me with prayers... ....happy fathers day DAD!

Wehdone sir

Gaily04:
@lawvlyPearl, wataguan? Why have you gone on exile? miss you loads.
Happy Birthday to your princess. plenty kisses from us.

@olulove, Happy Birthday to your princess. Warm regards to madam.

Many thanks mam...celebration was low This year...She's still scared of standing by her self...celebration will be elaborate when she turn 2 by next yr...God's grace.

Me and my mama

Very gallant...knew him personally...Was shocked at the news Of is death...RIP officer

Na blessing marriage...cause that is wife is aunty tete...using pan cake to cover up....All the same...hml

Modified

Seems That her chief bride maid is 3 month pregnant...abi Na my eye

Very insightful....

Hello house...Thanks for your usual cooperation ...pls I'm in 400lvl comm. TECH...Am I suppose to register for project In first semester?

Thanks in anticipation of your response.

Anthonyo15:
Information reaching me now that courses and exams registration button may be closing down (before next 2weeks) ...so only TMA (tutor marked assignment) and previous exams Results button would still be functional pls share to friends

pls sir.kindly assist me, i forgot to register one of my core course.. can i register it after submitting course and exam registration?
pls i need urgent advice. many thanks

I will soon join this list...If God tarry...