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onyeomanono24:
Sell kayamata or cut dogoyaro mix with herb and gin, you go sell well.

Good news is dat the guys that bought it will not be bold to come online and give bad reviews

walahi nairaland is not just a website,it is life,as in a whole world on it own.....been sad since morning, this cheer me up thanks

Offpoint:
Nairalanders! I have a digital business ideas that can make us millions of naira in 2 years from now, the problem is I don't have fund to execute it.

I don't need much, a 100k at least can make a pathway. If you can invest in this idea, kindly quote me.

your name is offpoint how do you expect me to see good point in what you say

Philadelphia:
What did you observe?

when am a prayer warrior thing is very hard,even to eat is problem, but when I stop praying, money start coming in from different angle

NwaAmaikpe:





If it was in Africa, I'd have claimed it was dug by my paternal greatest great great grand father for his mistress.
Because that man really did very foolish things for women.

But it seems everyday brings a clearer realization that the age of Jesus and the creation of the earth as detailed by the bible is just like another APC propaganda.

Is religion just a myth.
How old is the earth?
It will be a shame if we die and realize there is no afterlife and that we lived our lives in vain because of religion.

What if all we've ever thought we knew about a god is a lie.
What if there are no virgins waiting for us at the other side for killing infidels?
What if there is no city of Gold?
What if there is no judgement day?
What if we were lied to, to instil fear in us and make us conform?

What if?
What if?
We may never know, but just like the cowards say, it is better to err on the side of caution.

Great are your works oh Lord.

what I observe recently in my life, make me start thinking Like this also I swear....what if?

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ozome15:
Is possible, because I have tried it and it didn't work for me

since it don't work for you,how can it work for me

internationalman:
It's possible..

But every gambler worst enemy is greed..

I once did it with just 1k and accumulated 20k something in just about one month.

Greed made me lose all in just one weekend

OK I think that 1k is not too much,let talk on WhatsApp 08123649148

internationalman:
2 odds daily is even too big..

Let him invest 5k in 1.5odd daily and be expecting a daily return of 2500..

The probability of him winning everyday with 1.5odd is 95%

if that is the case millionaire suppose full Nigeria

iTearHerToto:
Warri and invest in bet9ja. 2 odds daily with 5k.. Do not be greedy just maintain the stake at 5k. Thank me later




Pukes

abeg which day bet9ja turn investment ooooo,I will rather use my money join buhari travelling expenses than playing bet9ja

PLEASE FELLOW NAIRALANDER ,PLEASE WHICH BUYING AND SELLING CAN I START WITH 70K,AS IN THAT DON'T REQUIRE MUCH EXPERIENCE.......AND WHICH STATE IS GOOD TO MOVE TO FROM LAGOS, AS MOST BUSINESS I INVEST ON IN LAGOS COLLAPSE. ......sorry for the poor grammar

dahmie2013:
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Age: 28-35yrs

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The job has the following details;

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Type of employment: Temporary (2 years renewable contract).

Please if interested, send your CV to dammysusie@gmail.com

Thank you.

hello I think we stay in same area

set awon gnld awon weyrey [ quote author=Foxman19 post=85675281] [/quote]

walahi you no lie,I got there 4am and the queue is already 60

Badonasty:
For ikotun people dey bring mat sleep for the place

themosthigh:
This reminds me of when I was still in the streets. No one was a better thief and drug dealer. I operated between India, Afghanistan and Pakistan. Running deals with Afghan warlord and Pashtun Sheikhs. After going to jail in India for 7 years, I returned back to my country to enjoy the fruits of my labor. After escaping justice for years, I am now a pastor, though I still have sleepless nights whenever I remember the dread in the eyes of traitors before I.......... Terrible. I know I will make heaven though. Christ forgives.

pls connect me bro let my sufferness end

Stupid 2go experience i have with esther that year

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough.

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt.

I only need mature advice!!!

Model is dv6

Hp,and where do you live in lagos

matokposo:
Type and model please, contact me on 08140833111

08123649148

Obaakran:
send in ur details, a staff will contact you

What of paga agent in lagos

Obaakran:
ok

So people still have brain like you still remain in this country,you aint one of those mumuBBNAIJA don lick there brain finish

truthsayer009:
Actually Linda ikeji made it known that he was beneath her for living in a 3 bed room apartment Guest house in Lekki owned by him.

Truth me told about Women in general, very few women are different.

1. Don't let a woman always put food on your table. She can help out occasionally but It's your role as a man.
2. Don't let a woman house you, she can help when you are homeless but it's your role as a man.

It's really not about who makes more money, you must still play your role else it will never end well.

Places like Sweden where gender roles can be switched totally can be different but most countries remain the same.

Am in

Firstorderwizard:
The most important thing now is how to safeguard the tender skull of that historical tortoise

meanwhile
A brother needs a 25 years old virgin for a very important prayer . He just need her to make some declarations (prayers) for him as requested by the prophet. He's willing to pay #20,000.
No physical contact needed. She just have to say the prayers in her location by mid night and that's all.
Pm me if you are interested.
FYI He's a Christian and very willing to provide all his details if you are in doubt.

But wait oooo,which laptop model is 12k

olurili:
Minimum price is how much

10k nkor

tetralogyfallot:
12k last price sir

Minimum price is how much

tetralogyfallot:
Use your laptop for over 15hrs straight with black fairly used inec battery. Its very cheap n affordable! Check my signature for my whatsapp contact for more information.

Do your caculation,actually it is 5.1billion naira already[quote author= post=82786527]And don't be suprise to actually see some Lazy youths vote for the said yellow chair with the money they keep complaining they don't have.

Country hard, country hard, BB9JA has made over half a BILLION naira less than 3 months.

Madness everywhere....
Misplaced priority![/quote]

Do you buy laptop,fairly use

Gosj01:
OK, Ajala travel with taxpayers money!








I sell cheap and super neat laptops with free delivery and pay on delivery.

Details on signature.

Bro your iq is high i swear,intelligent man.......

flexyrule:
Am surprised they omitted NEPA, SARS, Yahoo Yahoo, Tonto Dike, Bobrisky, Evans and boko... I was'nt disappointed seeing "Tacha" as the number one figure used to define us.
There's nothing funny about their tweet, they just listed what Nigerians search most on Google and it clearly shows how we think and where we are headed.
Lastly, there's nothing to celebrate about Nigeria's independence - the Britains merged us for ease of administration. When they were about leaving, they gave us independence - knowing fully well that we were not ready for it, to further ease administration from the other side!

CHEAP HP LAPTOP FOR SALE,WORKING PERFECT..........PAY AFTER DELIVERY

So you get car,and you still dey complain say naija no good,pls that your own that worst pass taxi,pls dash me abeg

Badmod:
Nigerians are not worthy of Nigeria...
The only natural disaster we have in Nigeria is Nigerians.
For some months I've been thinking about changing my car...the one I'm currently using don worst pass Taxi...
But few days ago,I decide to call it quit and just leave this country.
My eyes have seen.
My ears have heard.
I think I should leave before it will be too late...
The problem na say to get better visa hard...but there's no crime in trying..
...
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RIP to our beloved country Nigeria..