₦airaland Forum

Ikwokrikwo:
E pain you sha.

Of course "e pain me". Why won't it "pain me" when a bunch of human beings (if they deserve to be called that) have chosen to become even more useless to themselves and the world around them than a dead carcass of a hippo in the Serengetti?? Of course that is a tragedy that should pain anyone with the mind of a living being- if e no pain you, then there's no doubting what you are.

Abeg where be the best spot to get roasted fish for Enugu?? Currently at a hotel close to Entraco.

tomakint:
Make you na no worry "A New Sheriffat" is in town thunder fire Boko Haram.........ooohhhhh infact, ***in Elder Orubebe's voice, WE WILL NOT TAKE IT****

Just look at the nonsense comment you just made. If na me now, you go spread your feather all over the place like angry hen with chicks wey see fox, spamming my mentions with nonsense advice.

How come you don't advice yourself??

Wow!! Just look at how super excited the Ultimate Warriors are, they really miss the days of conquests by their terrorist "siblings" (according to Jogogoro).

None of them would scream "propaganda". Were this to be the opposite, they either would have avoided the thread altogether or demanded for a video evidence to show it isn't a "lie". After that, if bodies are involved, they'd ask for the DNA results to prove the dead are indeed their Boko Haram brother.

Una weldone oo.

Leopard2A7:
omenka what is happening here

Why don't you ask your father?? What's my problem with it??

ShowYourCertificate:
I'm sure Omenka's State, Benue, would be included among the states where grazing reserves will be established. After all, Benue is in the North (North Central to be precise). And if the people of Benue dare resists, another Agatu might happen.

Just look at this comment. Yet some mad dogs with brains made of red mud and the back of their heads flattened from generational congenital misfortune would say Omenka is the one not acting mature and find fault in just about every comment I make.

Pray tell, where exactly lies the distinction between the author of this comment and the aforementioned things??

Mynd44, bear me witness, not even a comment have I made all evening yet some people who insist on pushing me to the edge so I could break rules and have myself silenced break Rule 2 in so doing. Isn't this comment for instance tantamount to a "deliberate provocation" which Rule 2 stands against??

What sort of nonsense is this??

AdaNri1:
i was waiting for you to add that it's because they're iPod yoots

Why don't you go ahead and add it yourself, after all, it is your brain, your fingers, and your life- do with them as you please.

Don't make me your problem because I don't and could NEVER give a bit of a Bleep about you.

Bye..

Nigerians and eye service/sycophancy. Smh. So because Rochas carries a scarf (or whatever you wanna call it) around his neck, his deputy too must.. Same nonsense in Benue state where every political jobber now goes around wearing that funny cap that bears the colours of the three major ethnic groups in the state because the governor does too- looking like circus clowns.

Smh.

They all joined hands together, north, south, east, and west, to plunder our treasury leaving the bulk of the population in abject poverty. But, when their sins are about to catch up with them, they roll out the drums and play loud and emotional ethnoreligious songs and the same poverty stricken oafs who bore the brunt of their misdeeds would be the ones protesting their "persecution" and how the government wants to use "kurukere" to throw them out of office.

Wanna see who the real slaves are, look no further than those people, the ones who'd quote what I just typed and do exactly what they are born to do- defend crooks and terrorists.

The only thing left for those hopelessly brainwashed Yoots to do is cry genocide when Boko Haram is being smashed by our gallant troops- just a matter of time.

QuotaSystem:
The world is watching, everyone's eyes are peeled.

I hope the militants take the bait and continue bombing to justify the severity of the Military's clampdown once it commences.

Some ignoramuses above you can't even see the strategy- just ranting like spoilt kids all over.

Only the deep can fathom the deep.

bloodyBLOGGER:
Akpu Munchers Alqaeda Squad (AMAS)


Our demands are:

1. Buhari must beg we the 5%

2. All nairalanders must attach the SE to the SS in all their comments they are our blothers.

3. SE must be agreed to have oyel too.

4. Yorubas must give us Lagos

5. Amaechi must admit that he is the lizard of ubima.

6. Buhari must sew a super hero costume for GEJ.

7. Abuja should be renamed after the coward Ojukwu.

8. Buhari should divorce Aisha and marry the leftover of FFK - Bianca

Failure to do the above will result to the 5% throwing akpu to blow pipelines.

Dude!!! Make una no kill me dis morning abeg!

DaBullIT:
He squandered the $2.1B for Jonathan's campaign

But record shows he purchased some ammunition that was not officially delivered to Nigerian security forces

Gerrit ??

Very sure they don't even spare a second to read before commenting.

Once you see any criminal facing justice, you are sure to find them rallying around the crook.

PassingShot:
In fairness to them, the loss was not expected and as such it's effect has been unimaginably devastating.

With the loss and their reaction to it, they've further alienated themselves and their region from the "rest of the world".

Their best bet now is to go separately but again they don't even know how to achieve that without bringing avoidable deaths and destructions on their region and people.

So clumsy, crude and tactless bragging set.

So true- the crude, tactless and boastful side of things.

It beats me how an entire people with a sizeable population who should be calling shots in politics, business and other aspects of our national life, have been all but relegated to cheerleaders of some minority tribe hell bent on their own destruction!

When they see people reaching across the table shaking hands, cutting deals, and building bridges of friendship, they call them slaves, yet in their mastery of the art of not being slavish, they haven't any tangible substance they could put forward as a reward for same- isn't that shameful??

That said, it is high time Tinubu started raising a successor with the kind of gift he possesses- sheer political genius. He isn't getting any younger and his strength might start failing him soon even if his wits remain razor sharp.

The reason why some people appear like wanderers, politically speaking, today is because they have no figure around which they could rally, a largely accepted leader. Let not the fate that has befallen them befall the Yoruba people.

vedaxcool:
Beerfraud and Ogogorites Association for Pipeline Destruction (BOAPD)

WTF!!! Rotflmao!!

Hmmm!! The Big Masquerade, always doing it big!!
Thank you sir.
Now this is more like it, as opposed to taking stuffs to a minister's office.

QuotaSystem:
Come on be creative. Give us at least one name, it seems you're an insider.

Niger Delta Satellite Blasters maybe?

I think that was a name he suggested na: Panadol For Other People's Headache. (PFOTH).

Adminisher:
Black-White-Red-And-Blue Combined Egbesu Assembly
BWRABCEA

Christ have mercy!!

Me: Revolutionary Uganda Crocodiles. (RUC).
Kyase, I sight you, oya, drop ya own.

Karm16:
Wailers of Biafra
Buafra keyboard Warriors
Biafran soldier ants

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Yorubanews:
Bight of Biafra is the SLAVE COAST. Check your history book. Your people sold each other for mirrors.

Smack down at 6 in the morning!! You must be a very brutal somborri.

Obviously another parody.

989900:
Fingers crossed.

Un-cross those fingers jare. This news carries as much weight as a feather in a hurricane. The fact it is coming from an anti government blog running as story such as "soldiers flee as Niger Delta Avengers....", and bears not a single quotation mark in an alleged statement made by a spokesman, it is a big ol LIE.

I heard they've formed one Ultimate Warriors group too. We all know those who give endless Ultimatums in this country hence their nickname Ultimate Warriors on the forum.

Very sure the coordinator of the group is one Ekpa on Nairaland-- "Ultimate Warrior". Lmao.

PassingShot, DaBullIT, Babacele, abeg make una come make we go hustle for Niger Delta oo. Na that side e dey happen these days. I suggest Niger Delta Randy Ortons as the name of our own group.

Sweetlemon:
Seems like the West, Britain actually is really angry with Buhari. I am yet to figure out exactly why though. Could it be because of Buhari's determination to recover loots from them? Because ever since Buhari announced his visit to the UK to recover looted funds, UK has just been giving Baba bad eye up and down.
America started beefing Buhari after he turned down IMF offer.
If I got the information correctly, the bulk of the funds for the clean-up is not meant to come from FG but from the polluters. FG just flagged off the program last week, definitely perhaps when Buhari is back or when work implementation of the budget really kicks off, FG will source for their own part of the funds. Then again we all know how Buhari likes to take his time while doing sensitive things involving serious cash so why the hullabaloo from Shell? Why the hurry? Something is def wrong somewhere.
Hmmm. Baba God help us o.

Don't be deceived. The blog is another useless Uganda propaganda blog. Open the link and go see the kind of useless anti-government and NDA praising stories in there.

Besides, don't you smell a rotting camel in the whole article given that NOTHING in there is captured in quotation marks??

Imagine how the crap sounds below:

"He further said their own part of the money is ever ready and they won’t hesitate to return to the table whenever the ..."

Does that crap sound like the words coming out of the mouth of the spokesman for such a gigantic multinational company??

Since that process was started, some people from a certain part of this country have been having running stomachs and would have, if they could, ensured that nothing positive is done by the government down south so they could continue to feed their gullible brothers with that horseshit of "Buhari hates the south".

Badbelle everywhere.

MadamExcellency:
The best thing is to deactivate this account and register a new moniker just like Barca did when his past comments became a shadow of his downfall.

By the way, I love this your response:

Blessings to you from a loving sister.

Deactivate?? Rotflmao!! Is that your dream?? You go grow veeeeeeery old aswear!!

Just imagine. "Like Barca, I should deactivate".. Do I look like a coward to you?? I take responsibility for my action like a real man does and don't run away from "me". You are so darn mistaken if you think you "got me".

Pele.

Newmanluckyman:
... This is what hypocrisy and blind followership can do. Now look at the embarrassment you are causing yourself here. Maybe you don't know that integrity and reputation defines a man. Maybe you can learn it from this smash down you just received now.

Imagine the thrashy nonsense coming out of this one's finger because one chose to own up to their mistake. If anything, it makes me a better man. Who amongst us is without blemish?? Who are you to even point fingers at me?? Wonder why I'm even responding to a Ugandan.

tomakint:
Omenka don't pretend you can't hear me calling you......come out and defend your unguarded statements here.....***abeg somebody throw in omenka into the ring please, I can see him peeping as usual***

Lol. Toma my frienemy, I wasn't docking oo. Just checked in now, you lied when you said I was peeping cos I wasn't.

Anyways, I take responsibility for that comment. I admit it was irresponsible and indeed I let my emotions get the best of me- wish I could take it back. I will be more civil next time.

Meanwhile, advice your sister(?) to stop trolling on me sha. Won't stop me from speaking my mind.

Shey dem don start again?? Smh.
District4 go quiet this weekend like graveyard be that.

The people that publish these fake stories in trentonline and their breakingtimes brothers would be the first to be struck with cancer. They and their children would suffer a million folds all they pray the Nigerian president suffers, amen.

bejeiodus:
I was expecting this typical response from you; it has become habitual.

And how difficult is it for you to mind you fucking business and stop worrying about my personal opinion?? Nonsense.

bejeiodus:
When did it become a crime to be ambitious? Is Atiku not better than the man you waste your time trying to defend? Atiku will contest the 2019 Presidential election, and men like you can do nothing to stop him.

And who the hell said it is a "crime" to be ambitious Who the hell is stopping you from supporting or even dying for him?? Shooo!! Why my own scratch you for brain like that??

Abeg, if you get problem, go find who cause am, and stop spitting all over the place.

Lmao. Another one.
This man makes me forget there was a patience Jonathan.

And look where PDP that has been "overfit" to govern Nigeria has brought us over the past 16 years.

Shameless bonobo species.