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Politics / Re: Senators Trade Words Over ₦‎29 Trillion Ways And Means Funds by Omalicious1: 6:03pm On Feb 20
Politics / Re: Amid Hardship, Seyi Tinubu Asks Nigerians To Have Faith In His Father by Omalicious1: 6:50am On Feb 20
Fareke:

https://dailytrust.com/amid-hardship-seyi-tinubu-asks-nigerians-to-have-faith-in-his-father/

...says the guy that used the country's Presidential jet to go and watch a polo match
Politics / Re: Abuja DISCO Issues Notice Of Disconnection To Presidential Villa, 85 MDAs by Omalicious1: 6:03pm On Feb 19
fergie001:

The Abuja Electricity Distribution PLC is constrained to do this publication with the details of Government, Ministries, Departments and Agencies with long outstanding unpaid bills for services rendered to them through the provision of electricity supply in that our previous attempts to make them honour their obligations have not achieved the desired results.

The relevant MDAs are hereby given notice that the AEDC shall after the expiration of 10 days from the date of this publication, that is, after Wednesday, 28th February, 2024, embark on the disconnection of our services to them until they discharge their obligations to us by paying their debts

Nos 12 & 38 - The Presidential Villa and the Ministry of Power.




AEDC, If una don chop belleful, cut light for Aso rock make I see
Family / Re: Judge Finds Out His Children Aren't His After 51 Years Of Marriage (video) by Omalicious1: 6:01pm On Feb 19
Gistmedia10:
In a surprising turn of events, a prominent figure in the legal system has been rocked by a shocking revelation in his family life. After 51 years of marriage, he learned through DNA results that his children aren't biologically his own, throwing everything he thought he knew into doubt.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJjD-NTyhro

You have been scammed



“I wish I could get all my money back” – Aged man heartbroken as he finds out none of his children belongs to him after 51 years (Video)

In his words, “I have been married for 51 years, got two sons; 42 and 40 and I’m still supporting them. They did a test to find out if they got a kidney good enough for my brother and found out something interesting, they ain’t my kids; they’re somebody else’s”.

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Politics / Re: Food Crisis: Maize, Sorghum Prices Drop As Major Feed Producers Suspend Purchase by Omalicious1: 5:59pm On Feb 19
Politics / Re: Capital Importation Is Increasing, Atiku Got This Wrong Again - Onanuga by Omalicious1: 10:29pm On Feb 18
politicoNG:


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8004351/tinubus-naira-floating-ill-advised-atiku

QUESTION: Between when he gave the approval for the release of grains and now, has the grains been released?

Don't know why I keep having this feeling that it's an audio grain

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Business / Re: See The Amount My Daddy Bought 10bags of Cement 32yrs Ago (see Here) by Omalicious1: 3:08pm On Feb 18
money121:
He bought 10bags of cement at rate of #700

Mean 1 bag #70 shocked shocked

Do you think is possible to happen again in nigeria?

fergie001, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod

May we never be like Venezuela
Health / Re: Boyfriend Accuses His Girlfriend Of Infecting Him With HIV (Pic/Video) by Omalicious1: 11:37am On Feb 18
officialwdhtv:
Boyfriend accuses his girlfriend of infecting him with HIV shocked

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7oXIIj_Vuw

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3enbu3O9ly/?igsh=ZHNxYm8xbWZtM216



He was thinking with his dick...
Politics / Re: Senate Says It Is Ready To Amend Nigerian Constitution To Okay State Police by Omalicious1: 7:22am On Feb 18

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Politics / Re: FG Summons Dangote, BUA Over Rising Cost Of Cement by Omalicious1: 2:56pm On Feb 17
peekspot:

https://www.thecable.ng/fg-summons-dangote-bua-over-rising-cost-of-cement/amp

I don't know why I just feel that nothing positive would come out and the end of this meeting...
Politics / Re: Army Arrests Dangote Trucks, 3 Others Taking Banned Goods To Cameroon by Omalicious1: 11:13pm On Feb 16
Foreign Affairs / Re: Alexei Navalny Is Dead by Omalicious1: 7:41pm On Feb 16
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgydMTmhs50?si=nzLkOQFzFUVhHHNl



SOURCE

That's how he takes care of his critic na...so I'm not surprised.
Politics / Re: Labour Declares Nationwide Protest Over Hardship by Omalicious1: 7:39pm On Feb 16
Health / Re: Help! My Life Is Being Ruined At The Moment by Omalicious1: 7:37pm On Feb 16
Thinktwiceb4:
Good evening all,
pls someone should me because I can't think straight again since morning. I met a girl month ago, she has been on neck to have s*x with her for the past month but I always declined, at times I do reach the point but I always stop, but today's own was different cus I couldn't hold it any longer. Though it was not upto 2 minutes sex before I realized that the economy is not smiling but everything was inside already. After the s*x I contacted some people on what she can take, they recommended beecham and teem solar including the said girl, now she is feeling lizzy.
Pls I don't know what to do, I can't think straight at the moment.

This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now


Just brace up for whatever comes...shay u be man? Na now u go prove am... next time, don't be a simp.
Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Borno State Governor Declares One-Day Fasting And Prayer by Omalicious1: 7:35pm On Feb 16

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Agriculture / Re: Nigeria To Remove ‘political Farmers’ From Database by Omalicious1: 5:19am On Feb 16
ijustdey:
According to him, only genuine farmers will benefit from government-subsidised interventions.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/668502-nigeria-to-remove-political-farmers-from-database.html

As if you didn't know before...
Foreign Affairs / Re: "He Is Better For Us, has More Experience" - Putin Picks Biden Ahead Of Trump by Omalicious1: 5:17am On Feb 16
HonNL:


Sky News

The reverse is the case...
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Attitude Because I Didn't Celebrate Valentine by Omalicious1: 4:06pm On Feb 15
Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.


Bro, use this time and focus on yourself, develop yourself and be better...

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Politics / Re: We Can't Fold Our Arms Again, Nigerians Are Dying - Sultan of Sokoto by Omalicious1: 5:53am On Feb 15
Politics / Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1,000/litre On FX Crisis by Omalicious1: 5:50am On Feb 15
nairalanda1:


SOURCE

So are we still importing Petrol? How Dangote Refinery na
Food / Re: Reps Move To Ban Styrofoam, Others In Nigeria by Omalicious1: 9:59pm On Feb 14

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Politics / Re: Senate Announces 37-Member Constitution Review Committee by Omalicious1: 9:57pm On Feb 14
[quote author=politicoNG post=128456548]

https://www.channelstv.com/2024/02/14/just-in-senate-announces-37-member-constitution-review-committee/amp/?fbclid=IwAR2yXvrxXzgwU0kjjvx_kAOdMwvN24p83ZkSYY7hGQ4GPGgjc7UbLwUn5cY

Nlfpmod mll


Since the days of David Mark, there has always been a constitution review...what are they really reviewing? I would suggest the following

1. Let each state generate its own revenue
2. The minimum qualification for any political office holder should be either HND or BSc
3. Restructuring
4. Governors and Presidents should be a single tenure of 6 years.
5. Senators and House of Rep should be a single tenure of 4 years


Food / Re: Hardship: FG Moves To Regulate Food Prices by Omalicious1: 6:27pm On Feb 14
Politics / Re: What Did You Do With Your Increased Allocations? FG Asks PDP Govs by Omalicious1: 6:11am On Feb 14
fergie001:


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7998785/hardship-nigeria-almost-road-venezuela

Honourable Minister, kindly apply necessary protocol in determining how allocations were spent...extend it to APC governors too...Hunger knows no party affiliation. Thank you.
Food / Re: Nigeria Breweries Announces Increase In Prices Of Beer Amid Rising Costs by Omalicious1: 6:07am On Feb 14
fergie001:
The Company's brands include Star lager beer; Gulder lager beer, Legend Extra Stout, Heineken lager beer, Climax,Goldberg lager, Life Continental lager; Ace Passion; Star Lite and Star Radler, 33 Export lager beer, Williams dark ale, Turbo Kings dark ale, More lager beer, Star Radler Red Fruits, and Desperados, which is a premium beer brand with a distinctive tequila flavor.

Well the company is yet to respond if its true or not...because sometime ago, same thing circulated but it wasn't from the company...in times like this, some people could be up to some mischief
Romance / Re: Man Caught Lady He Trained In School For 7 Years In A Church With Another Man by Omalicious1: 10:39pm On Feb 13
GistMedia0:
A woman ditches her sponsor for a new love, but her ex storms the church during the televised wedding, shouting, "Oga pastor, I took her from the village, I trained her, it will not happen!" Ushers quickly intervene, halting the vows. Shocked viewers left wondering what's next.

This experience can be so painful.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x5SRzcbKVY


This is a bold simp...when he trained her, didn't he remember the word "Hypergamy" ...that's exactly what played out and its natural for the other gender to do so... so he shouldn't be crying foul, however, I appreciate his boldness...I just wish we could apply such boldness with our governors and senators

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Career / Re: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Omalicious1: 7:02pm On Feb 13
BluntCrazeMan:


Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/uk-signs-deal-to-allow-british-lawyers-practise-in-nigeria/

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-signs-landmark-economic-partnership-with-nigeria


They tighten their laws so as to stop us from residing in their country but we are allowing their lawyers to come and practice here...is ok

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Politics / Re: Bwala: President Tinubu Is Better Than UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak by Omalicious1: 8:38pm On Feb 12
nairavsdollars:
Daniel Bwala, former spokesperson to Atiku Abubakar in the 2023 presidential election has said President Bola Tinubu is better than Rishi Sunak, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Bwala, who recently met Tinubu twice made the remark on Monday on his X page while responding to a user @Chinonxo.

He wrote




Take Bwala serious at your own peril

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Politics / Re: Even If A Cup Of Garri Goes For ₦1000, I Will Vote Tinubu Come 2027 by Omalicious1: 8:35pm On Feb 12
Entprys:
YEs. That 8 years is ours. The economy is only toughening us. We shall get acustomed to it soon.
8 years, Then power back to north

Pls someone should quickly check on whoever wrote this...the person needs serious help.
Religion / Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by Omalicious1: 12:40pm On Feb 11
jesusjnr2020:
When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You

Has anyone ever told you that konji could kill you if you don't cater to its cravings?

Or that you can't survive for a long time without having sex as a single?

Or did they tell you if you don't masturbate or find a similar avenue to release those urges, that you may suddenly fall sick or even dead?

That's one of the greatest lie ever told because no single person in the history of this world has died just because of konji.

In fact, to the contrary, it is the inability to resist the urges of konji that has killed and wrecked so many lives.

These include, the high and mighty, kings, rulers, judges, emperors, presidents, even some of the most powerful leaders and dictators in history, who couldn't be brought down through any other means but for their proneness to konji.

One of them, Samson, the strongest man to have ever lived, who was the judge of Israel at the time. It was through the snares laid up for his konji, that his enemies were able to catch and finally tame the man who hitherto proved indomitable to them. After all attempts to capture and subdue him with their military might proved abortive because of his unusual strength, it only took a prostitute for them to crack his security code, after which they caught him, ripped off his eyes and rendered him permanently blind.

Who can also forget the powerful general that once terrorised this whole nation and held it to ransom, brutalising or even murdering anyone he considered an opposition or whoever spoke up against his tyranny, including Fela Kuti, M.K.O. Abiola and his wife, Kudirat Abiola?

He seemed untouchable at the time, however it was his weakness regarding his konji that was used as a bait to lure him to his death, as the powerful general shamefully died on top of prostitutes while trying to satisfy his konji.

These are just a few examples of the high and mighty that konji has brought low when allowed to be in control.

Therefore don't believe the big lie that Konji will kill you if you don't satisfy it because Konji is insatiable.

So trying to satisfy konji, would only lead to konji growing bigger and more powerful, until konji gets out of hand and turns into an uncontrollable killer monster.


That's how in the quest to satisfy konji, some people are now raping infants, having sex with same sex, animals, trees, or whatever they could lay their hands on, and the worst part is that they still end up miserable, frustrated or even dead because konji can never be satisfied.

It's only when you allow konji to control you that konji can kill you.

So no gree for any konji this year or next!


God bless

From simping, konji now takes control...in all your hustle, never simp and don't hustle backwards

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Politics / Re: Citizens Groan As Rice Hits N77,000 Per Bag by Omalicious1: 8:34am On Feb 11
iwaeda:

https://punchng.com/citizens-groan-as-rice-hits-n77000-per-bag/

No government official should talk about "Palliative"

FG has talked about the release of grains from the Reserves...let's see if it won't be like the case of CNG Buses

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Politics / Re: FG Registers 2million Businesses To Tackle Unemployment by Omalicious1: 6:50pm On Feb 10
ManirBK:


https://dailytrust.com/fg-registers-2million-businesses-to-tackle-unemployment/

How much would be the salary? I hope its not the type of salary that everything would finish on transportation

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