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Politics › Re: See Wat Lara Oshiomhole Did At Her Unveiling As Chairman Of Edo Table-tennis(pix by omenka(m): 5:31pm On Jun 16, 2016

Awww.. She's even left handed. Makes her look sexier. cheesy

Politics › Re: What Does Senator Ali Modu Sheriff Want? by omenka(m): 5:08pm On Jun 16, 2016

photoshoot:
For your eye e be like say Sheriff dey here? Abi who are you asking....

And besides Mr analyst, what do you have to say about the 23 conditions state must meet before receiving bailouts?

Rotflmao.

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Tribute To OJB Jezreel: Lived In My House For 2 Weeks by omenka(m): 4:56pm On Jun 16, 2016

Smellymouth:
Thank you jare..

https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/2/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19923-1367517244-7.gif

Mi o raye iranu

Baba ride on jare!! No mind am. Him just dey hate cos you getting so much love from us.

We LOVE your memes!! Keep 'em coming!! grin

#TeamSmellyMouthMemes. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ivyy Is Not Guilty Of Plagiarism by omenka(m): 4:01pm On Jun 16, 2016

KINGinVAHALA2:
Bro, don't mind the guy, he is just seeking for unnecessary attention.

I really don't even understand how this concerns me. undecided

Romance › Re: Ivyy Is Not Guilty Of Plagiarism by omenka(m): 3:17pm On Jun 16, 2016

CrudeGold:
Writer, Refiner's team has declared war on Ivyy's team.
It would get dirty!
Omenka, I hope you're following this?

What's going on??

Politics › Re: Edo Governorship: Makarfi Screens Candidates Issues Certificate Of Clearance by omenka(m): 3:06pm On Jun 16, 2016

ozicoblendo:
PDP stop wasting your time Edo belong to APC.....

They've inadvertently set the stage for their failure. Sheriff is the LEGALLY recognised chairman of the party and anything/anyone who performs his duty without his appointing them to do so is simply an imposter- hence his actions wouldn't be recognised as legit under the law. cheesy

How hard is that to understand PDP??

Politics › Re: by omenka(m): 8:16am On Jun 16, 2016

koboko69:
Is this thread about Agatu? Be wise!

I've asked him to write a bold To Let on his forehead whenever he's leaving home. He might be lucky to find a customer. cheesy

Politics › Re: "NNPC Pipelines In Akwa Ibom Blown Up By Us" - Niger Delta Avengers by omenka(m): 8:03am On Jun 16, 2016

dukie25:
[s]Avengers are back with full force.
Buhari should just come and negotiate, military option is only making things worse. [/s]

What the fuvk do you mean?? First, they are the ones making negotiation impossible blowing things up when the government observes a ceasefire. Secondly, if they wanna negotiate, they should be realistic with their demands.

Let them keep blowing things up and get on with the threat of killing their governors already. They are doing a fantastic job! grin

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Politics › Re: Rivers Clerics Raise Alarm Over Herdsmen’s Invasion Of Rivers’ Forests by omenka(m): 7:58am On Jun 16, 2016

Fedayeen02:
If at your old age you still dwell in tantrums and ethnic bigotry then i pity your unborn kids and your so called gf

You should paste a big ol To Let on your forehead.

Bye. cheesy

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Politics › Re: by omenka(m): 7:55am On Jun 16, 2016*

Great news!! cheesy

Shey some people were crying just two days ago that their farmlands and environment are being polluted by oil spillage... Oh well, hold your brothers to account. tongue

Next!

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Politics › Re: Rivers Clerics Raise Alarm Over Herdsmen’s Invasion Of Rivers’ Forests by omenka(m): 7:46am On Jun 16, 2016

Fedayeen02:
only fools take you serious.

Only bigger fools quote people who are not taken serious. cheesy

Stale line they keep throwing up. They insist he's "unimportant", "a nobody", blablabla.. Yet they just can't seem to IGNORE him. cheesy

#Ceasefire continues though..

You guys take all the shots while you have the chance. wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Refuses To Wed Couple Because Of This Dressing by omenka(m): 7:27am On Jun 16, 2016

Just negudu. sad

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Sets Up Radio Station by omenka(m): 7:13am On Jun 16, 2016

God I pray this is untrue. Too many ignoramuses and illiterates in that part of the world, very susceptible to radicalization.

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: EFCC Arraigns Five Over N75 Million Delta State Igr Fraud by omenka(m): 6:59am On Jun 16, 2016

After the "Wowme" guy, another nairalander suffering from an acute case of obsession with Omenka is the nutjob somewhere above. cheesy

Ye shall continually be ignored like the nobody you are. Sorry. wink

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Politics › Re: Rivers Clerics Raise Alarm Over Herdsmen’s Invasion Of Rivers’ Forests by omenka(m): 6:49am On Jun 16, 2016

anonimi:
You should go and say that to those whose family and friends were KILLED by the invading Fulani herdsmen.

Jesus is Lord!!! Anoni didn't add a "foto" to his comment!!! shocked

Now I believe in miracles!!!

Edit:

I guess I was too quick to believe after all!! Rotflmao!! grin

And we have our "foto" sitting comfortably at the foot of the comment!

If we are lucky enough, he'd leave it at only ONE "foto". cheesy

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: EFCC Arraigns Five Over N75 Million Delta State Igr Fraud by omenka(m): 6:45am On Jun 16, 2016

I'm tempted to say the second guy in the portraits should be jailed asap!! He "looks" like the one who hatched and executed the plan.

See him face like overnight cornflakes.

Politics › Re: We’ll Soon Put Smile On Nigerians’ Faces – Buhari by omenka(m): 6:34am On Jun 16, 2016

modelmike7:
I believe in you my President. God bless you.

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Politics › Re: Rivers Clerics Raise Alarm Over Herdsmen’s Invasion Of Rivers’ Forests by omenka(m): 6:27am On Jun 16, 2016

Hmmm. Is that so?? So when herdsmen move around in Nigeria today, it is termed an "invasion".

Body dey itch me to yarn some things but I'd hold my fire for now... 3days and counting. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Fani-kayode: EFCC Wants Me To Refund N840m Without Trial by omenka(m): 6:20am On Jun 16, 2016

CecyAdrian:
So, what is he waiting for? Our approval?...

com'on my friend return that money fast before we demand for interest

You dey mind am!! Dem for even demand am plus that big mouth wey him dey take make plenty noise, with lips like kpomo wey rise overnight inside water. angry

Pay the damn money jor!

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Politics › Re: EFCC: Sheriff Agrees To Return N40million by omenka(m): 6:14am On Jun 16, 2016

E get as this story be sha.

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Politics › Re: PDP Branded Umbrella Spotted In China Market (photo) by omenka(m): 10:34pm On Jun 15, 2016

They've finally sold the carcass left behind by ~~Shekau~~ Sheriff to some nutjob retailer in China!! cheesy

What a pity. grin

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Politics › Re: Different Protesting Groups At PDP Headquarters In Abuja. Photos by omenka(m): 5:07pm On Jun 15, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
I stand by my position on that

Now I have NO DOUBT what your real problem is. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Tunde Fowler Of FIRS Recruits 349 New Staff Secretly - Sahara Reporters by omenka(m): 5:05pm On Jun 15, 2016

Yet they claim SR is being sponsored by opposition. cheesy

You just gotta respect these guys whether you like them or not.

Oya, if laws were broken, time for the anticrime agencies to do the needful. #NoTime.

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Politics › Re: Different Protesting Groups At PDP Headquarters In Abuja. Photos by omenka(m): 4:38pm On Jun 15, 2016

989900:
Is it only me? Why am I always chuckling like I just won the lottery when I see PDP like this?

Mine goes far beyond a chuckle- sheer ecstasy for me!! cheesy

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Politics › Re: Different Protesting Groups At PDP Headquarters In Abuja. Photos by omenka(m): 4:35pm On Jun 15, 2016

"There's no crisis in PDP"- TonyeBarcanista. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Lai Mohammed And Femi Adesina by omenka(m): 4:25pm On Jun 15, 2016

wowmenow:
They are discussing how to sack omenka the guy is not doing the job of promoting buhari on Nairaland well

Your level of obsession with me is fast approaching borderline dementia. Endless mentions yet not even a sneeze from me, regardless, you still trudge along.. With all the humanity I have in me, I say GetWellSoon. cheesy

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Politics › Re: EFCC Freezes Tompolo’s N3billion Account by omenka(m): 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2016

MadCow1:
3 Billion Naira?!
God Punish Education..
Who know where I fit buy Gun and Dynamite?
Militancy is the Way forward for me..

SeriousMinded:
It is time Nigerians should pik up guns and bombs against these politicians, one way another.

This is really depressing. cry

Politics › Re: FG Bars States From Bank Loans by omenka(m): 7:56am On Jun 15, 2016

Sweetlemon:
When people kept complaining that Kemi Adeosun does not have credentials to compete with Iweala and all that I kept telling them to hold on a little and give her a chance.
The difference between the two is that while the latter impresses you with economic jargons, the former is more realistic about situations on ground while giving practical solutions to issues.
Give Kemi another two years, most of you will campaign for her to be our Hillary Clinton. Lol.

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Politics › Re: Busted: The New Zombies That Invade Nairaland At Pay-Per-Post Photo by omenka(m): 7:24am On Jun 15, 2016

DaniDani:
If irunoo and omenka are not there, then they are wasting their destiny. On a serious note that irunoo is very disgusting, the way she insults and bashes anything Igbo is detestable.I don't know if any Igbo guy used and dumped her. I really feel for her

Na for my side una muscle dey end. You are so scared of her you avoided attracting her attention by deliberately mispelling her moniker while spelling mine correctly.

Her moniker is ironooboo!!

Oya, run for cover. cheesy

Politics › Re: AirForce Personnel Begin Training In Kaduna To Sharpen Their Skills. See Photos by omenka(m): 7:17am On Jun 15, 2016

ChangeIsCostant:
Boko Haram in trouble ..nice one boys

Politics › Re: Saraki Files Fresh Motion To Disqualify CCT Chairman by omenka(m): 7:15am On Jun 15, 2016

sonOfLucifer:
Just wonder how you hate corruption but make GEJ hero. I find it difficult to process.

Actually, Tinubu caused it. Ask his friend Idumuose. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Itsekiri Accuses N-delta Govs Of Working With Militants by omenka(m): 7:10am On Jun 15, 2016

AngryNigerian:
We I have been cursed!!!

Fixed.

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