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She is saying the exact opposite if you read her message well.

justjify:
Cynthia, did you just say being a baby mama/daddy is the new swagg? My goodness. Morality is facing extinction.

Hilarious. If my future husband should try this ehn. I will never forgive him.

Very Sensible

Ucheosefoh:
I rather choose for my sister or my future daughters be as successful as Linda Ikeji, Rita Dominic and Genevive Nnaji and still be single than get married to one miserable man in the name of marriage. As for the posters above and below isn't she better than millions of married women in miserable marriages. As for her husband who cares, abeg you guys should cut her some slack, she is a role model not only to the girls but to the real hustling guys out there who wants to make it legitimately

That's not a story for this forum jare

SkinnyDude:
what is making you depressed?

Not fair. Nothhing on Peter Dinklage. I want season6 already

Ok so this happened recently. My cousins stay not too far from our place. So it happened that I was leaving home at the sametime my 5yr old cousin wass leaving for school which is close by. Immediately he saw me he shouted my name and as a big aunty I put my hand into my handbag to give N20 when he saw the N20 he put his hand into his pocket and silently brought out N100. I just said AH!, put my N20 back into my bag and said "Daniel sorry". It was so funny

I have been depressed lately but this thread made my evening. Filled with hilarious posts. I remember when my sister was younger I think 6 or 7, she was playing on the decking so I shouted at her to come downstairs immediately she came downstairs she said "you won't even let somebody enjoy her life sef" I just bursted in laughter.

Lol. Let me rephrase. Best comment for the day!

Feranmicharles:
hehehehehe buh wait o,shey best comment you've ever read? Or best comment coming from me

He has 8years

Captainswag225:
baba dulltins will take 6 years hiring and firing forgetting he has jux a 4 year mandate..... Tick tock, time is going, we are still waiting for 1 naira= 1 dollar.

Lool. Best comment ever!

Feranmicharles:
Una mad ni if na 4 our stomach we chop d $75BN no wahala instead of us to lose the $75BN into the hands of corrupt leaders


Leave us,we like am like that

And with all @halfrica has posted on this thread. I can see she is a disgrace to females and human generation as a whole. We are talking about rape, you're yammering about dressing, foundation, home training. Maybe you are a rapist or you enjoy been raped we don't know sef. Call a spade a spade. All the home training and decent dressing in the world can't save you from been raped if a pervert has his eyes on you. Only God can

This is utter nonsense!!! I have never read more rubbish in my life.

lastpage:
Actually, if a girl is not drunk or sick, .....and she is determined you would not have shex with her, YOU CANT!
You would only keep trying for the next few hours until you tire out.
She would let you do all the "effort" and when you are about penetrating, all she need do is just "shift aside" a bit and you are completely out and will start all over again.

Only by physically assaulting her" to a state of total weakness, to the point where she cant move her body at all (which would take some hours) will you be able to overcome her. (One-on-One situation, .......not being held down by three men o!)

so, all these talk of one old man pinning down a woman in her prime, in an office nevironment for a few minutes and r@ping her..... sound more to me like there was "willingness" in the whole thing initially.

Just my thoughts sha.



Lastpage!

It is so annoying how someone is saying dressing provokes men to rape. Because a lady is walking around naked doesn't give any right to rape her. Only animals do that. If dressing provokes rape then there shouldn't be stories of rape in Arabian countries where women wear burka! It's just a pity our countries doesn't have a good judicial system. Imagine a student reporting something like this and it's swept under the carpet. It's just a pity!

She is looking old already. Washed and bleached out too. Op if you know her personally tell her to take it easy on the creams sha.

I am so impressed!

There are lots of Nigerian girls that dress simple, but it's the ones with all the fakes "le ma ma ronju mo" greedy guys. You will be looking for big barbecue chicken when suya is right in front of you then start complaining that suya is scarce. Rubbish!

The pictures of the marijuana, vodka and champagne look exactly like how they make the consumer feel

At least been a baby mama is better than been a baby murderer. Most of you making hate comments should ask your parents for their wedding pictures, you will see you somewhere in it. Judging and pointing fingers as if you don't commit fornication. Hypocrites!

Lol. True. This makes sense

neoapocalypse:
You won't understand , as an old unattractive but loaded man married to a stunner , leaving your wife behind can be injurious to your health. Awon boys are not smiling o , even gateman go knack her akpako so na to package am go wherever you dey go.

But why is she following them all around , maybe she is jobless cos i don't see the remaining politicians wives......

ok... the award goes to this thread for being the most hilarious one on nairaland. Loool. That cake tho....

See what another full grown manboy wore

shalomm:
but na true him yan na. are we all lawyers? abi you go dey ask mechanic how to treat cancer? Pls let us be reasonable and logical. God bless you and have a wonderful day.

you don't have to comment if you don't have anything to say its has simple as that. The Op didnt force anyone to make a comment.

This thread was not intended for bickering now. Anyway for anyone interested in knowing, both dogs are besties now although the boerboel can be a bully at times and always wants to be the first in anything they both do but no fights, lots of plays and they can both be left alone without supervision.

BlackBaron:
The guns and the drugs, is he implying he made his money from drug dealing and gang banging?
Africans acting like wanna be gangsters. Stop projecting false images to youths.

And stated he remembered when 'I (he) had no money in my (his) bank account'
Isn't his dad a billionaire ?

if you watch well and try to get the concept, that was not cocaine but poundo yam.

StealthyMe:
In Nigeria,the joke will be on her and she'd be viewed as a cheap whöre.
Some of his guys even be wating to reach the promised land

Lol. Then they won't reach there because he didn't.

Simple! Because it's her choice! That is enough reason as far as it's not hurting anybody!!!!!!!!! Stop being a bother. Argh!

Gamesmart:
Why do they need white names?

I am sure you are not giving them foreign names, because you are not calling them Deng, Pervir, Sithole etc. And, most likely, it would be over your dead body to give them such "dirty" names. You are giving them white names for a reason.

Give us sensible reasons why you chose to name your kids with white names, why you need to or why they need it.

the face of that female trekker annoys me all the time. i dont even know why

Nostalgia!!!

you could have ask why you were been denied........

This will be beautiful. I love watching dog whisperers. oya start naijas own now

arcbay:
Na nice prospect o!!! Always wanted to start an Animal Control Unit, but i got discouraged along the line....I guess Animal Care still needs a lot more recognition and acceptance...This programme on DSTV, "Dog whisperers", where they walk into homes rescuing malnourished dogs and arrest their owners...I've always wanted to start something like that. But you know Naija na, with our complex culture and tradition...

Imagine me walking into a guy's house say i wan impound him dog, no be matchet dem go take pursue me?

the most annoying headline on nairaland for the day! why did it take him so long to push out boko haram in a month? simply because he wants to be re-elected. Pathetic.