₦airaland Forum

justwise:
Then forget about Canada and possibly US for the next 5yrs.

i guess using an immigration agent is a bad idea. should one do this by oneself?

IYANGBALI:
Broom vs Umbrella

100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.

The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal.

Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is optional.

Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom cannot do the job well.
Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It protects only few no matter its size.

One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.

This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom... Together we can clean these mess.
Yes We Can.

#BroomRevolution
#TogetherNigeriaCanBeClean

Analyse whatever u like, is there u will dey o!

sammieguze:
Hmmmmmm...


This election is an eye opener i tell you

So Goodluck shd be coming to Lagos everyday cos he doesn't have anything else to do abi? Does the state government not receive subvention from the FG? U shd wait for Goodluck to do everything for u including bathing ur kids.

sauceny:
Can you kindly put it in summary,Nigerians are busy...





Thank You

If you want to hide anything from a Nigerian, put it inside a book because they won't bother opening it.

Grendel:
let me be plain
i nor dey enjoy having sex with her but when i do outside ... omo na sweet ooo

U don dey cheat already na.

odegood:
My friend, before u post any topic please check your English. There is nothing like the most longest. This is tautological. The correct grammar is "the longest empire" not the most longest. I hope correction is taken.

See beef o, tell me if u don't enjoy d piece. U wan show say u sabi English abi? Pls punctuate ur last sentence with a question mark.

I've heard so much abt this wahala in d health sector. My brother is a Doctor and he often tells me about these problems and honestly told me that d Doctors are just heading every departments in the hospital even where they hav no experience about. It's so wrong to hav a doctor heading d engineering department or Physiotherapy department where he has no single knowledge about. Nigeria has to enact laws to show clear definition of jobs especially in a multiprofessional sector like Health. Doctors dnt knw other people's profession enof to head dem, it's more like imperialism. Thank God I'm not in such a crazy environment.

PastorKun:
It is chris that is a big time olodo

On a more serious note, wetin come be ur own with Chris dis night? No b everything I believe sha bt keep ur views.

Thank you sir. You're just perfectly right. They said we're d leaders of 2moro, I'm 31 now and have never held even counsellor position cos older me of over 60 do not want to give up

whizpet:
Jonathan should know that Nigerians are sick and tired of his Government. Only God saves him from being bomb 2dai #VoteBuhari come february 14.

Which Nigerians are tired of his government? Are those malos Nigerians? Pls speak for ur self and region, here in d entire south and middle belt, GEJ remains our favourite. If GEJ had been bombed, dis country wud hav been on fire, it tell u
Then we'll know which region actually owns and sustains Nigerians. GEJ till 2019 na confirmed mater.

Juliano47:
Hello Folks....i've always wanted to know the best punishments for Dating/marriage cheats...... Stuff is so common these days it is slowly evolving into part of the societal norms. Personally, i've been very lucky with women...out of about 10 serious relationships; I have only experienced cheating once...tho; to catch a cheat ain't so easy.


So, today, I want to know what are the best punishments for cheats...personally, it pains me when I see Men & Women cheat on their faithful partners...I could kill for that, literally.

I read somewhere that a woman sliced off her man's blockus because she caught him cheating... (Sad but deserving). Also a boy at navy town bathed his gf with acid for sleeping around....

Do cheats deserve this or worse? Why do peeps cheat anyway? Who cheats more, men or women? Make una attack biko...I'm around.

Hmmmm, You hav had 10 "serious" relationships and only just one cheated, you've started looking for punishments. You ought to be punished first for dating 9 good persons and breaking their hearts, or u don't think that deserves punishment too. Lolzzzzz!

Adam and Steve both of una get dick na. Why Eve pussy no dey sweet una again? Choi, God must punish una ways for sure.

mirexxx:
at least they begged na

they didn't go about stealing

Whoa, are u telling me now that girls are beggers? Because beggers just beg, they don't steal too.

Make una tell her to dey write in pigin or Hausa na or better still, mak she no dey tweet again until her papa lose d election na. This na anoda Patience Jonathan from the North o!

taken? If you are taken,besure u're not "taken for granted" o!

taken sef follow?

Oye50:
Chei bros nawa o. You sabi me b4 ni? My own na zip up till wedding o
Chei bros nawa o. You sabi me b4 ni? My own na zip up till wedding o

Abia!

samflexxy:
I wonder oo some girls are just to cheap

Na wa o! Every lady says "some girls are chip" abeg who's are those chip girls?

TerraByte:
It depends....$ or N

This one dey ask which currency, what if na Zimbabwean Dollars nko? Una wey like Dollars, na dt time u go prefer Ghana money

gameboy727:
Outside Naija these are hot courses.

That's true but in Naija those courses are just there for one to hav a degree. There is no enabling environment to put all that into practice here.

For BBM, girls fit no ask u, dem go just put am their pm say "by this time 2mao, I won't be online for a while, bye" then d mugu guy go come ask am why. Na there she go say her BIS go expire 2moro. Then d guy wey dey soak garri go begin hustle #1,000 to send. Mind u, no b only u see that personal message o! Like 10 guys fit don see am and she go play d same tape. She don mak #1,000 for dt day dt. And if u see am come form like say u no see am, dem go find way take draw ur attention to their pm. For me, my answer na "eya, God go provide" simple. Women sabi see men like see we be ATM. 90% of ladies do dis bt dey won't admit it.

Excellent move naija. Jerusalem is never for the arabs therefore Palestine can never be a State.

kennygee:
Since when did Fulanis become so violent?

It baffles me when news about fulanis being violent hits the news.

Are u new to hearing wht fulani people do in Naija? na wa o!

OMG! Na wetin I no go read for this Nairaland? Guy na cos of 6k? I knw say things hard but forget dis money and move on. Let it be that she's owing u for life and u owe her nothing. Always learn to date a lady somehow below ur level. Women have gone terrible these days.

teemanbastos:
shex jux crying over spilt milk..


Shez going bak home kum 2015 with ha hubby

She won't go back home, we all know tha incumbents leaders always continue whether dey did well in their previous regimes or not. I for one, wud want Buhari there but he just has to wait till 2019 den join PDP. He might hav dt chance den but certainly not in 2015.

Serving in Big cities is a dangerous tin to do. I served in Benue and it was a gud experience. I was so sure dt I wud have redeployed were I posted to Lagos, Abuja or Ph. Take am easy sha, maybe u'll get a good job after ur nysc there.

There's always a spiritual relation to whatever happens in Naija. Na wa o! I'm a Christian bt I won't believe all that. He's just saying things that everyone knows would happen. Please keep your prophesy to yourslef jare!

Kaduna

It's simply the effect of global warming. Man burns fuel which releases Carbondioxide, carbonmonoxide and other greenhouse gases into the atmosphere and they trapped in d atmosphere preventing the excessive heat from leaving the earth. The heat is what we feel and it most times melts the polar ice leading to flooding at costal areas. The trees are adapted to remove carbondioxide from the atmosphere which they use for photosynthesis and release oxygen at night to the earth. Man's rapid urbanization and cutting down of trees are to blame. So plant a tree today...there are no witches there; I'm sure that is why most of us cut them down. They do us a lot of good and I can't remember a disadvantage of trees around. From Okaku Ben

True but I've seen many ladies who had dated broke guys and dey both made it in d end. Abeg stop discouraging people jare.

With that write-up, it appears there should be this constant disagreement b/w a man and a woman in a relationship. Pls stop teaching such strife.