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 Education › The Best School In Ibadan by olumide54(op): 9:47am On May 12, 2021 |
WHY SHOULD I BRING MY WARDS TO DALOM SCHOOL - ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN IBADAN TODAY www.dalomschool.com 08132711884, 07038839674, 08037182790. School Environment: This is so indispensably significant. From the moment parents drop their kids and they walk in, they feel valued, accepted, and safe. This usually starts with the office personnel who welcomes them with a warm smile and greetings. The overall feel of Dalom School is seeing positive camaraderie among coworkers, it gives a sense of joy and partnership. In all classrooms, there are beautiful artworks which is inviting and allows students to show ownership and pride in their space. Our environment is always clean, which shows families that the school cares about their students day-to-day experience as well as maintaining a healthy environment. Another critical piece is the safety procedures involved throughout the entire school building such as security personnel, CCTV cameras, fire extinguishers and emergency exit doors. We know parent wants to send their children to school knowing there is a plan in place to provide the utmost safety for everyone. Cohesive Staff: Great teachers definitely make a school great. At Dalom School, we create a classroom full of positive relationships and this sets a precedent for learning. Our teachers have a growth mindset that keeps the evolution of education in motion. Our teachers are passionate about their students and will do what it takes to ensure success. Dalom School have a balance of both novice and veteran teachers, this is also important. The new teachers keep things fresh and moving forward, which is a constant in education. Veteran teachers have the necessary experience that can help shape and build a successful program. All staff members have a shared vision which is essential in creating a cohesive staff. Community Involvement: A school is a part of a community, and a great school has a variety of positive interactions. The PTA is an excellent source of involvement. Of course, our PTA is made up of primarily parents and guardians that have a vested interest in the success of the school. There are many times the PTA reaches out for community involvement. Police officers and firefighters are invited to come to our school to share their occupations as well as provide and safety tips; likewise other notable professionals such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Sportsmen and Clergies. School events are open to the public to view, such as a school carnival and all-school competitions. The school have various notable partners within and outside the country. Leadership: A strong leader makes a school great. An effective leader listens, communicates, solves problems, offers support and guidance, and is the driving force for excellence at Dalom Schools. This is what we stand for. While the proprietress or consultant oversees the staff, students, families, and is the bridge to the community. Building relationships and trust is also a key in our school when teachers are completely supported, which in turn makes them perform to their best ability. Our students feel valued, accepted and safe; which in turn gave them a higher level of performance. Parents also trust that their children are in the best learning environment. Rigorous Curriculum: What students are learning is imperative to the success of a school. Our students are fully engaged in global standard curriculum. Our curriculum are well-researched and able to provide pertinent skills to students. All the teachers have all necessary resources and training in order for the curriculum to be effective. The curriculum is also aligned with the necessary standards as determined by the Ministry of Education. Also, our students are assessed to provide feedback and data in order for the continuum of learning to progress. The Kids: Great schools cannot exist without great groups of kids and the diversity of these kids is what makes our school so great. We have the most beautiful, interesting, interested, and talented children from all over the country. Every child and every teacher has the special privilege of meeting, talking to, learning with, and playing with children and families from different places, different social class and ethnical background. We are an international school and our school is a perfect example of how different people can live together, work together, and learn together. Classrooms: Classrooms are bright, colorful; classrooms are furnished with tables and chairs that provide children with a variety of opportunities to learn to work together as a team. All classrooms are fitted with Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) to record and monitor all activities in the classroom and school building generally. A projector is also present in all classes to display videos, images and illustrations; all these foster learning and safer environment. Staff: Our staff are able to adapt to change. The school management constantly identify issues and they immediately began changing a number of practices and procedures -- and the staff have always embraced those changes without hesitation. They embraced the professional development too and work hard to bring it into the classroom. Our staff take pride in their work and make the school shine, they truly enjoy each others company, and they always pull together in times of need. Others: A great school comprise of great kids and teachers, great climates, and great programs. But those things are not all it takes without emphasis on technology integration. Every classroom in our building is fortunate to have a projector and digital camera. Our school has a computer mini-labs for student use with one computer for each student. This is supported through ongoing teachers training program that enables teachers to use these technologies to enhance the instructional process and encourage inquiry-based learning. Robotics Science is a new initiative from the school management to introduce the kids to latest technologies and discoveries. In addition to technology, we focus on data analysis and data availability on our school portal. These programs have reached all levels of students and have provided online tutoring and academic assistance to both parents, teachers and the outside world. These program have enhanced our reputation too. GREATNESS BEGINS HERE! |
| Science/Technology › The Best School In Ibadan by olumide54(op): 9:05am On May 12, 2021 |
WHY SHOULD I BRING MY WARDS TO DALOM SCHOOL - ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN IBADAN TODAY www.dalomschool.com 08132711884 or 07038839674 School Environment: This is so indispensably significant. From the moment parents drop their kids and they walk in, they feel valued, accepted, and safe. This usually starts with the office personnel who welcomes them with a warm smile and greetings. The overall feel of Dalom School is seeing positive camaraderie among coworkers, it gives a sense of joy and partnership. In all classrooms, there are beautiful artworks which is inviting and allows students to show ownership and pride in their space. Our environment is always clean, which shows families that the school cares about their students day-to-day experience as well as maintaining a healthy environment. Another critical piece is the safety procedures involved throughout the entire school building such as security personnel, CCTV cameras, fire extinguishers and emergency exit doors. We know parent wants to send their children to school knowing there is a plan in place to provide the utmost safety for everyone. Cohesive Staff: Great teachers definitely make a school great. At Dalom School, we create a classroom full of positive relationships and this sets a precedent for learning. Our teachers have a growth mindset that keeps the evolution of education in motion. Our teachers are passionate about their students and will do what it takes to ensure success. Dalom School have a balance of both novice and veteran teachers, this is also important. The new teachers keep things fresh and moving forward, which is a constant in education. Veteran teachers have the necessary experience that can help shape and build a successful program. All staff members have a shared vision which is essential in creating a cohesive staff. Community Involvement: A school is a part of a community, and a great school has a variety of positive interactions. The PTA is an excellent source of involvement. Of course, our PTA is made up of primarily parents and guardians that have a vested interest in the success of the school. There are many times the PTA reaches out for community involvement. Police officers and firefighters are invited to come to our school to share their occupations as well as provide and safety tips; likewise other notable professionals such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Sportsmen and Clergies. School events are open to the public to view, such as a school carnival and all-school competitions. The school have various notable partners within and outside the country. Leadership: A strong leader makes a school great. An effective leader listens, communicates, solves problems, offers support and guidance, and is the driving force for excellence at Dalom Schools. This is what we stand for. While the proprietress or consultant oversees the staff, students, families, and is the bridge to the community. Building relationships and trust is also a key in our school when teachers are completely supported, which in turn makes them perform to their best ability. Our students feel valued, accepted and safe; which in turn gave them a higher level of performance. Parents also trust that their children are in the best learning environment. Rigorous Curriculum: What students are learning is imperative to the success of a school. Our students are fully engaged in global standard curriculum. Our curriculum are well-researched and able to provide pertinent skills to students. All the teachers have all necessary resources and training in order for the curriculum to be effective. The curriculum is also aligned with the necessary standards as determined by the Ministry of Education. Also, our students are assessed to provide feedback and data in order for the continuum of learning to progress. The Kids: Great schools cannot exist without great groups of kids and the diversity of these kids is what makes our school so great. We have the most beautiful, interesting, interested, and talented children from all over the country. Every child and every teacher has the special privilege of meeting, talking to, learning with, and playing with children and families from different places, different social class and ethnical background. We are an international school and our school is a perfect example of how different people can live together, work together, and learn together. Classrooms: Classrooms are bright, colorful; classrooms are furnished with tables and chairs that provide children with a variety of opportunities to learn to work together as a team. All classrooms are fitted with Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) to record and monitor all activities in the classroom and school building generally. A projector is also present in all classes to display videos, images and illustrations; all these foster learning and safer environment. Staff: Our staff are able to adapt to change. The school management constantly identify issues and they immediately began changing a number of practices and procedures -- and the staff have always embraced those changes without hesitation. They embraced the professional development too and work hard to bring it into the classroom. Our staff take pride in their work and make the school shine, they truly enjoy each others company, and they always pull together in times of need. Others: A great school comprise of great kids and teachers, great climates, and great programs. But those things are not all it takes without emphasis on technology integration. Every classroom in our building is fortunate to have a projector and digital camera. Our school has a computer mini-labs for student use with one computer for each student. This is supported through ongoing teachers training program that enables teachers to use these technologies to enhance the instructional process and encourage inquiry-based learning. Robotics Science is a new initiative from the school management to introduce the kids to latest technologies and discoveries. In addition to technology, we focus on data analysis and data availability on our school portal. These programs have reached all levels of students and have provided online tutoring and academic assistance to both parents, teachers and the outside world. These program have enhanced our reputation too. GREATNESS BEGINS HERE! |
| Family › The Best School In Ibadan As At This Year - 2021 by olumide54(op): 8:53am On May 12, 2021 |
WHY SHOULD I BRING MY WARDS TO DALOM SCHOOL - ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN IBADAN TODAY 08132711884 or 07038839674 www.dalomschool.com School Environment: This is so indispensably significant. From the moment parents drop their kids and they walk in, they feel valued, accepted, and safe. This usually starts with the office personnel who welcomes them with a warm smile and greetings. The overall feel of Dalom School is seeing positive camaraderie among coworkers, it gives a sense of joy and partnership. In all classrooms, there are beautiful artworks which is inviting and allows students to show ownership and pride in their space. Our environment is always clean, which shows families that the school cares about their students day-to-day experience as well as maintaining a healthy environment. Another critical piece is the safety procedures involved throughout the entire school building such as security personnel, CCTV cameras, fire extinguishers and emergency exit doors. We know parent wants to send their children to school knowing there is a plan in place to provide the utmost safety for everyone. Cohesive Staff: Great teachers definitely make a school great. At Dalom School, we create a classroom full of positive relationships and this sets a precedent for learning. Our teachers have a growth mindset that keeps the evolution of education in motion. Our teachers are passionate about their students and will do what it takes to ensure success. Dalom School have a balance of both novice and veteran teachers, this is also important. The new teachers keep things fresh and moving forward, which is a constant in education. Veteran teachers have the necessary experience that can help shape and build a successful program. All staff members have a shared vision which is essential in creating a cohesive staff. Community Involvement: A school is a part of a community, and a great school has a variety of positive interactions. The PTA is an excellent source of involvement. Of course, our PTA is made up of primarily parents and guardians that have a vested interest in the success of the school. There are many times the PTA reaches out for community involvement. Police officers and firefighters are invited to come to our school to share their occupations as well as provide and safety tips; likewise other notable professionals such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, Sportsmen and Clergies. School events are open to the public to view, such as a school carnival and all-school competitions. The school have various notable partners within and outside the country. Leadership: A strong leader makes a school great. An effective leader listens, communicates, solves problems, offers support and guidance, and is the driving force for excellence at Dalom Schools. This is what we stand for. While the proprietress or consultant oversees the staff, students, families, and is the bridge to the community. Building relationships and trust is also a key in our school when teachers are completely supported, which in turn makes them perform to their best ability. Our students feel valued, accepted and safe; which in turn gave them a higher level of performance. Parents also trust that their children are in the best learning environment. Rigorous Curriculum: What students are learning is imperative to the success of a school. Our students are fully engaged in global standard curriculum. Our curriculum are well-researched and able to provide pertinent skills to students. All the teachers have all necessary resources and training in order for the curriculum to be effective. The curriculum is also aligned with the necessary standards as determined by the Ministry of Education. Also, our students are assessed to provide feedback and data in order for the continuum of learning to progress. The Kids: Great schools cannot exist without great groups of kids and the diversity of these kids is what makes our school so great. We have the most beautiful, interesting, interested, and talented children from all over the country. Every child and every teacher has the special privilege of meeting, talking to, learning with, and playing with children and families from different places, different social class and ethnical background. We are an international school and our school is a perfect example of how different people can live together, work together, and learn together. Classrooms: Classrooms are bright, colorful; classrooms are furnished with tables and chairs that provide children with a variety of opportunities to learn to work together as a team. All classrooms are fitted with Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) to record and monitor all activities in the classroom and school building generally. A projector is also present in all classes to display videos, images and illustrations; all these foster learning and safer environment. Staff: Our staff are able to adapt to change. The school management constantly identify issues and they immediately began changing a number of practices and procedures -- and the staff have always embraced those changes without hesitation. They embraced the professional development too and work hard to bring it into the classroom. Our staff take pride in their work and make the school shine, they truly enjoy each others company, and they always pull together in times of need. Others: A great school comprise of great kids and teachers, great climates, and great programs. But those things are not all it takes without emphasis on technology integration. Every classroom in our building is fortunate to have a projector and digital camera. Our school has a computer mini-labs for student use with one computer for each student. This is supported through ongoing teachers training program that enables teachers to use these technologies to enhance the instructional process and encourage inquiry-based learning. Robotics Science is a new initiative from the school management to introduce the kids to latest technologies and discoveries. In addition to technology, we focus on data analysis and data availability on our school portal. These programs have reached all levels of students and have provided online tutoring and academic assistance to both parents, teachers and the outside world. These program have enhanced our reputation too. GREATNESS BEGINS HERE! |
| Education › Re: Private Secondary Schools Needed In Ibadan by olumide54(m): 8:47am On May 12, 2021 |
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| Phones › Zte Ba610t @7k by olumide54(op): 8:44am On May 12, 2021 |
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| Politics › Re: Angry Sympathisers Storm Fasoranti's House Over Daughter's Death, Chant War Song by olumide54(m): 12:31am On Jul 14, 2019 |
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| Politics › 10 Undeniable Facts And Lessons From This Election by olumide54(op): 10:34pm On Feb 16, 2019 |
10 UNDENIABLE FACTS AND LESSONS FROM THIS ELECTION: 1. If you don't do well as an elected officer, Nigerians are now ready to change their leaders every 4 years. 2. Youths will be more involved in politics as from now. I'll suggest they start from grassroot level. 3. You can't come from nowhere and think you can win Nigerians with sweet words or in a thuggish manner. 4. Don't make too much promises before contesting. You'll be shocked to see that there are no resources to fulfill them. 5. APC/PDP can only be overthrown from any office if there are only three political parties in Nigeria. 6. Sweet words doesn't fool Nigerians again neither does statistics. Reality check on individuals, groups and communities will justify your reign. 7. Because you're young doesn't mean you will do well in office. That's why I prefer #VoteACompetentPerson to #NotTooYoungToRun. Take a look at the youngest governor in Nigeria. 8. Nigerians don't forget easily again, they might collect your money but will remind you of the bad moves you've made . 9. You must put a means of living in their hands before you start building any road or bridge even hospitals. 10. If you're not doing well, be sincere, ask for help and step aside. Nigerians still appreciate sincerity. Written by: Olumide Olanrewaju (IG: @iammrolu) |
| Education › Re: I Have A Talent And I Don't Want This To Die Inside Of Me by olumide54(m): 9:46am On Jan 02, 2019 |
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| Christianity Etc › A Perspective To Comedy, Pageant And Secular Music On Altars by olumide54(op): 6:48pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
WHAT WOULD HE SAY by Olumide Olanrewaju What you’re about to read are my personal opinions about my religion, so only constructive criticism are appreciated. In this short epistrophe, I refuse to take any side whether it is right or wrong; I’m of the view of adding WHAT WOULD HE SAY OR DO as a fresh perspective to the longing contemporary issues about some activities. So recently, I read about a Christian centre, where they organize beauty pageant INSIDE THE CHURCH; I was wowed, like have we actually gotten to that extent. Like I said I wouldn’t know if it is right or wrong. Because I know some will come at me that, where is it written in the bible that: “thou shall not hold a beauty pageant in the church”, some will say it is an avenue to engage in some activities/programmes so that the youth wouldn’t do the same outside the church. I just hope that one day I will be able to smoke holy marijuana in the church and surround myself with holy strippers too since I wouldn’t want to the same outside the church. MY STAND: WHAT WOULD HE SAY? I mean someone you hold in high esteem and worship by its name is physically present. You mean he would also join the judges or audience and say “Oh! I love that intelligent curvy lady with the perfect nose and jaws. No No No; look at the nose of this one like small letter m, hahaha look at her legs like yam too; ohh! I love that chocolate lady, you should know that chocolate is my thing; oh! As beautiful as you are, you can’t answer this simple question, so dull. It might be funny, but take your time to imagine what would Jesus do or say if you could see him present in such activities? Another is the issue of comedians on the altar; as much as I love comedy and I feel like we should have time to relax off. The place of worship is not a theatre for jest or an abode for comedians to entertain. Interestingly, they even mock the trinity in our presence; use them in scenarios they can’t use for their parents and rubbish the diverse tongues of the Holy Spirit and it sounds so funny to us. It’s so sad, as in right in their presence in a church. Again, some will come at me that, where is it written in the bible that: “thou shall not laugh or have fun in the church”, some will say aren’t those comedians Christians too. Personally, I don’t see a reason why a separate progamme can’t be held for such purpose where insulting words are cautioned too, must it be within a congregational service, some even precedes Holy Communion services. But then these days, most churches are geared towards increasing their number at all cost (entertaining all kind of things). MY STAND: WHAT WOULD HE SAY? Take your time to imagine what would Jesus do or say if you could see him present. Would he probably laughing out loud to the demeaning jokes about himself and tapping the Holy spirit saying look at your life … hahaha, na you dem finish like this. Or he would stand up and shout “Area”. Or what would you think he would do? Personally, it shows how well we value the trinity. Another is reconstructing secular music/slang. If not for lack of creativity, I don’t see a reason why these new and young gospel artists should go extra length just to change lyrics of secular music. A lot of people have composed their gospel songs from scratch and received global recognition without tapping into what is trending in the secular world. Today is not the day to argue which is right or wrong to listen to. I listen to both. And I draw my boundaries at both sides; yea even for gospel; I watched some stage performances and music videos recently and all I could see is that they are gradually migrating into what everybody wants to see. As a gospel artist, if you’re after what everybody wants, you can’t stand out. You’re just drinking from a mirage; it won’t stand the test of time. So instead of tapping into already popular secular music to gain speedy popularity, go back to your altar and ask for grace. If a secular musician could make billboard top 100, why can’t you? One thing about music, music is not in the sounds that come out of the mouth; it is in what the soul thinks of it. The soul seeks for its source and connects to its deity. So songs not borne out of worshipping God, how do you think changing the lyrics will make it get to God? Personally and if you won’t lie , when we listen to these songs, our mind is always completing the lyrics with the un-doctored version of the song and probably visualizing how the video vixen was twisting to the rhymes in the music video. No lies. MY STAND: WHAT WOULD HE SAY? Take your time to imagine what would Jesus do or say if you could see him present. Would he join you in the worship when he already knows where you’re coming from? Forget the fact that it made people cry or it has broken the congregation; the cry can be coming from the emotional seat, same way when see dehumanizing events and cry and not necessarily because the heavens are shaking; in fact, when we just close our eyes and imagine things, we are liable to cry. So if you think the goodness of the lyrics is what makes heaven comes down, judgment wouldn’t start from the church. May we be present in his presence to receive our presents because of his presence while he is actually present and not because he is omnipresent. To the “where is it written in the bible” kind of people. The holy book is not just like an organizational policy handbook where the expected codes and conducts are been stated with their corresponding sanctions or disciplinary measures. Its more than that, there are things that are not stated the exact way you want it to appear, but for the sake of the gospel, Paul said. I’ll do away with them (avoid controversies). There are ways that seems right to man, but the end is destruction. The bible is just a concise written version of what God wants you to know at hand. You wouldn’t get more if the wordings are not transformed in you. But these days, we only skim through, and rejoice because our ulterior motives are not stated clearly. When someone tells you that Jesus didn’t do this and that in the New Testament as the only excuse for we not to do some things, ask him/her, if it was written that… and Jesus brushed his teeth; but why is he doing so? THE KEYPOINT is because the death and resurrection of Christ has torn the veil of the temple and made the holy of holies easily accessible doesn’t mean the altar should lose its standard. Enjoy your day! WHAT WOULD HE SAY |
| Romance › Most Creative Love Letter by olumide54(op): 2:59pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
I JOIN OTHER PLAYWRIGHTS TO PRESENT THIS TO YOU: Behold, you knights Today, we fight with all our might Go home now this noon, go and say your goodnights For we may not return to these sights Go, I pray! May our ancestors receive souls that falleth tonight Now assemble all; across all borders Princesses, royal bloods even traders Beat the drums, raise the tunes of the praisers For the king seeketh a beauty, tell the criers For victory only reside with risk-takers For hopes to have a queen do fall and rise But Lo! I set my eye on what is perfectly right Why is everyone slow and the moon so bright? Oh! maybe trance, some hallucinations at its height But no! this is a sign, this is my appointed time She said `I'm Ashake from a close county' Well my lady, your beauty set my soul singing Becall unto the heavens, an angel must be missing I hear peace ringing For have found the precious piece that have been missing So tell the warriors to enjoy the moment, no more hunting! I JOIN THE ENTERTAINERS TO SAY If I don't please you, where's the ASSURANCE If your smile is not the first thing i'll see DON'T WAKE ME UP For your love fill my belly like NIGERIA JOLLOF I'm your white rice and dodo, baby be my STEW Yes I have no liver but please don't waste my THYME I JOIN THE TRAVELERS TO SAY You're my INDIAN MOVIE My SWISS WATCH My AMERICAN PIE My FRENCH FRIES My ITALIAN GOLD My KOREAN BOMB My AFRICAN BEAUTY My YORUBA ACCENT My IGBO STEW My HAUSA PERFUME I JOIN OTHER NEWBIES TO SAY You're my snake in the monkey's shadow I mean I'm the KingKong with big anaconda Sometimes you're Frank, Sometimes you're Savage But we still flow like Vector Tho our love is unlimited like GLO cheat, you still fuel me like TOTAL. And then cover me like SHELL I JOIN THE WRITERS TO SAY Baby, let me write for you I'll let LANTERN enlighten us I'll let EVANS capture it I'll let AFRICAN PRESS bind it and allow UNIVERSITY to market it In Italian: Ti amo In Korean: Tangsinul sprang ha yo In Chinese: Wo le ni In Arabic: Ana behibek In French: Je t'aime In Yoruba: Mo ni ife re In English: I love you This is my WORD to you; with you we will EXCEL. Sealed with a kiss, enjoy my brief POWER POINTS. |
| Politics › Re: #iamnotatikulating And I'm Not A #buharist by olumide54(op): 8:30pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
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| Politics › #iamnotatikulating And I'm Not A #buharist by olumide54(op): 1:41pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
OLUMIDE FOR PRESIDENT 2019 The first thing I’ll do is to change the map of Nigeria to a perfect square shape and then sell off the excesses to neighboring countries to put other things in shape. You feel my rhymes? But then, that sound stupid just like #NotTooYoungToRun. Age is now a criterion to good governance right? One of those bizarre movements you’ll only find in this part of the world. I just want to believe I’m not the only one not seeing a correlation between been young and having the required competencies to run a working government. Why not #PutACompetentPersonInPower ?? I think in total, we will have less than 20 candidates under or 40years running for the topmost positions; President, Senate and House of Reps. We are encouraged to vote for them. WHY? Answer: Because they are YOUNG! That’s silly. Have they been tested and found incorruptible, can they manage resources well; what their plan apart from been young. Some will say; let us see what they will do first. Just like the old men, all youths have tendency to live a luxurious lifestyle too even if they can’t store it up somewhere in cash. I hope we won’t manage a youth that will eventually close a seaport because bae is on vacation on a yacht closeby or shut down a mall because his kids are shopping or use the presidential jet to deliver his designer outfits weekly. Due to thirst for real power, Nigerian youths won’t practice grass root politics; that’s why a godfather can boast of having slots that takes up close to half of the total seats in Federal House of Assembly. You think, you can just wake up and post “I HAVE A DREAM” on instagram and then get to seat in the House after the election. It doesn’t work that way; Nigeria is not a theatre of dreams where people you’ve never met will support your personal convictions just because they see it in you and they believe you have what it takes. We need to work our ass up from the grassroots. Imagine if youths can take up all the councilor’s seats, the LG seats and State House of Assemblies; before you know we are converging and raising an irresistible voice such that we can jointly raise a competent person to rise to the topmost federal seats. By this time, they have been tested with some resources, we will know their ideologies, capabilities and select out of the numerous unlike the two famous lone wolves deceiving themselves. Some youths are either godson – puppets just like the VP, some are sponsored ads to divide the votes of the opponents and our supposed #NotTooYoungToRun candidates also want to ride on our intelligence by using their previous fame and affiliation to shift our mind from their capabilities. One promised 100k minimum wage, one will never stop using analogies, rhymes and sweet words; another started with my dad is an orphan. These are strategies already used by the grandpas in power, so how are they different, just a younger version of them. I don’t see why Sowore or Durotoye can’t start from taking up gubernatorial positions; or probably House of Rep or senate and let’s see what they are up to; everything looks like thirst for power to me or rather a show of shame because they won’t even win the LG of their respective hometowns. #NotTooYoung is still an online thing for Instagram and Twitter households that will mostly like not step out on Election Day. People that will really queue up for hours to vote are on the streets ready to collect rice and semovita again since the youths are not ready and the grandpas knows how to settle their wants to get what they want. SO, WALK UP THE LANE AND YOUR FOOTPRINTS WILL BE NOTED; FLY TO THE TOPMOST POSITIONS AND FADE AWAY QUICKLY. If we don’t have the patience, let’s focus on our grind and control the economy; if Facebook was a country; Mark will be the Prime Minister of the most populated and diverse country in the world. Imagine other professions in the entertainment world where a single person has up to a 100 million followers on social media with an influence some presidents doesn’t have. Let the people that can do it, do it irrespective of their age; if the grandpas keep blaming past administrations; if a young man gets there and then he couldn’t find the solution; guess who to blame? And then the blame game continues. If pushing incompetent youths to power is the new avenue to eat national cake, let’s eat our tomorrow’s yam now and then tomorrow we will grumble about the clueless man we voted in on @instablog9ja like we always do. |
| Celebrities › Re: 5 Renowned Weed Smokers In The Nigerian Music Industry by olumide54(m): 8:44pm On Sep 15, 2018 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Commotion In Gombe NYSC Camp As Wizkid Resumes For NYSC by olumide54(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
twenty man shall fall that day....
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| Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates 1.9million Followers On Instagram (photos) by olumide54(m): 6:56am On Aug 08, 2018 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by olumide54(m): 9:11pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by olumide54(m): 7:54am On Feb 24, 2018 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by olumide54(m): 1:52am On Feb 24, 2018 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Invitation by olumide54(m): 1:47am On Feb 24, 2018 |
please add me to the WhatsApp group 07087810105 and please PQ to oluolan@gmail.com. God bless |
| Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by olumide54(op): 10:09pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
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| Literature › Olu (diary Of A Broke Playboy) Episode 9 by olumide54(op): 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
(Olu turned to take the shortest path to his house) (Mr Salami hired assassin on their way to Olu’s house) Olu: I really still care about you, this is funny, stupid and strange but you should know when I’m saying the truth. I want us to give it another try. Despite… Odun: (screams WATCHOUT!!!) (Olu stepped on the brake abruptly) Odun: Jesus, please concentrate, I think we should have this conversation later. You almost got us killed. (They stepped out of the car; Odun rushed towards the child on the road) Odun: Are you alright baby? Boy: yes aunty Odun: Thank you Jesus. (A woman rushed to the boy from the other side of the road. Woman: Ayo! Are you alright? Ayo: yes mummy Woman: (facing Odun and Olu); are you blind, you want to kill my joy right. Ha! Just thank your star that nothing happened to my son. Olu: we are sorry ma Woman: sorry for yourself. Imagine you’re speeding on a busy neighbourhood by this time of the day. (The woman carried her son) Woman: Oluwa o ma se o (God, I thank you ) (Olu followed her) Olu: My name is Olu, I am so sorry for what happened and we thank God that there’s no casualty. I will like to see the boy again and atleast have a discussion with you. Woman: I’m Bunmi. Take down my number Olu: Thank you so much Bunmi: You’re welcome (Olu gave the boy some money) Olu: Use it to buy biscuit Boy: (Happy mood) mummy bikit Bunmi: Thank you (Olu returns to the car to meet Odun) (Olu’s Compound) (The assassins are in the car strategizing) Boss: All we have to do is go in to House 5 and kill the guy quietly. He may likely be with a lady as usual. All info indicates he is around and has a daughter with him. The sole aim is to shoot the guy only unless there’s any other attack. Others: Yes Boss Boss: You (pointing to one of them), you’ll stay in the car with him. Give us quick info if anything is going wrong. You (pointing to another), you will stay at the gate unmasked to keep the entrance secured. Myself and XY will enter to do the deal. We are doing this in two minutes. Alright? Others: Yes Boss! (Three assassins alighted from the vehicle) (Olu & Odun in the car) Olu: I think I’ll postpone this conversation Odun: Better Olu: I’m sorry Odun: I’m sorry I shouted on you too (Olu starts the car) Olu: my house is down the street (Olu’s Compound) (Shola and his bf were talking and flirting in front of Olu’s house) (XY pointing to them from his hideout) (Boss and XY kept moving closer until XY tripped) Shola: Who is there? (She saw XY trying to get up, she screamed and took to her heels and her boyfriend followed her. (But Boss quickly shot them) Boss: Let’s go… let’s go (The neighbourhood became rowdy with people shouting ole ole ole(thieves) (Olu and Odun could hear the noises, they parked the car close to the gate but didn’t step out. The third unmasked assassin walked past their car, as he was trying to recall that this is the Olu they’re after, the two assassins ran out of the compound towards the car, so he quickly joined them. Odun took a picture of the car’s plate number. They drove off) (People started rushing out of their houses and screaming for help. Olu stepped out to help the people carry the bodies of shola and her boyfriend to the car. An ambulance arrived and they placed them on life support while being taken away.) (Assasins in their hideout) (The Boss slapped XYZ) Boss: Mehn, you’re done here XY. This is the simplest operation, can you imagine? You tripped on a common bucket, what could have happened if I didn’t take them down. XYZ: Please Boss, I will explain, please spare me Boss: You know the rules mehn, you make mistakes capable of revealing our secrets and getting us arrested. The person is done. (Boss brought out his gun) Boss: Take, do it yourself or I’ll make it slow for you XYZ: Please…. One more chance Boss: You have 30 seconds (XYZ collected the gun but quickly pointed it towards Boss to shoot him only to discover that there were no bullets inside.) Boss: That was just a test. (He claps) Boss: OP, shoot him. (OP shot XYZ dead) Boss: Dispose his body as early as possible tomorrow morning. (Olu’s compound) (The police arrived at the scene) Detective: Odun, what are you doing here? Odun: Thank God you’re here my friend. I came to drop my friend. Olu: Good evening (Olu and Odun wrote down what they witnessed; Olu entered to pick some items for princess). Detective: Officer Kayode, please deliver these items to Mrs Rukayat Salami, Paediatrics ward 23, General Hospital and stay there till further instruction. Officer: Yes ma… Detective: You’ll need to come with us for some further questioning and then we’ll release you to join your family at the hospital. (Assassins were disturbed and disorganized in their hideout) (OP signals to Boss to meet him outside) OP: Egbon, we killed the wrong guy. That guy is not Olu, I saw him outside with another lady. Boss: Damm! I hope they didn’t see you. OP: They saw me Boss: This is a big fuckup OP: am I going to be killed? Boss: This is between us, I’ll handle it. No worries. (Phone conversation) Officer Kay: Boss, Olu is here with us, what happened during the operation Boss: there were minor issues Officer Kay: He’ll be on his way to the hospital very soon without escort; I’ll feed you back on the latest. Boss: Oya (Call drops) Boss: Guys, in one hour, we’ll be going out to finish some businesses. Get ready Others: Yes Sir. (Mr Patrick’s Home) (Alice looks sick and pale, just then she rushed to the toilet to vomit) To be continued… |
| Literature › Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by olumide54(op): 8:26pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
Gen. Leye: Hello young man over there, can you please help me with my bag to the car… Olu (in his mind): Temi bami. Ha! Please don’t let me help you sir. (Olu still pretending to be busy) Ngozi turns back Ngozi: Let me help still pretending to be busy) Ngozi turns back Ngozi: Let me help you sir. Gen. Leye: Thank you my dear, why is your partner not replying me? Ngozi: Oh! Emeka, that’s my younger brother, he has a minor ear defect, if you don’t move closer to him, he wont hear you very well. Gen. Leye: Really, I’m sorry. (Gen. Leye moves closer) Gen. Leye: Well done young man Olu: ( nods his head in approva) (Gen. Leye left and drove out) Ngozi: As we are saying but he interrupted… Olu: Oh! My God. Mehn, I am a learner. Do you think at all, before lying? Ngozi: Will you shutup? You don’t know anything yet, man must survive. Olu: nasoo Ngozi: So when are you taking me out? Olu: Next week, but I can take you to my house tonight, so you can know my house Ngozi: (laughing). Ehn ehn, mo jo omo Ibadan. Olu (in his mind): Mehn, this Ibo girl sabi Yoruba sha! This one sabi where I dey go. Olu: haba, it is not like what you’re thinking of sha. Ngozi: I understand now, shebi am a town planner or wole wole (community health workers ), that I want to know your house. Olu: oya lets continue… (Mr Salami and his friends) Mr Salami: That’s how we are forgetting this guy o. I don’t want him alive. Can you take that, I am asking all of you? How can someone be cheating on me for years and be alive. Never! Friend 1: Easy padi, make we deal with am, ka gboju Mr Salami: What are you saying? This guy dey follow my wife sleep soteh(that) the guy give my wife belle, my wife! I dey raise pikin for that bastard for good 3 years. Friend 2: Naso I dey hear the guy gist say naso the guy dey chop everywhere. Me I no fit take am o. Mr Salami: abeg this night, make we send guys… Friend 2: oya! Padi mi. no P (Bayo’s Compound) Ronke; Bayo’s elder sister entered the compound Ronke: Well done Olu, we are leaving tomorrow morning. The train leaves by 8. Olu: I’ll be there. I’ll should be on my way now. Mufu: You don dey go? Oya oya Olu: Will you keep quiet (Odun stepped out from the house) (Olu saw her and switched to SU ) Olu: Hi, good afternoon (Odun hissed and walked off) Olu: Just a minute. Please listen, I am so sorry for everything. Just a minute. Odun: Ok, what do you want to say? Olu: I am truly sorry, I have been through a lot recently and I have decided to put that life aside. I am a changed person or let me say I am in the process… Odun: Is that all? Olu: I’m sorry Odun: You said that 6 years and you repeated the same thing last month. Do I look like a fool? Olu (in his mind): akuku leso (we cant say) Odun: Please, let me be. Olu: I have been avoiding your family at all cost, I want that to stop Odun: You think so? You think we don’t know you are here (Odun’s mother stepped out) Odun’s mother: Come in, young man Olu (in his mind): Finally, they’ll be burying me with Bayo Olu: Mummy, Good afternoon? (Odun’s mom turned and entered) (After an hour of discussion; Olu’s playboy level dropped drastically) Mom: Odun should drop you off Olu: Thank you very much ma. Kemi: Awwwwww! Lover’s reunion Odun: Iya e (Odun and Olu entered the car and drove out) (After ten minutes of quietness) Odun: So you have a daughter? Olu: Yes Odun: How old? Olu: three Odun: Her name? Olu: Princess Odun: hmmmm (Odun parked the car) Odun: get out Olu: why? Odun: I said get out of my car Olu: Please (Odun started crying) Olu: I am so sorry for everything (Olu trying to touch her) Odun: Will you take the hand away before I get you arrested Olu: I am regretting I took that path, I’m taking responsibility for all the wrongs. Odun (wipes her tears): God help you Olu: Amen. Can we just talk better at any buka (small restaurant, sells local dishes) close by Odun: Oh! You now know your level? Olu smiles Olu: yes Odun smiles (Two hours later) (Phone conversation) Ruky: Olu, where are you? I have been trying to reach you all day. Princess is seriously ill and we are in the hospital now. I want you to come right away. Olu: Ok, very soon. (Olu turns to Odun) Olu: Ruky called Odun: one of your bae? Olu: She’s the mother of my daughter Odun: Oh! Senior bae Olu: She said Princess is sick and I need to be there. I need to go now. Odun: Ok! Am about leaving too. Waiter! How much is the bill? Waiter: He has paid ma Odun: Alright (Odun turns to Olu) Odun: Wow! I’m impressed. Olu: We thank God… Odun: Shut up Odun: I’ll drive you there Olu: Thank you. (10 minutes later) (Phone conversation) Ruky: I hope you’re on your way? Please I need you to help me with some clothes for princess and some provisions too. Olu: Ok. Alright (Olu to Odun) Olu: I’ll need to pick some clothes for princess. Let me drive to save the stress of giving you direction. Odun: Ok (Odun parked the car and they switched position). (Olu turned back to take the shortest path to his house) (Mr Salami hired assassin on their way to Olu’s house) To be continued… |
| Literature › OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) - Episode 7 by olumide54(op): 9:06pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Voice: My name is Engineer Emeka Patrick, the father to Alice Patrick, one of your students Olu: Good afternoon Sir, How has been your day sir. Mr Patrick: Very fine my brother. My daughter said… (Olu in his mind: Mo daran, temi bami oooo) Mr Patrick: She said you’re her usual customer and then I discovered she’s doing well in your subjects. Thank you so much my brother. God bless you. Olu: You know what sir; this world can be a better place if everyone is like me Mr Patrick: Hmmmmm Olu: I make sure I do what I am supposed to do as if everybody is my brother. And I know only God can reward me; so no need to thank me sir. Thank God your daughter met me, because I was planning to change job, they begged me to stay. Everyone wants me to work with me. Mr Patrick: Heeey! Thank God for my daughter o. Alice has a big star; she’s my only daughter and a lucky child. God bless you my brother. Olu: That’s ok Sir, I will give her some money to give you for appreciating my effort. Mr Patrick: ehn! My brother. God will bless you. God will make you big. Your wife will not suffer, your parent will not suffer, you will not suffer, you will… Olu: Amen, that’s ok sir. Just always make sure she doesn’t miss her coaching classes. Mr Patrick: She won’t. So I will be expecting that one. Thank you. Did you hear me, ok , that one I prayed for. My family is thanking you o Olu: Ok sir (Call drops) Olu: mehn, that was close. (Song: What a mighty God, we serve…). He has promised, he will never fail… It is well. MR PATRICK’S APARTMENT Mr Patrick: Nna, I just spoke with Alice teacher in school, he said he’ll send me something o. We thank God o. This man is our God sent ooo Mrs Patrick: My dear, you and money. We should know this teacher oo. I am saying my own o. I am not ok with my daughter and this man o. Today 200 naira vegetable, tomorrow 500 naira vegetable. The man na goat. We should know him o. Mr Patrick: Shut up my friend. Don’t call my brother a goat. He’ll send money to us soon; a goat won’t do that. Mrs Patrick: Ok o. How much will you give me tomorrow, you know I’ll be spending one week over there with Aunty Amaka. Mr Patrick: Oh! You can ask for money; you see, go to the backyard. Go and open the mouth of our only goat and take money now. Mrs Patrick: Whatever… you will sha give me something. Mr Patrick: have heard you, please go before you fart again… ALICE AND HER FRIEND AT THE BACKYARD Friend: Why are you looking like that Alice: Am tired Grace Grace: What have we done that you’re tired. Look at the remaining beans. Alice: I know, I don’t know, I will just be tired and spitting. I think I have fever. Grace: Spitting keh, are you sure it is not what it is Alice: I don’t know oo, leave me alone Grace: Ok o. Madam spit ODUN’S APARTMENT Kemi: Guess what? Odun: You know have sense Kemi: You’re mad Odun: Oya oo. I cannot guess. Kemi: That your Behind for nothing BF, I was with him last week Odun: Ehn ehn, so you have taken the baton from me. Kemi: Baton ko. Emi ko la abi (Do I have tribal marks) Odun: iya e (your mother) Kemi: Can you imagine he has a child. My step-brother’s wife has a child for him. And that useless guy is still staring at us in church. Odun: You mean he is now one of your relatives Kemi: You’re stupid. Who him relative epp Odun: I once dated an idiot, now I have his relative as friend. Mo ro go Kemi: Mtchewwww… Come and look at his apartment. So dirty and local and he steps out Behind with a borrowed car. Ha, mo daran, we ladies have suffered. I was just in the car jejely looking at the drama. I thought boys will pounce on him, I should quickly cover it and upload it on @Instablog9ja. Na God save your yeye BF. Odun: Ehn ehn. O ti to e bayi (it’s ok) Kemi: Ni bo lo moju lo na, ni gba ton shagbere kiri (Odun chases Kemi downstairs) OLU VISITING BAYO’S FAMILY (Olu knocking the gate) Gateman: I dey come o (Gateman opens the small gate) Gateman: Oga, you still come borrow my oga jeep after him don die? Olu: You’re stupid. Idiot. So you can now talk to me anyhow bah. I will pounce on you later. I just pray you’re in Bayo’s will. Your life don finish be that. (A lady approaching) Lady: Any problem Olu: It’s me, aunty Ronke Ronke: Ooh Olu, thank you for coming. How are you? Olu: Trying to stay alive too o. His death is just too much on me. Ronke: pele dear (Both hugged) Ronke: I need to get some foodstuff at the mall. I’ll be right back. (Ronke left) (Olu still wandering about in the compound) Olu: Hi dear (referring to a lady passing by) Lady: Hello Olu: Hi, I am Olu, I’d love to meet you too Lady: I am Ngozi, a student of Uniben (Olu in his mind: Osheeeey, omo ni yen. Parole made simple) Olu: That’s cool. I actually finished from Oxford University in Malaysia; am based there. I am just here for the summer break. Ngozi: wow! No problem, I hope you will carry me along with your enjoyment Olu: No problem. (Two elderly men talking behind them) Man 1: … So I will back shortly, I need to report to the barrack now. Man 2: Alright, I’ll be expecting you. (Olu faces the other direction) Olu: Jesu, Jesu, Jesu; if you can save me from this one. I’ll never toast any girl again. Ngozi: Hello, what’s wrong? Olu: Shiiii ( for her to keep quiet) Gen. Leye: Hello young man over there, can you please help me with my bag to the car… (to be continued…) |
| Literature › Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by olumide54(op): 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
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| Literature › OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 6 by olumide54(op): 11:42pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
(Olu steps aside , so that Gen. Leye can enter, pretending he doesn’t know him. Gen Leye remains at the doorstep looking at him) Olu: (on his kneels) please sir, I beg you in the name of God, please allow me to explain. Am a dead man, I know. Gen. Leye: Thank God you know. Gen. Leye: Hello officer (referring to a policeman passing by). Olu: (prostrating), please sir, I am so sorry sir. I will explain now sir. Gen. Leye: Ok, will you allow me so you can explain to my wife? Olu: Haaa! No sir Gen. Leye: Do you want me to take you to the barracks? Olu: Haaaaaaaaaaaa! No sir Gen. Leye: What do you want? Olu: I want us to talk like father to son Gen. Leye: Who is your father? Olu: You’re like a father to me Gen. Leye: Definitely not me, Never. You have this only option, on Saturday morning call me and then I’ll describe where we are going to meet. If you refuse to come, before the jail time in which my wife can assure you of, you will taste the barrack life too. Olu: I’ll come sir, Sure! When nothing is wrong with me. Gen. Leye: Let me see the complimentary card I gave you. Olu: Sure Olu: (Olu searching his pockets) Ooh! Please a minute sir. Olu: (Olu walks up to another officer) Please I’d like to see Officer Lolade Officer: over there Olu: Thank you (Olu entered her office) Olu: Hi beauty Lolade: Hi Olu: Please I gave you the wrong complimentary card, I thought I had mine with me. I hope I’ll see you tonight? Lolade: Yes, you gave me my dad’s complimentary card. Olu: What! Your dad! (Olu turned to see Gen. Leye behind him) (Olu smiled to Gen. Leye; Gen. Leye gave him a military slap) Gen. Leye: You’re just a helpless young man. Please disappear (Olu unable to hear anything and with blurry vision to, he took the complimentary card from the desk and went straight for the door only to discover it is the door to her restroom; he closed it and opened the second door). Abraham: What took you so long? (Olu did not answer, he opened the door and sat down) Tolu: I think someone just received free 7up (referring to Olu) Abraham: (innocently), I have Pepsi at the back too, if you don’t mind. (Olu gave them that disgusting look) Abraham: I’ll drop you at home right? (looking at Olu) (Olu nods to confirm the question) OLU IN HIS APARTMENT Olu: (in a thin voice), Am home o (Olu coughs to clear his throat) Olu: (in a thicker voice), Am home o. Olu: I think say I no fit talk again ni sha. I Bleep up small o. Make I no fit notice say she resemble Odun. (Someone knocking) Ruky: Its me Ruky Olu: Ruky, whats up? (Olu opens the door) Olu: But you didn’t tell me you’re coming? Ruky: there’s a big problem o. (Olu to himself): Again!!! Olu: Am listening Ruky: You know I told you about my husband, how violent he has been. He’ll even be beating me in front of my daughter. So I paid some area boys to deal with him, this backfired cos they are his boys, now I have to stay away from him. That’s why am here to explain to you. Olu: Sorry about your husband beating you, some of them can be useless, assuming I was still in the military, I would have killed him on your command. Ruky: Olu, youre never in the military, this is Ruky fa, not one of those leggings girl Olu: Ok. (smiling). But about this apartment, it was built to fit only me, so how are we going to do that one o Ruky: Olu, don’t worry, I’ll pay for any inconveniences. Olu: That’s good then Ruky: No work today? Olu: Am resting Ruky: Talk to me jare Olu: I lost a friend lately and we’ve been on the case since yesterday. Everything is fine now. Ruky: I hope so. (Olu touching Ruky’s thigh …) Ruky: Nooo! You’re not even considerate with all my problems. No! and then my baby is in the car. Olu: She’s here? And you didn’t tell me. We’ll continue in the evening, I want to see my baby. (Olu opens the door; saw some men standing next to their cars) Olu: I think we have visitors Ruky: Who are they? (Ruky joins Olu outside) Man: Hello Mr Man (referring to Olu). Am Mr Salami; your girlfriend’s husband. There’s nothing to deny or defend again, this is the definition of been caught red handed. Man: The issue is not with you, you (pointing to Ruky), you lied to me for three years, so princess is not my daughter. (He flings a paper to her). That’s the paternity test. I knew you never loved me, but I don’t know you’ll lie to me. But I can assure you now, that the family business bond has gone sour. And currently, some people are packing your belongings; they’ll be delivered shortly to this address. Are you wondering how I know about all this? (Kemi winds down from one of the cars, Kemi is Odun’s best friend). That’s my step-sister. But young man, you need to watch your back as from now. You should be a dead man by now if not that everyone is watching now. Have a lovely reunion guys. (with Princess watching the whole drama from her mom’s car) Princess: Daddy, where are you going? Mr Salami: My little queen, daddy is traveling for a long time. Princess: Don’t leave me alone Mr Salami: Ok, I won’t stay long, I’ll buy you gifts Princess: I will miss you daddy Mr Salami: I’ll miss you too my baby. (He hugs princess) (Mr Salami on his way to his car) Ruky: You cannot put all the blames on me and just leave. That doesn’t mean you’re not a devil. You beat me mercilessly, every change you get. You didn’t tell the world that you’re suffering from chronic low sperm count, you can’t even impregnate a chick. You! impotent monster (Mr Salami stopped) Mr Salami: I wont kill you today. Guys, let’s go (Mr Salami and his men drove out; everyone returning to their apartments) (Phone ringing) Olu: Hello, please who am I speaking with? Voice: My name is Engineer Emeka Patrick, the father to Alice Patrick, one of your students (… to be continued) |
| Literature › OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy)- Episode 5 (frying Pan To Fire) by olumide54(op): 12:19pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
Police: Please, raise your hands and come closer slowly (Olu held Bayo til thel health workers took the corpse from him) (Abraham surrendered to the Police and theyheld Olu up to handcuff him) (Tolu to himself): Ha!, and I was sleeping o, why did I come back. If I know I should not just wake up (They were handcuffed at the back of a police vehicle, while the policemen were taking pictures and performing some forensic analysis) A drunkard staggering towards the scene… Drunkard: Na so dem dey kill us ooo, the man dey enjoy him life, na by force to accept ni? Officer give me N200 make I top up this one now? Policewoman: Officer Sule, please go and give this man 7up over there. Drunkard: Ese madam. God bless you. Oya sule let’s go (Policewoman walks towards the car) Policewoman: Who is this one sleeping? Will you wake him up? (Abraham tapped Tolu) Tolu: Are we on our way home? (Olu gave him that disgusting look) (Policewoman pointing to Olu, bring him out) Policewoman: My name is Dolapo Awodele, a detective in the Force, please show me your hands (Using some tools, she scrubbed his palm) Policewoman: Let us move. Mr Olu, you’re going with some of our officers to search your apartment now. Olu: What are you insinuating? Dolapo: Nothing, not until we get to the bottom of this. Officer, and from there you head back to the headquarters. (They parted ways) (Olu’s Compound) (Siren blaring with Olu at the backseat) (All the neighbours were outside) Landlord: Good evening officers Policeman: Good evening Sir, we are here to search Mr Olu Lanre’s apartment, this is our search warrant. Landlord: You can go ahead officers (Some police officers entered using the keys they’ve collected earlier from Olu) Sola: Oh my goodness, what must have happened? Is olu a criminal? Or a murderer? Were they planning to rob somewhere the other time some men came over? Was he trying to lure me and kill me? Thank God ooo (Police officers returned to the car with some items from his belongings). POLICE HEADQUARTERS (Officer Dolapo addressing Olu, Tolu, Abraham and some other officers) Dolapo: Due to the sensitivity of this case, you will be unavoidably detained till tomorrow morning. We received a call from the Pastor in charge of your church, he acknowledge that you’re on an evangelism programme and the M.D of Wale Hotels & Suites said you all come often too.(Tolu, Olu and Abraham stared at one another). Mr Olu Lanre, you will remain here for further investigation on this matter. Olu: What do you mean officer? Bayo is my best friend, I have nothing to do with what happened. Dolapo: You’re found in possession of hard drugs if when taken in excess and lead to incapacitation, brain damage and eventually death. We also found sleeping pills in your apartment, from our records; you don’t have any health challenges that require the drug. Dolapo: Mr Olu, you’re the last person on his call log, on his body, we found traces of drugs we found in your apartment, you’re the only one planning to meet Mr Bayo and you decided to meet him after telling him you’re postponing the meeting till night. Mr Olu, you have access to Mr Bayo’s belongings especially his Range Rover which you used this morning. Is it out of envy? (Olu placed his hands on his head) Olu: Oh Lord! Excuse me, what is this wrong allegation for? I want my lawyer Dolapo: Yes, you’re definitely entitled to one, but that will be tomorrow morning. Please follow officer Wole. But you can save us the stress by confessing (Phone Conversation) Dolapo: Hello dear Man: How are you? Dolapo: Am fine dear, we have a case at hand and I won’t be coming home tonight, I’ll get something to eat. I should be free before evening. Man: Ok. Take care dear. Be safe (Phone call ends) MONDAY MORNING (Williams Smith College) (Principal addressing the teachers after the assembly) Principal: Good morning teachers Teachers: Good morning ma Principal: Please first and foremost, where is Mr Olu Lanre? Has anyone been able to contact him? Teacher: He’s not in school and his cell phone is switched off. (Phone ringing) (Phone conversation) Dolapo: This is Detective Dolapo from Surulere Police Command Principal: This is Mrs Damilola Afolabi, the proprietress and legal adviser for Willaims Smith College Dolapo: One of your staff, Mr Olu Lanre to be precise has been detained over some issues over the weekend. This is to notify you that he won’t be around until we are able to resolve it. Principal: Ok ma. I’ll get back to you ma. (Call ends) Principal: Have just been informed that Mr Olu Lanre, our acting Chaplin was involved in a mess over the weekend. Mr Joshua Bassey, please you will take over chaplaincy with immediate effect. Thank you teachers for your cooperation, have a wonderful time. (INVESTIGATION ROOM, POLICE HEADQUARTERS) Officer Dolapo in the room with Abraham, Tolu, Olu, a lawyer and some officers) Dolapo: The autopsy report reveals that Mr Bayo died from a long-time kidney infection coupled with gonorrhoea. Tolu: praise the Lord, (looks round). I mean praise the Lord, we are not the one. Dolapo: This may be as result of unhealthy lifestyle and lack or late treatment. I believe this has dismissed the case. But Mr Olu, you’ll be required to report here everyday to answer the drug related case. Abraham: Thank you ma for doing your work with all honesty. (Abraham tapped Tolu) Abraham: Just now, you’re already snoring, let’s go home Dolapo: Be law abiding gentlemen, maybe one day you’ll be police officers too Tolu: (Song: Laiye laiye e baby kojor..) (They stepped out, waiting for Olu to join them at the car park) Dolapo: Son, this is sad, I must say; please whatever it takes, abstain from drugs, such will ruin you. This case will eventually result in at least 3 months community service, huge fine and compulsory rehabilitation programme. Olu: Thank you so much ma; I’ll definitely yield to your advice Dolapo: please do (Phone ringing) (Phone conversation) Dolapo: hello dear Man: Surprise, am on my way to your office, I brought lunch for you myself Dolapo: Oooh! You’re so sweet my dear. Am on my way (Call ends) Dolapo: That was my husband Olu: Awwwww, that’s lovely ma. Thank you ma (Olu on his way to the door that leads to car park) Olu: You ‘re looking good Officer, my name is Dr. Olu Lanre, can I meet you? Policewoman: ooh, thank you. Am Officer Lolade Amodu, I need to go, don’t forget; the police is your friend Olu: this is my complimentary card, please call me later. Lolade: Ok bye (Olu to himself): E no bad make I use police officer rest this night from police wahala. My guy sunre o. Five rounds for you. (Olu opened the door to meet Gen. Leye face to face with a food flask) …to be continued Do you like this series? When do you want to read the next episode? |
| Literature › OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by olumide54(op): 8:01pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Olu: It is not like that sir, I’ll explain. Mufu start the car! Mufu: Did you say start the car? Olu: No, open the bonnet Mufu: I should comot the battery too Olu: Will you start the car Mufu? Gen. Leye: Stay there young man (moving closer) (Mufu starts the car, Olu entered and he drove off) Gen. Leye: No problem, we shall we see again. Can you imagine how he was pretending to me, this useless philanderer? Next week we shall see. (Olu sweating in the car) Olu: That was close, thank you Lord Mufu: Sorry oga Olu: See, once you see me coming out of the church, just start the car and reverse Mufu: And went home? Olu: Yes, leave me in the church Mufu: Ok oga Olu: And he’s still saying ok oga Mufu: Ok, I will wait and carry you Olu: Ojebi (Mufu drops Olu in front of his compound and drove out) (Olu can see Shola also going in, just coming from church) Olu: Sholly baby, how was service? Shola: It was fine bro, and yours? Olu: We thank God. Will you come to my room to gist me about it. Shola: Ok, I will (Olu to himself): What! Is she joking… Mehn I don hammer Olu: I’ll be expecting you (Olu quickened his steps to tidy up his room) (One hour later) Olu: Where this girl now? (Phone ringing) Olu: Bayo (Phone conversation) Olu: B for Bayo the bastard (Bayo coughing) Olu: This your cold never go? Bayo: naso we seem am o Olu: Padi go clinic, make dem give you better drug Bayo: I don buy something, I just branch our side make I use like two bottles step am down. Olu: Omo kormo (Both laughing) Bayo: Where you dey? You talk say you go come my side na? Olu: You sabi Shola for my area? Bayo: That babe wey dey give you tough time Olu: yesso, she say she go come flex for my side Bayo: oyaaa, that level now, chop and clean mouth. Olu: Before nko, If she even do anyhow, I go give her sleeping-pill join Bayo: You mean this babe gan o Olu: She don overdue, one year don reach on top this girl fa Bayo: oyaaaa Olu: I go show for your side, If I don finish Olu: Ooooh! Bayo: Wetin? Olu: we get evangelism this evening o Bayo: Na everyday ni? Shoo Olu: I go try show for night be that Bayo: Ok, later padi (Call ends) (Olu singing: Olorun mi tete shola. Dami loun lasiko mi… (Loud discussion outside) Olu: Who are you people o? (Abraham knocking) Abraham: Hello Olu: Hi (expecting Shola) Abraham: This is A.B from CLUB (Olu happy) Olu to himself: Bayo fit send persin make him bring shar yo (Beers) con give me like that Olu: Oyaaa, I dey come Abraham: It is Abraham from Church for the Lost and United Believers (CLUB) Olu to himself: God why? Why always me? Why this guy all the time, Wetin I do? This guy never come my side make him no spoil show. E be like say na curse remain for u na. Olu: Am coming (Door opens) Olu: Welcome bro, I was sleeping… Abraham: You even need to rest from all this bro. This is Bro Tolu Amao anyway; we are going together for the evangelism. Tolu: Nice to meet you bro, even though I always see you in church, we never had time to talk, I love your brilliant testimony today and your outfit was top-notch. Your apartment is not bad either and the volume of the scent is lovely? (Olu shaking his head) Olu: Is it high or low? Tolu: High Olu: I see! Olu: please feel at home, let me go in to dress up. (Someone knocking) Olu: You’re welcome in the name of Our Lord, please who is that? Shola: It’s me Olu: am coming (Olu stepped out and shut Abraham and Tolu inside) Shola: I saw some people entering the compound, are they here for you? Olu: yes (Shola dressed in a short tight gown) Shola: I guess, we will postpone our meeting to another time (Olu to himself: Haaaaaaa! Mogbe. God, can Abraham and Tolu just evaporate?) Olu: So painful, but I think that will be better, will you be available in an hour or two, we should be ready then? Shola: My mum will be around by that time. Don’t worry, any other time Olu: Alright dear, can I at least hug you Shola: Why not (They hugged) (Olu to himself: She even allowed me. Abraham, you will not make heaven o) Olu: Thanks dear Shola: Alright dear (Shola strolled out) Olu: (watching her) the devil is a liar, this week will not pass us by. (Olu entered) Olu: Am sorry, I need to answer my colleague in school Tolu: Can I have a glass of water Olu: I thought as much, give me a minute (Olu enters and returns shortly to serve them water) (After 10 minutes) Olu: Am ready, lets go… and where are we going today? Abraham: Wale Hotel and Suites (Olu to himself): that’s where Bayo is, but don’t worry, you will sleep off before we get there Olu: Ok bro, can I drive? Abraham: You can (They entered and he drove off) (30 minutes later) (Tolu is snoring, while Abraham is still awake) Olu: What a long day, aren’t you feeling tired? Abraham: No, the Lord is my strength Olu: Yes oo (They entered the hotel and parked) Abraham: I have a feeling we won’t stay long. God has prepared a soul for us. Olu: halleluyah Olu: let us leave Bro Tolu in the car since we won’t be staying long Abraham: Ok (Abraham and Olu walked down to the lounge) (Abraham pointing to where Bayo is; let us share a word with that man) Abraham: Good evening sir Bayo: Good evening sir (Olu rubs his face with his hands; it means I DON’T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON’T KNOW ME. If he rubs his head; it means we met in a church and we are devoted. If he rubs his chest; it means we are close friends) Olu: Good evening sir Bayo: Good evening sir (Bayo was patient as Abraham encouraged him to surrender his life totally and change while Olu was adding memorized bible passages to back up the message). (After three minutes) Bayo: Am ready (Olu to himself): This is your 100th time... omo ale Olu: Please kneel down as we pray (Abraham prayed) Olu: Take this tract and envelope. You can always worship with us at the address on the tract Bayo: Thank you sir Abraham: We thank God. I hope I’ll see you again? Bayo: you will. Thank you sir Abraham: Very good (Olu and Abraham left) (Bayo was sighted coughing and praying) (Olu to himself: This will be the first time this idiot will be sober, what came over him?) (As Abraham opened the door, Tolu opened his eyes) Tolu: Thank you Jesus, can we go for the evangelism now? (Olu to himself: be going) Abraham: it was short, we are through. Tolu: It is well (As Olu starts the car, a woman was screaming… HELP, as people rushed to the scene) Olu stops the car Abraham: Thank you Lord, let’s go and say our goodbye (They rushed there to see Bayo vomiting blood) Abraham: Mr Bayo, we will surely see again. Goodnight sir Olu: Bayo please don’t go (Olu held Bayo to himself) Weeping profusely Olu: Bayo, please don’t go, please don’t leave me. Bayo, please (Olu sobbing as Bayo gave up the ghost) (With weeping and quiet sorrowful atmosphere, the Police arrived) Police : Young men (referring to the three of us), you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or any action you try to take, will be used against you in the court of law, please place your hand where I can see them. (…to be continued) When do you want to read the next episode? |
| Literature › Olu (diary Of A Broke Playboy) - Episode 3 by olumide54(op): 4:05am On Sep 08, 2017 |
(Olu enters the auditorium) Ushers: You’re welcome sir Olu: Thank you (The choristers were singing: Send down fire, Holy Ghost fire…) Olu: Fire laro kutukutu; someone cannot come to church at the right time again? (An usher ushered Olu to a sit with men at both sides) Olu: But why? Usher Full Name: Abraham Abimbola Occupation: Business Man Likes: Gives brotherly advice Dislike: He can spoil runs How we met: Invited me to the church Usher: Will you like to sit over there with the ladies? Olu: Ehen… You’re talking Abraham: Welcome to church sir Olu: Eshe (Olu trying to find his way to sit next to the ladies) Olu: Hi The ladies: Hi Olu: Can I? 2nd lady: Sure 1st Lady: You’re Olu right? (Olu to himself): Ohhh God! Olu: yes dear, how are you? 1st Lady: Do you remember me? Olu: No please 1st lady: I thought as much, we dated for like a year in our 300 level days (Olu to himself): God why? I said I don’t want to meet akube (used client). Olu: Ohhh! Odun Odun Full name: Odun Olaoye Occupation: I don’t know Likes: She loved me so much back then; she’ll share her pocket money with me Dislike: She wants me to love only her, something that is not in my gene How we met: In my university days (Odun hissed) Olu: We have to catch up after the service. You know… Odun: You think am still stupid right? Olu: Lower your voice please… Let us talk later (Odun hissed) 2nd lady: Like you guys know yourself? Olu: yes dear, we were close friends, we lost contact. Odun won’t you introduce me to your friend? Odun: This is Kemi, her dad is a pastor in MFM, and her mom a prophetess in C & S Church. They were once herbalists. We give God the glory. Olu: Why is this place hot? You’re welcome Kemi. If you don’t mind ladies, I’d love to sit close to a fan. Odun: That’s fine. I thought as much Kemi: I guess we’ll talk later Olu: Yes dear ( Olu stood up to sit where Abraham once directed to him to) Kemi: Why did you introduce me that way? He’s cute tho Odun: If bastard can be a person. It’ll be this useless guy. He once wasted my time, money and energy in school. Kemi: Really. Odun: Yes ooo also broke like anything but can form posh. Oloriburuku somebody Kemi: thank you ore mi Odun: What are friends for? (Both laughing) (Olu to himself): My plan is not to die by fire. Omo kormo ni Odun yi sha. Olu: Can I join you sir? Man: Sure my brother Pastor: Testimony time Congregation: Overcomers time Pastor: if you have testimony, please rise up and please come one after the other for your testimony. (Testifiers raised up their hands including me and surprisingly Odun) (Odun’s turn) Odun: Praise the Lord Congregation: halleluyah Odun: I told God seven years ago when I was in my final year in the university that all hindrances left behind should not rise up again. Seven years later, the hindrance wanted to rise again but my God is making them hot A woman in the congregation: Praise the Lord Congregation: Halleluyah Odun: My God is dealing with them and will continue to deal with them in Jesus name. This is a cheque in favour of the needy too. In case they show up in disguise after the service. Praise the Lord Congregation: Halleluyah Pastor: and lastly Mr Olu Lanre from the Welfare Unit Olu: Praise the Lord Congregation: Halleluyah Olu: I’d love to sing first (Song: Odun lo so pin o baba rere, fi so re so wa o, tomo tomo oun ti yo pamilekun o tebi tara, maje ko shele si wa o Baba rere.) Testimony: Praise the Lord, the Lord is good… Same woman in the congregation: All the time Olu: I told God to expand my territory and beautify my life. He has done it, I looked at my past today and it was dam ugly. God has really elevated me. This is my pledge, praise the Lord Congregation: Halleluyah Pastor: all testifiers should please come out for prayers (After the prayer) Pastor: Please greet and congratulate one another (Olu aimed at Odun, till he got to her and handed over a note) (We all went back to our various seats) Odun: Can you imagine he gave me a note? Kemi: He’s probably sorry Odun: Last thing (Odun opens the note) “You think this is a sorry note, your brain still needs protein. I want you to know that you can’t win me. It’s now 2-2. Good luck with your life and your Mountain dew friend”. Kemi: He is apologizing right? Odun: Yes (tears the note) (Olu faced her with a smile and then winks) Man sitting next to me: Am Leye Olaoye by the way Olu: Am Olu Lanre Leye: Nice meeting you young man Olu: Thank you sir, am a young man trying to be successful like you (Olu had done a quick research and discovered he is wearing a very expensive watch and the shoes are costly too) Leye: (laughing), you can be a lot better, am a Major General in the army. This is my first time in this church. Olu: wow! I am a teacher and an entrepreneur. Gen. Leye: That’s nice, you look promising and I’ll love to talk to you later. This is my complimentary card. Olu: (collects the card) thank you sir, I’ll definitely call you. (Shortly, the service was over) Announcer: All first timers should please wait; the welfare unit will attend to you. (As Olu and other welfare units were discussing with the first timers, Olu and Odun keeps giving one another that disgusting look, as Gen. Leye keeps watching) (The whole welfare thing ended and everyone stepped out to greet one another and go home) Olu calling: Mufu are you around already? Mufu: ok oga Call ends (Olu walking towards the car) Abraham: Don’t forget our evening evangelism, I come and pick you up later in the evening (Olu to himself): won tun de ni yen Olu: Ok sir (A man rushed towards Olu) Man: thank you bro, you saved me today, I realized I left N1000 in my bible. The only money I have for now. Thank you sir Olu: We thank God; I hope you will start buying recharge card and stop borrowing phones up and down just in case you forget it again Man: I won’t Olu: I think I have an airtel recharge card here, do you use airtel? Man: yes sir Olu: (recharge card pin): _____________________ Man: God bless you sir Olu: We thank God. Take care (Olu saw Gen. Leye and Odun in his car, very close to his) Olu: Don’t tell me Gen. Leye is her father. OMG! She will tell him about us and that means am losing another opportunity for a better job. Oooh! Olu pretends he doesn’t know her and maybe she will cooperate) Olu: Daddy, you have a lovely car Gen. Leye: Thank you son Olu: Hello (referring to Odun and Kemi)… Gen. Leye: I discovered you guys were staring at each other in church. Hmmmm, don’t let me come in between you guys ooo Odun: That’s him dad, the 300 level guy Gen. Leye: You don’t mean it. Stay there young man (As he opens his car door to get down) (To be continued…) |
| Literature › Olu (diary Of A Broke Playboy) - Episode 2 by olumide54(op): 3:56am On Sep 08, 2017 |
(Olu still coughing) Olu: Ruky, you will not kill me, you can’t even call to apologize. What’s next o? (Olu took a nice pair of shoes outside to polish) (Sitting outside, he can see Shola still fetching water) Olu: To ba gba temi, omo lo ma pon ku (If you don’t accept my proposal, you will fetch water till you die). (Phone ringing, he checks the screen) Olu: Olu the woli himself, Ruky, you have to call me five times before I pick. (Call drops and shortly the phone rings again) Olu: Let me just pick it, we don’t know if she wants to send money like that o. (Phone conversation) Ruky: Olu baby, am so sorry… so so sorry. I can’t come tonight. Something happened, am sorry. Olu: What happened? Ruky: My dad called and that I’ll represent him in a meeting. I thought I’ll leave on time. Am sorry. Ruky Full name: Rukayat Salami Occupation: General Manager in Salami Group of Companies Likes: My ATM and very caring Dislike: Not too fine like that How we met: Secondary school classmate Olu: Your daddy did not know you’re going to see your sugar daddy? Ruky: Mabinu Olu: (Jokingly) who is your daddy? Ruky: Alhaji Ycee (Both laughing…) Ruky: I’ll show tomorrow Olu: Noooo! Alakoba, I have many programmes and then evening evangelism. (Both laughing…) Olu: o ti ye e now (You understand) Ruky: Call me next week and let me know when you’ll be free Olu: why not… (Shola approaching with the key) Ruky: Take care baby Olu: Alright dear, my regards to your husband o.. Ruky: Leave my husband o Olu: (laughing). Ok mama (Call ends) (Olu singing, consciously referring to Shola) Olu: (Song: All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small all things big and wonderful, My Jesus created all. Olu staring at her. (Song: I can see everything turning around, turning around, turning around, for our good… Shola: This is the key, thank you bro. Olu: Is it that your boyfriend in school is handsomer and richer? Shola: And more influential… (She walks off) (Olu to himself): Mhenn… 2-0 in two hours. Shey na Mass Com. she dey study for school? Shoo Olu singing loud: Aje ku iya le je… eniti o to ni na, ton de na deni, ajeku iya le je… mtchewww. Nonsense (Olu stood up) Olu: plenty female first timer tomorrow ooo (packs his shoes, the polish and chair inside). Olu: Oh my god, I still have to update my diary… (olu opens one of his wardrobes, opens a bad and out the big diary and a pen. Olu: Attendance for the week: Ruky… absent; Ngozi… postponed; Shola… Idiot; Alice… better pikin; Ayo… Ajala the traveller; Halimat… lost her cell number; Sandra… about to start. Olu: Expenses: Loss… N500 to Alice; N2000 recharge card from Ngozi, Ayo… Idiot, Ruky… Not yet (Olu signs underneath and jumps on the bed). Olu: Father, in case you’re coming back before tomorrow morning, please forgive me my sins and be merciful. You know once I get married, I’ll stop this nonsense. Thank you father. Halleluiah. SUNDAY MORNING (Olu already dressed up in his room) Facing the mirror and talking to his reflection. Olu: See fine boy, all this pef (perfume), powder, gel, polish must not waste o. Beautiful first timer, I mean young ladies, not old mama or akube. Thank you Father. Omo igbala eke Halleuiah meje (Saints, shout 7 Halleluiahs) (Phone beeps) Olu: Mufu is around (CHURCH CAR PARK) Mufu Full name: Mufu; I don’t know his surname Occupation: Driver Likes: knows all my runs and “parole” and can cooperate Dislike: blunder in every spoken word except “ok oga” How we met: Through a client Olu: Pack here Mufu: Ok oga Olu: Be here exactly 2pm Mufu: Ok Oga Olu: You should know two things about me. One, a white Range Rover takes me to church. Two, I belong to the welfare unit now. We visit first timers (You should understand why I joined now). (All eyes on Olu as he walks majestically in a clean fancy suit towards the main auditorium). Just then, a man rushed towards him. Man: Bro Olu, Good morning Sir, please do you have credit on your phone. I forgot my bible in the taxi. I want to please call the driver now. (Olu to himself): Laro kutukutu, iru agbako woleleyi, credit am managing Olu: What do you mean, do I have credit, I always have credit Man: Sorry sir Olu: But you need to see me after the service. How can you forget your bible, your sword? It shows the kind of Christianity you’re practising. Man: Am sorry, I have a lot on my mind Olu: Not again. I have never been to any church in the last 20 years without a bible. I hate this indiscipline and nonchalant attitude towards your spiritual growth. You will spread this and then run down the church for us. Man: Am sorry sir, can you? Olu: Alright, (brings out his phone) as if you ever had credit. Man: Sorry sir (Olu stretches his phone but suddenly withdraw it) Man: What sir? Olu: Hmmm… thank you spirit, I have a message to quickly write down. Man : Ok sir (Olu opens Gallery to delete Alice’s video) Olu: You can take now. Thank you spirit. Man: We thank God. (Man calling the driver) (Olu to himself): Alakoba, on a Sunday morning, thank you Father, o fe ba temi je. Omo ale (bastard). Man: Thank you sir, he’ll be bringing it soon. Olu: Ok. Please and please don’t forget your bible again, so you won’t have to borrow my phone. Man: Thank you sir. (Olu to himself): Olowogbogboro, thank you for saving me. Esu pofo Olu: (Eyin omo ogun, ema temi lo) as he enters the auditorium (…to be continued…)
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| Literature › OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) - Episode One by olumide54(op): 3:48am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Man: My name is Olu Lanre Everyone: Hi OLU OLU: This happened three years ago THREE YEARS AGO Olu: Stop coughing like that and please dress up on time (With tears as usual, she held her mouth and continues. Olu: Your N500 is on the fridge and don’t forget your tray there (Olu picks up his phone and starting recording her while dressing up) Alice: Please stop sir (trying to hide from the camera) Alice (Full name: Alice Patrick Occupation: Trader/ SS 3 Student Likes: Gentleness and obedience, Sexy eye Dislike: Cry like chicken How we met: One of the pupils in school) Olu: Will you face here or I’ll return your spoilt vegetables and take back my money. (She turned...) Olu: Good girl, omo re bi custard, you are not a bastard Olu: What is the total cost of your vegetables today? Alice: N300 Olu: Am giving you N200 extra. Free of charge. Am I wicked? Alice: (Cleaning her face) No Olu: I’ll be going for another programme soon if not I wouldn’t have stopped fa, in this period of recession lai lai Olu: Please go now; we can’t step out at the same time. Are you coming next week? Alice: No sir, my lesson teacher will be around and am preparing for my WAEC Olu: Who wants you here sef. See me on Monday, I’ll schedule another day for you. Alice: Can I go now? Olu: Sure, and don’t forget our agreement, the day you tell anyone about us, what will happen? Alice: I’ll be expelled and jailed for luring the school chaplain to bed Olu: Goodbye (Immediately she stepped out, Olu smiled wolfishly as he jumps on the bed) Olu: 2 of 3… hahaha (Phone ringing, he picked grudgingly) Olu: Pastor Dayo, God bless you sir Pastor Dayo (Full name: Dayo Arole Occupation: Minister Likes: Can be bribed and convinced easily Dislike: his flat head How we met: through bible study class) Olu: May his grace never run dry on you sir. I was about to call and inform you that I won’t be available this evening. I received a prophetical message yesterday to be on a day dry fasting. I need to stay indoor and be focused. You should understand better sir Pastor Dayo: I understand, but you should have informed me earlier Olu: Am sorry bro, it skipped my mind; have been in the spirit all day. I even have a testimony to share and a pledge to redeem. Pastor Dayo: Ok. No problem, may God strengthen you and don’t forget to come on Sunday with everything. Olu: Amen! (Call ends) Olu: What was I thinking of before this frying pan head interfered. Yes! Funke! What did I save her number with oooo, Is it Funke Church or Olufunke Boo 2? (Someone knocking…) Olu (to himself): That can’t be Ruky? This is just 5pm. Ngozi is 4pm tomorrow. It can be Ngozi like that, I don’t know what she wants from me sef. (He jumps down singing, expecting Ngozi behind the door) Olu: If I tell you say I love you ooo, my money, my body na your own oo baby… thirty billion for the accounti oo. Voice: This is Shola, please do you have the spare key to the well. Shola (Full name: Shola Adebayo Occupation: Part-time Receptionist / Undergraduate Likes: her light soft skin Dislike: always forming “brother olu” How we met: My neighbour Olu: (With a sexy voice) Please open… (Shola opened the door but still standing outside) Shola: Egbon, Good evening, please borrow me your keys to the well Olu: Fi egbon kale. Have told you, call me Olu or Olubaba. Please sit Shola: I don’t think that’s necessary Olu: Alright, a minute (Olu enters and reappear shortly with keys) Olu: Sholy baby, take. You want to fetch water and shower right (smiling and scratching his hand) Shola: No, I want to wash the roof Olu: (Laughing out loud), that’s my girl, disrespect me, that’s what I want. (Shola walks off while Olu start whistling and staring) (Olu to himself): I’ll drug you last last… hmmmmm… Ruky where art thou? Olu continues… Versace and Gucci for your body o baby… Olu: Ruky ti Bleep up o. No problem let me call this bastard boy (Phone conversation) Olu: Stupid boy Voice: Werey (Mad man), how things? Bayo (Full name: Bayo Lanre Occupation: Dropout / love-vendor Likes: organizes babe for me Dislike: likes money How we met: In a club house and then we have the same surname) Olu: I gentle o, How every? Bayo: I gentle here o, my body just weak, cough wan kill me o Olu: No be your work? (Both laughed) Olu: kneel down, make I disengage you, oya all the cold and waist pain, oya die by fire Bayo: Amen, my guy enter woli (prophet) mood today o Olu: ode die by fire 7X Bayo: na me or the cold Olu: the two of una (Both laughed) Bayo: But guy I sick o Olu: We see go see tomorrow na. pele ti e. Abi you don get HIV ni? Bayo: naso persin dey get HIV, when HIV no be table water (Both laughed) Olu: Omo ale (bastard), tomorrow na Bayo: Ok padi (friend) (Call ends) (Olu coughing seriously) Olu to himself: Where is this drug again o? oya bye bye to rede rede, bye bye to jati jati…In the name of Jesus bye bye to jati jati |
