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Business / Re: Can You Tell Your Friend What You Do Online That Gives You Money by OmalichaJesus(f): 1:15am On Jun 01, 2020
Mickey02:


reach me on umandemichael@gmail.com

Can I send a mail too?
Family / Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:37am On Feb 19, 2020
OMG
I started reading this thread late last night.It is soooo scary and intriguing.
It also opened my eye to how fast I've been backsliding spiritually.

Looking at the picture of the sacred heart of Jesus, I couldn't even look at it for too long.
The pain in his eyes Pierce my soul.

I'm sorry Lord

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by OmalichaJesus(f): 5:29pm On Feb 10, 2020
johannesburg:
I have a brother who belongs to a secret society. Fingers are pointing at him that he knew about the demise of the late family members including our mum. Worse is people are scared to approach him but me I did.
Since then life hasn't been the Same as I am like someone who is starting life afresh.
Spiritualist keep telling me he buried charm for me on my landed property because he claimed it from me and yet threatening me that i haven't seen anything yet.


OMG
The heart of men!!!.
Chai
Pure evil.
He will meet his Waterloo
Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by OmalichaJesus(f): 5:24pm On Feb 10, 2020
vincentjk:


No kind of Catholic book we haven't read, using St Michaels and back to sender oils have become a norm in my house as we've won many empty containers of them littered around the house. Burning of incense day and night too we've done all these

Had it been it's someone doing ordinary juju then our prayers would have killed him and wiped his entire family long ago but our case is entirely different

Occultic men are after us, they appear to pastors and warn them to stay off our place if they want to live, physically one came into our house sometimes last year and helped us blowing the incense to make it smoke meaning it does them no harm... I'm watching to see how this turns out

Below is our alter where prayers are said daily. sometimes we wake up to missing candles and rosaries, it isn't new to us anymore

This is serious o.
Your Dad nko?
What does he have to say about the situation?

This looks like a case of a man with ill gotten wealth and then he wants to opt out of the source of his wealth.
That's the reason for the attacks
Romance / Re: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:07am On Feb 10, 2020
Give what you can afford and what you think he or she will appreciate.
Someone who loves you will appreciate anything he or she is gifted.

And Valentine's day is not just for lovers, show love to everyone around you and yourself inclusive.
Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Gifts Ronaldo Mercedes BRABUS Of N242m On His 35th Birthday by OmalichaJesus(f): 5:25pm On Feb 06, 2020
Wow
This is huge

Lord bless me enough to pamper my loved ones with exotic gifts
Phones / Re: My Facebook Account Hacked! How Do I Retrieve It? by OmalichaJesus(f): 5:14pm On Feb 06, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Give me every details especially a picture of your face(a clear one)
And give me the full name of the account it was changed to

Make i finish work


Please help me too
Biko




Phones / Re: My Facebook Account Hacked! How Do I Retrieve It? by OmalichaJesus(f): 4:58pm On Feb 06, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Give me every details especially a picture of your face(a clear one)
And give me the full name of the account it was changed to

Make i finish work


Help me too
Please
Biko
Ejoor






Family / Re: Can A Man Force His Wife To Go On Low Cut? by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:28am On Dec 21, 2019


We dated for over 5 years before marriage, I actually started dating her while I was in 3rd year in the university, whereas for her being on low cut was never an issue then.
The only thing I realised is that women do change after marriage.

Oga you don't know what is doing you

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Travel / Re: Male Or Female Who Do You Prefer As Your Seat Mate While Traveling? by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:24am On Dec 20, 2019
Lonestar124:
I love babies, so i prefer nursing mother.

Come let's travel together, better human being
Travel / Re: Is N3m Enough For 1 Week Trip To Dubai For A Family Of 4? by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:44am On Dec 20, 2019
aca77:


Please this is the travel section. Those who never chop can check the food section.

Reasonable responses only please.


LMFAO
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me! by OmalichaJesus(f): 12:11pm On Dec 13, 2019
You don't have enough time to talk with your babe but u are free enough to come here and complain �

First thing first, I don't think you are living within your means.
A rent of 200k
A younger brother to take care of
An elder brother duty to take care of.
A girlfriend who is so emotional and needs constant attention.

Oga seriously if you continue taking up more responsibilities while you have not really find your feet, e go hard u big time.


Your girlfriend is not wrong for craving attention. I think she likes you so much and if there's a "holdup" in communication between you guys, she starts getting worried plus having ideas and she rushes to breakup with you before you'll do the breaking up.


She likes you, you like her.
Try make things work and please stop coming here to complain about ur relationship, except u don't want it to work.

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Romance / Re: Do I Go Ahead With My Plans for Her? by OmalichaJesus(f): 1:57pm On Dec 10, 2019
Richnerd69:
So I met this youth corper lady in abuja when I escorted my friend Whose babe pushed buttons for an appointment for him to meet with a dignitary in brit high Commissions, in order to secure visa to Europe and job connections on arrival to the UK. Who recalled I created a thread about my friend who was about to leave everything he worked for, to travel along with his rich babe? Well, dude just left days go.

Well, that aside. Prior to meeting this pretty corper who just came back from camp, I just came out of a messy break up which left a vacuum in me... We got talking and loved up in 2days cuz she also lodged in the same guest house as we did, and at night she would come downstairs to relax, as even i too would.

We got down, We became so close in a short space of time as we exchanged pleasantries, thoughts and ideas and we laughed about the funniest things together. Told her about the opportunities in Port Harcourt and how I would love her to come serve in PH, and that she could live with me.

She's 23 and she has a very humble spirit and a good vision. On my proposal, she declined and her reasons were the security threats and rumors about evil practices and she hasn't been to PH before . I tried to assure her to keep her safe if she would allow me work her transfer to PH. Guys she agreed, and that evening I put a call across an uncle who's a Brig.General who pushed buttons the following day... And by January she is to be in PH for service .

My friend left for Lagos on the 5th to meet with his babe so they would catch their flight and I couldn't follow him because I had to stay back to make preparations for her to come stay with me in PH. Beforehand, I had introduce her to my guy and he told me to be careful with this one but he liked her vibe and everything about her. She then took me to see her elder sister who is married in Niger state before we would both be leaving for PH. Her sister was mean and harsh at first, but I spoke with her husband who was from my home town and he talked to his wife so I could take her sister with me. We would be leaving on Wednesday as my 2weeks work leave expires this Tuesday.

Now guys, I don't know why I feel like I've started stepping out of my boundaries, like I'm moving too fast and doing too much, just too early... Now that she's coming over to PH, I don't know what the future holds tho but I really like this lady and I want to build her up...But do you think moving in together in a short time of knowing each other is bad for us? Any suggestion whatsoever ?? Do I get her a place so she could have a roommate so we could at least keep space ?



Both of you are moving too fast but truthfully moving fast or slow has nothing to do with how long or healthy the relationship will be.

For now, just look for a roommate with her.
She shouldn't move in with you.

You are not the only one taking risks,she is also taking a big risk.

She get mind Sha bcuz me I would never even agree to go with someone I just met some minutes ago, talk more of taking him to meet my loved ones but still everyone's love story won't be the same thing.

I wish you and yours the best
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by OmalichaJesus(f): 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2019
My dear babe, shebi you see this your standard? Stick with it.
Follow what you want o.
Wait for the type of man you want.

It's better you stay on your own than settle for a type of man you are not attracted to all in the name of there's no perfect man.

Wait for your man babe, when he comes you will know.
If he doesn't come in time, get a fuckboy, adopt a child and live happily ever after.


Shebi you see this life, it's too short to be crying after one stupid scummy man and trying to train it into the man you want it to be.

Don't set ur standards low for any modafvker.

As long as you are deserving of all good thing, it will surely get to you babe.

And for all those weeping and running their mouth bcus you know the type of man you want, ignore them.
It's simply because they don't meet the standards that's why they are pained.

Focus on self growth for now, while on the lookout for your man.

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Romance / Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by OmalichaJesus(f): 10:42am On Dec 03, 2019
Sweetchilli:
Brother, pregnancy is not calculated from the date of conception(the date you had sex). It is calculated with the date of her Last Menstrual Period. Ovulation is usually 2 weeks after the period. Add that to the 4 weeks that you had sex with her and you get 6 weeks. Why do you think pregnancy is usually 40weeks in women? It starts to count from the day of the last Menstrual period. Don't let men who don't know what pregnancy is confuse you.

This is for the uneducated men mentioning me and saying rubbish. You at least have access to the internet, why can't you just Google it instead of making uninformed statements and disgracing your ancestors

This is true
Romance / Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by OmalichaJesus(f): 10:37am On Dec 03, 2019
Ghostfaze:
Kindly approve to the homepage, mods.


Hello everyone.
I have an unusual issue at hand and it's really giving me a headache.

I have a girlfriend I met in August this year when I traveled to my state from Abuja. She's beautiful, a graduate, and she's everything I have ever wished to have in a woman or so I once believed.

I loved her and our relationship was going to lead to marriage.

After we met in August I traveled back to Abuja and a few months later her NYSC call up came. She told me about it and we planned that she will serve in Abuja. I paid one NYSC man to work her posting but unfortunately, she was posted to another Northern state.

On her way to the state where she was posted she stopped over at my place in Abuja on the 3rd of November, That night we had sex without a condom and after the sex, I gave her a pregnancy prevention drug tablet I had collected from a doctor.

She refused to take the drugs not until after much persuasions. The next morning, some thick blood mixed with water started coming out of her and she was also having stomach pains so I called the doctor that gave me the drugs and he said we should come to his hospital.

We got to the hospital and after explaining to him what happened the doctor said she was already pregnant before taking the drugs that's why her body reacted that way to the drugs.

She denied that she's pregnant and eventually she had to undergo a pregnancy scan. The result came out negative but the doctor kept on insisting that she was pregnant and that the reason why the result came out negative is because of the drugs she took and how young the pregnancy is.

She left for home angrily that day and I had to beg her to forget whatever it is that happened.

A few days later she left for NYSC camp in the state where she was posted. After two weeks she started complaining to me that she's been feeling cold, hungry, and sleepy often than she used to.

I told her that it could be because of the change of weather and the approaching harmattan season. While she was in camp I was working for her to be reposted back to Abuja and somehow she didn't want to serve in Abuja again. She wasn't really open to me about that but she was subtly letting me know of her desires.

Finally, her reposting worked out and she came down to Abuja three days ago. Today she told me that she wants to go for a pregnancy test and I obliged and escorted her to another hospital different from the one we previously went to the first time she came to Abuja.

After the test and scan, the result said she's 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant. We went to another hospital and the result came out the same.

Remember that I first had sex with her on the 3rd of November. Tomorrow will make it a month I had sex with her but she's already 6 weeks and 2 days pregnant.

I could not understand why she should be 6 weeks pregnant when it's not been up to 4 weeks I had sex with her. I have asked her to tell me if she slept with someone else earlier before she came to Abuja but she has maintained that she did not.

I have equally asked the two doctors we met today plus a few other doctors I spoke with on the phone if they think that I'm responsible for the pregnancy but their answers are all contradicting.

Now I'm confused. She's in my house, with a child I'm certain does not belong to me. I don't know what to do. I'm really really confused. Please, any mature advice would be gladly appreciated.

Thank you!


Use condom, una no go hear.

Just risking your health for orgasm.
Go and check if you never contact STDs first and then tell the young lady to leave ur house Biko.
U can redo another test or scan to be certain. Scan preferably
Family / Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2019
akpunda86:

Im not yet sure i wanna go villa.i want to spend time with the kids..She has started asking all her brothers and sis in town when they are travelling.have told me wanna join them.Is not a must ill travel to my village but to me a must that i stay with my family.
IS ALWAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR I HEAR FROM MY WIFE FROM FONE ON NEW YEARS.

Does she travel with the kids or she leaves them in Lagos?
Family / Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:23am On Dec 02, 2019
akpunda86:


Nwoke leave matter for matter.i wear the shoe so knows where it pains me.my friend married from imo state.the way the woman adapted to our culture.joined all women group hardly u know z from imo.Im a titled chief a title my father conferred on us when we were young.

Why do we basterdize marriage.all thru my life iv nvr seen my mum leave my dad during xmas.she can go to her maternal home everyday but nvr skips food time for dad.This days Honey egwusi soup in plastic microwave it when hungry.
Guy im not happy.


Marry your mum na

You are just creating problems for yourself oga.

Shebi you see this marriage thing ehen, it's a diy thing.
Do it yourself, for yourself and by yourself.

U are creating problems for yourself by looking at how your friend and his wife do their thing.
Whatever works for you and your family, do it.

What you will do is, call ur wife and talk to her about how you would like you all to spend Christmas together.

It will be hard for her to adjust bcuz she's probably used to traveling to the village every Christmas.

Marriage is not by puffing muscle o, communication,love, respect and understanding is key.
Family / Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:12am On Dec 02, 2019
akpunda86:


Anambra z fun during xmas so is my villa infacr iv warned her after this year i no wan hear i wan go xmas for my villa.she is free to go see d mum and siblings but not every xmas.she can go bf the holidays.besides our newborn just six months.infact she is not going anywhere.
I regret marrying from imo state their culture pissing me off now.


Mtchwwwwwwwwww
Family / Re: Must Wife Travel Every Christmas by OmalichaJesus(f): 11:12am On Dec 02, 2019
akpunda86:
Shez 32 sometimes i feel shez not yet matured for marriage.leaving a matured man all alone in d house with d harmattan cold.sometimes i wonder if her village is more important than her marriage.im just watching cos if she cant adapt after 7 yrs of marriage she better think twice. Im from anambra shez imo.



Mtchwww
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:35am On Nov 29, 2019
Mariangeles:

If you're willing , I could tutor you on mini importation, but not at the moment though


I'll love to learn please
Crime / Re: South African Woman Baths Husband With Hot Water For Cheating On Her (Photos) by OmalichaJesus(f): 3:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
SavageResponse:


Whatever!

Just bear in mind that not every guy will take bullsh1t from a woman.

By the way you have nice kissable lips wink



Ok
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by OmalichaJesus(f): 8:32am On Nov 28, 2019
Things like this happens o, I have a friend whose elder sister died like 2 years back only to be seen by a childhood friend who dint know she was dead at Okoko market.
They greeted and all.

After like sometime the childhood friend was talking to my friend whose sister died 2years ago about how he saw his sister last month at the market, that was when they told him she died long ago.



I guess they only appear to those who don't know they are dead.

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Crime / Re: South African Woman Baths Husband With Hot Water For Cheating On Her (Photos) by OmalichaJesus(f): 6:42am On Nov 28, 2019
SavageResponse:


Pray very hard not to marry someone like me cos if you ever exhibit any violent tendencies I will cut you into little pieces and bury you in the backyard!

Hahahaha
Inukwa pray very hard�

Uncle, you are already in every girls prayer point because nobody ever want to marry someone like you.

The light obviously has nothing to do with darkness.

I'm not in anyway attracted to douchebags or stupid humans.

So please swerve to hell where you belong.
Romance / Re: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by OmalichaJesus(f): 8:37am On Nov 25, 2019
Ojizy1:


She came forth telling me she's pregnant with hospital report and her body is already changing!!!
After 4months why now?

What date did she go to the hospital for the test??.

Since it's her first pregnancy, she might not not really know if she's pregnant or not.
She might even still see her period during the first 3months, some women see theirs all through the 9months.

The date she went to the hospital, will determine how long she has officially known before you start getting funny ideas about she hiding it from you.

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Crime / Re: South African Woman Baths Husband With Hot Water For Cheating On Her (Photos) by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:12am On Nov 24, 2019
Oga, why did you cheat?
Ehen?


So after giving up everything to start another life with, this is how u choose to reward her?

Anyway, I don't have any sorry to give you, collect it from other Nairalanders.
I'm very sure they have enough to give you.


In a relationship, nobody is expected to cheat.
If u cannot be committed, please stay on ya own Biko.

Maka if you cheat, I won't be responsible for what these hands do to you.

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Crime / Re: South African Woman Baths Husband With Hot Water For Cheating On Her (Photos) by OmalichaJesus(f): 9:07am On Nov 24, 2019
anonymous1759:



Keep shut if you don't have anything meaningful to say. You've No right to hurt anybody.
Unless on the ground of self defense.

Well, she's defensing her heart.
Lol
Family / Re: Help! My Husband Thinks I Spend Too Much by OmalichaJesus(f): 12:13am On Nov 24, 2019
Ginaz:
I don’t know but I always have the gift of managing my resources very well. I can hold 1k for a week so far there is foodstuff at home and be able to make use of Till it expires.

I can manage , plan, make use of what I have to get what I want till the main time . It’s a gift I took from my mom. My mom would go to the market , buy bag of rice , bag of garri, soaps for washing , groundnut oil, milk and milo at great quantity , red oil , maggi, salt . Everything we have to use .

These items take time to run out cos they are in abundance and cheaply bought too. So we don’t have to restock every month thereby saving money that should have been used restocking to simply run other things in the house .

O.p I suggest you should buy things in bulks and you can go to villages too to get them cheaply. My mom gets garri from the village .

Try to manage . Account for every drop of money . It is not being stingy or poverty nonsense they say. Things are hard , you shouldn’t ’t make it harder that’s why you should learn to plan . That 30k is enough for two people if I should be honest .


See serious advert.

Before you conclude, ask her if there's any food stuff at home.
Family / Re: Help! My Husband Thinks I Spend Too Much by OmalichaJesus(f): 12:03am On Nov 24, 2019
wired4comfort:
thank you all for your response.
A little story
My husband gives me 22k every month for the running of the house(food,water,tolietries etc), while I complete the rest according to the budget for that month. the problem is, he thinks the 22k should be enough if I was more carefull. I make a budget every month but he always refuse to look at it, but keeps insisting that 22k is enough for the two of us.
I am yet to get my pay for last month and I have ran out of cash from the 22k. He is upset and is asking what I did with the money.

Since he thinks he knows how to manage funds, let him manage it for some months and show you how he does it.

That's the only thing that will solve the issue

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2019 Edition) by OmalichaJesus(f): 4:23pm On Nov 22, 2019
BiafranBushBoy:
Anybody here deserves a Christmas gift from me?

Mention me and let me know.

#Peace.

P.s. No alternates please.

Okay, entry closed. I will pick from all those that mentioned me.

I'll appreciate a Christmas gift please

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