₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
Most people do not have regards for legit hustler anymore because of this yahoo boy lavish lifestyle. To extent that they see people who don't do yahoo as fools or not in vogue. I really don't care bout how anyone got his/her money, but make sure you re hurting nobody in the process. STAY LEGIT

this thing almost throw me into depression,especially for where my shop is,you will be seeing small boy driving big car,to be a legit hustler is not easy oo,but alhamdulilah for what i have,i always tell myself that no one will cry for me to make it

k4kenny:
It takes a lot of practice to be able to recite properly without errors. Have you learnt the basics of Tajweed? That would greatly help your recitation. Get a nice, slow reciter to recite along with. With time and extensive practice you'll get better bi-idhnillah.

May Allāh make it easy.

basics of tajweed?please tell me more sir,and please and help me with the name of any slow recite,so i can download his mp3

omoyeni37:
Infact, he's beginning to get use to life without tramadol sir, a pharmacist prescribed methadone for him, we have got it for him

am glad to hear that,infact am very happy for you,help me greet him sir

omoyeni37:
Alright bro, I'm so grateful sir

hello sir,how is he doing

Unlettered:
Salam,
In islam, the more you struggle while reading the quran the more reward and pleased Allah SWT is with you.

Practice makes perfect and also try and create a frequent time for your recitation so as to always engage in learning the words more fluently.

Third point is atleast try and be playing the Surah you want to read always so as to know how the words re read either on your phone or by meeting a hafiz who memorized th quran.

May Allah give you more understanding of the holy book. And may it be a saviour for us on the day of judgement ameen.

ameen na yah allah,jazakunlah khairan

Please i need help concerning reading of quran,i can spell and read it,but am not fluent in recitation,i do stammer if i recite it aloud,but if am reciting in low voice,i will be reading it fluently,please can anyone help me out

Uber11:
corolla , pointac vibe , camry 2.4

pls sir have you buy one already?

Maxymilliano:
What is the minimum wage of Nigerian workers again ?

DPR should continue doing the bidding of the government by toying with people's emotion, one day go be one day, monkey go enter market he no go return.

na to just collect salary,use am buy 33 litres of fuel lobatan

omoyeni37:
Hi brother mi, he's still at the withdrawal stage sir, but he's getting better gradually.
Thank you so much for checking on us sir.

ok sir that is good to hear,help me greet him

omoyeni37:
I am so so grateful sir, God bless you sir....

hello sir

Uncle reno weldone,for those that dont know,this moniker is reno's own

Stupidquestions:
These are tips I apply to myself.

1. Be self reliant.: Never give impression that you can't exist alone or catch fun without your friends, and learn to take care of yourself without depending on people. If u are fond of borrowing..reduce it, and work hard to earn a living.
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2. Work on your interest: Get busy, and work on personal goal towards achievement. When u achieve something unexpected, people respect u.
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3. Talk less of your secret and plans: Don't reveal everything about yourself or what u are working on. See finish dey cause disrespect. And when u tell people abt ur goals, and if u later dint achieve it, people will see u as irresponsible and lazy...people don't respect such people. Keep ur plans to yasef
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4. Don't discuss certain embarrassing moments u had in the past. Some people will judge u by it.
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5. Appear neat all the time, and exude confidence, and also carry yourself with some sense of pride....little pride won't kill you.
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6. Don't always please people. Yes we like to act nice and be on good books of people...but over time people take u for granted. Sometimes don't give people what they ask for. Don't act nice when they are shit...
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7. Don't condone disrespect. Always call out the bullshit of anyone anywhere..don't make it like a joke... treat the Bleep up of people instantly.
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8. Reduce ur frequency of laughter with people. Don't laugh to every joke and with everybody
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9 Reduce your greetings. Yes some people want u to greet them all the time just to feel themselves. Sometimes, learn to bone/ snub people, and face ur front like someone serious without looking sideways. if they greet u fine...and if they don't, it's not all the time u have to greet.
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10. Reduce ur argument and charter when u don't have something reasonable to say especially with people of low mind...
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11...Then get a girlfriend if u don't have. Guys also respect u when ladies come around to fvvck u or come around as ur babe

12. Get a job and your personal apartment if you don't have. It will help to project you as a serious responsible perosn

wish i can buy you a bottle of beer,you are full of wisdom,that your number,i do it alot

Kaysalas:
Waoh! It didn't cross my mind you would want to treat his handle as precious jewel that needs be hoarded. Would have loved to share some concerns with him but no probs. Thanks but no thanks.

ok sir

Kaysalas:
Olurili, Abeg wetin be osinbajo nl handle here??

you expect me to give you?davido is also top commenter here

TUANKU:
With a dictator like Buhari in charge you need dey careful if not for your sake for the sake of your family.
DSS now goes after social media and blog posts instead of terrorist fulani herdsmen. Dem dey NL too.

some of naija politician have account here,i know lagos deputy moniker and osinbajo too

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

Free them....even Jesus was confirmed in the wilderness
A life without ruggedity is not worth living

Squad nor be squadrum

Futa jallon....
Let our spirit shine on all
Let our spirit shine all over the world
So that we may live forever
We believe in one black race
In our struggle for freedom
We must preserver

dodorima to all rugged men,you bam

Elhomoj:
Wizkid is like Messi, Davido is like CR7. Davido and CR7 are noisemakers. The real Kings are Messi and Wizkid.

davido is like pasuma in everything,raising up artist,spending lavishly,helping people,while burna boy is like osupa only fuji fans will understand

FILEBE:
A lot went into promotion of that song. Lots and lots of money. Fans too.. airplay. U can't hate a song u listen to everyday

See the lyrics for those who care to know.

Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Ohh naa naa
Omo ge wa j'ogede, whoa
Ohh naa naa
Girl I no go let you go
Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Say I wanna leave you in the mornin'
But I need you now, yeah, yeah
I find you, I give you all you needin'
I know you what you like
I feel it comin'
Time is of the essence
I tried to teach you
But I might need some lessons
I need to give it all
I tried to leave but I can't
I don't know why, you're the one
Turn me out of my mind
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Say na me dey mess up your mind
And na me dey make you free up your mind
Say your body talk to me nice
Say na my love, you dey need for your life
Yeah our love no be lie
See yeah we dey together yeah day and night
Yeah if I leave you go kpai
Yeah if you leave I go kpai (oh, oh whoa)
I'm strokin' your body, baby
Lovin' your body, baby
As you're whinin' your body, baby, so crazy
Lovin' your body, baby
Gyal iwo ni temi
I just wanna let you know, ohh
Hope every day that I dey by you
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Baby, baby
Everybody used to say
No one loves you like this
No one wants you the same way
Love 'til the mornin'
My head wan' to turn from your lovin'
I just wanna get you beside me (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Gave you all you need, gave you all you need
Gave you all, you give me all you need
Give you all you need, gave you all
Make I give you all you need
Every touch you need, give you all
Make I give you all you need, baby
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah)
You don't need no other body
Baby girl I want you there
Girl I want you there
Promise to treat your love fair
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
When we touch, how we connect
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
Said this love, have no regret
Whoa-whoa, yeah-yeah

although i never listen to that song,but if this is the lyrics,it is wack,

slawormiir:
Damn nigga
Isoright....wizkid my niggar


That is not true....this is is faceless forum....I don't know who is who.....if I loose guard efcc go burst me

See ehnn...my safety is very important...as a matter of fact....the venza car i do drive got no plate number....this is to tell you that am doing everything possible not too loose guard

what if i tell you that you have no honda anywhere,i know you face to face

okooloyun1:
Wow! I really learnt something from this story.

there is one lady like that,she is dating a yahoo guy,but she dont know the guy is a fraudster,one day the guy promise her 500k,he ask her to send her business account details,she send the details to him,alert message enter the girl phone,the guy then call her that he make mistake while sending the money,he send 5million instead of 500k,the girl check it and said she will forward the money back,the guy said no need for transfer that he even need cash for something very urgent,so they both go to bank the second day to withdraw 4.5million,after she withdraw the 4.5million and hand it over to him,the guy told her that he is going somewhere very urgent,then he leave her at the bank.....second day police knock on the girl door,they said they trace 5million fraud transfer to an account that have her name on it,she said it was her boyfriend that send the money to her account....she call the boyfriend,number switch off,they go to bank to check the cctv footage of when they came to withdraw the money,all they see on camera was the girl and a guy that cover his face with a cap

kenddys:
Generator
How?

he post generator advert on jiji,when someone contact him that he want to buy it,he ask him to send his address,he said his apprentice will deliver it second day...he now go to the same jiji again to go and look for who want to sell that type of generator,and he told that one to deliver it to the first guy address that he is not in nigeria,that he should go and deliver it to his brother,when he got there,he call the guy to forward money since his apprentice have bring the gen he order for,then the guy forward money to him...the guy told the other guy to bring gen,that one said he should bring money,the guy said have paid your boss just now look at the alert,then the guy that bring the generator(the seller)said what the man that order for the told me is that you are his brother that you will pay me when i deliver the gen to you,he said he is not in nigeria for now...they call his number switch off

SavageResponse:
Immediately they started heading to the next shop you should have quickly called the other POS operator to tell him that you have no prior relationship with the Okada rider or the guy on the phone!

why this people dont have fear of GOD at all,why is this life like this,making people cry because you want to eat

kenddys:
You were lucky y'all should be careful


Same happened to two POS in my locality here

One lost close to 300k the other one lost 100k

The one that lost 100k was lucky he ran out of money

i just saw it on facebook that they use this format to scam someone through generator

This message is for POS agents,please beware,a guy an okada man rush down to my shop this morning,telling me that the man on the phone want to talk to me,i collect the phone from him,talking to the man on phone,he said,i will help him deposit 50k into his account,that the guy in front of me will give me,that the 50k cash is with him,i told him all i have on my pos is 3k,he said is there another pos nearby,i said there is one very closeby,then i send the 3k,he said i should gave the guy the phone back,i gave him,he told the guy to go the that other pos,when he got there,he did the same way he did with me,few minutes later,the guy come back and told me he has been scammed,he said when the man call him,he act as someone that know him and said he want to send money through him to someone,that is why he rush down to my place thinking the person will send the money into my account and i will cash it out for him.....please dont fall victim

mod help move it to front page thanks

EXLOVER:
If you notice the picture of the woman she's a serial cheat, the late husband is just her bank, someone else is doing the oiling. Men should be careful of the kind of women they end up with, don't marry because of beauty or sexiness.

Guys should be careful with any girl that have dated a yahooboy, those ones ashawo dey their DNA, they can sleep with anybody around you.

Guys should also be careful with those girls that has a broke loving ex, she left him to marry you because he's not ready yet, you will be happy that you're a winner, but behind you she's collecting his sweet broke Dickson steady, this things can lead to you fathering someone's child.


In Conclusion, you can take an olosho out of the street but you can't take the street out of olosho, my own be say, immediately my child is 3 months old i will start conducting my local DNA with my eyes directly, if the child doesn't have any of my features or doesn't look like any member of my family, straight to oyibo DNA. I can't be spending on one idiot sperm production.

i always said it,if nairaland was shut down for 48hours some people will sick,thanks for giving me first laugh of the week,happiness will not depart from you

omoyeni37:
I am so so grateful sir, God bless you sir....

ok sir you welcome

omoyeni37:
He's doing okay sir, but it has not been easy at all for him. Thank you very much for checking on us sir.

is nothing,always stay close to him sir,tough time dont last only tough people do

omoyeni37:
Okay sir, you have been so helpful to us, i am really really grateful to you sir, i will get it for him sir.

hello sir,how is he doing

omoyeni37:
Okay sir, you have been so helpful to us, i am really really grateful to you sir, i will get it for him sir.

ok sir