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Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 12:25pm On Feb 18, 2009

_{hmmm, u growing balls baby,
like dat}

maedan:
its takes two-times a woman
to stand up to a blabbing man
i'm more than u can handle
u with ur mini-proportioned candle
talking to a babe with no respect
i'm sure u always hide behind skirt
don't worry, here's a real woman to school u
those ones tripping only fool u

i've got class an' my skills cut glass
while u're just a gainsayer, no, more a naysayer

i make things happen, my mind to sharpen
u only shoot the breeze till ur brain u freeze

i know u must be high to think u're d main guy
so long as I'm here i'll make ur hair fry

with my lyricism i'll dull u
with ur criticisms u'll crawl thru'

i'm warming up, while u're burning up
with a babe like me, u've overfilled ur cup
making mouth like u can handle a chick
i dont need ur sorry ass talking slick
me, plea for a love deal?
you mean you, tryin' to cop a feel
u wish u could screw for a year and a day
wen u can't even last a minute on B.J. emi? can't last a minute on b.jlol

one-minute man, go one side jo
one taste of me, u'll be begging for more!!!

men made d mistake allowing womenfolk out of d kitchen
now, u going all wild like a sex starved kitten,
if u wanna play d game of men,
then ur genitals u need to amend.

i know u loving up for me,
always wantin to come up to me
and try to impress me,
but ur ways depress me.

Now u callin urself a chick,
but all what u do best is sucking mal-functioning, albino D i c ks,
saying u've got class
but we all know u are just a cheap piece of ass.
Worse still, ur ass is as hard as a rock,
i wouldn't bother in u to stick my c o c k.
u,. . . . gimme a b l o w job? undecided

i would rather take shark catchin as a job.

u calling me. . . . a one minute man?
so what are u,. . . . a real woman?
yeah rite,
by laying down on d bed like a log of wood, grin

when u can never handle me, a real brother from the hood.

if i work on ur body,
and allow u to suck my love candy, kiss

u will beg to always be my baby,
willing to pay me just to be my lady.

if i were to handle u for a nite, tongue

treat u right
put it in where u are suppose to b tight tongue

(even ,though it ain't no more tight) lipsrsealed

u would always submit ur body for me to feel,
and always come beggin for a love deal. wink

but u aint worth d trouble,
since u would definitely fumble,
cos u can't match my lyrical skills
and u stand in awe of my love thrills

grin

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 9:49am On Feb 18, 2009

rotimy:
OLULU
OLULU
OLULU
How many times I call you name?
True true I no sabi your game!!

coolu temper,
i no dey tamper,
olulu na my name,
being a playa na d game,
but i no dey collect ur woman,
after all, for dis forum u b d main man

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 9:45am On Feb 18, 2009

maedan:
@olulu

see me see palaver
i think say u come enter as observer
i even manage to swallow ur yabs
i come dey hail u for your vocabs
now u don show ur true colour
kiss 4 couch ni, kiss 4 couch ko.

well,
if i kiss u, u suppose happy,
u think say na like kiss of those small boys still wearing nappy?
i only wanted to help ur condition, tongue

b4 u enter frustration.
but no yawa,
as u don talk like a typical mama tawa,
i withdraw my offer,
but no come beg me after
grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:05am On Feb 18, 2009

maedan:
@olulu

no harm done, i know it's all fun
but u won't be "playing" when i'm cocking my gun
bey sed men rule the streets, but women keep the tempo
aint it true y'all treat our p**sies like ur temple
u made this fight turn dirty,
and i'm no coward so ill give it back to u plenty
just don't make a fuss
when a babe turns u to a wuss
it's a game, so play it
lets hope that as u give, u can take it!!!

it's been a while since i put down my blade
i aint afraid to call a spade a spade
the war is on, i sure hope u're ready
it's a bet u can't hold me down steady
whatever sha, i've got time on my hands
i'll soon have u with ur hands in iron bands
u'll be on ur knees, begging for mercy
i'll lock u for life n throw away d key!!

_{i'm warming up, guy
i don't get scared n i aint shy
but for now i've had my say
letz leave to fight another day} . . .

_{hmmmm,
coooooool, love d ones in bold}

u feel u can mess with me?
stand up to me?
fight me?
try me?

u say whaaat, . . . . . d war is on? huh

hey, u ain't got d balls to turn it on

treat ur pu**y like a temple? huh

when u beg for us to on d bed do d love rumble kiss

u think u can have ur say?
if not to beg me to s c r e w u for 10years and a day shocked

u better back down,
b4 u get smacked d f u c k down,

so stop acting like a lyrical contender
cos u stink even as a pretender, wink

go back to ur normal role of an house keeper,
dish washer,
gardener,
home maker,
meal cooker,
and then fulfill ur natural everyday role of a bed warmer. kiss

NOW,

get ur ass into d kitchen
and stop being a kitten

cook my meal,
put on ur mouth a seal lipsrsealed

bring ur body for me to feel kiss

then maybe i can consider ur plea for a love deal tongue

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 8:32am On Feb 17, 2009

maedan:
@ olulu

na true i talk from day one
my sis dey fine n bright like sun
e be like say u like 2yab
but me too get quick upper jab
anyway i no wan fight
u sef u dey rhyme tight
(even tho' u get serious bad mouth . . . )

i no fit fight woman,
afterall, u dey in dis world to serve man,
u think i like to yab?
and u can shut me up with ur jab?
hey, go easy,
don't lets get messy.
u even say i get bad mouth
well, by dis end of month
na dat same mouth
u go dey kiss on top couch grin

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 8:22am On Feb 17, 2009

maedan:
from above it's shown to prove
guys are leading three to two!!
abdulone, olulu and jeythunder
i'm seriously beginning to wonder . . .
so NL is really stuffed with such skills
spinning rhymes like u'all are spinning wheels
what can i say, i'm impressed
spitting these lines from east to west
i'd rhyme more if i wasn't so stressed -
anyway guys, u're all the best!!!

_{@ olulu
thanx 4 d "tripping"
these days i'm even slipping . . .
or else i'd hav given u all a whipping!!}

get me ass whopped by a lady?
girlfriend, i ain't ur baby.
u think u can match me,
flow like me,
kiss the words and make dem dance
then this ur chance,
show what u've got
lets c if u are part of d special lot.
but i know, it's a man's world,
hey, wait, don't yet draw ur sword,
cos am a true word samurai,
and with my skills i can cut out ur eye
though i come in peace,
i wouldn't mind takin u apart piece by piece.
but i ain't fightin,
am just flowing and vibing.
abi, u don vex? tongue

then get naked and have _{s e x} lipsrsealed

afterall u are just a woman,
so get on ur knees and go serve ur man. . . . . shocked

u don't like me dat much, right?
good, cos it's only me in d spot light,
so back off,
or jerk off,
or just play d clown,
b4 u get knocked down. grin

_{omoge, na play i dey play o,}

Forum Games › Re: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by olulu(m): 9:20am On Feb 16, 2009

maedan:
talk is cheap
revenge is no mean feat
tho' i hear it can be sweet . . .

think u'r up to the game?
brotha, don't be so lame!
i eat foes up for breakfast
i'm freakn cold like belfast -
don't need to spill blood;
i slay with the (written) word!
i've got the fury like one scorn'd-
any1 test me, gon' get burn'd.
i'm stakin' my claim as the lady of rage
i step on some toes as I step on the stage

u crossed the line when u thot this up
the grim reaper's here to fill ur cup
with blood, so drink it up and like it!
bustin' in & actin' like you can pack it
hope u can stand up to the lady of retribution . . .
hey, any1 else got a contribution?

i trip

jeythunder:
i hope this topic is not limited to revenge only 'cos i ain't got anything on revenge
check this out,

Lonely call…

He was twenty-three years of age
Not lucky to be among the computer age
He believed it was time to be a man
His mother said “no” with a strong adage
The father did nothing but warn

In sudden anger he would flare
Soon, his face became so rare
Man and woman couldn’t take it any longer
So they disowned him in tears
Since he said he wasn’t growing any younger

He approached his love Tina
She: dark, hairy, slim or even thinner
They begun spinning the web of love
Stronger it grew and even thicker
Till love got so high above

She had a boy for him
On hearing, his face was full of beams
They went on to have their wedding
On their honeymoon, they sang hymns
Not knowing they were close to tears shedding

He never knew the marriage bids
Misunderstanding germinated like weeds
They took their words with a pinch of salt
He closed down her fees and feeds
Finally, everything came to a halt!

She left after calling him wretched
He roamed the street dejected
He had a child but not a wife
With sorrow he had been injected
He had asked “could this be life?”

Taking to heavy drinking
Not an exception was smoking
He came home in the dead of the night
Never caring about his son’s living
The son now believed life wasn’t right

He lost his job
Behaving worst than a dog
Now he couldn’t go to his family
His grave was been dug
Life had stung him with infirmity

Then with such heavy breath,
He began seeking death
Never seen one so brave
To bring the waters above the neck
Emotion was so watery as he kissed the watery grave

hmmm, sense-ful , cool and nice

finally a place i can make my zone,
its good to know am not alone,
i always love forums dat play with words,
just like warriors fighting with swords,
makes me feel like david when he flung d sling,
or like mike tyson when he was still good in d ring,
jab, jab, punch
jab, jab , right hook, punch,
flow in easy,
but leave ur face all bloody and messy,
but i ain't no fighter
am more of a thriller and a lover,
u know, like intellectual love making,
with no need for orgasm faking
for i always love to enjoy it,
and not endure it,
cos when i feel d attraction,
and d mounting tension,
then i do d necessary interaction
to ignite d passion
thereby increasing d excitement
and afterwards, we will both savour d moment.
u feel me yet?
then stay glued to d net.

where is my princessa huh

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 8:31am On Feb 16, 2009

maedan:
lolxxx

u be longthroat no be small
u no wan hear word at all at all
how i go fall 4 brand new toaster
no be say u be d main kokomaster

i tiff ur poem give my boo, no vex
i also send am to all mypals by text
hope say e no get copyright
bc dat 1st poem dey v. tight . . .

since d guy flow tight
and rhyme right,
u come trip
and u let ur guard slip
kuku enter d place,
run d race
make we see fit u no go carry belly two,
but, hope would not make u after two ? grin

rotimy:
Thanks o jare. Man know man. I go dey rhyme all the time? I be Wole Soyinka or Achebe?
For your defence and effort, I go dash that her fine sista. Ebi like say you sabi eat yam.

i've got ur back
u will feel no lack

maedan:
ehen, na now u dey talk beta
u sure say ur lv na all weatha?
anyway, na ur scope i like
u sef, u no fit know psyche?
i dey play na, how i go give u my precious sista
u fit be one serious playa mister!!!

na my sister u dey call "yam?"
bros, make u stop am!!
luv is more than dat
no be game of mouse n cat!!

i no call ur sista yam
so keep calm
but tell me, is she really dat fine?
abi u just cook up dat line?

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 6:18pm On Feb 13, 2009

princesa:
"Make them before they make you"

nice line

tank u

emmyjojo:
where have i been all this while, this is the place for me. nice jokes dudes

emmyjojo:
u see am so used to reading jokes o the jokes segment.apologize for my mistake. nice poems. will post some of my works later

all join my guy,
post ur article
or article ur post
same tin

princesa:
officially on behalf of Olulu i say welcome
and we wait ur poems

u are such a daaaaaaarrrrllllling
grin

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 5:50pm On Feb 13, 2009

maedan:

No need for generator lai lai
my own na solar power!!

no more fine sista for u again
u no rhyme well at all 2day!!

lol

omoge , fine sista,
go easy on d brother,
no b everytime he go fit rhyme tight,
no even rhyme right,
d tin no easy like that,
abi, u get 9 lives like cat?
give am ur sista,
and she go love no other,
everybody deserves a 2nd chance,
d guy can't afford to not eat dat yam

grin

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2009

@bluespice and princessa

money can never buy me love,
it could only rent ur love. cool

my ex- priceless princess wink

olulu is my name,
being a playa is my game,
and we are not 2 dat is d same,
though i stake no claim to fame,
but my account aint lame,
u sure is a fine, sexy dame,
so gettin into u was my aim,
but d plan just true neva came.

am glad u hopped out when u did,
though disappointed i neva got to hit "it",

u were only in for my money,
u never really wanted to b my real honey,
thus u tried to treat me like a bunny,
no wonder u always acted corny.

though i never claimed to b innocent,
but u always tried to milk me to my last cent,

u think am just all talk?
then, it seems u have been talking to ur rubber duck.

am d doctor of love,
i don't pay money for love,
cos,
money can't buy u true love,
it can only for a while rent u love,

well, i could still give u a 2nd chance,
cos i still want to eat ur "yam". . . . . . grin

am willing to 4give u all ur sins and even more,
just make sure u "cum" and sin no more, tongue

u game?
then just "say my name"

_{walks off, whistling and singing destiny's child, "say my name, say my name, ",}
grin

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 2:00pm On Feb 12, 2009

princesa:
i plan on doing just that

bonny and clyde, rite? grin

abdulone:
olulu, thats really great and exceptional well here is one of mine-
i hope you like it:

Tomorrow-
the tale of a day untold
to sorrow or tomorrow

the fate of a dream unleashed
to glory or to sorry

this another thing unknown

cool one dude, 9ice wink

abdulone:
b]poetic mind

who says there is no flower in the sun
then where else has the sunflower dropped from

who says there are no butterflies in the moon
and who on earth could denie its made of white cheese

these says there are no stars in the earth
what else would he call the precious stones of the mines

who says the sky has no eye
he should biologically show what we call the mind and soul

who says there is no head in mind
has no eyes to the mountain mid-dawn when they are blackish red

who says there is no God in the sky
has no poetic mind

i love dis,
hmmm, cool, ododo oro
grin

ok, me turn

huh

we make them everyday,
some without thinking,
while some, we do with our full concentartion,
everyday we make a minimum of ten,
maximum of inifinity,
from tiny, everyday stuff,
to the big, once off stuff.
at times we tend to put off the most important ones
while we face d ones that should be put off.
d way and manner we make them
dictates how they affect our lives,
we can't but make them,
and make them we must
think it thru, if we must
but never, ever fail to make them
what do we make , u ask?
well, decisions of course.
from waking up, to standing up,
from eating, to reading,
from friendship, to relationship,
from job, to accomodation,
from sex, to marriage,
we must all make the decisions,
so think,
pray,
and make them,
b4 they make u.

Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Ur Ass Off With Ayusman! by olulu(m): 1:44pm On Feb 12, 2009

ayusman16:
This is the cutest breast cancer email I have ever received.

A small request:
All you are asked to do is keep this
circulating.

oooooohhhhhhhh, so adorable

9iceeeeeee

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 3:17pm On Feb 11, 2009

princesa:
hey you dint link me to this gold mine
and i thought you were my main man
but i got here ontime
so the fun aint bypassed
nice thing going up for you
i like the ebbs and flow
am staying here like glue
to see more of your talents show

u are my person anytime,
u need not pay a dime,
u always have a free invite,
to my own special delight,
here, i try to keep it clean,
cos am d lecturer, d professor, and even the dean,
welcome to my private world,
where i play with words
i do it for the thrill,
for u d privileged few,
charge a fee?
nah, for now its free.
so enjoy it,
don't endure it
grin

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 9:00am On Feb 11, 2009

bluespice:
olulu
u got her all hot and Hot by ur words,
wet and warm by ur swag
but if u thot that was enough to get her
wild and willing,
think again my dear
'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady
more than diamonds to get her singing
and definitely more than swag to make her crazy

*blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar*

get with the flow fellas!

_{hmmmmm,
drops d mic, jumps off d stage,
finally, she noticed me
trails her to d bar, looks behind to b sure princessa is nowhere in sight
hmm, nice butt,
grabs bluespice from d back,
and spins her around, holding her tight,
up close and personal, and ,}

u know baby,
u could b me lady,
u got all what i want in a woman,
and with u by me side, i will b da real man,
just let me b ur spice, kiss

and i will neva tell u a lie. lipsrsealed

but i will treat u rite, grin

squeeze u tight, wink

put u in d spot lite
and make u shine
please don't take to flight,
cos of love's fright
my body yearns for you,
and am willing to go down on you, (huh) huh

haaa, cancer of d mouth? shocked

well, i will have 2check to b sure this won't be my last month undecided

u not sure of me intentions?
i assure u, dis ain't no infactuation
love?
lust?
together lets find out,
so as to remove all UN-sexy doubt
give big daddy a hug,
be bitten by d love bug,
then lets go to me quarters,
i will do u better,

take u harder, wink

do u faster lipsrsealed

and pound it in deeper and deeper, cool

and then take u to d 9th wonder,
till u shout dat am da best black brother grin

u ready?
then hold on steady.
u just say d word,
and let me rock ur world

grin

_{pulls her alongs with him, they head 2wards d door,}
wink

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:33pm On Feb 10, 2009

princesa:
i still want my diamonds
before any further notice

Am traditional
no disputing

diamonds?
almond?
mangoes?
carrots?
same ni jo

u just quit being stubborn,
and come to big daddy

let big daddy treat u rite, grin

squeeze it in where its most tight (ouch) shocked

u gettin old,
and u need some one to hold,

so come closer,
hey, young lady, closer

come on young lady,
kiss daddy,
don't be shy,
just do it grin

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 3:22pm On Feb 10, 2009

princesa:
she looks like the one
whateva happened to am the sun of ur life
you mean man
you were only in for whats under the skirt
but you'd never have that not even a taste
ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate
paris should do , no i think Miami
that where my friend, you know Moremi
stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet
you know i love that colour
just do this babe sunshine,
and have all you want from my body
well thats after the wedding too
you know am traditional
so you love me, you can do that
when do i pick the money from my account
the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting

@bluespice
now, c what u have done? angry

, _{sssssssssssh, i will b rite back} kiss

my princess
to u u are still priceless,

u know,
baby, i was drunk,
had gas in my lungs,
was not thinkin straight,
almost crashed into a gate.
i thot she was u,
cos she wore ur shoe.

u are d only one for me,
and witout u there aint no me,

yeah i like to go under ur skirt
with no stress
but ur body is not all am after,
its ur heart is dat really matter,

buy u a house? an estate?
baby, u starting to sound desperate,

no problem taking u to miami
to see moremi,

but no jet instead , we would take the train,
would prevent jet lag strain,

get wedded to you?
before i get to do u?

but am entitled to a taste of the pudding,
to be sure its good for eating
cos after d wedding,
i don't want to be regretting.

money in ur account?
well, u just gimme dis discount

u know,
lay down on d sofa,
allow me do u body proper,
with ur legs wrapped around me waist,
and tightly clasped round my head will be ur wrists.
to d bed we go,
and i will take it slow.

i neva keep a lady waiting,
just spread out and give me a taste of ur pudding
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 2:17pm On Feb 10, 2009

clemcykul:
i love em mountains put ur head on one and forget your sorrows

my person u are in da spirit,
nothin else comes close to dat God perfectly streamlined and well rounded mounds of softness . grin

romade:
babies on board

hey, agbaya
u too old to breastfeeded,
u should be breatsfeeding by now. grin

Literature › Re: ~~Memories Of The War Through My eyes~~ by olulu(m): 11:55am On Feb 10, 2009

SeanT21:
That night, but not close to me, death did appear
for the people who did not make it on these nightmares.
The war’s over. People were lost in mid air.
"Where did my son go?”, screamed by an old lady who cares.
It’s hard to see smiling faces who share.
People walked around with sorrow and grief that word spares.
The marketplace was silent. I could not bear!
Yet in my mind, I could still hear the sound of guns’ fierce.
"Life is not the same anymore, Liberia dear.”
“When will you have peace permanently?", asked a friend with tears .
No one responded. Nobody seemed to care!
"Never ever…", I said under my breath. “I’l give my ears”
“to this war that gave Liberia an unworthy scare.”
School would be starting again, what will she wears?
Should she wear a happy face or wear the one with a fear?
My love for everything disappears. Who cares!
I wondered if my friends still breathe the air.
I wondered so many thoughts until sleep came with sears
took me without my consent ‘cause it could hear…
sleeping take's me away from these pains, torments and fears.

**~~MORE 2 COME~~~**

deep, very deep,
and nice.
like it.

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 8:38am On Feb 10, 2009

bluespice:
*fans self*

_{goes after her, , she looks like d one}
cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Ur Ass Off With Ayusman! by olulu(m): 8:36am On Feb 10, 2009

ayusman16:
U don forget say i inherit am from u!

nah, u were adopted
dats y am smarter and better grin

@joke
nice though

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:57pm On Feb 09, 2009

_{breaks bottle and junps back on stage,
shouts , where dem dey?}

hey woman,

don't play me for a fool,
and pretend to b cool,

i want my food,
and no won't do,

if i pay d bills,
then u lick my heels,

emotion blackmail don't wrok for me,
cos am really mean,

u tears would be best kept for for he dat cares,
all me want is ur body to caress,

u got me all Hot all day,
now i gonna pound u till d break of a new day,

u are like a gold fish,
and a gold fish has no hiding place,
and u got me all acting crazy,

lay down,
and let me touch down,

cos ready or not,
here i come.

grin

_{flies into the crowd with bottle in hand}

Literature › Re: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 5:43pm On Feb 09, 2009

i got what it takes,
cos i hold all d aces,

soon people of different races and faces,
will come pleading to serve on my terrace,

u think am talking trash?
dat i have got between my legs a rash?

well, stay tuned,
don't touch d dial,
just tarry for a while,

its not too long now,
for soon i will wear d crown,

u still don't believe me?
tonite u will witness d real me.

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:37pm On Feb 09, 2009

@pincessa
u wanna be my "friend"
grin

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 5:24pm On Feb 09, 2009

_{staggers on stage, bottle in hand
hair rough and uncombed for days
eyes blood shot and unfocused
picks d mic up from d floor,
belched loudly
and farts loudly too}

i always prefer male friends to female they don't gossip , she said,
well, we are just friends she added,
now my best friend is all broken hearted,
and am getting drunk on his behalf,

she says, they are just my friends,
saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort
told my friend,
well, u know, she is very friendly, he said.

she says, they are just my friends,
heard she went visitng the player in da hood,
she went in the morning,
came out at nite,
my friend asked her about it,
she were just watching movies ,
all day huh

she says, they are just my friend
saw her in d nite club,
dancing freely and wildly,
but d guy was not my friend,
3am, she got into his car
well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time,
right huh

?

she says, they are just my friends
now she is pregnant and doesn't know who,
is the baby my friends's?
nope,
they had neva had sex
said she is was a virgin,
pregnant virgin,
thats a miracle,
reminds of somebody in d bible,

well, what can i say?
too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",
that y am drunk,
i was not her " friend". grin

_{drops d mic on d floor,
staggers off d stage,
farts and belches at d same time}

Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Ur Ass Off With Ayusman! by olulu(m): 8:09am On Feb 09, 2009

anus lover,
simple compliment u start to yab,
i can't really blame though,
people like u are usually dumb and dumber
both in thots, words and actions
cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Ur Ass Off With Ayusman! by olulu(m): 4:49pm On Feb 06, 2009

@ anus man

cool one, i really enjoyed d jokes
u try small, clap for it
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 4:40pm On Feb 06, 2009

clemcykul:
i trust olulu as he gets his inspiration from two moulded peaks

well, i had to get me inspiration from some where
and where else if not d softest pillow in da world
the ~~woman~~ human mountains aka twin tower grin

Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:19pm On Feb 06, 2009

tytylayor:
he's on handbook too

and u are on?
yansh book

tongue

Literature › Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2009

honeric01:
Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit.

Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now

lol,

@princess
go easy on d guy,
after all, its open mic nite,
anytin goes

@honeric 01
no mind am jare,
click on "lets get bloody with rhymed poem"
then u will understand y she is like dis

so guy,
just flow ur feel,
or feel ur flow,
or ur flow feel,
or feel flow ur,
all join,
enjoy it,
dn't,
endure it

Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:48pm On Feb 05, 2009

@clem
u on face book?

Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2009

well, i have mostly been at the literature/ poetry end of nld,
but thats in between my spoilt lap top, my company policy in blockin internet access . . . .
u knw na, dat kain tins,

my end tight, no shakin
still c u still as naughty as eva, dats so coooooooooooool .lol
grin

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