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Jokes EtcRe: Virginity Test by olulu(m): 3:29pm On Mar 26, 2009
clemcykul:
thanks
u b poster?
or imposter?
Jokes EtcRe: Virginity Test by olulu(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2009
Y-HU§TL£R:
who dey spoil dis old mama
lol



@poster


i love dem sexy, more grease to ur bla bla bla grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2009
@ram, oops, rom

cool jokes
Jokes EtcRe: Click At Ur Own Peril by olulu(m): 2:47pm On Mar 26, 2009
huh huh

huh?
Jokes EtcRe: Ha Ha Ha Ha by olulu(m): 2:44pm On Mar 26, 2009
kids, kids, kids


stop firing and mis-firing d language, stick to pidgin english wey una sabi


@poster

2nd one was tite,

but it was from experience, abi? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Click At Ur Own Peril by olulu(m): 2:38pm On Mar 26, 2009
sank u, tank u, zank u,, my fans, and even split units.

it is d Lord's doing, and its [s]hard, strong and long lastin inside dark, moist and tight places [/s] marvellous in our sight


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Jokes EtcRe: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 2:33pm On Mar 26, 2009
correct person,
u too sharp , dats y i dove u
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Jokes EtcRe: yeye pikin by olulu(m): 1:44pm On Mar 26, 2009
@BLissieng


9ice jokes, 9ice kid


u should have aborted him when u had d chance, its not good to have a kid fathered abi na, mothered by clem . grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2009
clemcykul:
Pls close ur teeth, ure making me have nitemares
i have told u to stop lookin at d mirror,
u always scream and have nightmares and day-mares when u do dat


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Jokes EtcRe: Click At Ur Own Peril by olulu(m): 11:08am On Mar 26, 2009
romade:
its mykali ehen & stop noticing pipul's heavy asset
Lolabbey:
God no dash am any
romade:
its so obvious
i no need am,
cos na long tin i get cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Click At Ur Own Peril by olulu(m): 10:35am On Mar 26, 2009
clemcykul:
or maybe dance awilo with her heavy D
hmmm, heavy D or heavy ASS



@mr kai


tite jokes, love em
Jokes EtcRe: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 10:16am On Mar 26, 2009
@poster


9ice,
tite
rite


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Jokes EtcRe: The Vibrator by olulu(m): 9:22am On Mar 26, 2009
lol. damn

nice 1 biggie


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crazy too
Jokes EtcRe: Favorite Picture by olulu(m): 6:02pm On Mar 25, 2009
lol


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nice 1 doe
RomanceRe: Men: One Feminine Thing About You by olulu(m): 12:21pm On Mar 24, 2009
one of my former babe bought me a "wet lips stick",
cos she was crazy about my pink lips, [sub]she loved kissing too[, and well, so do i. grin/sub]

did i use it? well. , . tongue tongue tongue
do i still do? well. . . . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Have You Learned From Your Past Relationship(s)? by olulu(m): 8:53am On Mar 24, 2009
Nobody is above temptation, , everybody falls eventually.
RomanceRe: Matching Panties And Bra How Important? by olulu(m): 6:34pm On Mar 23, 2009
don't really matter,
well, maybe for d first 10 seconds b4 i get dem off, i might notice tongue
after all, she ain't gonna wear it out on d streets,
but it has to b neat, dats d koko.

personally, i prefer walkin around my apartment butt naked,
at least d ass matches d boobs grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is A Woman Incomplete Without A Man? by olulu(m): 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2009
complete or incomplete, is a tin of d mind. cool cool
u are what u think u are. grin
LiteratureRe: Wanted: Wise, Helpful Nairalanders :) by olulu(m): 2:45pm On Mar 13, 2009
well, sounds interesting
i have a couple of articles i could throw ur way
holla me at olulu4ever@yahoo.co.uk
and we can take it from there
LiteratureRe: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2009
Un-love

The strings of my heart are weary,
And I wish to ease my worries.
The chord of love is played constantly,
To which my heart is devoted entirely.
But I wish I could tune off,
And run off,
Free of all forms of love feelings,
Free of relationship tantrums,
No commitments,
No obligations,
Just live my life,
Get a woman when lonely,
And move on when am done with her.
Marriage?
Children?
Have u never heard of single parent hood……huh
I want to be free
I got to be free
Free to un-love,
Free to live.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 10:59am On Mar 13, 2009
maedan:
e be lyk say ur mouth don change wink
ur new good attitude dey v. strange
but i hapi say u don see d light
becos, e dey bad 2 always fight cheesy
u fit join us, to put more spice tongue
just add ur spoon 2 chop our sweet love rice
but keep am for mind, rotimy na d main guy
if u tink u wan take over, bros, na lie!
grin
no worry ur head which level we dey
like joke like play, we fit marry 4 May!!! shocked grin
una show i for like to join, huh
since no need to pay coin.
but i no dey pursue women again tongue
cause i no dey see d gain. huh
cos now na women dey seek me out wink
in order to ask me out, cheesy
cos i b a self made man, cool
d dream of all fine fine woman. kiss
i no go even wan rock una love boat lipsrsealed
since rotimy don dey sew him wedding coat,
make una continue una love show,
make i just siddon dey feel d flow grin
LiteratureRe: A Trip 2 Climax by olulu(m): 9:09am On Mar 13, 2009
devimcy:
A trip 2 climax

I met a lady in beach
full beautiful - a faery's child
her hair very long
n her feet were so light
her lip was like a seat of seduction
n her eyes were wild

I made a bid for her body n heart
also for her fragrant zone
with zero resistance she yielded
she looked at me as she made love
she ghazed n sighed deep as I swimmed

upon recalling my little dogs 'Bingo n Jumbo'
I set her on a doggy world
for sidelong would she look at me
nagging her naughty head at each pounce I made

singing a faery's song
with ush as its rhyme

she gave me the fruits in her chest
so sweet they taste
the one between her tighs
so sweet too
like the taste of an apple

with legs wide spread
n hands on my head
she uttered in language strange
'I love you truely'

at the peak of our journey
she turned me round
and ride on me
straight to pleasure home of ectasy
she wept and moan as she rode

on arrival to the city of climax
we got the earh quaking
with release of joy from veins
there I shut her wild eyes with four kisses
dis is very 9ice,
i love d flow esp d ones in bold
u3 mush my guy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 8:33am On Mar 13, 2009
@rotimy and maedan

9ice, grin grin


as i dey read my heart dey beat fast wink
i for even like be part of d cast, kiss
but they say i get bad mouth, lipsrsealed
and i too like fight like tout cool
so i just kuku siddon look
feelin d line una dey cook
i c two heart wey dey beat as one, kiss
and 2 bodies wey wan merge into one kiss
abi e neva reach dat level?
una still dey on toasting level.
anyway, i dey gbadun d love show
e dey make my heart beat slow,
as if i lie down for snow,
but na d end i go like to know
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: She Is Fond Of It. What Do I Do? by olulu(m): 5:51pm On Mar 12, 2009
@poster
so i thot too
RomanceRe: She Is Fond Of It. What Do I Do? by olulu(m): 12:45pm On Mar 12, 2009
van der jo:
@POSTER,
If a woman loves you truely "she will never consider other people".do not be deceived.
i beg to disagree a little on dis, judging and speaking from experience.
yes she is not supposed to consider other people,
but she would,
especially when she feels she is in season,
and she keeps gettin all d attention from other guys.
we guys are no better, infact we are most times d worst culprit.
it takes two to tango, she can't, if u won't.

@poster
d best u can do is to talk to her, it doesn't necessarily mean she wouldn't cheat on u,
d issue of being stuck with the same person in a relationship and becoming bored with d person is a key factor,
and there is always an attraction to c what its like with other guys/ babes.

just talk to her, advise her, show her u care and that u love her,
but let her learn her lessons
d more u try to protect her or shield her,
d more she would be intrigued and curious to have a taste of d pudding else where.
just b there for her,
if she is yours, she would be back
cos don't be deceived,
i can bet u , she is already seein sumone else
LiteratureRe: Let Us Organise Poetry Event In Lagos by olulu(m): 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2009
i feel u dat girlfriend,
what about an open nite mic kind of tin,
u know, in a club, walk up to d mic and do ur flow,
just sumwhere , where we can just sit and relax,
probably with a piano in d background
and u walk to d mic, and just flow
no long tin
just start it small, like every thursday nite, or wednesday,
cos on fridays people just want to get down and dance, but during week days, they just want to relax,
holla back, if u feel me on dis

u can check out my blog http://olulu-noholdsbarred..com/
and http://olulu2lovedudulewa4life..com/

1love
RomanceRe: She Loved And Wanted Me Much,i Ignored Her,now I Want Her Badly by olulu(m): 9:10am On Mar 10, 2009
@poster

if she is yours, she is yours. just be persistent, and go out of your way to show u care.

lemme give u a workable plan,
it works, at least 90% ,
the remainin 10% is for the otherwise stubborn chicks, lol   tongue tongue

ok, here is the deal,
for the next 2 or 3 weeks,
make sure u get to c her as constantly as possible like thrice daily, then call her like 3 times daily, i.e. call her early in d morning to blow her good morning kiss, call her in the afternoon, tellin her u just want to hear her voice,
and then call at nite, saying u want to sing her to sleep (no give her nightmare o, if ur voice is good only for talking  grin, lol.)
Do the above constantly and daily for 2 to 3 weeks, then don't call her for a week,
if she doesn't get in contact with u, guy, forget her !!!
if she does, tell her u were just discharged from the hospital and u are at home recuperating
if she don't come over , forget her!!!
if she does, well, d rest as they say, is up to u . . . . . . . . .

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LiteratureRe: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by olulu(op): 6:12pm On Mar 05, 2009
u know, thunder boy,
that is da best tin i have heard today,

oops, 2nd best tin actually, my babe tellin me she loves me,. . , is da best i love to hear. grin grin grin

thanks for d compliment, appreciate it man
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Jokes EtcRe: I Am Back by olulu(m): 1:18pm On Mar 05, 2009
Lolabbey:
on behalf of my fada inlaw (ituen)

i say thank you
fada in lawhuh?
thot he was d one doin u grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Am Back by olulu(m): 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2009
@poster

nice jokes
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