₦airaland Forum

Who was the first person to notice they were dead?

I still dont understand how a parent can beat his/her child to this extent,its baffling. My father in those days would rather tell you to stool down or ride bicycle for over 30mins and by the time sweat starts dripping from ur jaws, nobody would tell u not to do dat tin again.

FuckDaMods:
Take a look at these frustrated lots.. Someone cannot crack a joke again because your bitterness? I reject every form of your spirit in me or my close ones. I'm not the cause of your problems, tell them you didn't see me.

in other words, owun ko lo koba yin

Olamilekxy:
dey are complain dat is spicy
what if dey eat yoruba jollof rice nko

She would be sued for attempted murder..

Baba is making sure the puzzle dey add up accordingly towards 2023

Someone pls get us the video of soldiers and police fighting in one location i dnt knw, pls.

There is a video trending online now about Nigerian Police and Army fighting dirty in one area but i cant get the video. Someone shuld pls help out wit it, dem don fite tire

Emodeee:
I would pick the girl. Adesua is a "no no".

Use hypo wash ur eye bro

Stingman:
He is enjoying where there are excellent roads and 24 hrs electricity...Now see how you are sheepishly helping yourself in Nigeria with their oloshos?

This is the popular Enugu- Awka federal road...A link to two SE state capital...The distance is not more 60km...and these governors have done NOTHING...Now who is a sick sheep...you or them?

A link to TWO SOUTHEAST STATE CAPITAL that isn't more than 60km but they will come to lagos and talk trash. I give up, no more argument.60KM kwa

Delson25:
Before u have hbp, it just a movie set

Praise God, i for die sef

The kind horsepower wey dey there ehn jeez

I am ashamed to be a yoruba man right now. Its a shame grandmothers and mothers have joined idiots to promote masturbation, how on earth will women as old as 40+ dance saopy? What then wuld be their reaction when they see their children in the act of masturbation or engaging in internet fraud? People who are supposed to be good role models to the younger generation are the ones even destroying them. Shame on them mehn. If this was how their mothers behaved, i am sure we would have had a moral crisis beyond control by now. To cap it all, the younger generations are even telling them to dance away their sorrows, abeg which sorrow? abi oriburuku. Its a pity Except its a movie scene

Oluwasaeon:
Dis one will just carry phone and type as usual. Does she ever work ? Twitter Police

Dem call person force PRO, wetin b her work? she shuld inform us accordingly on the progress of criminal cases like dis. you just buy 75mb, begin type rubbish, mk police catch u witout brain, waa gba. na dat time u go nw her job.

e se mi, do anoda one.

Sincerely the way i relate with the staff of my child's sch, won't even allow the teacher beat my child like that. Except the teacher no sabi read para wey laff dey cover. What could a minor do to warrant such mending? he rape?

Star like to kip it cool, but if you vex star oo, star go give you 2 punch too. But star chop slap still loyal on top.

Dear parents, if you dnt have enof money to train ur wards, its beta to let them hawk petty tins and see them everyday than give them to rich folks as house helps. The way some kids are being treated ehn, u will be moved to tears. Even ur extended family members would treat ur kids anyhw not to tlk of strangers. pls, biko.

spirul77:
I can attest to the fact that delta women are very strong, mostly the urhobos ,they go to farm, bring wares from farm with bike and go to the market while since morning their husband tie wrapper dey drink shekpe for house,i was in an Agbor village not too long ago and it's a common sight to see women coming back from farm and working while the guys are mostly bleached and neatly dressed.

My broda i served in abavo village, agbor. Delta women are naturally strong, i see them everyday riding bike from farm down to agbor main town and i just cant stop praising them. They are the real MVP. Agbor is one of the few places i can live without fear of intimidation or any negative tots.

Maguire dat was turning on hin own, pls say smtin else

If Atiku catch dis woman, she will smell fowl yansh.

Kizyte:
WARRI PROVERBS

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall

3. Dem dey eat yam for Germany?

4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.

13. Forget Trust, if trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog, na hungry go kill am.

27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh

31. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh

see ehn, i don piss for body. dem no well for dat side.

Ambo stop giving info about the last election to the opponents thru a mole and u will be white as snow, obviously dats wat i heard frm an inside source.

I neva expererit..haq haq haq

In as much as i dont support the maltreatment of the police by the soldiers, i bliv the police men did not do their investigation well, in the sense that, they should knw drug sellers usually have loyalists around them and their customers are always very aggressive be it soldiers, policemen or civilians, they would be attacked. So i bliv going by this info, they shuld have done an underG arrest with a very good informant at the scene, come in lowkey and whisk him away without anyone noticing.

loml ni oo, o ti jakpa.

so finally tasha is now a role model...aye mi, my life.

Jago ma pa mi now, uh ah, man's not hot.

But come to think of it, he is right with this decision. If it were to b in the western world, they would have paid dearly for their actions especially ruggedman. I am not a fan of blackface but truth be told, you dont expect people to feed fat from your sweat while you roast away in penury. Its very very unfair.

Thisis2raw:
I won't have support it, if this is the punishment that will be meant for all looters and abuse of power type of politicians

Bro me i support it if it will reset their brain and normalize things in dis country.

ogberaga pezin leleyi oo

fire that was started by a particular group of pple, mk una continue to dey fear buhari..useless media.

sometimes i imagine how his parents feel when they remember they birth dis animal.