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am a lover,
not a fighter,
a thriller,
not a killer,

blood, smite. sword, suck. prey. . . . . . . . . .
damn
what happened to words like. . . . . . .
love, breasts, yansh, kiss, smooch, long tin

just send d sole surviving female to me
i will treat her right

princesa:
am I feeling on top of the world or what

u on top,
me on d floor,
as long as there is no flop,
but need we trim ur crops?




u da best baby
so, u wanna b my lady?
me hobby is kissing,
but don't want u b biting,
cos my lips are so tender,
me think i get case for them made of leather,
i aint no D;banj,
but i love to go bang, bang , bang
u ready for me,
i aint no easy meat.

hmmmm, sum good shit here,

but, damn, scary
very scary.

and
too serious, too bloody, ,

_{walks off, looking nervously at his back}

princesa:
i hope am one of the ladies
Mr Dbanj

who else wan dey there if no b u?
u know, u b d only kokolet
that i hope in ur heart there is a sign sayin to let
cos,
girlfriend, if u ain't there,
i ain't here
my one and only princess,
that is so very priceless

_{well, couldn't resist the temptation to get down, thsi is for d ladies,
ok, well,i know, as always}


ok lady
come here baby,
wanna go down on u,
and take all of u in full,
touching u so gently
u pull me in so closely,
i put my mouth on the tip of d hill,
i hear u moan so real,
damn, sweet music to me ears,
cos tonite am ur teddy bear.
i put in it u so slow,
so as not to rush the flow,
and when i hit it in hard,
u smile cos u know am real bad,
i make u scream papaaa,
and u told then me, u da best dadaaa,
now we back to where we started,
hey, don't tell me u just farted.
well, i know the feeling,
its all cos of my sexual healing,
baby, am ur love doctor ,
and i aint no impostor,
with me beside u,
its all fun to with so much thrill.




_{crab walks back into the crowd, d ladies grabs him here and there}

i spit fire,
i tempt u, me to hire,

like a matador,
i break all them doors,

my lines are so tight,
the pretenders take to flight,

i come to shine the light,

and take u onboard a journey of boutiful delight.
i know u want me baby,
coming close to me acting like my lady,

ur figure sure got me all crazy,
making me feel like dick tracy,

but lets take it slow,

come closer, bend down, and give me d blow. . . . . .

oh yeah baby, am ccccoming,
u got me all sssscreaming,

u want more of me,
then come roll with me,

u wanna know where?
well, its an island with no sphere,

so let's go thereeeeeeeee,
i promise to make u feel so well

here are mine


http:// olulu2lovedudulewa4life. .com/
and
http:// olulu-noholdsbarred. blogpsot.com/

_{look at epi,
wonders where she has been at dis while,
hmmm, nice and tight,}
hey i meant d poem o.

_{walks up to her, was highly tempted to hug her, but walks on by,
could feel her eyes bore holes in his back}



life is what u think it to be,
which makes it possible to be what u wanna be,
u could decide to sting people like a bee,
or make your words like a military decree,
or go out in the world to deceive,
or better still, cast your works in life's concrete,
or even, live and die a "V",
meaning u aint gonna conceive.
What ever u want life to be ,
just with others live in peace.


_{walks back to sit beside his princess, huggin and kissing at all once
u know baby, u make my body cold and my blood hot at d same time.}

_{Looks at epi, and bluespice,
wipes a tear drop from my eyes,
they look so much like d girl that smashed his heart.
searches the crowd for his new found princess,
sees her,
smiles,
and steps on to d stage.}



I am crazily,
Madly,
Truly,
Surely,
Really,
Foolishly,
Honestly,
Sincerely,
Faithfully,
Stupidly,
Deeply,
Fortunately and unfortunately,
Willing and unwilling,
Wildly and gently,
Knowingly and unknowingly,
Absolutely,
Seriously,
Tenderly,
Totally,
Entirely,
Wholeheartedly,
Wonderfully,
Fearfully,
Possibly,
Undeniably,
Unforgettably,
Reliably,
And eternally,
In love with you.




_{leaps into d crowd,
lands on me butt,
cos no body tried to catch me.}

can i get more detailed info on how the adsense account would operate? i have registered for it.
and i have an account with xomba.com too and helium.
i have 2 blogs also.
then d pay pal account how do i go about it?
details please
my email olulu4ever@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks man, appreciate it

_{just back from the female side of the loo,
wipe the lipsticks marks from my face,
head for the stage,
caught side of princesa rear view,}

hey man, the stage can wait,

_{walks towards d fascinating behind}

_{hmmm, ok, is it friday yet?
hic, hic, well am high,
tyme to say sumtin,}
slowly staggers to d stage,
pushes everybody out of d way,
clings to the mic like a woman,
looks around
and points at,


I woke up on the morning of a friday,
Feeling very randy.
The day seems sunny,
And made me feel funny.
I felt like some action,
And I wanted no rejection.
I though of a certain dame
Who thinks love is a game.
I was now very Hot,
So I went to see the honey.
She didn’t go to school,
She was seated by the pool.
“Baby was looking good, real cool.”
Her skin was so lush,
It made me want to rush.
But I took my time,
Cos our thoughts didn’t rhyme.
She told me she was cold,
So I tried to hold.
She pushed me away,
Told me to get away.
I told her,
“Baby, take it easy”,
Just wanted you to be cosy.
Cos baby you are fine,
And with you I want to wine and dine.
U know,
Dinner by candlelight,
Romance by moonlight
I am not putting you on line,
I really want to make you mine.
So stop being coy,
Don’t even try to treat me like a toy,
Am a big boy
And the only thing I would give you is joy.
Just give me a chance,
And surely I will make u do the love dance.



staggers off, head bowed,
and farts aloudly as he reaches the lady he was pointing at,

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24.04.08
GIDEON O SMITH, hi
ADAUGO C OBI, hello
GIDEON O SMITH, do u know if there is a beauty contest in standard bank, and u are not declared the winner, there will b riot.
ADAUGO C OBI, r u serious?
GIDEON O SMITH, def, i don't joke on mondays
ADAUGO C OBI, ok\
ADAUGO C OBI, so this is a big joke
GIDEON O SMITH, nay
GIDEON O SMITH, for real
ADAUGO C OBI, cos guess wat?
GIDEON O SMITH, yep?
ADAUGO C OBI, its thursday
GIDEON O SMITH, lol
GIDEON O SMITH, well, its not a joke , maybe d riot part sha
GIDEON O SMITH, but i will protest
ADAUGO C OBI, good for u
ADAUGO C OBI, and u will be shown the door on the ground floor
ADAUGO C OBI, wen u do dat
GIDEON O SMITH, hmm
GIDEON O SMITH, i will analysis d risk and manage it
GIDEON O SMITH,
ADAUGO C OBI, ok o
GIDEON O SMITH, but seriously, u are d most beautiful lady in sbi,and beautiful people like u are rare and far between here. when i saw u , i thot i was in standard chartered bank
ADAUGO C OBI, hmmmmmmmm
ADAUGO C OBI, the funny thin is that i dont even knw who i am chattin with
ADAUGO C OBI, so if my head blows from this psyche i cant hold anyone
GIDEON O SMITH, lol
GIDEON O SMITH, dn't worry, its nt psyche, they are facts which i know u are aware of, cos u probably have like 1001 toasters and admirers per day dat say all dis and more,
ADAUGO C OBI, tell me about it
GIDEON O SMITH, i kind of noticed ur smile, frm where am seated, and u've a lovely smile, can i have just 1 more
ADAUGO C OBI, and where r u sittin
ADAUGO C OBI, ?
GIDEON O SMITH, thanks for d smile
ADAUGO C OBI, k\
GIDEON O SMITH, hope i ain't disturbing u
GIDEON O SMITH, just say d word, and i will flee
ADAUGO C OBI, no
ADAUGO C OBI, just wish i knew who i was talkin to though
GIDEON O SMITH, i ain't a mystery man, its easy to know who i am
ADAUGO C OBI, ok
ADAUGO C OBI, so?
GIDEON O SMITH, so, what? who am i? ??
ADAUGO C OBI, yes
GIDEON O SMITH, good question, here is the answer
ADAUGO C OBI, /
ADAUGO C OBI, ?
GIDEON O SMITH, an african man, of average height, slim, dark in complexion, and works in the same office with the most beautiful lady in standard bank
GIDEON O SMITH, now u know me
ADAUGO C OBI, noooooooooooooooooooooooo
GIDEON O SMITH, whats dat?
GIDEON O SMITH, anyway, tell me, what does ur name mean?
ADAUGO C OBI, God's own
GIDEON O SMITH, hmmm
GIDEON O SMITH, no wonder
GIDEON O SMITH, u are definitely a customised product of God, built to specification, with a perfectly sculptured face and heaven's factory fitted body structure
ADAUGO C OBI,
ADAUGO C OBI, hey
ADAUGO C OBI, plsssssssssssssssss
GIDEON O SMITH, not forgetting, ur lovely smile
ADAUGO C OBI, i beg u
GIDEON O SMITH, beg me? for wetin?
ADAUGO C OBI, itsssssssssssssss ok
GIDEON O SMITH, ok, nice chattin with u, take care
ADAUGO C OBI,
GIDEON O SMITH, so tell me, what are u?
GIDEON O SMITH, dats on d inside
GIDEON O SMITH, what are u like? i mean
ADAUGO C OBI, dunno
ADAUGO C OBI, wat do i look like?
GIDEON O SMITH, well my teacher always told me not to judge a book by its cover,
GIDEON O SMITH, and when i look at myself in d mirror, i know my teacher was right
ADAUGO C OBI, ok
GIDEON O SMITH, so what are u like?
ADAUGO C OBI, i am like me
ADAUGO C OBI, i really cant answer that
ADAUGO C OBI, cos i dont knw wat i am like
GIDEON O SMITH, hmm
GIDEON O SMITH, dats hard to believe
GIDEON O SMITH, cos nobody can know u like u
GIDEON O SMITH, u know, attitude and behaviour wise



25.04.08
GIDEON O SMITH, gd morning MBG CRM
GIDEON O SMITH, mbg= most beautiful girl
ADAUGO C OBI, Goodmornin
GIDEON O SMITH, hw ws ur nite?
ADAUGO C OBI, ok
ADAUGO C OBI, and urs
ADAUGO C OBI, ?
GIDEON O SMITH, ws cold, and d nite ws too short
ADAUGO C OBI, ok
GIDEON O SMITH, u looking smashing dis morning
ADAUGO C OBI, thanks
GIDEON O SMITH, u shd consider modelling as a part time job
ADAUGO C OBI, yea rite!
GIDEON O SMITH, 4real, u shd
ADAUGO C OBI, i hear u
GIDEON O SMITH, on fridays i always say nothin but d truth so help me God
GIDEON O SMITH, and u can take dat to d bank
ADAUGO C OBI, ok
ADAUGO C OBI, thot it only on mondays
GIDEON O SMITH, lol
GIDEON O SMITH, well change has to change
GIDEON O SMITH, i make my laws ,and then i break and make dem again, as d circumstances changes
GIDEON O SMITH, am still waiting to c ur 20 carat gold smile
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank gd nite mbg crm
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank have a lovely weekend
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank u too
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank dn't do what i wouldn't do o
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank did i see u 2day?
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank probably
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank yes or no plsssssssssssssssssssssss
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank yes
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank where?
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank i guess u were coming frm d ladies
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank ok
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank thot as much
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank i wasnt so sure
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank u were told or u guessed?
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank i guessed
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank i saw u write ur name once in the attendance book
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank hmm
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank dat day i almost asked for ur autograph
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank if u looked dis lovely in corporate wear, wonder what u will look like in jeans
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank traffic stopper, am sure
GIDEON O SMITH/firstbank nite nite
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank goodnite
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank tk care
ADAUGO O OBI/firstbank nice weekend

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16.03.08


AKINTUNDE AJAYI, padi me, how u dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, long time were ve u been?
ADEWALE O SMITH, i dey jo, been busy
ADEWALE O SMITH, u nko? how ur side?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i just dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ol boy gist dey oooo
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, whatta gwan?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hit me man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well e get dis chick wey i just meet men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, na ur way na
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, idiot
ADEWALE O SMITH, u don poke am?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well sha i neva do am
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me
ADEWALE O SMITH, good 4u
ADEWALE O SMITH, u d man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, if i can assure her dat am down for her
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, omo leave matter, are u down or not
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to have her?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i already have her, just want to add competition and variety
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I’m creating a distraction in u for her
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, lets see if she goes down for u too
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, cos she is too down for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, and u know, we might even make a novel from this man
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm,
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, bring it on
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I will bring u into my chat with her,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, u know, introduce u, and cut out
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, d rest is up 2 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, no yawa, I dey game
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ok stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH, k
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, guy, u on live
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I want u to meet a very good friend of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, who?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hello
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ade meet ife
ADEWALE O SMITH, hi omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u?
ADEWALE O SMITH, am good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u are in akure, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yes
ADEWALE O SMITH, u have a very lovely name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, every1 tells me dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, very funny
ADEWALE O SMITH, i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH, though, u do sound like a sweet babe too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, I’m actually a sweet babe
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, good
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, tunde spoke well about u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, really? What did he say
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, everything good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u can ask him, he still online with us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, tunde is dat true?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, yep, and it is,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, only good tins my dear, only good tins
ADEWALE O SMITH, so omoge, u single? ready to mingle?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, depends on who i'm mingling with
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, i can assure u girlfriend, , i will make it worth ur while
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, will dat be all?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i really need to get back to work
ADEWALE O SMITH, u very busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, no
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone dis morning too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, so sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i can give u my dad's no though?
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, haba, give a guy a break
ADEWALE O SMITH, i just wanna b Ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, serious
ADEWALE O SMITH, so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i'm in akure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u r in lag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lets meet at gbongan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ?
ADEWALE O SMITH, where is dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, btw Ife n Ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours
ADEWALE O SMITH, y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to debit ur acct?
ADEWALE O SMITH, come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should fly to lag?
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh, ok
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy?
ADEWALE O SMITH, nah
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dey want to reap where dey did not sow?
ADEWALE O SMITH, not like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y cant u come over if u really want to see me?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u could just pocket me money and not show
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should put my life, and my money on d line
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u not giving anything to meet me half way?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dats d risk u v to take
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, true talk,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my risk is traveling and dats my life
ADEWALE O SMITH, k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my mum doing dat already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, don’t worry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i like u
ADEWALE O SMITH, infact am tripping for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, sorry i can’t say d same 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, u got d kinda of fire i need
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyways, it’s been nice knowing u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, it was nice talking to u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, nice day
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i will chat u 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH, take care darling
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, but take care too
ADEWALE O SMITH, ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, I will leave u and tunde to continue you chat, ciao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, k, bye
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, later man, we go yarn later
ADEWALE O SMITH, k

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16.03.08


AKINTUNDE AJAYI, padi me, how u dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, long time were ve u been?
ADEWALE O SMITH, i dey jo, been busy
ADEWALE O SMITH, u nko? how ur side?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i just dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ol boy gist dey oooo
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, whatta gwan?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hit me man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well e get dis chick wey i just meet men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, na ur way na
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, idiot
ADEWALE O SMITH, u don poke am?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well sha i neva do am
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me
ADEWALE O SMITH, good 4u
ADEWALE O SMITH, u d man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, if i can assure her dat am down for her
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, omo leave matter, are u down or not
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to have her?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i already have her, just want to add competition and variety
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I’m creating a distraction in u for her
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, lets see if she goes down for u too
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, cos she is too down for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, and u know, we might even make a novel from this man
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm,
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, bring it on
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I will bring u into my chat with her,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, u know, introduce u, and cut out
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, d rest is up 2 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, no yawa, I dey game
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ok stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH, k
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, guy, u on live
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I want u to meet a very good friend of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, who?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hello
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ade meet ife
ADEWALE O SMITH, hi omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u?
ADEWALE O SMITH, am good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u are in akure, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yes
ADEWALE O SMITH, u have a very lovely name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, every1 tells me dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, very funny
ADEWALE O SMITH, i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH, though, u do sound like a sweet babe too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, I’m actually a sweet babe
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, good
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, tunde spoke well about u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, really? What did he say
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, everything good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u can ask him, he still online with us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, tunde is dat true?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, yep, and it is,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, only good tins my dear, only good tins
ADEWALE O SMITH, so omoge, u single? ready to mingle?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, depends on who i'm mingling with
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, i can assure u girlfriend, , i will make it worth ur while
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, will dat be all?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i really need to get back to work
ADEWALE O SMITH, u very busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, no
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone dis morning too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, so sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i can give u my dad's no though?
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, haba, give a guy a break
ADEWALE O SMITH, i just wanna b Ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, serious
ADEWALE O SMITH, so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i'm in akure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u r in lag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lets meet at gbongan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ?
ADEWALE O SMITH, where is dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, btw Ife n Ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours
ADEWALE O SMITH, y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to debit ur acct?
ADEWALE O SMITH, come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should fly to lag?
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh, ok
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy?
ADEWALE O SMITH, nah
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dey want to reap where dey did not sow?
ADEWALE O SMITH, not like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y cant u come over if u really want to see me?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u could just pocket me money and not show
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should put my life, and my money on d line
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u not giving anything to meet me half way?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dats d risk u v to take
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, true talk,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my risk is traveling and dats my life
ADEWALE O SMITH, k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my mum doing dat already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, don’t worry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i like u
ADEWALE O SMITH, infact am tripping for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, sorry i can’t say d same 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, u got d kinda of fire i need
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyways, it’s been nice knowing u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, it was nice talking to u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, nice day
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i will chat u 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH, take care darling
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, but take care too
ADEWALE O SMITH, ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, I will leave u and tunde to continue you chat, ciao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, k, bye
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, later man, we go yarn later
ADEWALE O SMITH, k

hmmm, sittin down on a stool,
butt naked on me balcony,
drink in me hand
listening to d flows,
feelin d vibes,
what am gonna d?
flow?
nah, am just gonna watch4now

olulu4ever@yahoo.co.uk

08038315055


am in

@all
hey, u know, i just read thru dis column,
and am flabber-whelmed and over-gasted

ok, dis is to all d ladies in d house,
d guys? well, dem go understand na.

ladies dis is for you.


Nice idea me lady cayonu always launch like a real cannon,

though no one got me trippin except me lady princesa,
dats y i promise, 2geda, we would dance d salsa,
and afterwards do d makosa,
u know, all naked, on d beach of mombassa.


i like a woman unafraid to keep it real,
just like me lady Tgirl4real.
afterall, kini big deal,
when on all matters she has got d seal.

i would love to take a dip in stillwater,
hope she waits for me at d corner,

y u still watching, me lady, toyosi20,
come on over lets get things freaky,

hey, not allowed, anyone under d age 21,
so take note me lady SeanT21.

love me lady jummy79
makes me wanna do d 69.

what d heck is Naja Haje?
abeg, no offense meant, me other name is doja kaje

i love me woman funny and not phony,
so take note, Da Phoenix.

hungry? well, get me bluespice,
lets just hope she aint all white lies.

any of u single? well 2geda, lets go take a vow.
hey, i want no fat cow,
cos would be hard to go down.
but to all me ladies, i take a bow.

princesa:
hi Olulu,
am a big fan of urs
but you probably dnt know me
happy newyear though

my head dey swell o.
how u doing?
tanks 4d compliments, much appreciated, though i neva publish any of me works yet,
so i wonder how i don take get fan so soon.
i for no mind split unit instead of fan

anyways, stay tuned, got more coming.



guys, its a sunday
different from any other week day.
got a message from a lovely lady
made me heart feel so dandy
am ur fan , told me, a real princess,
men, those words are priceless,
u want to know if i have started yet?
nah, i haven't even flung me net.


been out of nairaland 4 too long,
makes me wanna sing a new song,
maybe dedicate it to princesa,
u know, get her to do d salsa.
hey men, wake up, she is royalty
while am just a common man, with no identity.
well, no yawa, i go make am,
and i will stop dis every day akara and akamu.
for now i take a bow,
may God help fulfill me vow.

saw d title,
though i aint no idol,
didn't read thru d other item,
but i know i could make mine d well known anthem.
i keep it short,
u feel it d more.
till i come again,
make sure from me words u gain