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emmnprince:
If I were one of the mods of NL, I’d have banned you for 600 years!

Every mallam with him own kettle abeg!
Every musician with him own style of song!

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You can never be a mod of a big platform such as this.

Go and get a job boy and stop spewing trash

The guy above me who masturbates to every bad news is on this thread forming sympathy.
What does "Too Bad" mean?
To someone who goes on facebook, blogs to dig bad news just to come and post on Nairaland FP, this is just similar to what he posts on a daily.

Welldone, Mr..

I fear two people on Nairaland.

One has four Nairaland monikers and is a self- acclaimed pastor who posts stuff he knows little or nothing about and uses it to preach and instill fear into his gullible followers.
He has never discussed the fruits of the flesh and that of the holy spirit. He is not versed in matters affecting the christian faith.
He knows nothing about rapture. God cannot rapture a people with spot or wrinkles.
He said COVID will end the world. He lied.
He said Trump will win the election. The man himself caused an insurrection at the Capitol. He lied.



The other grills a meat that resembles chicken in the dark. But it is actually a bird with bald head and is notorious in consuming dead animals.
Kelvin Carter, an award winning photojournalist once captured this bird standing close to a dying child who has suffered malnutrition in a war torn country. He went ahead to win the pulitzer prize for that photo.



I don't know who is more dangerous between the two!

is the specialist in local bad news.
Pastor Righteousness2 is the specialist in foreign bad news.

While the former masturbates to local bad news, the latter uses it as a strategy to spew trash in the guise of evangelism.

Anyways, I still prefer them to that renowned vulture griller who does nothing but sucks the lifeless vegetable's hairy balls.

Spits.

Clitocurrency the new oyel money.

Turtle that Afonja people have used to do their ritual finish, you want to keep as a pet.

OP, anything you see, you take. Better get rid of that turtle.

AuroraB:
Chai
O ma se ooo

Yeahhh

AuroraB:
For real

Facts.

Will they show us hairy unshaved towtow and are we going to know if any towtow there smells like fish?

I am asking for a friend

1. That car is not trust worthy. A product that even our corrupt senators rejected.

2. Trust anything that comes out from the region that sucks Lamidi Cownu's hairy balls at your own peril.

3. The only thing I love about the Red Earth people are their bannys. They are fine, sexy and sharp but they worship money.

4. I heard the one they gave Ozo the SIMPle man last year has transmission issues. He has sold it

5. 97.3425% of Nairalanders who come here to condemn BBNaija don't have DSTV in their house. They either follow the show through NL threads or go to youtube.

5. Bullhari is still your president and he is not leaving till 2023.


6. Quote me and talk rubbish, I'd order freshly grilled vulture from the stables of that Nairaland police woman for you.

Watch how our own Nairaland resident fake griller will shamelessly avoid this post.

Lemme not mention what he grills before I get banned for twenty years.

But we all know what he grills tho.

It is just a fight over 'Deek'

The soldier woman was trying to secure her man...not knowing the man may be banging the corper on a low.


The Future is Gmail shaa.

He who is without sin, let him be the first to cast a stone.

GYB is just using that Chinese man for media propaganda. He can't try that with a Julius Berger contractor.


Nonsense.

T

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emmykk:
Any guy watching bbnaija is the problem Nigeria is not moving forward.

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WTF are you doing on this thread, you that is watching CNN 24/7.....nonsense and bullhari

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melaniaup:
No you are better than this I mean the president of Federal Republic of Nigeria

After all Obasanjo and many have being in prison but became President ... Let's give it up for a man whom has seen all the cronies of life he has being there falsely and he knows what's like. In such he will help the issues of police department in this country

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How much did you collect to do this?
It will soon finish shaa

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Bunny19:
May your pr*ick bend

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Fvck off

Biggie knows what's up.
Angel is not leaving that house till the last day.

The votes were rigged in favour of that fake General Pere.
Believe it or fvck off.

Quote me and talk rubbish. It's a free world.
I'm still waiting to bang Angel tho.

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melaniaup:
Yes oo
This trait he shares his colleague Uzor Orji Kalu the man whom can make U Ok

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You mean the Alumni president of Kuje Prison Old Boys?

Immediately I saw the headline, I knew the OP must be our Nairaland Pastor of Doom and Eternal Suffering, Righteousness2, HolinessForever or GospelPreacher1.

This is not the first time a war plane is being intercepted. But he has already labelled it a sign of time up there.



Very soon, he'd demand Nairalanders to pay tithe or Prophet's Honour or risk going to hell.

PS: I wonder how one person will be behind four monikers at the same time.
Reminds me of that one that has an alternate policewoman moniker, he has reported me like twelve times, but the grace of God has always come through for me

The case of that vulture griller and an anti-ZoneB

Like for Gulder Utimate Bandit Ransom Search.

Share for BBNaija Shine Ya Eye

Dem don use money block this one throat.

The truth is that Bob.Risky is a relative to GAYbriel.

You guys don't know the power of the people behind Angel.

People that love pussy in this country are in their millions.
And that is Angel's selling point. She cannot just go like that. Forget the voting percentage.

I am still waiting for Angel outside the house so that I'd do the needful.
I will simply bang the hell outta her and deposit my hot seeds which would never germinate deep inside her.

I love you Angel.

Watch how one certain vulture griller will avoid this thread.

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ILoveDemMANNA:
You mean tins like dis shameless member below?
Screenshot attached.

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I don't want to even pull your own screenshot.
Every Nairaland member knows your job and what you are into.

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gawu1:

That was the reason those yet to become full officers were dismissed so that one day they will not sleep on duty and allow the fugitive hunchback albino porn star and the Supreme leader of the ipob pigs who is now in the DSS cage escapes again unnoticed.

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Trash.