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Literature › Re: Poem-never Have I Fallen by olulu(m): 11:17am On Mar 04, 2009

@poster
hmmmm, 9ice

Jokes Etc › Be A Friend by olulu(op): 11:15am On Mar 04, 2009

i always prefer male friends to female , cos they don't gossip , she said,
well, we are just friends,. . . she added,
now my best friend is all broken hearted,
and am getting drunk on his behalf, undecided

she says, they are just my friends,
saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort
told my friend,
well, u know, she is very friendly, he said.

she says, they are just my friends,
heard she went visitng the player in da hood,
she went in the morning,
came out at nite,
my friend asked her about it,
she were just watching movies ,
all day huh

she says, they are just my friend
saw her in d nite club,
dancing freely and wildly,
but d guy was not my friend,
3am, she got into his car
well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time,
right? tongue

she says, they are just my friends
now she is pregnant and doesn't know who,
is the baby my friends's? huh

nope,

they had neva had sex
said she is was a virgin,
pregnant virgin, shocked

thats a miracle,
reminds of somebody in d bible, huh

well, what can i say?
too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",
that y am drunk,
i was not her " friend".

grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 8:42am On Mar 04, 2009

skillz4eva:
@ meexteriox
dude all ur rhymes are wack
luks lyk u jst took a crack
or maybe u've had 2 much 2 drink?
I'll recommend u see a shrink
I tink i'ts calld amnesia
wat u've got dat's makin u crazier
u can't even rhyme well
we xperiencd poets can tell
wat's 'u pant' 'U PANT'?
U make me wanna rant
dude place ur rhymes to fit
& then maybe p'raps in a million yrs u'll be a hit
meexteriox??
get ur act 2geda
n then maybe we mite take u serious.
P.S we are into cool rhymes now pal,so please dn't make me do dis,else i'll thrash u so hard ur descendants will be feelin d pain ages 4rm now.(that was a joke man,but nevertheless heed my warning)
@ maedan
Tnxs a lot.
Gud 2 b back.i know u missd u X-Nemesis huh!!! peace out.

meexteriox:
@ Skilz4
See who's talking about wack rhymes
Stop tripping or you will step on land mines
Who cares wat u think about my lines
Wat u write is so dense, it taste like brines

Experienced poet? Pls gimme a break
U must be feeling like a real drake
Surely, crack remains ur solitude
Read ur lines, i see it in ur attitude.

Don't make u do wat, loser?
By now, i thot u wud be wiser
Bring it on, i can take all ur trash
By the tyme i'm thru, u wud look like a mash.

P.S we are into cool rhymes now pal,so please dn't make me do dis,else i'll thrash u so hard ur descendants will be feelin d pain ages 4rm now.(that was a joke man,but nevertheless heed my warning)

_{i love dis show,. . . . . . .i love it, . . . . i love it. . . . .i love it .}

Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by olulu(m): 4:07pm On Mar 03, 2009

princesa:
i know you have no trace of bloodiness in you
and i like that way too
we cant be both bloody
or our children will be in trouble

_{they are already in trouble,
cos
u might eat dem up when u blood thirsty}

shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: ANTM CONTESTANTS by olulu(m): 4:03pm On Mar 03, 2009

crazykid:
_Farts

^{joins d fart team,}
belches and farts

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 2:20pm On Mar 03, 2009

_{another oldieof mine , hope u like it}

MY KIND OF LADY

I need a lady that will match my actions
With the necessary reaction
To ignite my passion
Without any limitation
Or hesitations
But with plenty of imagination
Taking me to another dimension
And giving me her total cooperation
With enough vibrations
And gyrations
When am giving her the injections
Through my insertions
So as to grant me that satisfaction
That is devoid of lamentations
But that will get me into celebration
With plenty of jubilation
I need a lady with the emotion of affection
And not of infatuation
But with the emotion
That will give me the inspiration
For all occasions
A lady with conversation
To fuel my determination
A lady with the right fusion of perfection
To give me the perfect relaxation from emotional frustrations
A lady with no complication
But with the mental composition
That gets my appreciation
And gives me sweet sensation
In short,
A lady with the right motivation
Wicked intention
And solid reputation
For an all night action

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 9:18am On Mar 03, 2009

_{well, done dis b4, but on the joke forum
now, am bringin it home,}

PLAY SAFE
I saw a girl in ekpoma,
Seated in a dark corner,
Chewing a nut called kola,
And sipping a bottle of coca cola.
As a true player,
An highly skilled woman hunter,
And a very successful toaster.
I stepped up to the sister,
In order to make her my lover.
Naturally am not a liar,
But I be sweet talker,
So I told the sister
My name na Michael Power
And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother.
Sharp, sharp she draws me closer,
Telling me her name na Tina,
But that I can also call her Edna,
That she needs a black brother
That has the power
To make her feel better.
Since the weather was getting colder
So I took her to my quarters
So we could get a little bit warmer
I used my finger to check the sister’s under
But I discover
That my ten fingers
Enter the sister for under
Anyway I brought out my hammer
And ram enter the sister for under
I first started to go tender
Then I went faster
Na so she say brother you can do better
I then started to hammer harder
Na so she shout brother you are greater
And as I go deeper
Na so she scream brother
You are the real lover
That has the power
To take me to the ninth wonder.
Anyway, nine months later,
I was a father,
Cos I didn’t use the rubber.

grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 8:30am On Mar 03, 2009

now d fight has gone cold,
everybody is seekin for someone to hold,
throwing rhymes and acting all bold,
una no know say una don old huh

u all tryin to rhyme into a lady's heart,
don't u know thats d oldest trick on earth.
well, it always works,
if ur lines don't suck.
ladies trip over what they hear,
so pull out close and whisper sweet nonsense into their ears grin

just say d rite words,
and u just might become her heart's lord.

me nko? don't i seek to love,
wel, i ve been burnt by love,
now i hate to love,
but God is love,
and i believe in God,
and not in dogs,
so i just might love again,
if i could just see d gain,
get over d pain,
and make sure d hate feeling is slain.
grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 5:05pm On Mar 02, 2009

skillz4eva:
@ Maedan
I feel u much.Bin offline 4 a stretch,had 2 get nu glasses.Bt i tink d tide has turnd
4rm dissin rhymes 2 gud ole luv vibes.
Wouldn't wanna rock d boat y'know?
I'l turn 2 luv rhymes,i've gotta romantic side y'know?N y'all ar gonna luv ma flows.So Oreshade,watch ur back pal! Maedan u're a gud lyricist but 4 a change,do sum coooool luv flows.
@ Oreshade
dude u're real gud.i xpecially lyk d way u fuse in da African Flava.Big ups!!! Stop tryin 2 charm da ladies i know ur game
watchout 4 ma flows lol n lemme know wat u tink.
@ olulu
dude, u're good.bt i tink u tend 2 crack unda worthy opposition n resort 2 derogatory vibes.
Bt 4 d change,i'd have tot u sum lessons in temper tantrums.watch dat attitude dude.@ princesca
lol m more dan a gud comp, maedan can testify.
@ Mr Crackles
dude u came ön in a whiff of smoke n dissapeard wit da breeze.pity i tot u had sumtin 2 offer
@ meexteriox
homid dat babe's way 2 hot for your phoney tricks.go ply ur trade sum oda place

hmmmmm, . . . . . .wateva !!! grin

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2009

epi:
Olulu:

Awesome poem dude I love it a lot. You are so right about love; however I have a warrant out for Cupid, seriously

1 love

hope u get to arrest him, or she or it,
before it arrests u
grin

thanks dear for loving da poem, stay tuned

dangermous:
how can someone so ugly come out with things of some beauty

jealous jealous tongue

meexteriox:
Olulu, u dey burst my head
Any other tin, i fit dread
Ur lines dey make me wan kolo
U know, like person wey don jogodo
Especially d ryhming part
Bone oooh, d tin dey pierce me like dart

Right now i'm bursting at d seam
Just like you, it comes like a dream
I could rhyme till eternity
Even lines that could beat elasticity

On Nairaland, some rhymers make me tick
I mean, rhymes that makes me stick
to this particular thread
i love it like butter and bread

Hope i could mention names
Believe me, some include dames
Maedan, princesa top my list
Really, this ladies i would never de-list

Olulu, your ease at dishing it out confounds me
It makes me wanna act like a ''wanna be''
Truly, poetry to me is a way of life
When i'm on it, i see no strife.

cheers
really no jeers

flows, but, . . . . . . . . u know
not just quite. . . . . .
grin

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 12:43pm On Feb 26, 2009

Love is an emotional feeling,
that makes u feel like u are flying,
it goes way more than just a physical attarction,
its more of a fusion of emotions,
devoid of lamentation,
and condemnation.
Though it invovles plenty of expectations,
and anticipation,
making u want to see the person everyday,
and at every opprotunity to have your say.
It takes over ur mind,
puts ur heart in a bind,
consumes ur time,
and makes u gladly spend ur dime.

Love is most times a gain,
but sum times we c more of d pain,
whether gain or pain,
u can always love again,
just make sure u enjoy it,
neva u endure it.
kiss

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 11:41am On Feb 26, 2009

_{Hey, where is everybody?

climbs d stage,
no crowd,
just me,
d stage,
and d mic,}

nowadays i seems more of a fighter,
even though i would rather b a lover,
i try to always win,
forgettin i can't always win
i throw punches more than kissing,
and people now know me more for dissing
but its not like am dat bad,
. . . . well, ok, i admit, am bad,
but well, just wanted to have tins my way,
u know, say my say,
b da best,
stand out from da rest,
but made more enemies than friends,
now they must think am a fiend.
now, i guess i can't always b good,
and i should try to maintain my cool,
u know,
turn d other cheek ,
and try peace to seek.
well, would try to be better now,
no more playing an angry cow,
after all,
we all win to lose,
and lose to win.
Can't win always,
and can't lose always .

_{drops d mic, walks away,
goes to d bar,
no bar man, no customer, no drink,
no nothing . . . . . . . .
lays on d counter, and tries to sleep}

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 11:17am On Feb 26, 2009

_{Hey, where is everybody?

climbs d stage,
no crowd,
just me,
d stage,
and d mic,}

nowadays i seems more of a fighter,
even though i would rather b a lover,
i try to always win,
forgettin i can't always win
i throw punches more than kissing,
and people now know me more for dissing
but its not like am dat bad,
. . . . well, ok, i admit, am bad,
but well, just wanted to have tins my way,
u know, say my say,
b da best,
stand out from da rest,
but made more enemies than friends,
now they must think am a fiend.
now, i guess i can't always b good,
and i should try to maintain my cool,
u know,
turn d other cheek ,
and try peace to seek.
well, would try to be better now,
no more playing an angry cow,
after all,
we all win to lose,
and lose to win.

_{drops d mic, walks away,
goes to d bar,
no bar man, no customer, no drink,
no nothing . . . . . . . .
lays on d counter, and tries to sleep}

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 11:00am On Feb 26, 2009

princesa:
we are all big loving rhyme friends here na
what is this about
ore thanks for the poem i love it
Olu we go way back so dont take it further
just let everything go as it has, please brothers

no fighting,
no dissing,
was just having fun,
too bad d guy got burnt.
grin

oreshade:
@ olulu
Love isn't about diss
Its about care and
Affections not who diss
The most bod

I didn't ask to be dissed
Just who can styliishly get her hand
While having fun with rhymes
That all my brother of rhymes

@ princesa
quite nice you like it
Well by dusk today I will
Come up with a sonnet
With an 'a' rhyme scheme
For you, if olulu can beat that

On its way

watever men,
just messin with ur head
cool

Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by olulu(m): 9:27am On Feb 26, 2009

so much guts and blood,
shocked

makes me draw my sword,
but i can slay me lady?
and put an end to us havin a baby
she spits venom time and time again,
i wonder whose blood she loves to gain,
death is an end,
to lives that can not b mend
but,
who am i to judge,
when i still hit out with my cudgel,
rather i continue as a love maker,
and not join d blood suckers

1 Like

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:07am On Feb 26, 2009

oreshade:
@ olulu
Boy, take your time o
The babe is mine o

If you want her then
Let her choose between

Us who she wants with pride
Cos am ready to rhyme

Her to bed
With my poem

love is neva a competition,
neither is it a negotiation,
its based on mutual attraction,
and unexplainable fusion of emotions.
its neva about the richest guy,
or the sexiest gal,
it not even about who is the strongest male,
or she being the sweetest female.
we love who we love,
cos we choose them to love.
u writing poems and love lines,
don't mean u will get her to wine and dine,
your head will simply bust at d seams
cos gettin her will always be a dream,
she is mine,
kindly keep that in mind.

meexteriox:
Finally itz tyme to let off d steam
'Cause in rhyme, daz wia i beam
cute rhymes lay in here
without so much to jeer

Kudos to maedan, olulu, princesa
keeping up wit u guyz is no free visa
Wud try as much as i can
Hope i won't incur your ban

We're all contemporaries
There is only a difference in our memories
Rhymes are easy, time is shorte
Prose has never been my forte.

9ice

Moyola:
Yeah! yeah! yeh! i kan rhyme
itz juz dhat ain got d tyme

Yall cant rhyme, yall skillz so lame!
Ain gon start, kuz we ain d same!

lady moyola
are u from yola?
u say our skills are lame,
yet u copy d same
u can neva attract what u despise,
admit u are a loser and get some respite.
u best b careful,
b4 ur cup get full.

oreshade:
@ princesa
LAST NIGHT
Last night in my dream
A damsel poked me to steam

With her rhymes full
Of sparkling thought

And her watery almondy
Eyes of seeming sexy squint

She marvelled me like the
Rainbows at dusk of rainy plight

Her brown glossy skin
Her sensual licky lips

Her pomegranate mammary
And her etched jelly butt

With its slow romantic sashay
All dazed my imaginative thought

That my sheild could not resist
But to fall and lay quietly in her heart

Where I found love and peace
Calling slowly from her soul

Like the sweet ancestral
Nymph of the comely sea

is dis all u've got?
hey, go join d losers' lot
else,
back off and step down,
b4 u get smacked d f u c k down. cool

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 1:34pm On Feb 25, 2009

@princess
ok, i forgive u,
u know u have d key to me heart
plenty kisses4u
infact
i declare the rest of this week, kiss-full kiss

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 1:02pm On Feb 25, 2009

lil_jaymz:
lets face it guys
meadan has got rhymes
or is it because she is not a guy
read her rhymes
line by line
she spit with skillz
olulu cant help but admit is thilled

skillz4eva
sounds lyk a loser
wat a lousy lamer
a faker
king of wat? oh losers
you can never be king of rhymers
wit the dumb shit
you spit then you claim you are on heat
better beg meadan forgiveness or you gon beg 2 kiss her feet
words

meadan you a queen
that cant have a king
mo words

i sign out now makadoniks is n da building,

huh

don't get what u say there dude huh

come again in slow motion. grin

princesa:
offcourse the girls rule the contest
so the dude better swallow hard that context

dont let them get to you
show them you can match them due for due

hmmm, me princess, no kiss for u tonite o!!!
grin

maedan:
babe! lol, i knew u had it in you
to join the lyrical rhyme crew
that was the best!
now the wagging tongues will rest . . .
girls r officially leading d contest!!

d

awww, so sweet of thou
when d sun enters, darkness must bow
i wish NL chaps were more like u
all we get here is d "badmouth" crew.

,

u wish
cool

well, since we all actin nice here,
_{though nothin as good as a war}
let me share dis withcha

to win
isn't a sin,
to wine and dine,
makes d soul fine,
and to fall in love,
isn't aganist d law.
so,
kiss me quick kiss

for me heart is weak,
hold me tight,
and make me feel alright, cool

brush ur hands through my hair,
and sing a sweet song in to me ears, grin

let our hearts beat as one,
while our bodies merge as one. kiss

_{now u got me all mushy mushy, . . . . . . . hey, where my guns at} grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 4:42pm On Feb 24, 2009

princesa:
My knight of shinning armor

anytin for u me love kiss

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 3:42pm On Feb 24, 2009

MrCrackles:
I can see you'v been running your wide mouf again, ryt?

Do yourself a favour, get off my dic.k and dont get me started on you!

If this is the best you can come up with, then m seriously 25 lifetimes way above the league you aim and aspire to be at!

Chatting gobbleydygook as usual, u lil twit!

are u drunk?
or u just a mad skunk?
if dats how u talk to my princess
u gonna end up in d casket
u shouldn't insult me lady
now am gonna make u cry like a baby.
break ur balls,
and hang dem on d walls,
knock u out cold like neva b4,
u hit d mat b4 d count of 4,
so back off
and stay off
make sure ur mouth get a stitch
and quit acting like a bitch,with an itch.
grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 1:44pm On Feb 24, 2009

princesa:
hmmmm

So far, I have been going through this book
I have seen the illest rhyme in the hood
The crapest rhyme for anyone to use
And creativity to make me shout “oh this is good”

I would have loved to join in the game
But I do not want to get caught in the addictive train
So you big rhymerz in this place
My invaluable hat is duffed, with a smile on my face

Meadan you are a girl that got skill
So far you’ve made this guyz your meal
But myopic as they be
They will never admit it

Skillswateva, u dint show much competition skill
Cos being the initiator doesn’t make you the king
Neither a judge to bump into olulu’s and madean fun
Just because u thinksu deserve to be on

Olulu my priceless friend
This is the thread you told me to check
I have been on but only as a guest
And this is just to tell you I know its here

Mr Brash with an ugly mouth rash
Calling this creative thread a wasted trash
When you can’t birth something worth a laudable clap
You sit and type ill mannered crap
Giving link to another part
If you say this bad, then why do you near its path?

Ore, do write me a poem
One as beautiful as the one for the girl
I hope my reputation as a witch don’t scare the men
cos normally am the natural girl ever u can get

so ya all should keep up with the groove
I shall always be on to see the biggest moves
Comment whenever I think I could
I hope I dint spoil the mood
Sorry if I did, but This is all I could do

kissess to ya all

my lovely princess
thou art so priceless.
my darling princessa,
we would still dance d salsa
and do the makossa
naked on d beach of mombassa
we will do it nakedly naked,
till we are tiredly tired.
grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 11:21am On Feb 24, 2009

maedan:
keep running ur mouth
we all know ur brain's gone south
acting like a lout
u can neva make me pout . . .

cracked head
with a brain filled with lead,
got no sense,
so talks non sense
u better quit being a jack ass,
else i would have to whoop ur ass
grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:40am On Feb 24, 2009

oreshade:
@ Maedan and other Angels
ART THOU NOT AN ANGEL?
So early this peaceful night
I see fogs shinning so bright
Like an angel or a lady she looks to try
Shimmering the night like stars in the sky

Her feet were too crystal to touch the earth
Her hips so bulbous it will seize the wind
Her breast so luscious the rain will plead
And her face beams like the moon in sea

If thou art not an angel
Then where art angels be?
Show me dear angel
In valleys low or mountain high?

Tell me oh precious beauty
That I may thread the path

maedan? angel?
nackson must b a monk then. grin

MrCrackles:
Eat a dic.k!

Ya all trashy

Go check the freestyle lounge and the caution:ill netcees only threads

And you will see the reason why we punch above your weights

Spamming the forum with crap rhymes!!

cracked head
cool

skillz4eva:
As for u olulu,dumb monkey,
punk,fool n drugd out junkey
mr post-once-in-a-blue-moon
aren't u being paid again goon
haven't got ur time rite now
bt i'll b back @ you soon.Rest assurd.

dnn't have ur time,
but i could spare u a dime,
u just a broke ass nigga,
acting all wild like a crazed cougar,
ur talk is all messed up,
shows ur brains are all blown up,
u even sure u got a brain?
seems to have been washed away by the rain.
u can't just match me,
u always would be beneath me.
step back, sit down and shut up,
before u head get torn off.

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2009

been too busy to react to people talking trash,
seems like they bin talking out of their ass,
thot d lady was all messed up,
then met a guy will his brains torn up,
came here to have fun,
but u people keep behaving like punks.
u wanna mess my shine?
i will kick ur damn behind,
too bad i will b gone for a lil while,
but u meetin my skills level is like swimmin across d nile
u all should quit da game,
b4 u give it a bad name

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 6:05pm On Feb 18, 2009

yeah right !!!

bloooooooooooody shocked

abeg, spread d love jo, nobody wan die yet grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 6:01pm On Feb 18, 2009

clemcykul:
you will get lost inside the temple if u dont take time

no worry, i go carry touch light, compass and map

Literature › Re: The Curse by olulu(m): 3:55pm On Feb 18, 2009

@stephen P

cool,
it like i
i like it
i it like
it i like grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 3:42pm On Feb 18, 2009

[quote author=maedan link=topic=233228.msg3483345#msg3483345 date=1234964588]
^{hit sack ko, ram sack ni
i know na only dat line u see}

spoil sport

anywayz, aint u tired of me giving u a beating
'cos my standards u just aint meeting
wuz just playin' witcha, but maybe soon
i'll smash u down like a dumb-assed goon
what makes u think u're a big boi
running ur mouth just like a rude boy
here's a chick who can flow, n u cant take the heat
so u talk about how ur rhymes are so neat

yeah right! ur lines are so crappy its more hit n miss
u act the fool and call it a diss
by now u should know i'm the queen of the flow
i've taken on better than u and i killed the show

ur act is so flawed, i don't know why i bother
u can't even rhyme up to my six year old brother! cheesy

[quote][/quote]u are so full of crap,
ur mouth i need to slap,
ur rhyme stinks like a dead , bloated rat,
and u can't see cos u are like a blind bat
u trying to act cool,
but u showing urself off as d fool.
u think u flow?
girlfriend, ur brain is so slow.
u need to upgrade ur brain from ur per minute billing
to conform to per seconds thinkin.
i know am a big boy,
and i can't help but treat u like a toy,
cos u ain't in my class,
u just a cheap piece of ass.
where is dat my cane?
make i flog u back to ur lane.
i don't wanna really lay on u d blame,
but its ur fault dat ur brain is so lame,
cos ur ways are full of shame,
and u bring disgrace to ur name.
so quit d game,
and go live ur life of an old, ugly dame.

_{omoge, hw far with hittin d sack . . . . . oya now, my body don dey hot o,
make i enter ur "temple", and b ur priest for life}

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 1:51pm On Feb 18, 2009

maedan:
Laughing my head off at your comeback
u couldn't handle my shaq attack
making things personal aint my style
but for fun i'll make this worth my while

i don't need balls to make u fall
u'll come jumping even b4 i call
u fell for my flow now u're acting slow
pretending i'm the chaser
when i burnt u like laser

u know i'm bam, take it like a man
if i say i'm a chick u can bet i am
if u dont believe set a time
u'll see me n beg me to make u mine

no need boasting, ur ass i'll be roasting
my looks and style will have u toasting

talking about women and kitchen
looks like ur babe's a pigeon
datz y u dnt know how to scope a lady
talkin me down n acting shady

make it plain, i've got u hooked
i make it rain, i'm fully booked
so i dont need u dogging my back
u'll need to do much beta b4 we can hit d sack!

i dey play oooo

_{hmmm, 9ice and tite, i like ur flows}

u still want to contest my skills?
or doubt my love thrills?
well, i really couldn't bother
cos u such a trivial matter,
u just a lil kid seekin attention,
cos u already runnin into frustration,

i would have offered to act like ur big brother,
and talk sum sense into such a dumb sister,
but u acting dumb, fat and proud,
showing ur "dumbness" out loud
making u get dumb and dumber,
thereby u doing blow jobs in sharp corners.
now u want with me to hit d sack,
me on top, u on ur back,
u would just get addicted to me,
and u would not want to unglue yourself from me.
cos when i hammer u right,
which would open ur sight,
make u see d lite,
and u love to ever hold me tight.

but its such a shame,
ur mental capacity so lame,
is it by force u roll with we d big boys?
hey,kid, go play with ur toys.

for dis is the game of kings,
fit only for we da crowned kings,
and cos it is also d king of games,
so u need to get lost , u dumb dame

if u've not got it,
u can't do it.
cos u are what u are,
and we all know what a pig u are.

but i 4give u ur sins,
cos u such a poor, loveless , dumb, lonely tin

or u wanna get fired?
scattered and tattered?

then its better u get a move on,
for am about to turn d heat on.

grin

@maedan
_{which part is d play play? d hittin d sack part,
haba, y na, i was thinkin that was an invitation to treat
i don dey warm up already} grin

$Iceee$:
ryt here ma lova
i'm lookin 4 a nigga
who'll love me lyk no otha
even result 2 murda
just 2 be ma only lova
baby, i got no otha
so no need 2 botha
imma make u shine lyk a nova

***tyt 4 a starter, init***

now here is a lady
i can make my baby,
if u are a princess,
i would treat u like a jewel so priceless.
and if u loyal,
i will always treat u royal.
u ready for me to b ur love doctor,
and be ur frills and thrills author,
then lets get nakedly naked,
and in sweat be bathed.
grin

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 12:51pm On Feb 18, 2009

maedan:
chei, for nairaland i don suffer
dis bros O wan make i run 4 cover
i come for peace, na him start war
dis forum of love e don make am curve
bend go a wrong slide
well, we go meet for d dark side
u think say u be player
wen u only sound like hater
dis valen-wetin no dey 4 u rara
as u come call me mama tawa

i talk am say ur mouth no good
look as u dey yarn like boy from 'hood
na u gangan get d frustration
i don make u lose concentration
if u beg well well i fit pity u
turn u into my next mumu
but as u no get taste,
my time i no go waste
just leave me and my rotimy matter
b4 my luv-stylee make ur head scatter

pity me?
when na u dey beg to b with me.
i b d original player,
and i know say u go like b my bed partner,
i for help ur matter,
and do u well well for ur under,
but u fit go mess up my quarters
since u still b bed wetter.
and ur kind sister,
no sabi love matters,
na when u c money,
u go come try b d person honey.
so go away with ur wahala,
but i vex cause kasala. grin

$Iceee$:
DANG!!!!!!!!!
d flows' craziiiiiiiii
y'all make eminem seem laziiiiiiiiiiii
keep d rymz ryt
dis thang's soooooooooo tyt

i feel u girlfriend

maedan:
nice 2 c another ryhming sista
dnt mind the Olulu mista
turnin' me to a fighter
when i'm truly a peacemaker!

lol
oya i no fight again,
since my love u no fit gain,
and if i don cause u pain,
no seek me to slain,
so go deal with ur love matters,
but abeg, no do love for corner corner

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