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She's ready to hit the Ciltocurrency Mining Business.

That Number 6 shaa.


In a world where almost everything is going digital, I should be carrying bible up and down?

Don't fail to mention 30K BMC Zombie funds.
Once you collect that money, your life is doomed.

Wetin concern me?

My own President's twitter handle is as useless as FFK's third leg

Precious is a gold-digger and she is tearfully enjoying the consequences.

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FFK on the other hand is a shameless Afonja who gets a boner whenever he sees a yellow Igbo lady.

Muhammed (Piss be upon him) took Aisha, a nine year old girl and made her a wife.

Let me not say more...

GonzalezAguero:
Holla chap pls who's that on your profile?

My sugar plum.

In other news,

December 14 will make it One Month that the Vulture Griller was banned and incarcerated in Nairaland Correctional Facility. He has been fed constantly with watery beans and expired kunu.

No thanks to BH/ISWAP, Borno is a shadow of itself.
Professor Zulum is trying.
Kudos to the innovators.

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ILoveDemMANNA:
One of the best to ever come out of Africa.
I wish you the very best Samuel.
A True Lion.

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@lalasticlala

AntiChristian:
O Lord! Protect me from OMICRON and all it's brothers and sisters!

No.
We dey with you

Better get your jab now before I descend on you guys

Three weeks later, the groom would come on Nairaland and open a thread lamenting how his wife is refusing him sex.

Achebe's magnum opus, Things Fall Apart easily comes to mind.

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Eriokanmi:
it was a "typo" and I've corrected it already...loved not lived.

I wonder why you didn't rush to pick any other thing than the typo error. Obviously you don't like him. Fame attracts hate, now I know

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God1000:
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H for Hippopotamus

This news does not concern me.
Ghana is low-key turning to Uganda and Zimbabwe, the bad news specialists.

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The Vulture Griller is still incarcerated in the Nairaland Correctional Facility and he is being fed with watery beans constantly.


What a time to be a Nairalander

Eriokanmi:
Omicron, everything no be award op. Rkelly never won a single Grammy but the guy is lived by millions. His followers are far more than those who won Grammy.

I know he is 'lived' by millions including those in his cell in the penitentiary.

artimisfowler:
[s]You’re literally going mad but you may not know it, it is said that 80% of Nigerians are suffering from one mental illness or the other.
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A person may still be in cloths but his brain is crumbling, only entertaining themselves with thoughts of imaginative perversion. Watch yourself brother and fix your thoughts on profitable things.

Bleep off my mention.

LotaTee:
It would have been better if you held your peace.

Op, why not try Quora?Getting reasonable answers on this forum is like searching for a needle in a haystack or better still, tag specific monikers that you know might be knowledgeable in this aspect.

Tag the Vulture Griller

Wiz is the best thing thar happened to AfroBeats.
Machala to the world.




Don't waste your time quoting me.
MIL for the Grammy.

Nothing concerns me and that FFK, the Afonja who specialises in banging Fair Igbo ladies.
A shameless man who did not even have an iota of respect for Odumegwu Ojukwu but went ahead to sample Byanka

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But you see that Toyin's nun inspired outfit above, all I need to do is to lift that garment as she is positioned. Then, I shift back with a force of about 4500Kilo-Newton amd shove my long black rod inside.

I want to see Alex face

That is a fast route to getting their 72 Hot and sex-starved virgins in hell.

AlexReports choking different news down our throats since 1942.
Please I take God beg you, don't scam this man like you did to Maduka.
You can just organise your usual awards for him but don't give him a prick-shaped award please.

I need Vulture Griller to come and masturbate to this thread with his long 'copy and paste' comments.

Why is this thread dry like this?