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Village people have played a fast one on the soldier.

Trousers wey corpers don dey wear since 1974, e reach Deeper Life people turn, dem wan turn am to long skirt.

All these coverings being enforced by some religious bodies don't work.

You see all those Northern muslims that cover their body with long Hijab from head to toe, some of them are bleep experts.

That is how I cornered one Khadijat in Kano some years ago. She is a Fulani girl with a very tiny waist and flat tummy and believe me, she was sexy as fvck. But she was hiding inside her long hijab. I sighted her based on my experience with Vaginal people.

The day she visited me, she wore that long hijab when she came. She didn't wear anything under. Not even pants. Immediately I locked the door. She pulled the hijab and threw it on the floor.

These Fulani muslims are not interested in giving and receiving head. She just lay on the bed begging me to do the needful. Yours truly did not dissapoint.

I bleeped the heavens outta her and deposited my seeds which would never germinate deep inside her.


So forget the trouser or skirt thing, who wan bleep go bleep.

Akwa-Ibom girls and bleep are like 5 and 6.
Most of them are into the runs-girl business. They dominate the streets of Port Harcourt and they can bang like mad.

Their towtow tastes different. Even when you are banging an Akwa-Ibom olosho, the difference is always clear.

I carried one the other day, this banny wanted to kill me. Her energy is top notch and she can give you all the styles in Kamasutra. Holy shit!

Akwa-Ibom girls needs to be preserved and studied in bedmatic affairs.
After the mind-blowing bleep, she went to the kitchen and prepared a delicious native soup full of prawns, big crayfish, periwinkles and shrimps. Dayuuuum!

Check out few of their babies names:
Uduak-Abasi -- Godswill

MfonObong -- God's grace

Itorobong -- God's glory

Enobong -- God's gift

Iniabasi/Iniobong -- God's time

Ekaette -- father's mother/grand mother

Unwana -- Bright

Utibe-Abasi -- Wonderful God

Edidiong -- Blessing

Emem -- Peace

Akaninyene -- above riches

Uwakmfon -- abundant grace

Edikan -- Victory

Emediong -- Blessed

I'm still waiting for that Akwa-Ibom baby, Angel in BBNaija to come out. I'd bang her straight up.

Kpokpogarri vs. TowTow-Decay.


Imagine lawyers quoting this case in court.

lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique, Seun. All these mods, come and tell us ya state's slogan

All the thirty-six states and the FCT have unique slogans. While some are derived from the socio-economic lives of the occupants of the states, others are gotten from some natural resources present in the state.

For instance Enugu state - Coal City State.

Meanwhile, Borno state's slogan is Home of Peace. This state has witnessed the opposite of it's slogan and has been hit by terrorism and banditry with thousands dead and millions displaced.

What is the slogan of your state and do you think your state is living up to it's Slogan?

Lanzini o

This is just similar to what is happening in Nigeria today.
The groom represents the Nigerian masses who voted/rigged the lifeless vegetable into power.

A lot of Nairaland acclaimed Redpillers and Alfa-Males would masturbate to this news calling Saga lots of name and lecturing us how to avoid being a Simp and all that.

In reality, most of these guys are actually simps. They can go any length just to put their rods in a woman's tow-tow.

Some of them are sex starved bastards who self-service daily to the likes of Sara Jay and Mia Khalifa. They don't even know what it takes to woo a lady and make her go crazy for you

When they come to this forum, all of them become anti-Simp. Saga is a simp. We know. Just let him be. Let him play his game. He is already a centre of attraction and a topic just by playing that way.


In other news, I am still patiently waiting for my baby girl Angel to leave the house.

I have consumed roughly 1500ml of Agbo medicine and a handful of BitterKola in order to keep fit for her.

I would bleep the hell out of that Angel while I deposit my seeds which would never germinate inside her after 75 minutes.

All these mods bringing thread of three or four years to FP.
Seems NL is lacking content these days. If you post something sensible, it won't even grace FP.


That Mod that banned my alternate moniker for 45 years, it shall never be well with you

These happenings are not new.
This is not the first time the world is experiencing a pandemic. We have had different pandemics and the world didn't come to an end.


This is not the first time wars are being fought. From time immemorial, wars have been fought. Territories have been captured and empires have collapsed. WW1 and WW2 have also been fought.

This is not the first time people have been selfish. Selfishness is part of man's nature and it has been evident since the early man.

This is not the first time we are experiencing climatic and environmental challenges. Tornadoes, earthquakes and other natural disaster have been happening before now.


The world is divided along ethnic, social, religious and even financial lines. Some people saw the light of modern technology and religion before you and I. Those imbalance is what makes the world thriving. A state of balance would just neutralize everything.

Think about this!

I usee to hear this man on the Radio Nigeria Network News. He has a very calm and commanding voice.

Congratulations to him.

I hope they would be no need for a DNA few years from now.

This could have been the Nairaland Resident Zone-B, but he abandoned his calling and decided to be a Vulture Griller.

Nawa oo

This is the same Toby that was trying to be extra-creative in his pre-wedding shoot.

Little did we know he has already shined the banny's Kongo and had deposited viable seeds inside the woman.

We saw the pictures last month and boom, the baby girl is pregnant.

The way black people like bleep eh! Tufiakwa

Waiting to see when that loud damn niggar guy will be paraded.

R

Even our resident Zone-B chairman, the Vulture Griller cannot even boast of going to see his darling daddy in Aso rock.

If he attempts to do so, those trigger happy millitary boys would roast him like he does to his dead Vultures.

I can bet my two balls that this Afonja cone head is more handsome beautiful than most of these wretched low life useless bitches who come here chanting Future is Femail.


Tueh

Hope this won't be another Titanic.

This is the kind of food that lifeless vegetable and his hypeman Vulture Griller are dishing to Nigerians to eat.

The return of the Prodigal Son.

I can bet my balls that this was staged. He used 1000 Naira each to hire the small crowd.

FFK has no followers. This is one hell of a man who has never contested a political position.

The young fraud councillor in my ward is more relevant than this food loving and fair women addicted arrogant and hot tempered drug addicted man.

The kind of brotherly love Lincoln Burrows had for Michael Scofield.

Watch how that Damn Niggaaar guy will avoid this post.


Espirit d'corps

Meanwhile, I am waiting for Angel after the show, so that we can do the needful. I just want to bleep the hell out of that banny while I deposit my seeds which would never germinate inside her unshaved kpekus.

On behalf of the jobless Nigerian yoots, we subscribed to BBNaija because that is where ballot boxes are not snatched for votes and electronic card reader doesn't malfunction here.

If you don't watch the show, simply fvck off.

Meanwhile, I am waiting for Angel after the show, so that we can do the needful. I just want to bleep the hell out of that banny while I deposit my seeds which would never germinate inside her unshaved kpekus.

F

A post in August hitting FP on September 19.
My suggestion may be useless because the generator might have developed fault or the guy has recharged his meter.


All these mods sef.