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Politics › Re: by omenka(m): 1:34pm On Jun 08, 2016
Wish this man would just stop deceiving himself.

Some people have so much money they simply don't know what the fuvk to do with It.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Popular Makoko Floating School,lagos Has Collapsed by omenka(m): 1:31pm On Jun 08, 2016
PassingShot:
How could this have been a school?

Na wa for our government o.
The idea was novel, workable and useful, but poor management killed it.
Politics › Re: Court Grants Jonathan's Cousin, Wife 500million Naira Bail by omenka(m):
vedaxcool:
Hero of thieves come see how longer throat wan barb your cousin.
Also invite the worshippers of the hero of thieves to come see how the cousin of their hero made a gargantuan fortune for himself without as much as crumbs falling off the table into their mouths as compensation for their unparalleled demonstration of stupidity on cyberspace. cheesy
Politics › Re: Muhammad Bello Rejects Dangote’s Ramadan Gifts For Vulnerable, Displaced Persons by omenka(m): 12:22pm On Jun 08, 2016
OneManLegion:
Ah, f#ck! You finally drop a disappointing comment.

How can Dangote attempt to bribe him with foodstuffs worth millions of naira? Why not give him cash if it were bribery?

What about the 31 states that were said to have taken delivery of theirs?

How do you expect Dangote to start offloading food items at IDPs? Does that sound sensible to you?

Omenka, you f#cked up today jooh.
Abeeegi!! Make I see road jor!! Is Dangote God?? People who've been donating to IDPs have been doing so in their camps- businessmen, individuals, politicians and their wives, we've never seen anyone taking items to a minister, commissioner, or governor's office. The shiit smells of rotten fish jor.
Politics › Re: Photos OF The Co-ordinator Of Attacks On Chevron & NNPC Pipelines In Delta by omenka(m): 9:52am On Jun 08, 2016
News: Breakthrough as military arrests pipeline vandals. (See Pics and videos inside).

Source: Vanguardngr.com, metronaija.com saharareporters.com.

Lost Yoots of Uganda/Burundi: Nonsense!! Propaganda from liar Moh'd!! Only fools would believe this!! Those are primary school boys that don't even know what a pipeline looks like!! Saharareporters is zombies propaganda site always doing the bidding of Tinubu and the Daura President!! Vanguard was threatened to publish this LIE!!

News: NDA strikes again; kills 500 soldiers using precision guided missiles- Russia applauds.

Source: vanguardngr.com, saharareporters.com, metronaija.com.

Lost Yoots of Uganda/Burundi: Good job Avengers!! This is not 1966!! The Nigerian army is nothing compared to these "freedom fighters". Imagine their level of sophistication using precision guided missiles!!
Politics › Re: South-South Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped To Stop Pipeline Attacks by omenka(m): 9:03am On Jun 08, 2016
I said it but political novices whose stock in trade is only distributing insults around here like birthday biscuits took it out on me!!

Here's what I wrote coupla days ago regarding the renewed violence in the region when the story headline read "Jonathan is crucial to resolving the renewed ND militancy":
omenka:
Until we move away from oil, crooks would always use our dependence on it as leverage/tool to blackmail us into doing their bidding. An "ex-militant" once told the world that a meeting was held at the instance of Jonathan and a decision was taken as per what course of action to take in an even he loses at the polls. He lost and they initiated their plans.

If this report is anything to go by, the thief would definitely come with his demands which is likely to include letting Okpolo Eyes
, Madam Headress, Dasuki, and FFK off the hook. The shitstorm that would come from taking such a decision would be one heavier than the presidency can handle.

This is just too darn bad.
I still insist, until we wean ourselves off oil, the fight against corruption would forever remain one helluva herculean, perhaps impossible, task to accomplish.

Smh.
Politics › Re: Muhammad Bello Rejects Dangote’s Ramadan Gifts For Vulnerable, Displaced Persons by omenka(m): 8:54am On Jun 08, 2016
All I see is a failed attempt to bribe.

If the items were meant for displaced persons, why take it to the minister's office- abi na displaced person him be?? Didn't the donors know where the camp is locatedhuh

Hain. Nigerians na wa.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians Will Soon Smile Again – Kumuyi by omenka(m): 8:45am On Jun 08, 2016
Not the kinda news Ugandans like reading. See how this room take quiet. Had he said he foresees doom, this thread would have been coasting three pages right now. For them, any "MOG" or "Christian" who wishes Nigeria well under Buhari is not a true Christian.

Miserable prisoners of emotions. cheesy
Politics › Re: Biafra Currency To Begin Full Circulation In Biafra Land - IPOB by omenka(m): 8:30am On Jun 08, 2016
PentiumPro:
Hahahahaahhaha bros! grin grin
These people no go take comedy kill us in Nigeria
As in ehn!! If only there was a Nobel Prize for stupidity. cheesycheesycheesy
Politics › Re: Biafra Currency To Begin Full Circulation In Biafra Land - IPOB by omenka(m): 8:15am On Jun 08, 2016
Where is PentiumPro sefhuh
Politics › Re: Biafra Currency To Begin Full Circulation In Biafra Land - IPOB by omenka(m): 8:14am On Jun 08, 2016
Another major 419 scheme loading. They've not recovered from the "Passport to Nowhere" fraud, they want to hit them with an encore. Make I see who go exchange him hard earned naira with this. gringrin

If you are a yoot from Uganda, please stay close to your aged parents- these crooks are likely to find them as soft targets. cheesy
Politics › Re: "We Blew Up Chevron's Oil Well" - Niger Delta Avengers by omenka(m): 8:07am On Jun 08, 2016
ShowYourCertificate:
It seems you are out of tune with your party's priorities. Fiscal Federalism has been thrown into the dustbin by your party. It's no longer hidden, the north are against fiscal federalism. Their body language during the last national conference clearly betrayed their view. Even Buhari's body language suggests same. This is the main reason why Biafra agitations, Niger Delta MIlitancy and Fulani Herdsmen invasion has been on the rise under your dullard's government.
It was clearly a mistake replying you earlier with civility. Twill never happen again.

Bye. smiley
Politics › Re: "We Blew Up Chevron's Oil Well" - Niger Delta Avengers by omenka(m): 7:35am On Jun 08, 2016
That thing up there posing as a female, stop stalking me- you will FOREVER be ignored. Lucky I replied earlier but that is the first and last you get. Bury the thought of having me even sneeze your way.
Politics › Re: "We Blew Up Chevron's Oil Well" - Niger Delta Avengers by omenka(m): 7:32am On Jun 08, 2016
ShowYourCertificate:
Stop deceiving yourself. A full scale war will not solve anything. The only solution is that we practice full FISCAL FEDERALISM. I thought your party supported fiscal federalism when they were in opposition, why is it difficult for you guys now that you guys are in power?
Fiscal federalism, count me totally IN. I've always said that so there's no use preaching it to me. What I'm saying is it has to be negotiated with civility and not this barbarism being cheered on by a some people who've never seen a corpse in their lives but want to witness a war.

No government should be bamboozled into accepting the terms of anyone in a sovereign country.
Politics › Re: "We Blew Up Chevron's Oil Well" - Niger Delta Avengers by omenka(m):
All options for a peaceful resolution have been explored by the government. I think Nigerians and the international community should be made to understand that after which a full scale assault is launched against these virmins so they can be extinguished once and for all.



Edit:

It seems the surest way of getting likes by the Lost Children of Uganda from Ugandans these days is quoting Omenka everytime he makes a comment and insulting him. Just like every other, this one is fast turning into another Omenka quoting thread. cheesy

Tomorrow they'd flatten their chest as they pound it relentlessly shouting "you are irrelevant", yet they simply can't IGNORE him.

What I call emotional prisoners. wink
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Navy Arrests Avengers Warlord- Naij.com by omenka(m): 5:18am On Jun 08, 2016
yanshDoctor:
lie Mohammed is that you? this is just too good to be true, look like handy work APC-Propaganda.
Take the word "propaganda" out of our lexicon and some people would become as dumb as a graveyard, communicating with just sign language- which has no written form.

News: breakthrough as military arrests pipeline vandals. (See Pics and videos inside).

Source: Vanguardngr.com, saharareporters.com.

Ugandans: Nonsense!! Propaganda from liar Moh'd!! Only fools would believe this!! Those are primary school boys that don't even know what a pipeline looks like!! Saharareporters is zombies propaganda site always doing the bidding of Tinubu and the Daura President!! Vanguard was threatened to publish this LIE!!

News: NDA strikes again; kills 500 soldiers using precision guided missiles- Russia applauds.

Source: vanguardngr.com, saharareporters.com

Ugandans: Good job Avengers!! This is not 1966!! The Nigerian army is nothing compared to these "freedom fighters". Imagine their level of sophistication using precision guided missiles!! etc.
Politics › Re: N23 Billion Bribe: EFCC Arrests PDP Chiefs, Former Ministers by omenka(m):
Those in the SS and SE are using NDA and iPod to blackmail the government into dropping all cases pending against them by the anti-graft agencies- I hope with these arrests, we wouldn't see a resurgence of the "siblings" of the Ineffectual Ogogro Buffoon, Boko Haram.

A nest of killers, how one noble man once described the party- and ooooh, how right he was!
Politics › Re: Firm To Construct 10mw Power Station In Benue (pix) by omenka(m): 4:44am On Jun 08, 2016
mikolo80:
guy abeg abeg abeg carry your bad head comot. no be somewhere dem go start. did GSM start all over. did we have per minute billing at first. see once we can get 10mw in benue imagine what will happen in Lagos and Abuja. let us even get one pilot program
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped Across The Region by omenka(m):
ganisucks:
NOI A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ Diezani must have refused Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ a contract or something. In your referral, Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ respected Dasuki A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ FFK, by writing down their names, but when it came †̥♥ both ladies, Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ put down insulting A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ derogatory acronyms. Or are Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ a Misogynist.
Stop trying too hard.. It comes naturally.

By the way, do yourself a favour by looking up the meaning of the word "acronym" so you don't embarrass yourself in public someday.

Good night.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Governors Want Corruption Charges Dropped Across The Region by omenka(m): 9:32pm On Jun 07, 2016
I said it but political novices whose stock in trade is only distributing insults around here like birthday biscuits took it out on me!!

Here's what I wrote coupla days ago regarding the renewed violence in the region when the story headline read "Jonathan is crucial to resolving the renewed ND militancy":

omenka:
Until we move away from oil, crooks would always use our dependence on it as leverage/tool to blackmail us into doing their bidding. An "ex-militant" once told the world that a meeting was held at the instance of Jonathan and a decision was taken as per what course of action to take in an even he loses at the polls. He lost and they initiated their plans.

If this report is anything to go by, the thief would definitely come with his demands which is likely to include letting Okpolo Eyes, Madam Headress, Dasuki, and FFK off the hook. The shitstorm that would come from taking such a decision would be one heavier than the presidency can handle.

This is just too darn bad.
I still insist, until we wean ourselves off oil, the fight against corruption would forever remain one helluva herculean, perhaps impossible, task to accomplish.

Smh.
Politics › Re: South West Produce More Oil Than South East. SW Is 2nd In Oil Production by omenka(m): 5:54pm On Jun 07, 2016
Marcelini:
Well, in real life, this is what the Northerners are relishing: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/herdsmen-attack-another-benue-village-kill-12/

You should be ashamed of yourself.
Stop spitting all over the place. Are you a dribbler?? cheesycheesy

Face topic.

#keeps peeping.. grin
Politics › Re: South West Produce More Oil Than South East. SW Is 2nd In Oil Production by omenka(m): 5:22pm On Jun 07, 2016
Omonigeriarere:
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Your leaders are at Federal Level seeking for more political relevance, your tribe is moving en-masse from your hamlets to other parts of this country, but you are here claiming Biafra and giving futile ultimatum: who will take you serious?

By the time you stop your Governors, Senators, Honourables to stop receiving salaries from FRN and ensure lots of caterpillars and trucks were sent to Lagos and other parts of Nigeria to take your kindred back to their various hamlets, then we will take you serious.
Hain!! People get mouth oo!!

#Keeps peeping from the back of my hut relishing every bit of the e-bloodletting and butchery. grin

You really get these guys vaccine. cheesy
Politics › Re: Senseless Killings and Maimings- The Hypocrisy Of The South (Graphic Pics) by omenka(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2016
koboko69:
Sure i am. There is deafening silence when killings are carried out in the south even against each other. But when BokoHaram Haram strikes in the North, Nigeria automatically becomes a Zoo. These guys are super clowns
Exactly the same reason I wrote the Ese Oruru and Ebonyi rape victims piece. Our hypocrisy is out of this world.
Politics › Re: 26 Csos Move To Back IPOB For Referendum On Nigeria by omenka(m): 7:20am On Jun 07, 2016
Referendum and non-violent means, count me ALL IN!!
Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki, Zahra Buhari Meet Boy Who Was Brutalized By Step Mom In Kano. PICS by omenka(m): 6:55am On Jun 07, 2016
Wow, how touching, especially that hug.

Feels good to know someone higher up cares and gives a damn about the plight of the downtrodden.

Wish the child well.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Retakes Bosso, Niger Republic by omenka(m): 10:22pm On Jun 06, 2016
QuotaSystem:
Imagine these scoundrels actually want BH terrorists to gain territory.

It must really be hell being an iPod.
The inconsolable Ugandans are a treat to watch. They roll out drums, do barbecues and put up a hell of a celebration upon hearing even an unverified bad news about their host country.

If I were to be Baba, I swaer, those slimy sea slugs would had one hell of a regret being so proudly stupid,
Politics › Re: Buhari's Sectionalism Hits E-APC by omenka(m): 10:14pm On Jun 06, 2016
Omenika:
They have left all the work for omenka, lmao.


Like someone said earlier today, omenka should ask for pay rise because defending Buhari now is ten times more difficult than it used to be. Lol
I'm not even sure whether to feel disgust or pity for your plight.

How does it feel living I'm my shadows?? You alone with three Omenka parody, yet I don't even as much as fart in your direction, and right now I can only imagine how excited you'd be, just like most other Lost Children of Uganda, that I've managed to reply you after incessant mentions on all your Omenka parodies. Bet I've made your dream come true. smiley

Dude, there's a very thin line between obsession and dementia- thread softly so you don't cross it- very sure the Albino Pig could use your internet rants. Losing your bolts and blowing all gaskets could make that impossible. wink

I know life's really hard for your kind, heard about the Projects (wonder if a yoot like you would know what I mean) in Port Harcourt and the folks who live there- I pray things look up real quick for your kin.

Get a grip on yourself boy- life's a lot more pleasant than you think on the other side... With a little more hardwork and some luck., perhaps you'd strike gold before you hit rock bottom.

Good night. wink





Ps: @ Mynd44, isn't there some sort of penalty for using a parody to spam one's mentions?? Rule 2 applies here.

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